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9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Repressed homosexuals lashing out at homosexuals isn’t a new thing. See Lindsay Graham, Tim Scott, 

Closeted bisexuals are the worst and most judgmental because they easily blend into the heterosexual crowd at will 

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

I wish nothing but the worst cancers on each of these fucks. The dumbest of people. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Because freedom 

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Closeted bisexuals are the worst and most judgmental because they easily blend into the heterosexual crowd at will 

Exhibit A: Josh Hawley

Exhibit B: anti gay black preachers 

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Every one of their arguments is just "BUT HUNTER BIDEN!"  Yeah, he wasn't a government employee...checks notes...ever.  Now dotard's kids...oh, right.

3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

So just catching up on this Butker stuff. First video I saw: 

Not trying to be glib or overly judgmental, but my first thought after watching this was he might be gay or bisexual. I think it's a red flag any time people talk about how they've changed, found spirituality, and especially when they become very vocal about masculinity .  So I searched "Butker" on Twitter, and this showed up: 

Harrison Butker can live the life he wants. Good for him if he's happy. But he can fuck off with the lecturing. 

 

 

16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

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32 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Disagree with that tweet. They say housewife and pregnant and mom ,but what they really  mean is mom still works and takes care of the kids and cooks all the meals, does chores, etc. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Whatever is up with Harrison Butker is somehow his mother's fault because she is a)female and b) works outside the home. That's how this works.

Well if his mom sent him to conversion therapy, fuck her.

Just now, HenryJames said:

Well if his mom sent him to conversion therapy, fuck her.

Maybe the chiefs sent him

18 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Pie is probably made of baby Jews.

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51 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Whatever is up with Harrison Butker is somehow his mother's fault because she is a)female and b) works outside the home. That's how this works.

My mom worked 2 jobs after my parents divorced. Fingers to the bone, seven days a week. And I don't think women are a sub-species. Which makes that fucking excuse even more infuriating to me, becuase you're right. It rang true the second I read what you typed. 

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

And I don't think women are a sub-species.

Well, that's not very biblical of you.

Sinner.

19 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Okay, so this is a video simulation.  Based on the graphic designs of a game called "The Sims."  This dipshit disrespects his mother as a profound scientist and beta-tests his lecture about women becoming homemakers and being content not to work outside the home, and certainly not make their own fortunes on Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift of all people.  And we're now using 'The Sims' to demonstrate the irony.  So we're now inside of a simulation inside of a simulation inside of a simulation now aimed at "putting women in their place."  And the fucking pop-ad I saw while clicking on this story on a sports side was a callback to that commercial years ago where the groundskeeper paints the endzone and the K.C. player says, "Hey man, nice job.  But who the heck are 'The Chefs'?"  And the lawn guy mumbles "Great moogly-boogly."  And now the Chiefs dude is actually simulated as a Chef telling women to cook more.  WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK IS HAPPENING?  HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REAL?  

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest people alive …..

 

 

Blackburn knows full well that people with green cards are not able to vote, but she's continuing on her constituents to be too dumb to know that.

8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Biden likes the Taliban?

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4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Words

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

8 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Any more detail on this?

Yeah like any leaked pics or videos? 

Here's to hoping opposing fans can get creative and not let up on that fucktard all year. 

 

"In the closet! - clap clap clapclapclap" 

 

Dude needs to be outed and rattled into some Brett Maher shit. 

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Cowboy Church knows that’s the whore of Babylon talking guys

10 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Any more detail on this?

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As was the case with many immigrants, Harrison’s people came to this country at Ellis Island. The overworked immigration employee did what was common to immigrants debarking to the United States, write down a short or Anglo-cized version of the immigrants’ actual foreign name.

And so, the six souls of the Buttfucker family walked down the gangplank, but left Ellis Island as Butker…

7 hours ago, C-Man said:

Of course
 

maga:  wearing a closeted homosexual's jersey to own the libs.  I'm sure it accessorizes well with diapers. 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

maga:  wearing a closeted homosexual's jersey to own the libs.  I'm sure it accessorizes well with diapers. 

But do they have them tailored?

Inquiring minds  . . . .

10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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A masterpiece of responding to controversial remarks without actually responding to controversial remarks. 

 

 

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

A masterpiece of responding to controversial remarks without actually responding to controversial remarks. 

 

 

?  "We reject those remarks.  Here are all the ways we teach that show that there are a number of high callings for women" seems pretty responsive.  

