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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

It’s pretty nice of them to build their little flag fort so you can’t get near them and accidentally get into a conversation with them.

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2 hours ago, speed817 said:

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The "U" has too much space on either side.

That's what you get when you skip all the liberal arts classes.

I hate this bitch and I don’t even live in Missouri 
 

I like her Trumpist position. Men shouldn’t hit women. They should rape them, grab them by the pussy, demean them, and control their bodies. THAT’S how men roll in MAGA world.
Oh yeah, they hit women too, but only in the context of a marriage that a woman can’t get out of anymore. That’s ok, because “it’s biblical.”
39 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I hate this bitch and I don’t even live in Missouri 

 

Wow

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

The "U" has too much space on either side.

That's what you get when you skip all the liberal arts classes.

Yes!  Kerning talk!

3 hours ago, speed817 said:

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The character kerning is messed up.  Dumbass.

33 minutes ago, troph said:

I think she may either be mad because her man loves some “shemale” porn or she’s infatuated with the “ladyboys” herself.  
 

her illustrious state is finally top five in something … infatuation with trans porn.  

But there is really good news my Texas brothers !!! Y’all are #1 !!!

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I think she may either be mad because her man loves some “shemale” porn or she’s infatuated with the “ladyboys” herself.  
 
her illustrious state is finally top five in something … infatuation with trans porn.  
But there is really good news my Texas brothers !!! Y’all are #1 !!!
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El Paso and RGV go hard for the lady boy kink.
39 minutes ago, troph said:

I think she may either be mad because her man loves some “shemale” porn or she’s infatuated with the “ladyboys” herself.  
 

her illustrious state is finally top five in something … infatuation with trans porn.  

But there is really good news my Texas brothers !!! Y’all are #1 !!!

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Woof.  Good thing that's not an electoral map.

5 hours ago, speed817 said:

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Definitely a realtor

2 hours ago, troph said:

I think she may either be mad because her man loves some “shemale” porn or she’s infatuated with the “ladyboys” herself.  
 

her illustrious state is finally top five in something … infatuation with trans porn.  

But there is really good news my Texas brothers !!! Y’all are #1 !!!

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Looking at you El Paso and Brownsville. NTTIAWWT

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

I hate this bitch and I don’t even live in Missouri 

 

If I ever get bored I'm just gonna sit here and watch her monobrow grow back in.

11 hours ago, C-Man said:

Somehow I missed this. Wow. Just wow.

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Lara Loomer definitely says "between you and I."

5 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Few random things I saw:

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I've driven by some Jo Gotta Go signs lately and found myself chuckling.  You fucking wanted it, now you fucking got it, good work dipshits.  

26 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I've driven by some Jo Gotta Go signs lately and found myself chuckling.  You fucking wanted it, now you fucking got it, good work dipshits.  

And I’m already seeing Kamala signs, which seems pretty fucking fast. I know people are joking that this has been planned for a long time, but the zoom calls, fundraising drives, etc. feel like in the level of Obama.

20 hours ago, C-Man said:

Somehow I missed this. Wow. Just wow.

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English isn't even the official language in the US...

49 minutes ago, speed817 said:

English isn't even the official language in the US...

Plus apparently she is Indian not black so why are Ebonics involved all?

Harris' background poses quite the conundrum for the GQP.  On the one hand, she's black, so full demonization.  On the other, Indian/Asian and what they would probably call a model minority despite the brownness.

I had wondered how they were going to handle this and if it could possibly work in their favor.  Should have known the answer was badly.

25 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Harris' background poses quite the conundrum for the GQP.  On the one hand, she's black, so full demonization.  On the other, Indian/Asian and what they would probably call a model minority despite the brownness.

I had wondered how they were going to handle this and if it could possibly work in their favor.  Should have known the answer was badly.

Seeing the GOP completely short circuiting on the idea of someone with more than one ethnic background or identity was an incredible mass self-report

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Seeing the GOP completely short circuiting on the idea of someone with more than one ethnic background or identity was an incredible mass self-report

It's been very eye-opening. Like watching a group of people completely flip the fuck out over someone being left-handed or something. "Wait... Did y'all not know this is a thing?"

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's been very eye-opening. Like watching a group of people completely flip the fuck out over someone being left-handed or something. "Wait... Did y'all not know this is a thing?"

Well, they're fucking weird.

2 hours ago, speed817 said:

English isn't even the official language in the US...

You begin to see what is wrong with America. Here we should have the freedom to speak the language we impose on our fellow citizens. We can fill the prisons with lawyers who use Latin and MAGAs who don't really speak much of anything.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Plus apparently she is Indian not black so why are Ebonics involved all?

Speaking of old and out of touch, when's the last time anyone referred to Ebonics?

I've only become aware of Loomer recently. She's a parody of what has become the right. A comedian could use some of her lines to evoke laughter. Any possibility she's a performance artist knowingly getting in on the grift?

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Harris' background poses quite the conundrum for the GQP.  On the one hand, she's black, so full demonization.  On the other, Indian/Asian and what they would probably call a model minority despite the brownness.

I had wondered how they were going to handle this and if it could possibly work in their favor.  Should have known the answer was badly.


they will Soon begin demonizing Indians 

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The whole "Is she black or is she Indian?" stuff reminded me of an awesome takedown I got to witness almost 40 years ago.  I was working in deep, deep East Texas, The Land That Time Forgot, when two rednecks in the crew started discussing mixed marriage and bloodlines.  One made the argument that even one drop of black blood made one black, no matter how many white ancestors one has.  The black member of the crew chuckled about it, irritating the rednecks.  One asked him what was so funny, and he answered that he was just amazed at how much more powerful black blood is than white blood, if one drop of black blood negated all of the white blood.  I didn't think that those to could get any whiter, but they did.  Even their necks turned white.  I laughed, which was also not appreciated.  They didn't discuss such sensitive topics in front of the rest of the crew anymore.

17 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Lara Loomer definitely says "between you and I."

No she doesn’t. She says all the quiet parts out loud. She blasts her racist crap to everyone and she’s damn proud of herself.

Fun at the midweek FC Dallas game 

 

The whole thread is pretty crazy. 

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