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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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These idiots rightly assume that Republican voters are too fucking stupid to understand that this was a state trial and not a federal trial magically run by the White House.

With that said, it’s an election year, and I’d they want to publicly fuck up the government and create problems for voters, and publicly claim responsibility for it, let them.  They already have abortion running on their ticket.

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"We are no longer cooperating with any Democrat legislative priorities or nominations, and we invite all concerned Senators to join our stand."


 

 

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

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Dersh:   The Trump appeal won't succeed because everybody thinks I'm an asshole.

 

 

 

Man, the day the GOP has to finally come to terms with how much they destroyed their party over this moron is going to be breathtaking to watch. 

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lmao there will never be a civil war

Y’all are overreaching. I agree that the MAGA nitwits are unlikely to start a civil war by rebelling against the state.

But I am not at all confident that we won’t see a civil war in response to a right wing coup of some kind. Say Trump is elected again and refuses to leave office in four years. The left might rebel in that case. 

38 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Dersh:   The Trump appeal won't succeed because everybody thinks I'm an asshole.

 

 

 

That clip needs the Curb theme to start up towards the end.

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

well I've long bloviated on who is going to be fighting in this Civil War #2.  But I guess I never thought about, where exactly we having this thing?  The North is not going to march into the South and vice-versa.  There is no more Mason-Dixon line. 

They gonna all march into deep blue California?  The place with more Trump voters than any other state?  Do they invade urban areas where they think libtards might be, but also a bunch of rich white Republicans with guns because living in downtown is expensive?  I mean, I can see the part where they get their guns and tac vests and jump in the back of a pickup truck.  But what's their plan after that?  Where do they go?  Who are they gonna shoot?  These are not people known for thinking things through, but they have rage now and guns and resources.  But do any of them have a road atlas?  

I'm doing an RV trip for the month of June to the PNW. I was disheartened to find that Mapsco went out of business in 2022.

I will accept no substitute.

https://apple.news/AGRkKd6KUSxau3CziK1urpw

In a special episode of Inside the Hive, host Brian Stelter discusses the Donald Trump guilty verdict with Mary Trump, a writer, psychologist, and niece of the former president and now convicted felon. “This isn’t a victory for Democrats. It’s a victory for the rule of law in America,” said Mary Trump, who stressed that “the attacks on the rule of law have to be taken very, very seriously.”

“And that has been, perhaps, the most devastating part of this process in New York City,” she continued. “On the one hand, and incontrovertibly, this trial was run almost impeccably by a very professional judge who was very even-handed. Clearly the jury took it seriously. All of the court officers, the security—everybody just acted like total pros, except, of course, for the defendant.” Not to mention, she said, Donald Trump had a highly paid defense team and “there was due process at every step of the way.”

“But then you have members of Congress not coming to New York to support him, but coming to New York to undermine the American people’s faith in the rule of law, just as they’ve been undermining the American people’s faith in the concept of free and fair elections,” she said, adding, “This is the beginning of what will be yet another very dark, very stressful, very trying period in American history.”

Mary Trump also described how her uncle has long suppressed feelings of humiliation, or “feeling like a loser,” and why she expects him to lash out even more post-conviction. “I think that’s one of the scary things about this verdict,” she said. “He doesn’t play by the rules, he never feels like the rules apply to him, but now it’s like, what does he have to lose? He’s already been convicted, and he will be on a revenge tour.”
2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 


Fuck they lying douche. I hope someone kicks him in the junk daily 

so brave of them to disassociate themselves with a movie 2 years later.   I am sure they are forgoing $10s of dollars in sales.

I typed into my AI generator a thumb with some bad haircut and law degree and that’s it kicked out 

10 hours ago, Nivek said:

so brave of them to disassociate themselves with a movie 2 years later.   I am sure they are forgoing $10s of dollars in sales.

Almost undoubtedly to avoid a defamation suit.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

"We need to follow suit and take that lead."

Cannot even complete a sentence without being a hypocrite.

12 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Here's my shocked face

 

 

Is there not going to be legal action taken against Regnery Publishing and Dinesh D'Fuckhead in this matter?

