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On 4/1/2024 at 7:05 PM, Homesickhorn said:


My father is a retired Army Special Forces Colonel. He’s voted against Trump both times. Dude voted Democrat in the last election for the first time in his voting career, and he’s 79 years old.

Sounds like he's willing.

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Second time I've posted a picture of Colonel Incel on here.  That shirt is something...

 

 

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10 hours ago, GenXer said:

Well if your district looks anything like mine, that might answer your question. Apparently, the wise texas state legislature believes my voting interests align more closely with the exoburbs of texarkana than our county seat of mckinney.

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The term gerrymandering came from a politician drawing named Gerry making a district that looked like a salamander.

My district looks like salvador dali made a surrealist excavator that grew a mechanical dick that it’s trying to self pleasure and a tail covered in genital warts.


De Kalb is the genital warts, right?

I named my morning shit Donald J. Trump and it is still more honor and prestige than he deserves. 

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19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Trump deserves worse.

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But, but, there’s no tree there!

Too soon man, too soon.  

47 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Trump deserves worse.

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Sure, no trees but you could still take a header into in that light pole.  

dammit mac 

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And judge

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Too soon man, too soon.  

No i didn't mean it in the sense of poorly-timed jokes.  I meant that the tree came up too soon.  Hence the lack of slalom.  

9 hours ago, texasdago said:

Second time I've posted a picture of Colonel Incel on here.  That shirt is something...

 

 

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I know it's popular to slam people of his ilk, but taking pictures of people at the gym should be completely banned. Please don't be that guy. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:


 

White Supremacist, huh?

He got some bad branding advice-- he could have been a big deal in the Vampire cosplay world.

2 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

I know it's popular to slam people of his ilk, but taking pictures of people at the gym should be completely banned. Please don't be that guy. 

I hear you but wasn't making fun of his form or exercise but for that absurd shirt.  He's not doing anything but sitting... next time I'll wait outside the door of the club if it will make you feel better... 

Oh... uh, user name does not check out.

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:


 

Small correction. He isn't/wasn't an OKC councilman. He lives in Enid. A very small town about a hundred miles North of OKC. I won't trash it since they just got rid of this asshole, but not surprisingly, Enid isn't exactly a thriving metropolis.

2 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

Small correction. He isn't/wasn't an OKC councilman. He lives in Enid. A very small town about a hundred miles North of OKC. I won't trash it since they just got rid of this asshole, but not surprisingly, Enid isn't exactly a thriving metropolis.

Correct. I found another link and will update

 

I don't think they were implying OKC -- it was just a very poorly worded way to reference a city councilman in Oklahoma.

56 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

I know it's popular to slam people of his ilk, but taking pictures of people at the gym should be completely banned. Please don't be that guy. 

Was about to type that. 

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


De Kalb is the genital warts, right?

Affirmative 

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

It's like y'all have never been in IPIHIB. 

That forum does not interest me. And you still shouldn’t ever take pics of people at the gym 

3 hours ago, texasdago said:

I hear you but wasn't making fun of his form or exercise but for that absurd shirt.  He's not doing anything but sitting... next time I'll wait outside the door of the club if it will make you feel better... 

Oh... uh, user name does not check out.

Or maybe just don't take pictures of random people without them knowing, regardless of the public space you're in. Just a thought. 

15 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

Or maybe just don't take pictures of random people without them knowing, regardless of the public space you're in. Just a thought. 

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14 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

Or maybe just don't take pictures of random people without them knowing, regardless of the public space you're in. Just a thought. 

Well, I blocked his face but definitely don't look too closely at the drastically worse asshattery that goes on around here. 

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Seriously though, that shirt could have been on a mannequin... just happened to be on that dude.  Although I did post him one time packing heat.  Its a scary world in the gym.

The "Hot or Not" thread isn't going to populate itself with pictures.

4 hours ago, Horndog said:

Just add the T for Trump and make it "Dullest". Same thing. 

Or incorporate Dotard and make it Dullard.  

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6 hours ago, texasdago said:

  Although I did post him one time packing heat. 

Hot

10 hours ago, LurkingHorn said:

I know it's popular to slam people of his ilk, but taking pictures of people at the gym should be completely banned. Please don't be that guy. 

No chance of rethinking that position?

 

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11 hours ago, Pancho said:

Too racist for Oklahoma?

