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35 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fuck that, I'm gonna gut that fat ass pig-eyed bitch like a fish.  Except I'll leave her entrails sitting her lap so she can look at them. 

Damn you guys are darker than usual. 

I'm perusing ACOGs and cans. Gawd I hope that orange fat fuck just has a heart attack and we can move on.

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39 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Tell that cunt I will personally shoot her when she starts her shit. But not a clean kill shot. I want her to feel her agonal breathing as her lungs fill with blood. I want her to experience those last moments, knowing that she fucked around with my country, and she found out.
I’d say the same thing about any fucking terrorist who tries to overthrow my country by violent force. She’s worse than Bin Laden, and I hope her cocky ass meets his same fate.

 

36 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fuck that, I'm gonna gut that fat ass pig-eyed bitch like a fish.  Except I'll leave her entrails sitting her lap so she can look at them. 

If these idiotic turds actually start something…I have visions of lining the 3 1/2 mile road to my cabin with maga heads on pikes. Hopefully on both sides. 
 

Sounds like you two would be lots of help. Come on up if the shit hits the fan. 

43 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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for the record I am completely down with fresh sourdough bread and sex.

The ideal wife would garotte you for not knowing that there is no 'e' in the plural of tattoos.

She wouldn't work outside the house because guess what? The house requires more work than you can afford if you contracted it out. She knows this and if you don't then you are fucking stupid so congratulations you have married someone that you should be thanking because when if she ever realizes this she is going to make you pay in all the ways your bitch ass will think is all because she is crazy when it's actually because you're fucking stupid to think this is what an ideal wife is.

 

*I really need to stop posting after the post prandial drinkfest.

1 hour ago, mooseoutfront said:

 

If these idiotic turds actually start something…I have visions of lining the 3 1/2 mile road to my cabin with maga heads on pikes. Hopefully on both sides. 
 

Sounds like you two would be lots of help. Come on up if the shit hits the fan. 

Drop a pin, Alaska is…not small. and how do I signal you so you don’t shoot us?

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2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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for the record I am completely down with fresh sourdough bread and sex.

Sex with a virgin is overrated. 

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Bring it.

 

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

She's not leaving her favorite stool at the Holiday Inn bar because it's always karaoke night. Hold up, time to get on stage and talk-sing "Delta Dawn."

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

Some men will do anything to not go to therapy 

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So if she pleasures herself with a loaf of said sourdough bread, is she still a virgin?  Because it doesn’t count if you made the bread, right?  Or is like a yeast infection thing?  

And these fucking lunatics get to have women imprisoned for seeking out care for their bodies.  Makes total sense.  

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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for the record I am completely down with fresh sourdough bread and sex.

 

Loves her mama
Loves Jesus and America too
Crazy about Elvis
Loves horses and her boyfriend

13 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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for the record I am completely down with fresh sourdough bread and sex.

 

Honestly surprised that weighs less than 115 lbs or something like that isn't on there

 

 

36 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Honestly surprised that weighs less than 115 lbs or something like that isn't on there

 

 

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14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Is she still a virgin after the sexually available & submissive part?

With the kind of guys that want this, probably.  

14 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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for the record I am completely down with fresh sourdough bread and sex.

He looks like a real catch, too.  Stand in line, ladies....

 

 

 

And because it's cut off:

 

STEPHANOPOULOS: Just to sum up. You support Trump for president even if he's convicted in the classified documents case. You support him for president even though you believe he contributed to an insurrection. You support him for president even though you believe he's lying about the last election. You support him for president even if he's convicted in the Manhattan case. I just want to say, the answer to that is yes, correct?

 

SUNUNU: Yeah. Me and 51 percent of America.

 

S: Governor, thanks for your time this morning.

How that should have ended: "Well congratulations then, because you're in a cult. Governor, thanks for your time this morning...."

 
 
 
And because it's cut off:
 
STEPHANOPOULOS: Just to sum up. You support Trump for president even if he's convicted in the classified documents case. You support him for president even though you believe he contributed to an insurrection. You support him for president even though you believe he's lying about the last election. You support him for president even if he's convicted in the Manhattan case. I just want to say, the answer to that is yes, correct?
 
SUNUNU: Yeah. Me and 51 percent of America.
 
S: Governor, thanks for your time this morning.

And yall wonder why I live on the ledge.
1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Also, 51%? Since when? 

Since never 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Since never 

He's lost the last two popular votes by a combined 10 million votes. I doubt even Team Dotard has any plans for actually winning the popular vote. 

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


And yall wonder why I live on the ledge.

Repression and lack of imagination.

17 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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This TaliBaptist also has the ideal man. 

1) You avert your eyes at females; 2) and you have no female friends.

If you were writing a “How to Become an Incel” instruction manual, that would be the way to start.

And as is noted, commander dip shit says the girls must be virgin, but not the “I can’t look a woman in the eye” guy.    This guy definitely needs the government to give him a Handmaid, because he will never get a woman on his own.

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It’s been awhile since Sunday school, but I’m pretty sure there are warnings about this sort of thing in the Bible.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

It’s been awhile since Sunday school, but I’m pretty sure there are warnings about this sort of thing in the Bible.

They’re never read it 

47 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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This TaliBaptist also has the ideal man. 

1) You avert your eyes at females; 2) and you have no female friends.

If you were writing a “How to Become an Incel” instruction manual, that would be the way to start.

