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13 hours ago, TexPx said:


Yes I do have it bookmarked.
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I assume Little Elm is that red island there? I spent ages 5-13 near there and have never heard the n-word more in my life. 

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I assume Little Elm is that red island there? I spent ages 5-13 near there and have never heard the n-word more in my life. 

I think that’s the big Del Webb Retirement Community.
16 hours ago, mdmost said:

I'm sorry to have upset the mayor of Frisco. I guess MAGA is moving to Celina, Prosper, and other parts of Denton County. 

They're up and coming, but it feels like the current MAGA team starters are coming from Colleyville, Keller and Roanoke.  A little shocked to see Southlake proper is a bit lighter pink, given the high profile racism in their schools.

15 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I am genuinely surprised that Dripping Springs isn't a deeper shade of red than that.  I guess there's more and more college educated folks moving out there and enduring the commute.  But holy shit, in 2016...anecdotal and all...but that entire area was psychotically draped in MAGA schwag.  We have family out there and it was fucking insane with the MAGA shit.  Got a little quieter lately but...I dunno.  

Also anecdotal, but the boy and I drove out to Lake Buchanan Saturday morning to do a little fishing, and there was very little MAGA swag around. By this point in 2016 and 2020, Hwy 29 from Liberty Hill to Llano looked like a parade route with all the Trump flags and banners. Only saw a couple this trip, and they're the hardcore cultists that never took them down. The few flags I saw were faded 2020 flags, nothing new. Didn't even see the carnies selling Trump gear by the Valero station at 29/281

15 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Welp, one down!  Sen. snowball

The nation’s collective IQ went up by a full point. 

21 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Welp, one down!  Sen. snowball

Joke making the rounds here in OK:

I guess we’ll soon find out a snowball’s actual chance in hell.

On 7/7/2024 at 7:46 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Plano, too, for that matter, but east Plano has been abandoned to the browns, so I guess that's understandable.

My wife's best friend lives in Plano in one of those Domain-y mixed-use developments.  She's a Black family practitioner.  Austin High/Plan 2 holla.  Very much not MAGA.

"Y'all might want to take a quick break from demanding Biden drop out and maybe look into the whole 'Trump raping kids' thing." 

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

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Does no one proofread their shit for punctuation and capitalization errors?

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

"Y'all might want to take a quick break from demanding Biden drop out and maybe look into the whole 'Trump raping kids' thing." 

CNN:  "It appears quite clear from the vetted files, that Trump sexually molested at least one, possibly more, minor girls.  Here's what that means for the one time Joe Biden touched a girl's hair."  

This should obviously be a bigger story.  And maybe it would have been.  But apparently the Democratic Party picked the same week to start an "Anchorman"-styled alley brawl with one another and the media.  

"Joe killed a guy.  With a Trident!"  

Maga cult will believe there’s a child trafficking ring under a pizza joint but not this …….

FACT:  Jeffrey Epstein had 14 phone numbers connected to Donald Trump in his black book of contacts.

FACT:  Records show Donald Trump flew on Jeffrey Epstein's plane 7 times.

FACT:  Newly released transcripts from Jeffrey Epstein's 2006 prosecution provide a direct link between him and Donald Trump.

FACT:  In released court documents, Sarah Ransome, one of Jeffrey Epstein's "recruiters" wrote in emails regarding a 12 year old little girl saying - and I quote - "She confided in me about her casual 'friendship' with Donald. Mr Trump definitely seemed to have a thing for her and she told me how he kept going on about how he liked her 'pert nipples.'"

FACT:  Sarah Ransome's email, in released court documents, also stated - and I quote - "I also know she had sexual relations with Trump at Jeffery's NY mansion on regular occasions."

FACT:  Katie Johnson's court documents detailing Donald Trump's grotesque rape and pedophilia is publicly available.

FACT:  Katie Johnson's case was NOT dismissed bcos she lied - as MAGA would have you believe. She voluntarily withdrew the case bcos she received death threats and the law firm representing her received bomb threats
 

 

 

THE DUMBEST FUCKING PEOPLE ALIVE 

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are you just repeating these posts because you like to type "Pert Nipples"?  

