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48 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

do you have a cliff's notes version of why there is a corncob up elmo's butt about everyone pumping out kids? I don't really care enough to spend time looking it up. lol

He wants white people to pump out kids because he believes in the great replacement conspiracy theory.

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5 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

He wants white people to pump out kids because he believes in the great replacement conspiracy theory.

worst african american ever

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I think the MAGA votes are literally cast via the "whatever Democrats want, I don't want" theory.

Which is why I want Biden to come out and give s speech saying “Look, jumping off of your roof is dangerous, and I urge all Americans to refrain from climbing up on their roof and jumping off.  Same goes for trying to cross a busy highway on foot - I think it’s dangerous and again, I urge all Americans to not cross busy highways on foot!”

The Republican herd will thin itself out real fucking fast,

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Which is why I want Biden to come out and give s speech saying “Look, jumping off of your roof is dangerous, and I urge all Americans to refrain from climbing up on their roof and jumping off.  Same goes for trying to cross a busy highway on foot - I think it’s dangerous and again, I urge all Americans to not cross busy highways on foot!”

The Republican herd will thin itself out real fucking fast,

fuck that, make the language stronger

"I forbid all Americans from jumping off their roof or any nearby bridge!"

"Fuck you Brandon, I'll do what I want! Freeedommmmmmmmmm!"

Biden: "Today I declare it illegal to smash your balls with a hammer. So let it be written; so let it be done."

I think economic thinkers on both sides agree the only way to organically grow our economy and GDP is to increase our US population. The trouble is US birth rates are declining so there's a concern there. We either need to have more people emigrate to the US or we need to make more of our "own." Something along those lines. Of course the GQP'ers want immigrants of white European descent, not the sneaky browns who come across our Southern borders.

The Libs of TikTok cunt needs to have her fucking tubes tied.

But they don’t have balls… see Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, Josh Hawley, Marjorie… well Marjorie has a pair so nvmd her. 

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

But they don’t have balls… see Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, Josh Hawley, Marjorie… well Marjorie has a pair so nvmd her. 

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22 hours ago, Radical Larry said:



The dumbest people. 

So we'd be naming the relatively shallow parts after Trump?

3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

So we'd be naming the relatively shallow parts after Trump?

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3 hours ago, C-Man said:

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Well, Ms. Libs of TikTok will need a man to breed. Can’t do IVF bc MAGA says so. And her fiancé left her bc his family was too embarrassed by her. No luck finding another dude to step in. 

 

5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

This logic

I’ve identified your mistake. 

6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Got dibs on Fuck Emergency for band name.

Your debut album "Wet Dream" is gonna be big.

Maybe a follow up of "Prolapse".  

On 6/13/2024 at 7:26 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

\threadjack

So I’m currently shopping for work in the San Antonio area, almost anything supply chain related or otherwise.  If anyone has any leads or wants to hire the best employee ever, please feel free to shoot me a PM or email me for a résumé at: metaphysicalmojodojocasablanca@aol.com 

/threadjack 

fuck Trump

AOL?  Ain't nobody hiring an 80 year old.

Let’s not bad mouth AOL around here, technology is slow to reaching some of us… 

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On 6/12/2024 at 10:30 PM, YGIFS said:

Earth's shape, lame or funny?  "Not unless round is funny." the guy that says we're living under a dome?  wouldn't that suggest 'roundness' to some degree?  

You want to watch some heads explode, explain not only is it round, it's spherical.  And not only is it spherical, it's slightly ellipsoid.  Which these tough guy alpha males can tell by the degrees of latitude and longitude on the hunting GPS finders they sold at the pawn shop to send Trump an extra $200 this last week.  Just like their wives, the Earth is slight more round around the waistband than it is "tall"  

 

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5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

So we'd be naming the relatively shallow parts after Trump?

shallow, discolored, and polluted.

6 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

He wants white people to pump out kids because he believes in the great replacement conspiracy theory.

Correct.  He wants more kids but not "those" kids.  He's vehemently anti immigration.

18 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Your debut album "Wet Dream" is gonna be big.

Maybe a follow up of "Prolapse".  

The hidden track will be titled, "I put a lightbulb up my ass and it broke while live streaming, please call the paramedics"

On 6/14/2024 at 11:14 AM, C-Man said:

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You’d think that with a plan like this, they’d be working real hard to make sure the unwanted minorities and other liberals have access to abortion, if not trying to make it mandatory for them. 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You’d think that with a plan like this, they’d be working real hard to make sure the unwanted minorities and other liberals have access to abortion, if not trying to make it mandatory for them. 

Clearly it’s mostly racism, but it really does make me insane to watch them make the declining population argument. Our nation is literally a nation of immigrants and always has been.  Want more Americans to have more kids?  There’s a fuck ton we could make citizens and have more kids. Problem solved. I’m not going to have kids for a variety of reasons. I’m a white male and not scared of brown people or have some misplaced sense that I am a true American while others are not. 
 

It’s just all so dumb. 

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On 6/13/2024 at 4:50 PM, Radical Larry said:



The dumbest people. 

I mean if they are set on doing this it should really be the Gulf of Mexico since it is full of shit too. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Nothing is embarrassing for Trump; the man has no shame.

This is especially true when the complicit media's cameras only point at the stage, not the audience.

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

embarrassing for him?

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

you all just dont get it. BLACK, the family name has an estimated population of 173,455 in the US, some of whom travelled great distances to attended the rally!

Any Jack Black or Ian Michael Black sightings?

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I'll say it again, I think it's safe to assume all male right-wing Christians are child molesters.  Keep them as far away from your kids as possible. 

These idiots don't realize that things like that are essentially blasphemy.

26 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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The one and only review.

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4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

These idiots don't realize that things like that are essentially blasphemy.

It's almost like Trump represents the exact opposite of all the Bible's teachings. Weird. 

Like if at some point in the future a bunch of us were going around wearing OU shirts and hats and screaming boomer sooner all the time. "What, I'm a huge Texas fan. And nothing says being a huge Texas fan more than loving OU. What's your problem?" 

They ain’t the smartest group. They generally register a 0.0 on the self awareness scale.

I know a really conservative dude who thought Don't Look Up was mocking liberals. 

59 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

These idiots don't realize that things like that are essentially blasphemy.

No it’s not. American Christians are not actual Christians 

On 6/10/2024 at 9:33 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

Look at these fucking MAGA pussies and THEIR cancel culture bullshit. You put on your little costumes trying to get a rise out of people and cry like babies when someone calls you out. Eat shit, dork. 

 

 

Pretty sure the owner of Jimmy John’s is a maga shitbird.

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