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11 hours ago, LurkingHorn said:

I know it's popular to slam people of his ilk, but taking pictures of people at the gym should be completely banned. Please don't be that guy. 

Username does not check out

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I know it's popular to slam people of his ilk, but taking pictures of people at the gym should be completely banned. Please don't be that guy. 

Username doth not checkout.

Can’t edit for some reason. But I think about four of y’all beat me to the punch.

My sister isn’t QAnon but she is generic Trumptard.  Aggie of course.  She just reposted this on Facebook.  
 

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After hearing Mark Zuckerberg say that posting the "Our Father" prayer violates his policies, I am asking all Christians to follow my lead and publish "Our Father." " prayer
I declare my faith in public. Jesus said, Whoever denies me here on earth, I will deny before my Father who is in heaven. Matthew 10:33
This is the best challenge I've seen on Facebook. So if you love Him and you're not ashamed, please join me on this faith challenge!.
AMEN

Our Father,
That art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name;
Thy kingdom come unto us;
Thy will be done
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we also forgive those who trespass against us,
Lead us not into temptation;
And deliver us from evil.

For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever.
Amen!

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I care about her so pointing out she’s regarded isn’t an option. I feel like they leverage that fact all the time.  It’s impolite to point out they are dumb so dumbness just keeps spreading. 
 

You see dumb shit on FB all the time, but how dumb can we get that she doesn’t realize the very fact that she’s seeing the post means it’s not banned. 
 

It isn’t enough to just post the Lord’s Prayer. You have to do it in a manner that says you’re sticking it to your perceived enemy. She is a fairly devout woman, but it honestly makes me wonder how much is a facade for some other purposes. 

11 hours ago, Thrawn said:

Small correction. He isn't/wasn't an OKC councilman. He lives in Enid. A very small town about a hundred miles North of OKC. I won't trash it since they just got rid of this asshole, but not surprisingly, Enid isn't exactly a thriving metropolis.

My freshman year in High School I was in kind of a touring teen peer education thing and found myself in a “farmer’s daughter” situation in Enid, and also saw Hellraiser II and cruised the main drag and went to Braums. 

26 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

My sister isn’t QAnon but she is generic Trumptard.  Aggie of course.  She just reposted this on Facebook.  
 

three things:

I care about her so pointing out she’s regarded isn’t an option. I feel like they leverage that fact all the time.  It’s impolite to point out they are dumb so dumbness just keeps spreading. 
 

You see dumb shit on FB all the time, but how dumb can we get that she doesn’t realize the very fact that she’s seeing the post means it’s not banned. 
 

It isn’t enough to just post the Lord’s Prayer. You have to do it in a manner that says you’re sticking it to your perceived enemy. She is a fairly devout woman, but it honestly makes me wonder how much is a facade for some other purposes. 

Just type "Matthew 6:5" in her timeline without any other comment.

29 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

She is a fairly devout woman, but it honestly makes me wonder how much is a facade for some other purposes. 

Maybe she is banging several MAGA dudes.  I, for one, am not going to freak shame her. 

32 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

My sister isn’t QAnon but she is generic Trumptard.  Aggie of course.  She just reposted this on Facebook.  
 

three things:

I care about her so pointing out she’s regarded isn’t an option. I feel like they leverage that fact all the time.  It’s impolite to point out they are dumb so dumbness just keeps spreading. 
 

You see dumb shit on FB all the time, but how dumb can we get that she doesn’t realize the very fact that she’s seeing the post means it’s not banned. 
 

It isn’t enough to just post the Lord’s Prayer. You have to do it in a manner that says you’re sticking it to your perceived enemy. She is a fairly devout woman, but it honestly makes me wonder how much is a facade for some other purposes. 

Uncle just did this. Comment on it and call it bullshit. Post the Reuters link

Huh I missed those events. Too busy getting drunk, getting laid and going to football games  in college instead 

12 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I care about her so pointing out she’s regarded isn’t an option. I feel like they leverage that fact all the time.  It’s impolite to point out they are dumb so dumbness just keeps spreading.

I've had a family member do this to me too. "Every time we talk about politics you say things that make me feel like I'm stupid."

Well then stop bringing up the latest BS thing you heard at the hair studio and I'll quit giving you my opinion. I don't think you're stupid, I just think you are getting terrible information and you're not thinking critically about it.

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