2 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

 

 

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Finally. Stop fighting off your back foot and get in there.  

More of this Ted.

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Maga cult will believe there’s a child trafficking ring under a pizza joint but not this …….

FACT:  Jeffrey Epstein had 14 phone numbers connected to Donald Trump in his black book of contacts.

FACT:  Records show Donald Trump flew on Jeffrey Epstein's plane 7 times.

FACT:  Newly released transcripts from Jeffrey Epstein's 2006 prosecution provide a direct link between him and Donald Trump.

FACT:  In released court documents, Sarah Ransome, one of Jeffrey Epstein's "recruiters" wrote in emails regarding a 12 year old little girl saying - and I quote - "She confided in me about her casual 'friendship' with Donald. Mr Trump definitely seemed to have a thing for her and she told me how he kept going on about how he liked her 'pert nipples.'"

FACT:  Sarah Ransome's email, in released court documents, also stated - and I quote - "I also know she had sexual relations with Trump at Jeffery's NY mansion on regular occasions."

FACT:  Katie Johnson's court documents detailing Donald Trump's grotesque rape and pedophilia is publicly available.

FACT:  Katie Johnson's case was NOT dismissed bcos she lied - as MAGA would have you believe. She voluntarily withdrew the case bcos she received death threats and the law firm representing her received bomb threats
 

 

 

THE DUMBEST FUCKING PEOPLE ALIVE 

JFC

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dummies 

Might as well include the media, or as tfg refers to them, the “enemies of this country,” in the leopards eating faces party.

On 7/8/2024 at 2:27 PM, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest fucking people alive ….

 

My BIL flying a Trump flag while telling my gay sister that he also has gay friends still pisses me off and its only been two weeks. The dumbest groomed fuckers we have in this country!

What, you people don't have a president necklace?  Buncha beta, soy boys here.  See you on the deportation train bitches. 

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Whose Surly sugar baby is this?

Just now, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So Abbott has been barred from the convention?

My exact thought.  Oh, Greg.

16 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So Abbott has been barred from the convention?

He could work with the guys that organized the Blue Blazer into.  

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So Abbott has been barred from the convention?

He can hang out with Nikki Haley. 

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

no way in hell he picks anyone other than a white man, right?

Well, Rubio's out as he's going to be deported for being an anchor baby. Obviously the Black man is out. That leaves 2.

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So Abbott has been barred from the convention?

He's one of the first people that will have his face eaten, and I will love every second.

Not listed on the 4-person list.  Couldn't roll up on the convention even if he was invited.  And having Dan Patrick step on what's left of his dick in the wake of Beryl.  

Wow, great week, Greg.  Lemme guess...you couldn't make the convention anyway because you totally enacted all these draconian laws in Texas because you totally turned down VP to date a hotter Presidential candidate from South Korea who you totally sexy-timed with and don't even need ADA access because you're so fucking bold? 

Jesus dude, I thought Biden was having a shitty week.  

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

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fuck yo' disabilities!
 

Tfg doesn’t care for the disabled being around.

He’d gas them if he could.
5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fuck yo' disabilities!

 

Tough break for Boobert, mtg and Gosar. 

5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

fuck yo' disabilities!

 

Is that legal ?

These fucking people.

Trump allies at Heritage declare 2024 election illegitimate in advance
A “war game” presented at the right-wing foundation imagined far-fetched scenarios for election interference to justify preemptive measures.

Barbra Streisand kidnapped by Hamas. Antifa-BLM protesters taking over a migrant detention facility. The FBI arresting Donald Trump two days after winning the election.

These were among the far-fetched scenarios imagined by a simulation of threats to the 2024 election showcased on Thursday by the right-wing Heritage Foundation.

The presentation, delivered at the foundation’s Washington headquarters, stated as a given that the Biden administration was already engaged in a sweeping conspiracy to use multiple forms of federal power to influence the presidential election. It did not supply any evidence.

