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15 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Every one of them has a bible verse somewhere in their feed 

And a lot of gay porn in their search history.  (Not that there's anything wrong with that....)

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4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

But the Bible endorses slavery. If you believe that the Bible is the holy word of God and if you really get your values from your scripture then you should be perfectly fine with slavery. That’s a-okay with God. He just tells you how to treat them, he never said slavery is wrong.

But nobody gets their values from their scripture. They just interpret their scripture in whatever way is necessary to support the values they already have.

It’s a myth that “mainstream Christianity” has ever approached anything that’s pure and loving and kind, anything that conforms to the teachings of the character Jesus in the Bible (which never included a denunciation of slavery). Religions are man-made socio-political institutions that evolve alongside the societies that practice them. Christianity has always been employed to defend our darkest impulses just as readily as, if not more-so than our finest. 

The Bible does not endorse chattel slavery. 

If you adhere to the teachings of Jesus, and Paul, there really should never be a “mainstream Christianity“.

6 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

and at least one gun porn bumper sticker on their truck spotless F250. 

Friendly amendment 

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Not just slaves, but slaves that were Christian.  It pisses off some of the Southern Heritage types when you point out that maybe the Civil War was God’s punishment for owning Christian slaves.  

I enjoy pointing out that the first people Robt E. "I cannot raise my sword against Virginia" Lee attacked were fellow Virginians in the mountains who didn't want to join his fake new country. They put a whoopin on him too.

5 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

The Bible does not endorse chattel slavery. 

So? Are you suggesting the Bible endorses the good kind of slavery?

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Friendly amendment 

Almost went there, but the ram diesel is popular with that crowd, too

3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Almost went there, but the ram diesel is popular with that crowd, too

What’s their preferred GMC? I’m not in bedroom communities enough to know that one.

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

So? Are you suggesting the Bible endorses the good kind of slavery?

My statement was factually correct. There is no good kind of slavery., but life long slavery for a person and all his or her decedents is worse than slavery which can last no more than seven years, and which does not extend to progeny.
Be better.

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Was going to post this in Daily but then it most likely would be deemed "political". I would get the aniBlinkingEnvelope.gif so decided to post it here. Funny how posting about bat shit crazy is political but here we are. 

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/constitutional-sheriffs-las-vegas-conference-rcna147487

A sheriff, a felon and a conspiracy theorist walk into a hotel. They're there for the same conference.

The Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association is urging lawmen to form posses, seize voting machines and investigate baseless claims of voter fraud.

LAS VEGAS — A conference for a far-right sheriffs group this week drew a parade of felons, disgraced politicians, election deniers, conspiracy theorists and, in the end, a few sheriffs. 

The Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association, or CSPOA, met in Las Vegas’ Ahern Luxury Boutique Hotel conference center to publicly counter reports of extremism within the group and set a course for the coming election — one that involves sheriffs’ investigating what they claim, despite a lack of evidence, is rampant voter fraud. 

The group sees sheriffs as the highest authority in the U.S., more powerful than the federal government, and it wants these county officers to form posses to patrol polling places, seize voting machines and investigate the Democrats and foreign nations behind what they claim is a criminal effort to rig the vote by flooding the country with immigrants who vote illegally.  

Critics of the group — including voting rights advocates and extremism researchers — fear the CSPOA’s new focus will amount to interference and legitimize disinformation about U.S. elections. 

But the event Wednesday, which starred MAGA celebrities speaking to a half-empty audience made up of few actual sheriffs, pointed to just how fringe the group’s ideas are — and how what once seemed like a movement on its way into the mainstream has lost political pull.

 

 

 

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Was going to post this in Daily but then it most likely would be deemed "political". I would get the aniBlinkingEnvelope.gif so decided to post it here. Funny how posting about bat shit crazy is political but here we are. 

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/constitutional-sheriffs-las-vegas-conference-rcna147487

A sheriff, a felon and a conspiracy theorist walk into a hotel. They're there for the same conference.

The Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association is urging lawmen to form posses, seize voting machines and investigate baseless claims of voter fraud.

LAS VEGAS — A conference for a far-right sheriffs group this week drew a parade of felons, disgraced politicians, election deniers, conspiracy theorists and, in the end, a few sheriffs. 

The Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association, or CSPOA, met in Las Vegas’ Ahern Luxury Boutique Hotel conference center to publicly counter reports of extremism within the group and set a course for the coming election — one that involves sheriffs’ investigating what they claim, despite a lack of evidence, is rampant voter fraud. 

The group sees sheriffs as the highest authority in the U.S., more powerful than the federal government, and it wants these county officers to form posses to patrol polling places, seize voting machines and investigate the Democrats and foreign nations behind what they claim is a criminal effort to rig the vote by flooding the country with immigrants who vote illegally.  

