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People keep comparing Trump to Hitler but I see it more like Jim Jones and Jonestown. Trump isn’t taking his loyal followers to Jonestown, he’s bringing Jonestown to us. And he’s charging everybody for the Kool-Aid. 

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Of course, if the Leonard Leos of the world succeed in their nefarious plans, they won't need magats again because if there's any more voting, magats won't qualify. 

2 minutes ago, MrBig said:

People keep comparing Trump to Hitler but I see it more like Jim Jones and Jonestown. Trump isn’t taking his loyal followers to Jonestown, he’s bringing Jonestown to us. And he’s charging everybody for the Kool-Aid. 

I mean, whatever it takes.  As long as it ends the same, I'm good.

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

People keep comparing Trump to Hitler but I see it more like Jim Jones and Jonestown. Trump isn’t taking his loyal followers to Jonestown, he’s bringing Jonestown to us. And he’s charging everybody for the Kool-Aid. 

After watching that documentary on Prime? Hulu? Don’t remember. Anyway, I commented to my husband that he sounds exactly like that fucking guy. Like a fringe leftist version

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20 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

After watching that documentary on Prime? Hulu? Don’t remember. Anyway, I commented to my husband that he sounds exactly like that fucking guy. Like a fringe leftist version

The Jonestown documentary is on Hulu. It is fantastic. I’ve seen a few docs on Jonestown and this one gets to the heart of what was really going on there like nothing else I’ve ever seen.

The interviews from the survivors are so detailed. I have always liked former Rep. Jackie Speier because of this. She was shot 5 times and waited 20+ hours before getting medical care.

Hearing Speier say she had the exact same fear she had at Jonestown while being inside United States Capitol on January 6 does not get enough attention. 

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9 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

The main and most important difference between maga and the nazis is that maga is made up of the dumbest of the dumb. Led by slightly more intelligent morons.

The Nazis were brilliant and brutally efficient. If not for the hubris of their leaders they could have held on to most of Europe.

My friend. Cigarette?

You see all zose Panzers over zere in ze rail yard? Oui? Zey have a hundred things wrong wizz zem. Les Boches, do zey repair zem here, near ze front? Non, zey are not capable. So back to Deutchland zey go to be fixed, if ze P-47s don't find zem first.

As for les americains, zey have shops to repair everything, right close to the front line. They are fighting a modern war, with more materiel coming across the ocean than les Boches can get across the Rhine.

Now why am I talking like zis? I am not French, much less Belgian. Putain merde de la bordelle du chien qui a dégobillé pas très loin du con de ta poufiasse de grandmère.

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y'a un espagnol qui a baissé grandmère

27 minutes ago, MrBig said:

The Jonestown documentary is on Hulu. It is fantastic. I’ve seen a few docs on Jonestown and this one gets to the heart of what was really going on there like nothing else I’ve ever seen.

The interviews from the survivors are so detailed. I have always liked former Rep. Jackie Speier because of this. She was shot 5 times and waited 20+ hours before getting medical care.

Hearing Speier say she had the exact same fear she had at Jonestown while being inside United States Capitol on January 6 does not get enough attention. 

Tbh I really didn’t know the story. It was fascinating

If you ever have the occasion, read "The Road to Jonestown" by Jeff Guinn.  I interviewed him about 6 months prior regarding a different novel (kind of a wesern).  At the end of the interview, he revealed to the audience his then-in-progress book about Jim Jones and the flavor-aid massacre, really just foucuses on the last days...not so much an examination of the entire cult.  I took him to the airpot afterwards, he was literally getting to Houston to catch a plan to South America because he was putting the final touches on his Jonestown book and wanted to be there in the muck and mire, the weather and the vibe of it all.  This was all shortly before Trump beat Clinton in November of 2016.  So we're on Hwy. 71.  I ask him why it's so important he spend a few nights in the Guyana jungle? 