And as is noted, commander dip shit says the girls must be virgin, but not the “I can’t look a woman in the eye” guy.    This guy definitely needs the government to give him a Handmaid, because he will never get a woman on his own.

I actually moseyed over to his account. Not only is he married, his wife’s twitter profile is no shit a picture of the side of her hair wearing a very hand-maideny red scarf thing. 

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4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It’s been awhile since Sunday school, but I’m pretty sure there are warnings about this sort of thing in the Bible.

 

Conveniently sold for $60 by the ringleader.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Also, 51%? Since when? 

I know I'm gonna change any minds or messaging, but this "Half the Country" shit on both sides has got to stop.  He's run 46.5% in the last popular votes.  He won 25% of all adults in the U.S. in 2016, and 29% of all adults in 2020.  Obviously we've got a lot of people who will never vote, are ineligible to vote, or simply don't even know/can't to register.  

But I'll muddily combine the popular vote and his capture of all 18+ folks in our country.  He has 1/3rd of the country.  That's it.  Stop validating these dipshits by letting them think they are half, or 51%, of the country.  It only emboldens them.  I know it's nice shorthand and it rallies people in your Democractic Party.  They are, 1/3rd of the adult population---at best.  A dangerous and demented 1/3rd, but there is no "D-Half & R-Half", there are no Red States & Blue States. 

There is 1/3rd for Trump, 1/3rd for Biden, and 1/3rd that are not participating for whatever reason.  Get out your base, but don't bother with the middle 1/3rd.  If they haven't jumped in by now, they've already missed the point of the train ride.  Keep a few million Trump voters ashamed and at home.  There are some red states with no real urban populations that aggregately comprise a decent amount of EC votes.  Forget about it.  Other than that, there is Urban/Suburban-College v. Rural/Suburban-No College.  That's all this comes down to.  Way more important than race or ethnicity.  Is South Dakota gonna attack Texas?  Well what the fuck happens when they get to the Metroplex?  They're not gonna find allies. 

Trump's got 1/3rd of American adults behind him, that's all.  Which works out well because he's 1/3rd of a human.  And he weighs 1/3rd of a half-ton.   

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I've heard all these bizarre talking points before, nothing new.  But when asked what "made the check sweeter?" and he replies, "Trump signed his personal autograph on there, tell you what."  Like, does he think the president of the United States sat down with a sharpie and actually signed tens of millions of checks by hand like in that Seinfeld episode with Jerry's royalty payments from the Super Terrific Happy Hour show in Japan?  

"I'm signing Super checks to Americans.  Terrific checks.  With my beautiful signature." 

I just home from church.  But I still say we live inside a computer.  

Your next Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen.

You can see the tiny wheels in his head trying to turn, but there's just nothing there. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

It’s been awhile since Sunday school, but I’m pretty sure there are warnings about this sort of thing in the Bible.


they would first have to read a bible 

I’m hoping death is a side effect. 

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Wait. Is maga good with socialism now?

2 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Wait. Is maga good with socialism now?

“We’re not stupid”

 

…yeah 🤦🏽‍♂️ 

38 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

It's not a 'pill', alright?  It's a 'Protein Recovery System!  Big difference..."

 

I like how when you click on the "ingredients" tab, it's literally about 10-revolution spin of scrolling deal my mouse and not once are the actual ingredients named.  Just vague names of things that are actually good for our cellular regeneration but it never actually says that's what's in the pill.  I mean, I'm sure it has Electrolytes, it's what Morons crave...

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Conveniently sold for $60 by the ringleader.

With the US Constitution reprinted in it and a Lee Greenwood song. 

Jesus wept. And then was exceeding wroth. 

On 4/13/2024 at 4:14 PM, Pancho said:

 

 

 

Not gonna lie, with all of the porn on Twitter, I thought both guys were going to orgasm instead of just one.

22 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I like knowing what the "enemy" looks like.  I'm an undersized middle aged man who hasn't really been in great shape since early college, but I'm not a pussy like these twits.  I'll take my chances if the shit really hits the fan.

Imagine taking lessons on how to be a man.  What the ever-loving fuck?

These people could not handle a pandemic where they had to cut their own hair, and had to do curbside at Chilis instead of going inside and eating.

It’s completely on-brand for them to have to take lessons on being a man.

52 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

“We’re not stupid”

 

…yeah 🤦🏽‍♂️ 

We laugh, but that ol' boy is the one you want by your side when Santa Anna's lancers come galloping up on the flank. Y'all just load em and pass em up to the palisade, he'll do the rest.

Not his fault the world changed.

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It’s completely on-brand for them to have to take lessons on being a man.

Instead of imitation boot camps, they could swing by a recruiter and find out about a real one.

If they've got bone spurs or some other condition, they could still volunteer for Civil Air Patrol or similar, make themselves useful.

On 4/13/2024 at 4:08 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Are 40 million american morons and a few evil billionaires enough to keep the Trump stock propped up at a value greater than zero until Trump can cash out?  

Only if those 40 million suddenly got active on truth.social.  Hell, even just doubling the current numbers to 4 million active users would be huge.  I’ve looked at their PR stuff, and outside of Trump somehow winning, it seems like they don’t have a plan to rapidly grow the active user base.

30 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Instead of imitation boot camps, they could swing by a recruiter and find out about a real one.

If they've got bone spurs or some other condition, they could still volunteer for Civil Air Patrol or similar, make themselves useful.

Their corpses will be useful as temporary substitutes for sand bags.

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They gonna start stinking.

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