Critics of the group — including voting rights advocates and extremism researchers — fear the CSPOA’s new focus will amount to interference and legitimize disinformation about U.S. elections. 

But the event Wednesday, which starred MAGA celebrities speaking to a half-empty audience made up of few actual sheriffs, pointed to just how fringe the group’s ideas are — and how what once seemed like a movement on its way into the mainstream has lost political pull.

 

 

 

 

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Was leaving the hospital just now and this was parked a few cars down from me....

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7 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Was leaving the hospital just now and this was parked a few cars down from me....

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On 4/17/2024 at 5:33 AM, troph said:

To be fair it does come below your waist to your 20 something year old scrotum level amirite? If so you just haven’t adjusted for age and gravity- that’s a forgivable sin.

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

That's Aaron Rodgers in about six months, right?

Luciferian pedophiles, otherwise known as youth pastors..

 

 

42 minutes ago, pacman said:

Luciferian

Didn't the Luciferians open for the Grateful Dead back in the 80s?

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That's Aaron Rodgers in about six months, right?

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10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Didn't the Luciferians open for the Grateful Dead back in the 80s?

They wish. 

Bombaclat conspiracy theorists and their weird infatuation with pedophilia

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What the fuck does “Ghost of Based Patrick Henry” even mean?  It that a band or a 3-D hologram based on the life of Patrick Henry?  
 

what is happening to these people and where do they get these agendas?  It’s like Don, Jr. locked a half dozen Qanon leaders in a bathroom with a pound of blow and told them not to come out until they had finished it and could produce a two day Hilton conference about Satan and Child Molestation.  

There is a long history of sanctification through comparing themselves to the evil in the world. The worse they become the worse the evil in the world has to be so they can be the light of the world.
its shocking, freighting, and disgusting.  It’s so bad. 
the depth of lies and the degree to which they believe this shit is going to lead us down the brisket path and that’s not a bbq food tour.

“Going to?” My friend…we are already there. Look around you.
It’s mass psychosis. We’ve seen it before. And we know how it ends. There’s nothing new under the sun. Just the same evil idiocy on repeat, at least once a century (often 2-3 times).
24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Torbush.

Why do women hate women?

That woman is Lizzie Marbach, formerly the communications director for an Ohio anti-abortion group. Marbach was fired for being more outspoken on social media than they wished, and she used that quite capably (given that comm is her background) to spin it so it seemed she was fired for being Christian due to a person of the Jewish faith (GOP congressperson Max Miller also of Ohio) who took offense to her stating "there's no hope for any of us outside of having faith in Jesus Christ alone." That episode took place about the time that the Ohio group and she parted ways and, well she's good at getting eyeballs and outrage. (RW media picked up the whole thing and ran with it).

As for the question why do women hate women? Why do people hate in general? In Marbach's case, she is of a very religious belief and her world view is entirely shaped by that. I don't believe she wishes to question that belief at all.

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She's also very attention seeking, IMO

I mean if the core of your political argument is that people like you instinctively have idiotic political opinions, perhaps you shouldn’t share your idiotic political opinions.

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12 minutes ago, TexPx said:


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I am grateful that I know of very few of those people. 

I also find it interesting that about half of the Qbaits don't use a real name, just their Truth/rumble handle.  Luceferian pedos indeed. 

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31 minutes ago, TexPx said:


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I recognize Kellyanne Conway and they guy from ‘The Guild’ but never heard of the rest.

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Lee Zeldin is a former Congressman from NY, lost the most recent election for NY Gov. He's also an election denier, traitor pos. 

40 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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the dumbest fucking peopke alive 

 

 

 

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Wow, they got the wife of a professional wrestling promoter who likely knew about his sex trafficking ring?  

Can we get in?  Are there still tickets?  Has anyone any extra seats?  

 

To summarize the last 1-2 pages.  As I've said before...the absolute worst thing to ever happen to women is men.  But other women are closing that gap awfully fucking quick.  

Lou Holth?  Lou Holth ith on the thlate? Thuperb!

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9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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I recognize Kellyanne Conway and they guy from ‘The Guild’ but never heard of the rest.

I know of that brown token that tried to run for president for about two months.  He might be one of them muslim terrurists.

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I recognize Kellyanne Conway and they guy from ‘The Guild’ but never heard of the rest.

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You forgot the praying coach? And that other dude who saved the Portland Federal Courthouse from the ANTIFA mobs?

Shit there are at least 3 cabinet/senior advisors in that group I can name. Wolff is a Plano west/smu grad that weaseled his way into heading up homeland sec. McMahon was education sec. Conway was senior advisor of course. Whitaker had a cup of coffee as AG between the elf and bill barr tenures. 

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