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

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Oh don't worry, someone will attack a wind mill in the next day or two.  

14 hours ago, C-Man said:

Not to mention, she said, Donald Trump had a highly paid defense team and “there was due process at every step of the way.”

High-cost defense team I'm sure.  How much they actually get paid is up for debate.

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

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Are you stupid or something? ALL HELL JUST BROKE LOOSE! 

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

High-cost defense team I'm sure.  How much they actually get paid is up for debate.

Didn't we learn that Planche was paid like $3M up front so he gave up his partnership at his firm to take on defending Trump? Maybe I'm misremembering.

Meanwhile, Alina Habba sends Trump an invoice every week that he gives the same attention I give to jury summons.

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10 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Oh don't worry, someone will attack a wind mill in the next day or two.  

Well they do cause cancer, you know. 

These gutless, obese, dipshits are incapable of organizing anything effective (see Jan 6), but I wouldn't be surprised if some lone fucktard shot up a pride parade this month. 

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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That turd is like the Mel Kiper Jr of political commentary.  I fucking hate him (and fuck Mel Kiper Jr too).

15 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

These gutless, obese, dipshits are incapable of organizing anything effective (see Jan 6), but I wouldn't be surprised if some lone fucktard shot up a pride parade this month. 

Sadly, there is going to be some acting out.  Pride Parades, celebrating the election defeat, celebrating another conviction in one of the other trials, and then the party of parties when he dies.  They're gonna get the sads and the mads and act out.  But I maintain there is a way to get a bunch of them out in public to demonstrate some anger over one of the above and convince others of them that they are FBI plants or Antifa or somesuch and then just end up murdering one another.  I just don't know enough about their deepweb message boards to engage in it.  But I'm 99% convinced with the proper "board rep/presence" and messaging, you could easily get a few hundred of them to shoot one another under false pretenses.  Won't solve the problem, just something fun to watch while I buy whip-its and 'shroom-infused absinthe.  

33 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Oh don't worry, someone will attack a wind mill in the next day or two.  

Whatever, Don.  

Cowherd is fine in small doses. I used to listen every day and got pretty sick of this kind of talk: "Look, I'm just going to say it. Tom Brady was a good quarterback. People will disagree, and that's fine, but this is my opinion and for the next 15 minutes I'm going to tell you why...."

Is there not going to be legal action taken against Regnery Publishing and Dinesh D'Fuckhead in this matter?

There is, it’s ongoing, and the retraction and commitment not to make the movie available anymore was part of a confidential settlement payment.
13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Man, that’s really good copy for the joint pain supplement. I know exactly what it’s for and how to get it. Repetition still works. 
 

man, that’s really good copy for the joint pain supplement. I know exactly what it’s for and how to get it. 

2 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Are you stupid or something? ALL HELL JUST BROKE LOOSE! 

WE'RE TOOBIN ON A RIVER OF EVIL STRAIGHT OVER SATAN'S BUTTHOLE FALLS!!!!!

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

WE'RE TOOBIN ON A RIVER OF EVIL STRAIGHT OVER SATAN'S BUTTHOLE FALLS!!!!!

Are these Class II or Class III rapids?

6 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Are these Class II or Class III rapids?

Dibs on ‘Satan’s class 3 butthole’ for my kayak-up outdoor whitewater music venue.  

18 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Normal looking dude.

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Every accusation from them is a confession.

7 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Does Tim Pool still pretend that he’s a liberal who’s not a paid shill from the GQP or Russians?

3 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

WE'RE TOOBIN ON A RIVER OF EVIL STRAIGHT OVER SATAN'S BUTTHOLE FALLS!!!!!

That's right after Waco Falls, right?  Always gets me.

19 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Normal looking dude.

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Looks like a villain you'd find late night Friday or Saturday horror movie from the 60s or 70s on your local channel...  Tomb of Terror. 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Looks like a villain you'd find late night Friday or Saturday horror movie from the 60s or 70s on your local channel...  Tomb of Terror. 

The Son of Slingblade

1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

The Son of Slingblade

I'm sorry, Senator Vance.  Did you say your father was a murderous half-wit who enjoyed Ohio chili with mustard?  

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