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#31151
8 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:
OAN host says it makes sense for Biden to have Taylor Swift date Travis Kelce in a massive deep state psy op, because sports in general starting at the youth level is also used to brainwash kids when they should be focused on Jesus instead.

 

She is pissed she can't get that d from him. Amazing being so brainwashed you repress your insecurities only to put them on full display!

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#31152
10 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:
OAN host says it makes sense for Biden to have Taylor Swift date Travis Kelce in a massive deep state psy op, because sports in general starting at the youth level is also used to brainwash kids when they should be focused on Jesus instead.

 

the fake shallowness and superficiality of modernity like fake eyelashes, copious lip filler, and poorly installed hair extensions.

#31153
18 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

This 350 lbs fat guy is tougher than Simone Biles:

Tonight’s Clip #2 - Trump-endorsed Republican nominee for NC Governor Mark Robinson says he isn’t a quitter taking breaks from competition like “weak little gymnast” Simone Biles.Are you still not convinced these people are weird? Stay tuned, I got more coming.

 

The 5 time fucking gold medalist? Eat another hamburger fatass. Nice fucking FUPA. 

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#31154
29 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

This 350 lbs fat guy is tougher than Simone Biles:

Tonight’s Clip #2 - Trump-endorsed Republican nominee for NC Governor Mark Robinson says he isn’t a quitter taking breaks from competition like “weak little gymnast” Simone Biles.Are you still not convinced these people are weird? Stay tuned, I got more coming.

 

Yes, Mark...you were certainly 'cut from a different cloth.'  My elementary school gym class parachute.  Why, of all people, and why now during the Games...would you choose to throw Simone Biles and her 'monkeybars' under the bus like that?

When it comes to both sports and politics, Mark.......shut up and eat fat man.  

#31155
32 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yes, Mark...you were certainly 'cut from a different cloth.'  My elementary school gym class parachute.  Why, of all people, and why now during the Games...would you choose to throw Simone Biles and her 'monkeybars' under the bus like that?

When it comes to both sports and politics, Mark.......shut up and eat fat man.  

I think he's a legit crazy person.  Like, he's full on Clayton Bigsby.  It's not a bit.  He's insane.

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#31156
One man deserves credit for the “weird” framing vs. MAGA. It’s Green Shirt Guy.

 

#31157
1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

This 350 lbs fat guy is tougher than Simone Biles:

Tonight’s Clip #2 - Trump-endorsed Republican nominee for NC Governor Mark Robinson says he isn’t a quitter taking breaks from competition like “weak little gymnast” Simone Biles.Are you still not convinced these people are weird? Stay tuned, I got more coming.

 


 

 

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#31159
Dems should flood Facebook, Truth Social, gun shows, and MAGA rallies with codes and Bible verses implying that Trump is the antichrist. Confuse these dumb fuckers into apathy. It’s not like it’s unfair, since the right has been using imaginary coded messages and prophecy bullshit to firm up Trump support for years. You have to speak to these idiots in their own dumb language.
It’s a two-pronged strategy. Call Republicans weird to earn votes from inattentive centrists, while feeding MAGA weird shit to dampen their enthusiasm. 
#RAW

I would also like to see "and extreme" added, but as long as the ridicule comes, I won't complain.
#31161
10 hours ago, mdmost said:

The 5 time fucking gold medalist? Eat another hamburger fatass. Nice fucking FUPA. 

My favorite was “she’s out competing for a medal for herself.” Uh, I guess mark doesn’t understand that Olympian’s represent their country. Like how she led the USA to a gold in the TEAM competition yesterday. Fucking idiot. But ole’ mark is running for office for other people. Right. 

#31162

Radical republicans still have no idea what code switching is 

It still blows my mind that some people don’t understand what code-switching is in the year 2024 of our lord. 🤦🏾‍♂️Clearly, buddy doesn’t know many

 

#31164

It's the same shit my wife does when she's around my country ass in-laws and she's white as a sheet. She's not pulling that same shit in her corporate job. This is going to blow up on them just like the coconut tree thing did. 

