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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I recognize Kellyanne Conway and they guy from ‘The Guild’ but never heard of the rest.

The guy on the far right is the inventor of the big dick toilet and former acting attorney general of the United States. 

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

The guy on the far right is the inventor of the big dick toilet and former acting attorney general of the United States. 

that why Trump fired him?

2 hours ago, TexPx said:


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You forgot the praying coach? And that other dude who saved the Portland Federal Courthouse from the ANTIFA mobs?

I thought kneeling on the field was frowned upon

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I thought kneeling on the field was frowned upon


he’s white, so it’s all good 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

^^^^ Here's more below but the Cliff Notes version is Tifany killed two women over child custody:

https://www.koco.com/article/oklahoma-missing-women-texas-county-murders-tifany-adams-cimarron-county-gop-chair/60516295

Am I reading too much into this by concluding the 2 moms were a couple and the grandmother was fighting for custody of her daughter’s children to save them from the evil godless lesbian groomers?

 

eta since it is rural OK could be turf war over meth distribution 

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11 minutes ago, troph said:

Honestly if we have to give Trump credit for sane ideas to get shit done so be it provided he’s not re elected. it’s kind of a form of reverse psychology. 
 

credit to Trump, he really was the one who shed light on the fact that MTG is a loud mouthed idiot. 

credit to Trump, he really is the one who proved a strong NATO is the best defense against aggression.

credit to Trump, he really is the one that insisted vaccines save lives. 

I’ll do it all day long if it works.

Sure. But if Trump made the deal work why did the trumpiest of all the House members vote against it?

You know, if he had just said something like "Trump laid the foundation for support like this to promote freedom." or somesuch shit.  It's a lie, but it'd sell.  

But he had to, twice in 20 seconds, cite President Trump's fingerprints on the 'loan component' of the bill.  Which is not only patently false, but comes literally in the week where Trump's bond loans failed and another Trump Org. unsub debt loan is being called and likely declared insolvent.  But yeah, other than that---smartest businessman, dealmaker, and politician ever.  

3 hours ago, troph said:

Honestly if we have to give Trump credit for sane ideas to get shit done so be it provided he’s not re elected. it’s kind of a form of reverse psychology. 
 

credit to Trump, he really was the one who shed light on the fact that MTG is a loud mouthed idiot. 

credit to Trump, he really is the one who proved a strong NATO is the best defense against aggression.

credit to Trump, he really is the one that insisted vaccines save lives. 

I’ll do it all day long if it works.

Hmmm, well okay. I guess I could give it a try....

 

Credit to Trump, he really was the one to show you can change the weather with a felt tip pen.  He saved Alabama because the hurricane went nowhere near it!

 

 

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I don’t want to live on this planet anymore 

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2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore 

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Do you remembah when little Timmy had leg braces? New Hampshah remembahs.

 

Or maybe they don't.

Tom Hanks was patient zero for Covid.  Checkmate, MAGA.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Tom Hanks was patient zero for Covid.  Checkmate, MAGA.

Tom Hanks Thank You GIF

 

Remember when COVID killed Colin Powell, Herman Cain, Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island Dawn Well, Charley Pride, John Price, Alan Merrill, Joe Diffie, the wrong member of Siegfried and Roy,  and a bunch of others?  I 'member.  Thanks T. Hanks.

34 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

John Prine.  Dammit.

Fucking auto-correct, but yeah, weird thinking that was just a few years ago.

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Fucking auto-correct, but yeah, weird thinking that was just a few years ago.

Hah, I didn't realize that was what "John Price" was supposed to be.  I was just trying to add to the list.

9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

John Prine.  Dammit.

Still hurts. 

Also, Adam Schlesinger (Fountains of Wayne).

On 4/19/2024 at 8:37 PM, TwiceHorn said:

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Please tell me someone got a picture of Alpha Warrior! 

