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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

These idiots don't realize that things like that are essentially blasphemy.

4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

No it’s not. American Christians are not actual Christians 

They don’t believe in Heaven or the teachings of the Bible or that they will be judged by God.  When you realize the Christianity thing is all for shoe, it makes sense.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

They don’t believe in Heaven or the teachings of the Bible or that they will be judged by God.  When you realize the Christianity thing is all for shoe, it makes sense.

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So this happens in Omaha, and some MAGA jump on Twitter to claim that they are plants and not real aggy (and yet they remember to wear an aggy ring).  Don’t think these dudes are a false flag since they did this shit in full view of the world.
 

TexAgs can’t make up their minds

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3467324

31 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So this happens in Omaha, and some MAGA jump on Twitter to claim that they are plants and not real aggy (and yet they remember to wear an aggy ring).  Don’t think these dudes are a false flag since they did this shit in full view of the world.
 

TexAgs can’t make up their minds

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3467324

Yeah that whole false flag bullshit is a lot more  MAGA than traditional aggy. To the extent there's any difference these days. 

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So this happens in Omaha, and some MAGA jump on Twitter to claim that they are plants and not real aggy (and yet they remember to wear an aggy ring).  Don’t think these dudes are a false flag since they did this shit in full view of the world.
 

TexAgs can’t make up their minds

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3467324

Aggies, as a group, are horrible fucking people.  This is absolutely par for their pathetic course. 

Please tell me that's not real.  Although truth be told, I want it to be real.

47 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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But wait, it's a contract, with America, Newt.  

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

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He attracts those people. 

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So this happens in Omaha, and some MAGA jump on Twitter to claim that they are plants and not real aggy (and yet they remember to wear an aggy ring).  Don’t think these dudes are a false flag since they did this shit in full view of the world.
 

TexAgs can’t make up their minds

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3467324

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Same energy.

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I'm ok with it if anyone convicted of 30+ felonies is automatically remanded into custody while awaiting appeal.

Please tell me that's not real.  Although truth be told, I want it to be real.

Must’ve been real because Newt removed the tweet. Anybody screenshot it because I didn’t see it.
On 6/17/2024 at 8:50 AM, Homesickhorn said:

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And it just proves my point. Aggy LOVES David Hasselhoff.

Aggy thinks loving David Hasselhoff makes them seem more cultured and Europeanish.

And aggy had just come off of a 80 year self-imposed ban of Omaha. 

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On 6/16/2024 at 3:07 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

Has MAGA ever addressed the fact that Nick is Mexican?  It's like a real life version of that Dave Chapelle skit where he's blind and thinks he's white so he's in the KKK.

 

 

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Even though he was gay I'm sure Rohm felt everything was just fine in the Nazi party before the night of the long knives.

18 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

Even though he was gay I'm sure Rohm felt everything was just fine in the Nazi party before the night of the long knives.

Duh.  These fucking morons are apparently completely illiterate or delusional (or duh, both), because the playbooks have all been written.  

First, the cabal turns on groups that thought they were in-groups, and treats them like out-groups.  Then, the cabal turns on itself, purging itself of all who are "insufficiently loyal/pure," and it will make up whatever pretext it wants in order to do so.

The inner circle gets smaller and smaller, more fanatical, and utterly incapable of dissent or consideration of alternate strategies.  Resulting in final collapse, usually in blood and fire.

Functionally everything nazism touched eventually died.  Trumpism is going the same way.

18 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The inner circle gets smaller and smaller, more fanatical, and utterly incapable of dissent or consideration of alternate strategies.  Resulting in final collapse, usually in blood and fire.

And so Hitler ended up in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire so...that's fun.  I think it's funny!  Because he was a mass murdering fuck head.  /izzard

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And so Hitler ended up in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire so...that's fun.  I think it's funny!  Because he was a mass murdering fuck head.  /izzard

Love that line.

But the analogy is also why I am so fucking discouraged and furious.

In the beginning, Hitler and the Nazis were a joke. Like Trump.  And they will likely end the same way: dead/shamed/destroyed.  I love that part.

See, it's the middle part.  The part that involves unspeakable human suffering on a massive scale, at the hands of what was once one of the greatest civilized nations on earth.  That part....is bad.  Really, really bad.  Whether you're reading The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich or A Handmaid's Tale, the middle parts are really, really, really shitty.

Can we skip to the Trump dead in a ditch and on fire part, without any more of the suffering?

On 6/11/2024 at 3:31 PM, C-Man said:

First, I apologize for posting a Laura Loomer photo but OTOH, no I don't. Let me remind you that woman is 31 years old.