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Small sample, but from what I’m seeing looks like they be mashing the shit out of the rich white golfer button, “fuck tha police!”

11 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

As was the case with many immigrants, Harrison’s people came to this country at Ellis Island. The overworked immigration employee did what was common to immigrants debarking to the United States, write down a short or Anglo-cized version of the immigrants’ actual foreign name.

And so, the six souls of the Buttfucker family walked down the gangplank, but left Ellis Island as Butker…

pepper your anus rep

22 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

pepper your anus rep

There are a lot of things I'm not allowing when it comes to my anus, but peppering it is tied for #1.

47 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

There are a lot of things I'm not allowing when it comes to my anus, but peppering it is tied for #1.

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1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

Small sample, but from what I’m seeing looks like they be mashing the shit out of the rich white golfer button, “fuck tha police!”

Right. Just check out the thread in Other Sports. The cops forgot their most fundamental command: Protect but don't bind. Bind but don't protect. They bound the wrong one.

6 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Right. Just check out the thread in Other Sports. The cops forgot their most fundamental command: Protect but don't bind. Bind but don't protect. They bound the wrong one.

He is guilty of contempt of cop.  Please understand, that violation is purely subjective and based upon the cop’s feelings.    And triggered begets - ya know - his trigger 

I know a few Anus Preppers in West Texas.  Is that anything?  

Countdown to the estimable Mr P.Diddy running as a republican for New York's 13th congressional district.

3 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Apropos of nothing, what happened to the "prepare your anus" rep? I'm sure it's been discussed but don't care enough to go looking

I don't know but I hope imma is using that edited image I gave him.  Speaking of anus, here's Comer Pyle asking for something.  He doesn't know what it is, but it has to be appropriate.  BTW, the guy he's speaking with is Rep. Jim McGovern from Worcester, Mass.  He's guy who reminded Chip Roy -- yelling about something in a speech a few months ago -- that the microphones at the lectern were working.

 

 

I’m in OKC at the moment. Holy shit, this place is a singularity of MAGA idiocy. Our hotel has stacks of two newspapers out: the WSJ (fine) and…The Epoch Times. Fucking for real.
The ads for the GQP congressional runoff are competing ads on who can suck Trump’s dick the hardest, and about who will be the most hardcore about protecting Oklahoma from the dirty Mexican horde.
Oklahoma…still even dumber than Texas.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I’m in OKC at the moment. Holy shit, this place is a singularity of MAGA idiocy. Our hotel has stacks of two newspapers out: the WSJ (fine) and…The Epoch Times. Fucking for real.
The ads for the GQP congressional runoff are competing ads on who can suck Trump’s dick the hardest, and about who will be the most hardcore about protecting Oklahoma from the dirty Mexican horde.
Oklahoma…still even dumber than Texas.

A couple of summers ago we had a flight from NYC diverted to OKC instead of DFW.  Storms.  We had already spent a good amount of time on the tarmac at both airports when I started to feel kinda janky.  We caught a rideshare to the nearest hotel and I wore a mask in the lobby as we checked in to their last available room.  The desk guy was really put out by me wearing a mask.  I told him I didn't feel well and thought it might be covid, he was adamant I take the mask off "so he could hear me".

I did.

I popped a positive test the next day after we landed at ABIA.  Ha ha, fucker.  Okies.

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I don't know but I hope imma is using that edited image I gave him.  Speaking of anus, here's Comer Pyle asking for something.  He doesn't know what it is, but it has to be appropriate.  BTW, the guy he's speaking with is Rep. Jim McGovern from Worcester, Mass.  He's guy who reminded Chip Roy -- yelling about something in a speech a few months ago -- that the microphones at the lectern were working.

 

 

Lapdog: rent free in Pyle’s head. 

12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I’m in OKC at the moment. Holy shit, this place is a singularity of MAGA idiocy. Our hotel has stacks of two newspapers out: the WSJ (fine) and…The Epoch Times. Fucking for real.
The ads for the GQP congressional runoff are competing ads on who can suck Trump’s dick the hardest, and about who will be the most hardcore about protecting Oklahoma from the dirty Mexican horde.
Oklahoma…still even dumber than Texas.

I just moved back here recently. It is bad. I happen to live in one of the very few blue areas in the whole fucking state. I actually like our little area right in the middle of OKC. However, the rest of the state can take a flying fuck. Those primary ads between Cole and that douche bag who actually lives in Texas are about to drive me crazy. Between just watching live TV for sports and the weather, I think I see one of those ads at least 20 times a day (some days easily over 50).

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