“As things stand right now, there’s a zero percent chance of a free and fair election,” said Mike Howell, executive director of Heritage’s Oversight Project. “I’m formally accusing the Biden administration of creating the conditions that most reasonable policymakers and officials cannot in good conscience certify an election.”

The report said a key finding was that the sitting president is the greatest danger to the peaceful transition of power, with no mention of Trump’s efforts to overturn his 2020 loss to keep himself in office. Instead it offered that conclusion as justification for doubting the outcome of the 2024 election and trying to reject anything other than a Trump victory. Trump himself has repeatedly declined to say he will accept the results or rule out a violent response. He has told his supporters that he can only lose through cheating.

Howell said the exercise would lead Heritage to file more litigation over election procedures. He also said it should help the public resist “psychological operations” that he claimed were used in 2020 and are being used again. He didn’t say who supposedly ran the operations.

“The upshot is that we will see a contested election the likes of which we’ve never seen,” said Adam Ellwanger, a rhetoric professor at the University of Houston-Downtown who helped lead the simulation. “If we see the kind of manipulations that we saw in 2020, I wonder if average Americans who are supporters of the president [Trump] will swallow that so easily as they did in 2020.”

The simulation, known as the “2024 Transition Integrity Project,” is technically independent of the Heritage Foundation but included multiple Heritage employees. The full list of participants was withheld, which Howell said was for their safety. Another participant present on Thursday was Josh Findlay, who was until recently the Republican National Committee’s director of election integrity operations. Heritage Foundation President Kevin Roberts spoke at the end of the event.

The Heritage Foundation, a longtime bastion of conservative orthodoxy that has more recently reinvented itself for the Trump era, has become a lightning rod in the campaign because of its role in convening “Project 2025.” That project published detailed policy proposals for every federal agency, ready for the next Republican administration to implement. Some of the most controversial ideas including banning abortion medication, facilitating White House involvement in law enforcement and rolling back legal protections for LGBTQ Americans.

As some of those proposals have garnered scrutiny, Trump and his campaign have repeatedly distanced themselves from the effort. Many of the proposals were written by alumni of his administration and are likely to be appointees if he wins another term.

The Republican National Committee has its own election integrity operations, including litigation.

Attendees on Thursday walked past a mobile billboard criticizing Trump and Project 2025, which the Democratic National Committee positioned outside Heritage’s headquarters. Biden campaign spokesman James Singer called Thursday’s presentation “nothing more than an attempt to justify their efforts to suppress the vote, undermine the election, and ultimately another January 6.”

Howell said the election threats project was devised in response to a 2020 bipartisan group of academics, former officials, journalists and others that tried to anticipate and prepare for ways that then-President Trump might try to disrupt the election or the peaceful transfer of power. Their report raised concerns about violence but did not imagine a deadly riot at the U.S. Capitol that temporarily disrupted the formal certification of Joe Biden’s win.

Both that effort and the 2024 project used tabletop exercises, also known as “war games,” that assign participants various roles to simulate how they might interact. In the 2024 project at Heritage, President Biden was played by former senator Robert G. Torricelli (D-N.J.). Those war games included contemplating surprise emergencies such as the Streisand kidnapping. (In the war game, she was rescued the next day.)

Howell accused the Biden administration of a “coordinated invasion over our southern border for the purposes of impacting this election.” As evidence, he said a camera crew went door to door in an apartment complex outside Charlotte, asking people whether they were noncitizens registered to vote, with 10 percent responding yes. Howell said his team did not verify those registrations. Noncitizen voting is extremely rare.

One scenario in the war games involved people flooding the FBI with reports of civil rights violations as a staged provocation for the Justice Department to take over local election authorities. Howell and Ellwanger objected to those observers using a version of arguments that have been consistently made against civil rights legislation since the Civil War.

“To put it simply, the federal government should have a very limited role in our election systems. They should be left to the states to decide,” he said.

37 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is that legal ?

That doesn’t matter anymore 

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