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#31165
On 7/30/2024 at 12:50 AM, tx 3 putt said:
Weird. https://t.co/5fqxV4scHK

 

These fucking Jardiance commercials are a beating. But I'm glad she got her 'beetus under control

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#31166
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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Good idea. If they want to attract young voters, Republicans should emphasize their policies, like low capital gains tax rates, banning student loan relief,  illegalizing same-sex marriage, and prohibiting birth control. The Swifties love that shit!

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#31167
14 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Good idea. If they want to attract young voters, Republicans should emphasize their policies, like low capital gains tax rates, banning student loan relief,  illegalizing same-sex marriage, and prohibiting birth control. The Swifties love that shit!

Don't forget the national abortion ban and Trump's promise to not only ban student loan relief, but make everyone backpay what Biden forgave, with interest.

#31168
19 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Talking shit about Simone Biles should be considered treason and punishable by death.

She's 10x tougher than that tub of goo will ever know.  Gymnastics is a sport that requires its athletes to have guts, an iron-clad work ethic as well as mental and physical toughness.  

Add that she's one of the sport's all-time greats, just proves that buffet-warrior has as much fat on his brain as he does his belly. 

#31169
39 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Radical republicans still have no idea what code switching is 

It still blows my mind that some people don’t understand what code-switching is in the year 2024 of our lord. 🤦🏾‍♂️Clearly, buddy doesn’t know many

 

Not a term I’ve heard before but based on context, I understand its meaning.  

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#31170
5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She's 10x tougher than that tub of goo will ever know.  Gymnastics is a sport that requires its athletes to have guts, an iron-clad work ethic as well as mental and physical toughness.  

Add that she's one of the sport's all-time greats, just proves that buffet-warrior has as much fat on his brain as he does his belly. 

Simone's caption 🦅🦅🦅🦅 : r/Gymnastics

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#31172
They also failed to condemn the Olympic torch relay for mocking Sherman’s March to the Sea. What is with them?

 

#31174
8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not a term I’ve heard before but based on context, I understand its meaning.  


You….you’ve never heard of code switching?

It’s been talked about on this website, shaggy, and HF a ton of times. And you should have leaned about it in college at least.

#31175
9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
They also failed to condemn the Olympic torch relay for mocking Sherman’s March to the Sea. What is with them?

 

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#31177
24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Simone's caption 🦅🦅🦅🦅 : r/Gymnastics

Look at all those DEI hires.  Determined, Entertaining, Intense.

#31178
27 minutes ago, Pancho said:


You….you’ve never heard of code switching?

It’s been talked about on this website, shaggy, and HF a ton of times. And you should have leaned about it in college at least.

What can I say?  Don’t think I’d ever heard the term, but am familiar with the practice. 

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#31180
4 minutes ago, TexPx said:


Focus on policy? At the same time trying to distance from Project 2025.

Exactly. They really need to make sure no one actually knows their policies. 

#31181
1 hour ago, mdmost said:

It's the same shit my wife does when she's around my country ass in-laws and she's white as a sheet. She's not pulling that same shit in her corporate job. This is going to blow up on them just like the coconut tree thing did. 

Yeeeep, same with my friends with thick regional Texas or other state’s regional accents that suddenly comes back when they visit home with close family and friends versus when they’re back at work in the Bay Area. 

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#31183
5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

“Stollen election!”

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"site" a few fake polls 😆

#31184
10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Green shirt guy really should be our absolute goal. For all of us. Just laugh at these psychotically goofy motherfuckers.

I always thought that gif (I'd never seen the full clip) was from some sitcom. It's too perfect to be real life. 

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#31186
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
They also failed to condemn the Olympic torch relay for mocking Sherman’s March to the Sea. What is with them?

 

Why can’t she just say “Dumbass, do you not know anything about the origins of the olympics? That wasn’t the Last Supper that was being depicted you ignorant sack of shit.”

#31187
7 minutes ago, royiv said:

Why can’t she just say “Dumbass, do you not know anything about the origins of the olympics? That wasn’t the Last Supper that was being depicted you ignorant sack of shit.”