I get method acting and method writing, but this seemed extreme; but every artist has their process.  He said all his research, all his sources for the new book, everything completely parallel to MAGA nation.  So he wanted to see what it was like to live like a true believer, even if you get malaria or Hep-A.  Guinn has written books about Koresh and the Manson Family.  But he cracked a joke at my expense before leaving, but after telling me he's been studying and writing about cultish worship of lesser men, and he's going to South America to see what it was like that morning in the physical/natural sense.  Because he had an awfully weird feeling it was going to be like what he was sensing in the U.S. at the time.  /csb  

Gil Hicks, "So at this not even open Salzburg HEB, did she come or what?"

Brodie, "Jesus Christ Man, there's some things you just don't talk about in public!"  

 

Bad news folks, this couple is gonna be elected to their local School Board and eventually the State Legislature.  And we live inside a machine.  

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

I thought a certain radical right wing poster here said shit like this doesn’t happen in Montgomery county?

 

On the plus side, maybe we won’t have to see Poe around here anymore.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

I thought a certain radical right wing poster here said shit like this doesn’t happen in Montgomery county?

 

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Sure, Leftists are the evil ones. Not the dumbass fucking her Great Dane and filming it.

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I like to think of Russ Hanneman walking into a Vet's office, looking around, pointing to the Great Dane, and saying, "Whoah!  This dog fucks!  Am I right or am I right?"  

And we’re sure she’s not a drag queen?

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

I was waiting to see if anyone had posted this. 

https://apnews.com/article/trump-biden-president-project-2025-33d3fc2999a74f4aa424f1128dca2d16

It's a very big deal... it's incredible they're doing this, and out in the open. Small sample:

With a $100,000 grant from the Heritage Foundation, the goal is to post 100 names of government workers to a website this summer to show a potential new administration who might be standing in the way of a second-term Trump agenda — and ripe for scrutiny, reclassifications, reassignments or firings.

When posters on here say Maga is too incompetent to really fuck everything up, understand that the elite Maga's are organized now. Systems in place, large sums of money backing these operations, ready to implement Project 2025/Schedule F shenenanigans like the above, and more. They don't really need to maintain the infrastructure to do a lot, they are mainly interested in just the opposite: tearing it all down, to their own benefit. There will no longer be anyone joining a Trump admin with the illusion of acting within the law, reigning him in, etc. They know who he is, and who they are. They will break the law, and they will make the law. There is no reason for anyone to participate in such an admin if they aren't willing to cross lines over and over, to further their agenda of dismantling everything in their way, while binding and hamstringing everyone else. Trump is just the Trojan Horse for these un-American fucks.

Magats were way too incompetent partly due to inexperience and not really having any plan once they got into power. Now they've got experience and 4 years of thinking about what they want to do and how to accomplish it. 

3 hours ago, pacman said:

Sure, Leftists are the evil ones. Not the dumbass fucking her Great Dane and filming it.

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What a bitch.

35 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Magats were way too incompetent partly due to inexperience and not really having any plan once they got into power. Now they've got experience and 4 years of thinking about what they want to do and how to accomplish it. 

it's not the magats showing up to the rallies I'm worried about. it's the ones pulling the strings behind the scenes and funding disinfo campaigns whose sole purpose is to cast doubt in the process so that takeover seems the only option, justified even.

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

it's not the magats showing up to the rallies I'm worried about. it's the ones pulling the strings behind the scenes and funding disinfo campaigns whose sole purpose is to cast doubt in the process so that takeover seems the only option, justified even.

Y'all realize that the ultimate outcome here is that either 1) a shitload of us are functionally enslaved/deported/denied the most fundamental of human rights, or 2) we have to shoot a lot of these fuckers.

That's the path they're laying out.  If you think that "shooting them" is a remote chance, you aren't using your imagination at all.

2 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

When posters on here say Maga is too incompetent to really fuck everything up, understand that the elite Maga's are organized now. Systems in place, large sums of money backing these operations, ready to implement Project 2025/Schedule F shenenanigans like the above, and more.

“The Nazis will never do anything. That Beer Hall Putsch was an incompetent mess.”

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

You know I had gotten over their pedophilia, but fucking dogs is a bridge too far.

