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Joe Biden met Jill Biden in 1975.  His first wife Neilia died in 1972.  He never cheated on Neilia with Jill.

The manner in which she referenced Beau Biden's lethal brain tumor is as crass as I can imagine, and I post on surly.  If Laura Loomer were hit by a bus tomorrow I would take the day off work and celebrate my ass off.  My God.

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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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On 6/9/2024 at 11:41 PM, atomheartbevo said:

I said it elsewhere, but more than a few of us on Sulry are within 10 years and a divorce of moving to the The Villages in Florida and banging our way through the 50-somethings and 60-somethings there.

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Yet the man Loomer worships has had numerous affairs while married to multiple women… and of course has been found liable of sexual assault. 

His explanation of Trump's explanations was even more awkward than Trump.  I'm sure his media team will make an even wilder explanation than that.  

The "Yeah, but Trump was taken outta context and is really a good person" speech inception is starting to really freak me out.  

You've got people making excuses for the people excusing the excuses made the people trying to excuse Trump's excuses.  And they're all apparently getting Sec/Asst. Sec appointments because...simulation.

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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The statue of liberty is going to come to life and impale his head on the rays of her crown?

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12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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There's a "Ghostbusters" sequel in here somewhere if Bill Murray has the courage to do what is right.  The Ghostbusters once again commandeer the Statue of Liberty to fight evil while Donald is jerking off the two ghost dicks to "Higher & Higher" song.  And something about slime.  And he looks like an orange marshmallow.  All in Manhattan, near Trump Tower.  I'm telling you, there's a script to be made.  

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6 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Uncle Tom Yum Soup.

An Uncle Tan?

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

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This is what you get when a narcissist takes over a party. I can't see how a GOPer can expect to flip a congressional seat unless they bow down in fealty to Trump.

On 6/9/2024 at 11:41 PM, atomheartbevo said:

I said it elsewhere, but more than a few of us on Sulry are within 10 years and a divorce of moving to the The Villages in Florida and banging our way through the 50-somethings and 60-somethings there.

Within 10 years?  Your calendar is not accurate.  Oh.  This one is 65. Not The Villages, so may not count.. 

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9 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

Those hodge twins are radical right wing. Also, there’s some chatter that it was mostly White folks who got her cancelled. Black people are learning to not fall for this shit. Why? Because stuff like this happens:

 

22 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Those hodge twins are radical right wing.

I was reading about that this morning.  That they seemingly flipped to pro-Christian, pro-Trump.  And their youtube channel sucked until they went right wing.  

Is it just a grift? Did these black content creators just find a sucker audience willing to promote them, even though given the chance, that same audience would have them stripped of all their rights, imprisoned or even killed? 

Do they truly believe this shit or did they get caught up and start believing what they are selling to the right wing, perpetual victim crowd?

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27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Is it just a grift? Did these black content creators just find a sucker audience willing to promote them, even though given the chance, that same audience would have them stripped of all their rights, imprisoned or even killed? 

 

 

Some of its grift, some of its trauma and wanting to be accepted. 

No idea who these guys are that you're discussing but if your audience is young men, there's a decent chance you will cater to the right for views. People on social media move towards what works with views and clicks. There can be big money at stake.

EDIT: Maybe I have seen these guys. Social media has been pushing me some videos where Don Lemon, formerly of CNN, has been a guest on several video/podcast and these 2 may have been one of them.  The comments from the hosts are at the level of, "have you seen the videos where Biden can't talk right? hehehe. He doesn't know where he is."

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Those hodge twins are radical right wing. Also, there’s some chatter that it was mostly White folks who got her cancelled. Black people are learning to not fall for this shit. Why? Because stuff like this happens:

 

Is this the attention horse that tried to open carry an AR15 at her college graduation? 

19 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Is this the attention horse that tried to open carry an AR15 at her college graduation? 

No just another stupid white girl moron 

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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Oh it gets dumber for Royce

 

7 minutes ago, bluto said:

Bubblers?

From that old dialect survey:

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12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

No just another stupid white girl moron 

Oh it gets dumber for Royce

 

I see that Royce White may not have received treatment for some of the problems that killed his nba career before it even started.

I will recap this entire exchange:

Q: Can you comment on your campaign spending donated money at a strip club?

A: Money was spent there but it may have been spent on food and may have been someone besides me.

Q: Was that you and did you spend the money on strip club food?

A: It's all speculation on whether that was me and what was bought.

17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Lady Liberty has heard the tape and read the lawsuit. She knows what comes next.

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10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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sure.

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10 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

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Pretty sure talking has a 77 year head start on thinking 

6 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Is this the attention horse that tried to open carry an AR15 at her college graduation? 

No that’s Poop Girl from Kent State.

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

No just another stupid white girl moron 

Oh it gets dumber for Royce

 

White is a clown, but may have a point on scrip club food.

 

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I’ll go out on a limb and say Minnesota scrip clubs don’t have anywhere near the quality or selection of magic city in Atlanta.

9 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Within 10 years?  Your calendar is not accurate.  Oh.  This one is 65. Not The Villages, so may not count.. 

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13 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

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lol. She actually has very slender hands IRL.  She used to be a hand model.

8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

lol. She actually has very slender hands IRL.  She used to be a hand model.

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11 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

lol. She actually has very slender hands IRL.  She used to be a hand model.

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8 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

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Username, etc. etc.

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Sen. Vance and Vought have to be first rounders for a Project 2025 fantasy draft. Bannon is commish (from jail). 

7 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Oh for fucks sake! I didn't think maga could get any stupider. They're embracing flat earth ideas.

 

Fuck this simulation.

There is no bottom.

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9 hours ago, Js1 said:

No just another stupid white girl moron 

Oh it gets dumber for Royce

 

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Earth's shape, lame or funny? 

"Not unless round is funny."

the guy that says we're living under a dome?  wouldn't that suggest 'roundness' to some degree?  

You want to watch some heads explode, explain not only is it round, it's spherical.  And not only is it spherical, it's slightly ellipsoid.  Which these tough guy alpha males can tell by the degrees of latitude and longitude on the hunting GPS finders they sold at the pawn shop to send Trump an extra $200 this last week.  Just like their wives, the Earth is slight more round around the waistband than it is "tall"  

27 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Oh for fucks sake! I didn't think maga could get any stupider. They're embracing flat earth ideas.

 

Fuck this simulation.

MAGA embracing flat earth is actually the least surprising thing I've heard all week.

God was very specific about border security, electricity, and boat motors.  Because countries, hydrocarbon energy, and powered watercraft were clearly laid out in the old Testament.  

He should know, he has "Been studying my bible for 40 years."  

Tomorrow morning, he gets to wake up and go buy some guns because he's clearly not batshit fucking insane.  

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