To Mike Johnson:

Shut up and legislate.

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#31188
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
They also failed to condemn the Olympic torch relay for mocking Sherman’s March to the Sea. What is with them?

 

Not everything is about you, you fucking sensitive dorks.

#31189
6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Not everything is about you, you fucking sensitive dorks.

Seriously.  These fucksticks are mad because the new Wolverine movie features Wolverine being crucified on an X-shaped cross.  You know, crucifixion....the thing that only ever happened once in history, to that Jesus fella, and neither Rome nor anyone else ever used it before or since.

The most self-absorbed, pathetic, whiny, bitchboy snowflakes in history.  "Help, I'm being persecuted....because I think everything is about me and so I get offended at everything!"  Snowflakes.  Every accusation is a confession, exhibit infinity.

#31190
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
They also failed to condemn the Olympic torch relay for mocking Sherman’s March to the Sea. What is with them?

 

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Remember when the Right would condemn the Left for always being sensitive and outraged about everything, politically correct?

 

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#31191
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
They also failed to condemn the Olympic torch relay for mocking Sherman’s March to the Sea. What is with them?

 

MAGA are never nudes?  That's weird.

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#31192
This is the time of year when seniors within Keller ISD can cough up nearly $200 for a reserved space, which they're allowed to paint and park in for the upcoming school year. https://t.co/V2MthbrhWT

 

#31193
23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
This is the time of year when seniors within Keller ISD can cough up nearly $200 for a reserved space, which they're allowed to paint and park in for the upcoming school year. https://t.co/V2MthbrhWT

 

Trump parking paint job looks more like  Bidden than Trump.

What a stupid program. Yes, let's allow year after year of seniors to use whatever paint they feel like over last year's whatever senior paint. Hey, it's no big deal, all that shit just washes into the ocean anyway...and we get a sweet $200 every year.

How about you get a numbered space and park in it?

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#31195
3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Dang she’s tiny even compared to her teammates. 

Thanks to having a young daughter I had to watch way too much gymnastics, and I have to admit, Biles seemed to be able to catapult herself a few feet higher than her teammates,

#31196
42 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Trump parking paint job looks more like  Bidden than Trump.

What a stupid program. Yes, let's allow year after year of seniors to use whatever paint they feel like over last year's whatever senior paint. Hey, it's no big deal, all that shit just washes into the ocean anyway...and we get a sweet $200 every year.

How about you get a numbered space and park in it?

That’s dumb. I don’t recall what I paid in 2006-07 but they would only let seniors have a tiger paw print painted in your spot with your name. Nothing else 

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#31197
3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
They also failed to condemn the Olympic torch relay for mocking Sherman’s March to the Sea. What is with them?

 

It’s becoming clearer by the day that these idiots think Leonardo Da Vinci’s 15th century painting was a photo taken at the actual last supper. 

#31198
4 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Talking shit about Simone Biles should be considered treason and punishable by death.

Mark Robinson is absolutely a piece of shit and deserves all the vitriol he may receive.  That said, I hate when people recycle shit from several years ago without context to stir the pot.  In that regard, I think that the posted clip was from back in 2021.

 

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#31199
1 minute ago, Gap03 said:

Mark Robinson is absolutely a piece of shit and deserves all the vitriol he may receive.  That said, I hate when people recycle shit from several years ago to stir the pot, and I think that the posted clip was from back in 2021.

 

The thing about crimes punishable by the death penalty is that they have no statute of limitations on them because they shouldn't.

#31200
3 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Mark Robinson is absolutely a piece of shit and deserves all the vitriol he may receive.  That said, I hate when people recycle shit from several years ago without context to stir the pot.  In that regard, I think that the posted clip was from back in 2021.

 

Fuck him. It's still an unnecessary shot at someone who has done a hell of a lot more for this country than that fat fuck ever did. It's the same weird shit for the GOP that should be constantly called out. Don't talk about an athlete when you look like an African American version of Wimpy from Popeye. 

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