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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

At this point, whenever I see someone like this, and we all do, I just pity them.  It's the local idiot, making sure that loud and clear we all know who they are.  

Did one of them have gold fringe on it?
The guy acouple streets over put up another 2 flags. So now, when we're leaving the neighborhood, we get to see 5 flags on his fence.
11 minutes ago, tchookem said:
On 7/28/2024 at 2:02 AM, atomheartbevo said:
Did one of them have gold fringe on it?

The guy acouple streets over put up another 2 flags. So now, when we're leaving the neighborhood, we get to see 5 flags on his fence.

Just walk your dog over there and let it shit in his yard.

31 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

At this point, whenever I see someone like this, and we all do, I just pity them.  It's the local idiot, making sure that loud and clear we all know who they are.  

It's the idiot who paid somebody a bunch of money for that stuff, hopefully somebody who unlike like me or brisket, got off their asses and decided to grift the MAGA types.  And he's committing some flag desecration in the process, so he's not very patriotic.

And he's going to have to pay that person for more stuff because the Democrats just said no to Joe, so now he has to get a bunch of Kamala Harris stuff, while trying not to be too racist about it (already calling her a hoe is a poor start for him).  And now he's stuck for the time being supporting a couch fucker.  Unbeknownst to him, assuming he has a daughter or two, they will most likely grow up and bang Black guys in high school and/or college, because kids growing up in that environment are going to seek out the thing their daddies don't like.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Welp, after seeing that I don't think I'll ever have another erection again. 

10 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Who the fuck is Josiah

official spokesman of the Republican Party.

Is this a Thujone sighting?

Also, we knew they were weird as fuck last year.

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3 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

 

 

It's a Who Framed Roger Rabbit villain in real life.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's a Who Framed Roger Rabbit villain in real life.

Christopher Lloyd does not appreciate the comparison.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

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57 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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There was definitely some butt fucking afterwards.

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9 minutes ago, F250 said:

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I mean, they've been doing it with everything since like 2012.  I'm pretty sure people have called it out.  Not enough, clearly, because we are going down the asscrack of satan's butthole into a republican hellscape the likes of which hasn't been seen since the dawn of 1620, but eh.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I mean, they've been doing it with everything since like 2012.  I'm pretty sure people have called it out.  Not enough, clearly, because we are going down the asscrack of satan's butthole into a republican hellscape the likes of which hasn't been seen since the dawn of 1620, but eh.

It just hit close to home. I saw a Trump truck earlier this evening with a few flags and just stared and wondered why the little dickless dude driving felt compelled to drive around like that in public.

Last Saturday, I ran into a guy driving a McLaren 720S. I complimented his car and talked to him for a minute. He said it was his divorce car. That shit made sense. The dork in a MAGA truck made no sense.

3 minutes ago, F250 said:

Last Saturday, I ran into a guy driving a McLaren 720S. I complimented his car and talked to him for a minute. He said it was his divorce car. That shit made sense. The dork in a MAGA truck made no sense.

Well, you see, the guy in the MAGA truck, that's the guy before the divorce.

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Well, you see, the guy in the MAGA truck, that's the guy before the divorce.

That dude probably doesn't even have a girlfriend.

Tootie should let Blair know she really let herself go.  Physically and mentally.  
 

Is that a fucking bathrobe?

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

If that was a gathering of Young Republicans she was speaking in front of, more than one cherry was popped that night.

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Are they superimposed in front of a Bentley interior?

My guess is the Rolls Royce of Korea....   the Hyundai Genesis.

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I thought they didn't like drag queens.

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I presume that's the dance she does when the waitress at Cracker Barrel tells her there's no charge for an extra bowl of gravy?

I mean....respect.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Dems should flood Facebook, Truth Social, gun shows, and MAGA rallies with codes and Bible verses implying that Trump is the antichrist. Confuse these dumb fuckers into apathy. It’s not like it’s unfair, since the right has been using imaginary coded messages and prophecy bullshit to firm up Trump support for years. You have to speak to these idiots in their own dumb language.

It’s a two-pronged strategy. Call Republicans weird to earn votes from inattentive centrists, while feeding MAGA weird shit to dampen their enthusiasm. 

8 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

"I'm rubber, you're glue...."

Jesus.  These people have the social skills of habitual paste-eaters who rarely bathe.

26 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

"No weirdo, no weirdo...you're the weirdo!"

"I'm rubber, you're glue...."
Jesus.  These people have the social skills of habitual paste-eaters who rarely bathe.

As I predicted.
50 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

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1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

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On 7/29/2024 at 12:28 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Offered as proof that people are pouring across the border are data that shows more people being detained than previously, and more drugs being confiscated than previously.  Unsure how catching more stuff means you are letting more stuff in, I guess the assumption is that the ratio of caught to not caught is static?  

actually, the numbers are going down.  I'm sure we'll see this all the time on Fox

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1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Back in the early 90s, I dated a girl whose family was a part of a church that was helping families from Central America make it into the US and then on to find jobs, etc. and it seemed like the families were from just one or two countries that had serious shit going down with political persecution (I want to say El Salvador was one of them).  Her parents lived outside of Dallas, and every time I visited, they had a family or two living in their garage temporarily, and they spent a decent portion of their paychecks helping these people.  In hindsight, I’m amazed at how well the operation was run, given no cell phones.

Her mom got a bit Trumpy going by Facebook, and I’ve been tempted to send her a message asking what MAGA would think of her family spending years and a lot of money helping these people flee persecution.  Don’t get me wrong, I think it was one of the most selfless, and dare I say, Christian things I’ve ever seen anybody do, because the family could have been in deep shit if they got caught, probably lose their house, etc.

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