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I have more than zero% sympathy with "damn I forgot about those bullets" dudes. Not a high %, but more than nothing.

In 2004 a coworker bought some kind of vintage SKS rifle. He was so looped-out goofy about his new toy that he handed out SKS bullets to all of us like cigars at the birth of a child. I slipped mine into a jacket pocket and forgot about it.

Until years later when the metal detector beeped at the UAB emergency room as we walked in. "Excuse me while I take care of this," I said to the Birmingham cop. Since I wasn't actively shooting, he was unfazed, and I stepped out and slung the round under the seat of my car.

It occurs to me right now that I don't remember if I ever took it out from under the seat. Meanwhile, I since drove that car into Mexico several times. Oh well.

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We had to have a sit down with the MIL the other day about how she has to stop answering calls from numbers she doesn’t know after she fell for a scam from someone claiming to be from the sheriffs dept and she had to pay money or she would be arrested. She got all the way to the bank before it dawned on her (or my FIL) to actually call the sheriffs dept. 

At least once a year, I get a call from a client contact or a client’s family member in a panic, and calling the lawyer they know, because they got a similar call. Sometimes, they have the caller still on the line. Last time that happened, I had them patch me in. At which time I let the caller give his pitch. When he was done, it told him that if he called the lady again, I’d take the time to find where he actually lives, beat him senseless the next time he walked out to his car in the morning, rip out his eyes, skull fuck him, and then burn his car. He sputtered, my client was appalled, and I told him that now is the part where he hangs up and never calls her again. He did. I told her not to worry and have a nice weekend.
There was a nice bottle of bourbon on my desk as a thank you on Monday morning.
I hate those fucking predators. I hate them so much.

 

 

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17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

She was a fucking idiot, and had no business going to Russia in the first place, but, carry on, I suppose.

No shit.  Kind of like an idiot carrying god damn ammo on a plane.

"No business going to Russia" after having played there for 5 seasons.

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49 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

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I think Arizona is solid blue now.  They fucked around so hard with the election and now abortion, I don't see a way back.  @Zonahorn thoughts?  

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think Arizona is solid blue now.  They fucked around so hard with the election and now abortion, I don't see a way back.  @Zonahorn thoughts?  

The Republican party is toast in Arizona

5 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

I think it was George Orwell or Hannah Arendt who said effective propaganda creates true believers who trust their fantasies rather than facts. And that’s where 50-60% of this country is today. 

The Planetary Emperor will be disappointed to hear this.

7 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

The Republican party is toast in Arizona

I hope you’re right.

DELTA COUNTY, Mich. (WLUC) - After raising questions at a past board meeting, the Delta County Board of Commissioners has voted to continue funding MSU Extension’s 4-H program.

The vote at Monday’s special board meeting was 4 to 1, with Commissioner Bob Barron saying he voted no because of the program’s diversity, equity and inclusion principles (DEI).

MSU Extension District Director Paul Putnam addressed the board at the meeting. He said DEI at the extension is about making sure all Delta County youth have access to 4-H.

“We provide access to all youth regardless of ability, disability, race, color, creed,” Putnam said. “We get people upset every year at county fairs cause there’s kids with purple hair or they have a t-shirt on that they don’t like. They’re out there. We provide services.”

Also at Monday’s meeting, the board voted to ask MDARD to investigate Delta Conservation District Board Chair Joe Kaplan for possible breach of confidentiality and discrimination within the Michigan Agriculture Environmental Assurance Program (MAEAP).

During discussion, county Administrator Ashleigh Young told the board she had discussed the confidentiality concern with a representative from MAEAP, who told her there were no confidentiality breaches.

The vote was 3 to 2, with Commissioner Steven Viau and Commissioner John Malnar voting no.

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That’s solid execution. Gonna need to mow over the last line if he’s in WA though. 

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Reading on Reddit, apparently she has a $25000 judgment against her from the Wisc, Dept of Workforce Development, and her partner has a 4 year domestic violence (with a firearm) restraining order against him, lovely people.  Dollars to doughnuts, her business is about to go under anyway, this way she can blame it on Biden and use the cause celebre to parlay it into some form of grift, either a Joe the Plumber type deal or run for office like the covid hair stylist up in Dallas, Shelly Luther, is that right?   She'll be the darling of the OAN/Newsmax crowd for a couple of weeks.  Regardless, the grift is the goal.

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Haha and of course it's for the dumbest fucking reason ever: because of the name of Democratic Party. True Idiocracy shit right here. 

