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2 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Pretty obvious why Johnny Sack chose that name. 

Because it's the name of a fictional idiot mobster on The Sopranos?

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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Yeah, "Vito Spatafore" would have had more panache. 

26 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Because it's the name of a fictional idiot mobster on The Sopranos?

That’s just what he wants you think, but after discovering his sock account named Jimmy Dickfingers, the evidence is incontrovertible. 

42 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Nobody loves cock quite as much as a "straight", married, family-values Republican

 

 

These stories aren't even the least bit surprising anymore.

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

These stories aren't even the least bit surprising anymore.

The louder someone protests against the gays, the more I assume they're gay. 

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The louder someone protests against the gays, the more I assume they're gay. 

Had a government class with Corey Birenbaum (head of the YCT back in the day). One day, as part of a mock constitutional convention we were having, Corey went off on a rant about the gays, and how we shouldn’t give them constitutional protection and such. He went on and on. As he paused at the end, silent pause.....someone in our class of 100 or so says “Jesus, would you come out already?” Got the biggest laugh of the year.

I later crossed paths with him when he was the right hand man of (now convicted felon) congressman Steve Stockman. He was just as pathetic as before.
7 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

The good news is the youngs aren’t fooled as easily as their grandparents and just regular old morons and correctly view the republicans as the liars and racists that they are. The republican party is done in less than 10 years. Maybe the whigs can mount a comeback. 

Rural young uns are just as gullible and stupid as the parents and grand parents.  

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Nobody loves cock quite as much as a "straight", married, family-values Republican

 

 

I just assume all conservative Reps are in the closet. 

Rural young uns are just as gullible and stupid as the parents and grand parents.  

100.
7 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Rural young uns are just as gullible and stupid as the parents and grand parents.  

Also suburban young uns.

Just now, wildcat09 said:

Also suburban young uns.

i spent a second trying to google anything where you could look up multi-variable political leanings.  what does young + rural think versus old + rural.  couldn't find anything.  anyone know where you can get data like that?

Shot and chaser: 

Not to mention, she's always opposed legislation banning any of the dark money in politics. 

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Lmao, hope she bitches out at the last minute.  Literally the only Republicans who can win Maine in 2020 are Collins and if they dragged Olympia Snowe out of retirement. 

Wow  

 

Remember when the crowds followed Jesus and they were hungry and Jesus told the disciples to put them in cages? 

 

 

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Hey Collins, GET FUCKED

Gross.

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Hey Collins, GET FUCKED

The best part about the GOP, it could be :

Susan Collins - disappointed bitch
Chris Collins - crook
Doug Collins - piece of shit 

Ok, I'm admittedly late to the table here, but in the past 57 pages, has anyone on the Trumpkin side of the ledger offered up any bullet points on what exactly today's GOP stands for? 

I'm not being facetious, I literally have no idea what the central GOP platform is anymore.   

I grew up in a conservative household, was a member of the Young Conservatives of Texas at UT (late 80's), and still consider myself fairly fiscally conservative, but I certainly don't feel like I have a home there anymore.    

I’ll list them for you. 

1. Pissing off liberals

2. Fuck you, pay me. 

3. Not Hillary 

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:


Jesus.....

....would slap the shit out of us.

We are a shitty, shitty country.

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Ok, I'm admittedly late to the table here, but in the past 57 pages, has anyone on the Trumpkin side of the ledger offered up any bullet points on what exactly today's GOP stands for? 

I'm not being facetious, I literally have no idea what the central GOP platform is anymore.   

I grew up in a conservative household, was a member of the Young Conservatives of Texas at UT (late 80's), and still consider myself fairly fiscally conservative, but I certainly don't feel like I have a home there anymore.    

1.  White grievance/victimology

2.  Crazy conspiracy theories

3.  Win at all cost

5 hours ago, elfenix said:

Remember when the crowds followed Jesus and they were hungry and Jesus told the disciples to put them in cages? 

 

 

Under rated post right here!

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

....would slap the shit out of us.

We are a shitty, shitty country.

No the party of white nationalism calling itself the modern GOP is a shitty shitty party. About 2/3 of the current GOP, or about 20 percent of the country are completely hopeless pieces of shit. 

This has always been the case that 20 percent of the country is hopeless. Only nowadays the complete pieces of shit have all migrated to the Republican Party and have now taken it over. Thus making the current GOP the party of complete pieces of shit party. 

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A couple more examples of Trumpkins totally NOT being racist...

White woman calls two African-American women "n*ggers" at a North Carolina Bonefish Grill.

  • "I’m not going to say I’m sorry to them because they kept pushing at it," Goodman said. "I would say it again to them."
  • Despite not being sorry and insisting she would use the slur again, Goodman told WRAL that she wasn't racist.
  • she "used that word because they forced me into it." 

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And...

Ole Miss students pose with guns in front of Emmet Till memorial

 

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Fucking hell...but they were suspended from their frat so I’m sure they’ve learned their lesson. 

That picture is going to be an asset in a few years when they are the assistant finance manager at one of daddy's dealerships. 

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

A couple more examples of Trumpkins totally NOT being racist...

White woman calls two African-American women "n*ggers" at a North Carolina Bonefish Grill.

  • "I’m not going to say I’m sorry to them because they kept pushing at it," Goodman said. "I would say it again to them."
  • Despite not being sorry and insisting she would use the slur again, Goodman told WRAL that she wasn't racist.
  • she "used that word because they forced me into it." 

Link

And...

Ole Miss students pose with guns in front of Emmet Till memorial

 

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In news that will shock literally no one, they're KAs.

for frat guys, they wear big shirts.

A DUI, fleeing from the police, multiple arrests on theft charges... And such a great public speaker!

What a glorious era for the Republican Party!  They must be so proud!

"Anxiety around people" = political office?  Ok.

4 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

A DUI, fleeing from the police, multiple arrests on theft charges... And such a great public speaker!

What a glorious era for the Republican Party!  They must be so proud!

Damn. Came here to post this. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Party of Lincoln.

 

I love the irony/lack of self awareness of the guy wearing a "Stop Hate" tee shirt while wearing a MAGA hat.

Merit based immigration means white people. 


Not necessarily. Canada does it and has had a massive influx of Asians over its history. It’s how the merit is setup that matters. I suspect this administration would set it up to favor white people.

Were I setting up the merit system, I'd give extra credit for being able to make spring rolls or molé sauce.

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

I love the irony/lack of self awareness of the guy wearing a "Stop Hate" tee shirt while wearing a MAGA hat.

And below "stop hate" looks like a picture of a glock. 

7 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

A DUI, fleeing from the police, multiple arrests on theft charges... And such a great public speaker!

What a glorious era for the Republican Party!  They must be so proud!

So cringe I couldn’t finish.  

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