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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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28 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I honestly don’t know where to put this it’s so terrible

She doesn’t even know that the Trumpkins would try and deport her the moment they saw her name or heard her accent and that she had a rifle.

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45 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I honestly don’t know where to put this it’s so terrible

 

 

 

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“When he called Mexicans rapists, Republicans moved the line.
When he mocked a disabled reporter, they moved the line.
When he demeaned John McCain for being a POW and insulted a Gold Star family, they moved the line.
When he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, they moved the line.
When he extorted Ukraine, shut down the government to pay for the wall MEXICO was supposed to pay for, took his daddy Vladdy’s side over our own intelligence agencies, said Nazis were “very fine people” and praised murderous despots, they moved the line.
When he bungled a pandemic, asked about injecting disinfectants and golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day, they moved the line.
When he refused to accept the results of the election, plotted a coup and incited an attack against our Capitol, they moved the line.
When his gilded golf motel was searched by the FBI because he had our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom, they moved the line.
When he was indicted the first time, they moved the line. Then they moved it again for the 2nd, 3rd and 4th times.
When he was found liable of sexual abuse which the judge said could be referred to as rape, they moved the line. Then they moved it again when he was found liable of business fraud.
And now he is a convicted felon.
A jury of his peers reached unanimous agreement that he was guilty on all 34 counts, and what are they doing…

They’re moving the goddamn line.

There isn’t a thing he could ever do that they won’t accommodate. Nothing.
He could set fire to the Declaration of Independence while Boerberting Putin and shouting “Death to America” at the same damn time on a TikTok live and they’d twist themselves into whatever the fuck kinda pretzels they needed to in order for it not to cross a line.

Because they’re cowards. Craven, cuckholding cowards. And for them, when it comes to Trump, there is no fucking line.”
 

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20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Alito and Thomas will get lavish vacations. 

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

When someone eventually gets hurt or killed due to Trump’s rhetoric, he will blame Biden for weaponizing the judicial system. And raise $10m off of it.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Alito and Thomas will get lavish vacations. 

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

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Everyone always needs to be reminded that not only did Thomas received this luxury RV for free, he decided that it wasn't important to report to the govt. in his annual required financial reporting.

Was it ever discussed or indicated if he paid income tax on the $250K (RV cost)?

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Alito and Thomas will get lavish vacations. 

fuck you augenblick studios GIF

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I need this moderator to be talking to a lot more politicians.

Kyle Clark is his name.  HE NEEDS TO MODERATE ALL DEBATES

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"Theater Incident" used to mean something totally different in American political history. 

-You know what's going on here, don't you Laine?  

Assassinations? 

-No, handjobs. 

 

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

"Theater Incident" used to mean something totally different in American political history. 

-You know what's going on here, don't you Laine?  

Assassinations? 

-No, handjobs. 

 

I mean, given a choice, I'm betting Abe would have preferred a Boebert handjob to a Booth headshot.

What about head from Boebert?  And a hand-shot from Booth?  

I smell alt.history script!  

Just now, Pancho said:

Wait—is the Fauci thing going on today? As in June 3, 2024 over something that happened 4 years ago?

Or is the twitter algorithm just off..

 

Well the right has to try to spin anything Covid away from the God King. So pin it all on Fauci because that plays well. 

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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I need this moderator to be talking to a lot more politicians.

Kyle Clark is his name.  HE NEEDS TO MODERATE ALL DEBATES

More likely Mr Clark will be put on the shelf, which is one reason journalism has declined so precipitously.

But big tits tho, gop got em 

 

 

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She is my kryptonite.  Mid 40's, brunette, attractive, big tits, good job, fucks, etc.  After killing Brisket with a spoon to get to her, I'd marry her after six months of dating only to then realize she's bat shit fucking crazy.

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Idiots are so easy to grift

Long piece from Reuters: The Proud Boys Are Back
Basically, they've reorganized, are heavily recruiting, and getting ready for violence. 

I hope we goad them into violence. And when they do so, I hope we shoot them.
That’s what you do to fascist militants. You shoot them. It’s the only thing they understand.
1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

She is my kryptonite.  Mid 40's, brunette, attractive, big tits, good job, fucks, etc.  After killing Brisket with a spoon to get to her, I'd marry her after six months of dating only to then realize she's bat shit fucking crazy.

Titty hypnosis is real folks! Do not stare too long or you will lose your free will. Especially if said female is on a trampoline or doing other bouncy activities.

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I hope we goad them into violence. And when they do so, I hope we shoot them.
That’s what you do to fascist militants. You shoot them. It’s the only thing they understand.

There's a quote in there from one PB goon saying, "Fighting solves everything."

I'm thinking of getting me a drone to reenact the footage we've seen of their fascist allies from Russia getting got. 

Edit: Something like this but on my meager budget.

 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

All because he told people to stand six feet apart and wear masks.  The horror.  Crimes against humanity indeed.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

All because he told people to stand six feet apart and wear masks.  The horror.  Crimes against humanity indeed.


Maga and Biden gave him a medal !!!!!!!!!

 

no one :
 

MAGA dumb asses : great job cheating on your wife and then being so cheap you tried to call it a business expense !!!!

 

 

Why is Trump the only one whose sins they forgive?  Why wouldn’t god rather use the more devout man in Biden?  Why can’t it be that god is using Trump as a warning or an example sample of how not to behave, or a test?

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why is Trump the only one whose sins they forgive?  Why wouldn’t god rather use the more devout man in Biden?  Why can’t it be that god is using Trump as a warning or an example sample of how not to behave, or a test?

These are people who proof-text their way through scripture: they come up with what they want to believe, and then only find things that support it.  Not once-never, ever-will you see one of them examine a scriptural/theological issue and conclude "well I'll be...I was wrong about that, and need to change my thinking."

The good, decent, and honest christians I know have all had that moment (many such moments, actually).  The fundagelicals?  Not a single one.  It's an AMAZING coincidence that every single one of their secular beliefs is 100% verified and validated by their scripture and theology.  

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why is Trump the only one whose sins they forgive?  Why wouldn’t god rather use the more devout man in Biden?  Why can’t it be that god is using Trump as a warning or an example sample of how not to behave, or a test?

God punished Hunter Biden by giving him a medium-sized dick. 

I'm about 100 pages into A Fever in the Heartland which tells the story about the Ku Klux Klan's emergence in the 1920s after a long period of being dormant and their almost total takeover of the state of Indiana. It absolutely parallels who the GOP is now, 100% taken over by MAGA. The grievances the Klan played on back then are pretty damn close to what MAGA and Christian Nationalists are doing right now. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

The grievances the Klan played on back then are pretty damn close to what MAGA and Christian Nationalists are doing right now. 

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Just now, mdmost said:

The grievances the Klan played on back then are pretty damn close to what MAGA and Christian Nationalists are doing right now. 

They aren't close.  They are the same, just using more modern vocabulary.  It's fucking identical.  That's the maddening thing about the entire MAGA christo-fascist movement: there's not a single element of it that's new or unique.  It has all been done before, multiple times.  We know all the plays, we know how they are run, and we know the ultimate results (violence and blood -- it always ends in violence and blood, the only variable is the volume of each).  Yet we're going to do it all again because, just like beret-wearing leftists who continue to champion communism say and think, "this time it will be different."

It won't.

It never is.

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Partially, there weren't a ton of black people in Indiana at the time. Actually, it was more immigrants and Catholics. 

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Actually, it was more immigrants and Catholics. 

Well someone needs to let MAGA know that there are six unelected Catholics making law.

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

that was fantastic. didn't waiver through the gavel. got through the whole list. bravo.

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