Can you imagine the Democratic Party officially denying that we're a republic? Absolutely bonkers how fucked the GQP is. 

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C'mon Yelp reviewers.  Don't let America down...

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On 4/30/2024 at 4:31 PM, Pancho said:

our society is turbofucked

 

The leopards eating their faces will be glorious to watch if they succeed. 

So many Trumpers about to be driving their Cybertrucks to that vegan restaurant. That's just good business.  

Yeah, and a bunch of them  are going to be pissed when they find out that Vegan means no bacon.

9 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Reading on Reddit, apparently she has a $25000 judgment against her from the Wisc, Dept of Workforce Development, and her partner has a 4 year domestic violence (with a firearm) restraining order against him, lovely people.

Wow, I smell future GOP Senate candidate in Wisconsin when Ron Johnson retires in 2028. 

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That's the second one we've seen here.  WTF.  How is this not a massive self-own?  The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

6 minutes ago, texasdago said:

That's the second one we've seen here.  WTF.  How is this not a massive self-own?  The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

There are posters here, with college degrees that would pay to change trump’s diaper 

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They’re leaning into it

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29 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

In a just world, the dude taunting a black woman with monkey chants should be unemployable for life.

In this timeline, I am 100% confident he will be REWARDED for that conduct with a lucrative gig, and will be an elected official from Mississippi within the next 10 years.

The grandkid's of these assholes, no doubt.

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1 hour ago, texasdago said:

That's the second one we've seen here.  WTF.  How is this not a massive self-own?  The lack of self-awareness is astounding.


antifa !!!!!

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The grandkid's of these assholes, no doubt.

If by “these assholes” you mean “DT regulars,” then I agree.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

In a just world, the dude taunting a black woman with monkey chants should be unemployable for life.

In this timeline, I am 100% confident he will be REWARDED for that conduct with a lucrative gig, and will be an elected official from Mississippi within the next 10 years.

And we get to "join" these fucksticks in a couple of months... (I know, they're already here...)

Every single student looks the same
 
every.single.one.

I didn’t look like them, or act like them. I was often ostracized by them (the fraternity I pledged) for not adhering to the status quo when it came to clothing. I was a flip flops guy (in the summer/boots in the winter). The Dixie shuffle (some refer to it as Bama bangs, but I know what we called it) haircut, Gray New Balances or Clark’s Wallabies, and front-tucked shirt, wasn’t my cup of tea. I took their ribbings in stride.

Now for the humble brag:

At parties, either at the fraternity house, or off campus, I’d wear their snide remarks, and brush them off. Those dipshits were constantly vexed by the fact that I constantly went home with the girls they brought to the party.
The confused Hail Mary of, “he’s from Texas. That’s why he’s wearing shitkickers and a tee shirt! What the fuck?” Was always answered with a very controlled, but matter of fact, “But he plays baseball”.

Nostalgic rant over. I want to call in a fire-for-effect air strike on those fucktards. I knew my alma mater was going to figure out a way to make its way to the front page in a terrible manner. The only thing worse than those pieces of fuck-pie, are the twitter comments supporting them.

I guess it's safe to assume these anti-commie peacock Patriots in the biggest Taker state of Mississippi support the We-Need-A-National Divorce/Terminate-The-Constitution/I'd-Rather-Be-Russian-Than-Democrat/We-Need-A-Dictator of MAGA-ism while chanting USA.

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Everything. Is. A. Lie.

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Isn’t this old news? He lies about everything. He’s been fired twice for falsifying police evidence when he was a cop. 

And the people in his gerrymandered district will vote for him again. This asshole is my rep. :/

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7 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

And the people in his gerrymandered district will vote for him again. This asshole is my rep. :/

I mean yeah. They had to split sugarland into pieces. Didn’t want all those Asians being able to vote for a representative in one bloc. Gotta make sure they mix them in with like minded people from Bay City and Matagorta.   

I hope that mother fucker has his shit put in blast and he’s a poster child for the wanna get away ads for SWA. I hope he never gets a good job in his life. what a piece of shit.  
 
and fuck the SEC, I’m pissed we are affiliating with those dipshits.

You mean “future Senator” poster child, right? Because that’s how this timeline works. That kid has “American leader” written all over him.
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


You mean “future Senator” poster child, right? Because that’s how this timeline works. That kid has “American leader” written all over him.

Soon to join the Turning Point USA tour along with Rittenhouse and the Covington red-hat guy 

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