On 4/21/2024 at 11:20 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 


This story is crazy as shit.  It's hard to believe that the first two photos are of the same woman.  For those who didn't read it:  she was a well-known, well-respected figure in the community until she got enmeshed in a MAGA women's "prayer group"  which has a decidedly Handmaiden's Tale outlook on the world and ended up murdering the mother of her grandchildren and the wife of a minister who the murdered mother had brought along as a witness to the interactions she had with her children.  And the murder plot was so fucking stupid and so poorly implemented that Barney Fyfe could have figured it out while drinking with Otis Campbell. 

Et tu, Chris Paul? 

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5 hours ago, Blotto said:

Et tu, Chris Paul? 

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Background? I apologize for my slowness.

I just noticed there was some dude on the Badlands event flyer named Chris Paul. Which means the basketball player is no longer the biggest douche with that name. 

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On 4/17/2024 at 12:01 PM, Blotto said:

All right, but you're gonna have a hard time finding two dudes to jack off  on the dance floor. 

I guess we don't go to the same clubs.

On 4/20/2024 at 4:40 PM, tx 3 putt said:


the dumbest fucking peopke alive 

 

 

 

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@Brisketexan  I smell an opportunity here!  In Trump we God?  In Gold We Trump?  Time to lift your end of the couch.

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Witnessed in South Austin (but not in his mom) this morning:

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Person driving big luxury SUV complaining about gas prices. (left decal) I was right behind and after parking he proceeded to go into the AAA office. (why is that a brick and mortar thing?)

Also, apparently MAGA has levels.

Am I the only one that thinks less of anyone that leaves a dealership license plate frame on their car?

21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Am I the only one that thinks less of anyone that leaves a dealership license plate frame on their car?

No. My daily whip gets a dirty 25 year old Texas Exes frame every time. I think that is marginally better.

45 minutes ago, Walser said:

Witnessed in South Austin (but not in his mom) this morning:

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Person driving big luxury SUV complaining about gas prices. (left decal) I was right behind and after parking he proceeded to go into the AAA office. (why is that a brick and mortar thing?)

Also, apparently MAGA has levels.

I was wondering that, too, until we went to Italy and my wife insisted on going by the AAA office to get some paperwork for temporary drivers licenses and whatnot.  Seemed like a blast of a place to work.  You'd get to talk to people all day about where they're going and why they're going there.  A couple in there with us was a very Americanized Iranian couple, prolly in their mid 30's.  He was going back to Iran to visit his grandmother for the first time in 20+ years.

Might have found my retirement job if they're still around.

Wait, whuh?  Was that just posted today or did somebody dig that up from 3+ years ago?  

2 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

So much this. It's such a low effort, easy to do thing too. 

You know they’ve actually decided to put it back on when they got their permanent plates. 

34 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Because Barry Loudermilk is absolute shit heel of a human and gigantic coward.  Regrettably, also my Congressman.  

You know they’ve actually decided to put it back on when they got their permanent plates. 

I got my last car at Larry’s House of Tits and Cars, so yeah I left those on.
On 4/22/2024 at 6:41 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I guess we don't go to the same clubs.

Fucking well done.  Well...done

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Hutchins is transgender and has some sort of relationship (busines or other) with Caitlin Jenner.  

So, uh, WTF. 

There's no problem with being transgender.  There is a problem with being an incredibly shitty person.

"You see, not only could we not prove his guilt in committing high crimes and misdemeanors, but we couldn't even come up with the crime. Funny, huh?"

43 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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“The tension spilled into public view last week when Comer and the top Democrat on the House Oversight Committee, Rep. Jamie Raskin, got into a sparring match over the status of the investigation at an unrelated hearing.

Raskin posited, “You have not identified a single crime. What is the crime that you want to impeach Joe Biden for and keep this nonsense going?”

“You’re about to find out very soon,” Comer replied.”

Never fear. Mike Lindell is on the case. Two weeks.

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