Let not he who has had his ass licked by a dog, during coitus on the floor, throw the first stone!

Pretty sure that was your story from shaggy :)

 

Not on purpose, of course..of course!

30 minutes ago, pacman said:

Let not he who has had his ass licked by a dog, during coitus on the floor, throw the first stone!

Pretty sure that was your story from shaggy :)

 

Not on purpose, of course..of course!

Holy shit.

You left out the mother daughter combo.

Ohhh it's been too long.

 

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

2) we have to shoot a lot of these fuckers.

 

And the downside here is.......?

And the downside here is.......?

Some of us may get shot too.
3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

That should work out well.  Murder for hire biz will go through the roof.

9 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Some of us may get shot too.

Just don't lead 'em so far.

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

That should work out well.  Murder for hire biz will go through the roof.

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

The party of personal freedom wants to force people to stay married to someone they don't want to be married to.

I don't think they gamed this out properly.  If you do away with no-fault divorce, you can still get divorced by proving adultery or abuse.  There is about to be a big very substantial cottage industry around this.  

Having men framed for domestic violence or affairs isn't really that hard, even if they're not actually engaged in the act.  Seen people set up for far worse with no more than some cash, two phone calls, and a handshake.

13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I don't think they gamed this out properly.  If you do away with no-fault divorce, you can still get divorced by proving adultery or abuse.  There is about to be a big very substantial cottage industry around this.  

Having men framed for domestic violence or affairs isn't really that hard, even if they're not actually engaged in the act.  Seen people set up for far worse with no more than some cash, two phone calls, and a handshake.

Pics of the wives?

9 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Pics of the wives?

Well, now this one I don't get.  Here's you.  Here's Georgio.  What's with the midget over here?  

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Well, now this one I don't get.  Here's you.  Here's Georgio.  What's with the midget over here?  

Here's you and Georgio in the rumpus room.

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Having men framed for domestic violence or affairs isn't really that hard, even if they're not actually engaged in the act.  Seen people set up for far worse with no more than some cash, two phone calls, and a handshake.

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Some of us may get shot too.

That’s gonna happen.
People die in war. It’s what the fucking idiot MAGAs want. Take the most prosperous, free country in the world…and turn it into a violent civil war shithole to satisfy some stupid masturbatory hate fantasies they have.

It’s all so fucking dumb….but we’re really gonna do this.
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


That’s gonna happen.
People die in war. It’s what the fucking idiot MAGAs want. Take the most prosperous, free country in the world…and turn it into a violent civil war shithole to satisfy some stupid masturbatory hate fantasies they have.

It’s all so fucking dumb….but we’re really gonna do this.

I agree with your paranoid ledge perspective in large part.  But if somebody could just tell me where/when the civil war is happening, that'd be super helpful.  Because I have something at 11:00a  

10 hours ago, pacman said:

Sure, Leftists are the evil ones. Not the dumbass fucking her Great Dane and filming it.

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6 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

"THERE'S A MARRIAGE CRISIS!!!!

 

WHY DON'T PEOPLE WANT TO GET MARRIED?"

5 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

That should work out well.  Murder for hire biz will go through the roof.

Just think of the new Forensic Files episodes.  Trey Gowdy just came.

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s all so fucking dumb….but we’re really gonna do this.

New Surly motto?

"THERE'S A MARRIAGE CRISIS!!!!
 
WHY DON'T PEOPLE WANT TO GET MARRIED?"

Exactly. Why ever get legally married, other than the tax break if you can’t leave? Marriage rate would plummet.
34 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:


Exactly. Why ever get legally married, other than the tax break if you can’t leave? Marriage rate would plummet.

If you get married for the "savings" of the tax break, trust me on this, you are in for a big surprise.  

Sure, Leftists are the evil ones. Not the dumbass fucking her Great Dane and filming it.
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What the fuck? Maga really is a mental illness.
1 hour ago, Goofyboy said:


Exactly. Why ever get legally married, other than the tax break if you can’t leave? Marriage rate would plummet.

That's when they'll make fornication illegal and punishable by death. 

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