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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#29103

That whole thing was like an Abbott and Costello routine. "What are you investigating?"

"All the crimes that Biden committed."

"Which are?"

"That's why we're investigating. To find them."

"Ok, what are you investigating?"

"The crimes."

"Which are?"

"That's why we're investigating." 

#29104
Trump supporters are shown fake recordings of Trump making racist and sexually predatory remarks, they not only defend it but say “that’s why we like him”

 

#29106

Lowe is one of several Republican House members and candidates who have suggested the state could charge women who have an abortion with felony murder of a child. He said as much again Wednesday. Then he turned right around and claimed he never said it.

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In Texas, that would be the felony criminal law against baby killing. The penalty is either death or life without parole. Yet in the very next breath, Lowe complained that: “People say, ‘You want to kill women who have an abortion.’ That is the sickest thing I’ve ever heard.” Nobody seemed to notice the blatant backflip.

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O’Shea began, “I’m not running against Representative Goldman. I’m running to be obedient to God.”

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After the forum Wednesday, he said: “The reality of it is that Ukraine lost. They never were going to be able to have the manpower or the weaponry.” The U.S. should have sought peace, he said. America can’t afford the aid.

These GOP runoff contenders aren’t just from the right. They’re from another universe | Opinion https://t.co/mjIkJcyPRZ

 

#29107
Shooting your dog because you sucked at training it. Shooting your goat

 

#29109
On 4/24/2024 at 6:45 PM, tx 3 putt said:
Trump supporters are shown fake recordings of Trump making racist and sexually predatory remarks, they not only defend it but say “that’s why we like him”

 

Best analogy I have is scatmuncher.

#29111
1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

I recommend watching, "Hitler: The Rise of Evil". It's on prime with ads. 

The parallels are terrifying. 

the big lebowski dude GIF

#29113
On 4/23/2024 at 4:01 PM, Red Five said:


I got my last car at Larry’s House of Tits and Cars, so yeah I left those on.

I'm about to be in the market, so where is this place?

#29114
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm about to be in the market, so where is this place?

You shopping for tits or cars?

#29115
On 4/24/2024 at 6:45 PM, tx 3 putt said:
Trump supporters are shown fake recordings of Trump making racist and sexually predatory remarks, they not only defend it but say “that’s why we like him”

 

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#29116
4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I recommend watching, "Hitler: The Rise of Evil". It's on prime with ads. 

The parallels are terrifying. 

Pretty sure I saw it on Netflix a couple of years ago.

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You shopping for tits or cars?

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#29117
On 4/24/2024 at 6:45 PM, tx 3 putt said:
Trump supporters are shown fake recordings of Trump making racist and sexually predatory remarks, they not only defend it but say “that’s why we like him”

 

Why didn't they just use the ACTUAL recordings of Trump making racist and sexually predatory remarks?

#29118
6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I recommend watching, "Hitler: The Rise of Evil". It's on prime with ads. 

The parallels are terrifying. 

Is this it?

 

#29119

"Tits & Cars"

Sounds like a great buddy cop movie.  Let's go see that film.  

Would it be animated, or like that virtual porn thing where the breasts are cartoonishly large, or how does this work?  Asking for a friend.  

#29120
8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Would it be animated, or like that virtual porn thing where the breasts are cartoonishly large, or how does this work?  Asking for a friend.  

I immediately thought Jessica Rabbit.

#29121
7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

"Tits & Cars"

Sounds like a great buddy cop movie.  Let's go see that film.  

Would it be animated, or like that virtual porn thing where the breasts are cartoonishly large, or how does this work?  Asking for a friend.  

 

#29122

holy shit...watching Bill Barr on Kaitlin Collins tonight was like watching snuff porn.   She's really solid. 

 

Barr: I think his whole administration is a disaster for the countryCollins: Is worse than subverting the peaceful transfer of power?Barr: Did he succeed?

 

This pretty much sums up the interview.

 

#29123
Holy crap. Trump’s former Attorney General Bill Barr just seemingly confirmed that on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS, Trump said he wanted to execute people who angered him. Trump is a lunatic and he cannot be anywhere near the Oval Office again.

 

#29124
Kaitlan Collins: “So you’re voting for someone…tried to subvert the peaceful transfer of power, who can't even achieve his policies, that lied about the election…Someone who’s facing 88 criminal counts?”Bill Barr: “The answer to your question is YES”pic.twitter.com/KxCYomILe7

 

#29126
50 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
Kaitlan Collins: “So you’re voting for someone…tried to subvert the peaceful transfer of power, who can't even achieve his policies, that lied about the election…Someone who’s facing 88 criminal counts?”Bill Barr: “The answer to your question is YES”pic.twitter.com/KxCYomILe7

 

And the only acceptable follow up to that answer should have been, "Oh so you're completely insane.  Noted."

#29127
2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

And the only acceptable follow up to that answer should have been, "Oh so you're completely insane.  Noted."

2 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

What a fucking loser

Todays Republican Party.  Every accusation is a confession.

#29128
4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

"Tits & Cars"

Sounds like a great buddy cop movie.  Let's go see that film.  

Would it be animated, or like that virtual porn thing where the breasts are cartoonishly large, or how does this work?  Asking for a friend.  

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#29129

I came here for two things.  Tits and Cars.  And it looks like we’re all out of chewing gum. 
 

dammit; I had something for this. 