 

That's Marilyn Manson.

You know, I loved her as Paul on "The What the Fuck Years" on ABC opposite Fred Savage.

20 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You know, I loved her as Paul on "The What the Fuck Years" on ABC opposite Fred Savage.

Holy shit that was him?!?!?

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Love that line.

But the analogy is also why I am so fucking discouraged and furious.

In the beginning, Hitler and the Nazis were a joke. Like Trump.  And they will likely end the same way: dead/shamed/destroyed.  I love that part.

See, it's the middle part.  The part that involves unspeakable human suffering on a massive scale, at the hands of what was once one of the greatest civilized nations on earth.  That part....is bad.  Really, really bad.  Whether you're reading The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich or A Handmaid's Tale, the middle parts are really, really, really shitty.

Can we skip to the Trump dead in a ditch and on fire part, without any more of the suffering?

...and the whole world was fortunate in that they were just bat shit crazy enough to invade Russia. A little less Crazy and we live in a different world.

3 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

...and the whole world was fortunate in that they were just bat shit crazy enough to invade Russia. A little less Crazy and we live in a different world.

It's actually the only upside to fascism.  It has a built in "kill switch," that being "they always believe their own bullshit and buy into the notion that they are unstoppable gods."  That means they will always end up overextending themselves, metaphorically leaping off the cliff only to finally realize "sonofabitch....I can't actually fly."

Fascism always falls.  But to those who say "so?  Then why are you so worried about it?"....it's because that the damage it does along the way to its inevitable failure is staggering, horrific, and a complete fucking waste to top it all off.

16 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

...and the whole world was fortunate in that they were just bat shit crazy enough to invade Russia. A little less Crazy and we live in a different world.

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's actually the only upside to fascism.  It has a built in "kill switch," that being "they always believe their own bullshit and buy into the notion that they are unstoppable gods."  That means they will always end up overextending themselves, metaphorically leaping off the cliff only to finally realize "sonofabitch....I can't actually fly."

Fascism always falls.  But to those who say "so?  Then why are you so worried about it?"....it's because that the damage it does along the way to its inevitable failure is staggering, horrific, and a complete fucking waste to top it all off.

Thankfully there’s an easier solution to dealing with them

 

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Thankfully there’s an easier solution to dealing with them

 

But....what if someone gives them the Slim Pickens cheat code?

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6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's actually the only upside to fascism.  It has a built in "kill switch," that being "they always believe their own bullshit and buy into the notion that they are unstoppable gods."  That means they will always end up overextending themselves, metaphorically leaping off the cliff only to finally realize "sonofabitch....I can't actually fly."

Fascism always falls.  But to those who say "so?  Then why are you so worried about it?"....it's because that the damage it does along the way to its inevitable failure is staggering, horrific, and a complete fucking waste to top it all off.

..and , they get started when nobody takes them seriously. I probably would have been one of those people back then.  First time I saw The Apprentice, I thought nobody would take this shit seriously...then my very liberal wife who speaks 4 languages, has a degree in architecture, and was a construction manager for hundreds of millions of dollars worth of work was absolutely hooked.  I despised that show so much that I would just go and practice my guitar whenever it was on...and get drunk attempting to make sense of it all.

23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Thankfully there’s an easier solution to dealing with them

 

Destro and cobra commander must be so frustrated

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Destro and cobra commander must be so frustrated

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1 hour ago, Jiggy-Z said:

...and the whole world was fortunate in that they were just bat shit crazy enough to invade Russia. A little less Crazy and we live in a different world.

Most people seem to forget this when the story ends with “good conquers evil” no matter what. Hitler was a maniac who actually had a chance of winning if he didn’t make the stupid move of sending his troops to Russia through the winter.  

Things will end very differently when a leader like this comes from the United States. We don’t have a country like the United States to police us. 

Hitler was never going to win.  Invading the Soviet Union hastened his demise; but the USA was going to kick his ass eventually.

48 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yes, but the question will become, who will be around to kick the USA's ass

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yes, but the question will become, who will be around to kick the USA's ass

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Hitler was never going to win.  Invading the Soviet Union hastened his demise; but the USA was going to kick his ass eventually.

 

all of this. the US could pump P51's and Sherman tanks around the clock, zero interruptions. 

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Cross-posting this one:

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7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Cross-posting this one:

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That's old, but yet, an evergreen statement.

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Cross-posting this one:

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2 hours ago, bolverk said:

That's old, but yet, an evergreen statement.

MTV, Dungeons and Dragons, or Whitesnake were also acceptable alternatives to video games in that statement.

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