#29132
1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:
New Republican campaign ad just dropped.

 

She has cut at least one ex-bf

#29136

Another one!

Cue the entitled MAGA meltdown...A third American, 30 year-old Tyler Wenrich from Virginia, was arrested last week for bringing ammunition into Turks and Caicos and is facing their mandatory 12 year prison sentence.His wife's excuse? He's a paramedic and bullets were in his…

 

#29137

I wonder how many people getting mad about this are the same ones that gave Britney Griner shit for carrying a bit of weed into Russia?

#29138
49 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I wonder how many people getting mad about this are the same ones that gave Britney Griner shit for carrying a bit of weed into Russia?

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#29140
4 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I wonder how many people getting mad about this are the same ones that gave Britney Griner shit for carrying a bit of weed into Russia?

She was a fucking idiot, and had no business going to Russia in the first place, but, carry on, I suppose.

#29141

People are claiming he’s MAGA, former cop turned insurance salesman turned council member

Tulsa City Councilor Grant Miller leaves the Tulsa Jail after being arrested on a complaint of domestic assault and battery. More at https://t.co/LUD7bvWsAN #tulsa

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Arrest records show that Grant Adam Miller was booked just before 10 p.m. on Thursday. 

The victim's mother called the police about a domestic violence incident that happened on Tuesday, according to a police report.

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The victim told officers Miller kicked her with both feet after they got into an argument, causing her to hit a dresser, police said. 

Police said the victim also said Miller grabbed and pushed her during the confrontation, which caused bruising to both of her arms, legs, and left hand.


https://ktul.com/news/local/councilor-miller-fighting-to-get-law-license-after-board-denial

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And a circus is exactly where Tulsa city councilor Grant Miller has found himself after the Oklahoma Board of Bar Examiners denied his admission to the bar after taking testimony from several individuals, including the the mayor who "had concerns about whether Applicant Miller had good moral character and due respect for the law."

Do you think you have good moral character? "Of course I have good moral character. My whole life is a testament to that. I've served in the military, I've served as a police officer," said Miller.

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Councilors Bellis, Decter Wright, and Hall-Harper also, "all testified Applicant Miller does not have good moral character, respect for the law, or fitness to practice law." And that, "None of the reasons relied upon by these witnesses were based on political positions of Applicant Miller."

The Bar cited examples of the mayor's testimony such as "spread misinformation about the Improve Our Tulsa initiative," and Miller, "using his position as a city council member to bully and intimidate civil servants..." 

 

#29142

 

boggles the mind that this fundraising pitch might work on anyone

 

#29143

Old people who have been convinced that election interference as a thing and are scared to death, that they will be denied their vote due to being expunged from voter rolls etc

#29144
58 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

boggles the mind that this fundraising pitch might work on anyone

 

Maybe this is part of a femdom/humiliation targeted text campaign. Not for me, but probably has higher conversion% than what Colin Allred is doing. 

#29145
33 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Old people who have been convinced that election interference as a thing and are scared to death, that they will be denied their vote due to being expunged from voter rolls etc

We had to have a sit down with the MIL the other day about how she has to stop answering calls from numbers she doesn’t know after she fell for a scam from someone claiming to be from the sheriffs dept and she had to pay money or she would be arrested. She got all the way to the bank before it dawned on her (or my FIL) to actually call the sheriffs dept. 

#29146
7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

People are claiming he’s MAGA, former cop turned insurance salesman turned council member

Tulsa City Councilor Grant Miller leaves the Tulsa Jail after being arrested on a complaint of domestic assault and battery. More at https://t.co/LUD7bvWsAN #tulsa

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https://ktul.com/news/local/councilor-miller-fighting-to-get-law-license-after-board-denial

 

Fellow Longhorn fans, the next coach of the Ole Miss Rebel basketball team! 

My youngest SiL married a cop.  He moved around a few departments before just giving up and leaving law enforcement work and is now in real estate.  The two of them are kinda MAGA-lite.  Not crazy, but somewhat still fooled by the ruse...which is weird too because he comes from a pretty liberal black family.  Anyway, I never got to know him until the last couple of years.  He's really kind and observant.  And I finally built up the nerve after he had a few drinks about why he left.  And of course the usual answers-long hours, shit pay, wife is nervous about his safety, etc.  But then he really opens up and says something to the effect of, "I was also absolutely disgusted by the number of guys I worked with who I know were beating their wives and/or kids.  That's how they take out their job frustration.  Not for me.  They brag about it, cover it up for one another.  For every time you hear about this happening, 10 more go unreported out or swept under the rug."  /csb  

#29147
2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Maybe this is part of a femdom/humiliation targeted text campaign. Not for me, but probably has higher conversion% than what Colin Allred is doing. 

The next evolution in GOP spouses.    It's no longer cool to be a Trad Wife.   Now it's Doom Life.

#29149
7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Tulsa City Councilor Grant Miller leaves the Tulsa Jail after being arrested on a complaint of domestic assault and battery. More at https://t.co/LUD7bvWsAN #tulsa

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#29150

Imagine being a grown man and you need your mom to bail you out of jail

 

eta this reminds me of the crazy dude in Kansas or Missouri who duct taped his mistress to some fitness equipment in his basement or garage, got kicked out of office and then ran for something else. Did he wind up winning?

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