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#31301
9 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

Yep Stalin loved his family.  

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Stalin was 5’5”, how short was the guy they edited out? Stalin looks to have a foot on him. Or maybe Stalin wore lifts like DeSantis or Trump.

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#31302
Watters: And if she is elected, they are going to have a summer games in LA, her home state, and she is probably going to have not only a very strange opening ceremony with a lot of transgender people.. she’ll probably have all men in the women’s competition

 

 

#31308
50 minutes ago, Pancho said:
President Trump just made 2 back to back eagles on par 4’s using the same pitching wedge from 140 and 142 yards respectively at Bedminster this morning.He’s a fantastic golfer!

 

That might be the worst photoshopped pic I've ever seen and that's saying a lot.

#31309
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
President Trump just made 2 back to back eagles on par 4’s using the same pitching wedge from 140 and 142 yards respectively at Bedminster this morning.He’s a fantastic golfer!

 

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#31310
14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Been taking lessons from Un?

300 yard drives followed by 140 yard pw?


140 yards should be a 60 degree lob wedge, if you’re a player 

#31311

140 yards should be a 60 degree lob wedge, if you’re a player 

Trump hits his drives about 180-190 yards based on the DeChambeau challenge. He ain’t hitting PW 140 yards.
#31312
If he was actually decent at golf we’d see videos of him playing all over Fox. 

He’s not bad — for a 78-year-old fat fuck.
#31313
1 minute ago, C-Man said:


He’s not bad — for a 78-year-old fat fuck.

My dad is 75ish, shoots his age or better about half the time. He stays in old man ‘shape’ 

sr tees 

#31314
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
President Trump just made 2 back to back eagles on par 4’s using the same pitching wedge from 140 and 142 yards respectively at Bedminster this morning.He’s a fantastic golfer!

 


 

 He looks so fucking old. 

#31316
9 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Trump hits his drives about 180-190 yards based on the DeChambeau challenge. He ain’t hitting PW 140 yards.

How much shorter are the ladies' tees?

#31317
2 hours ago, Pancho said:
President Trump just made 2 back to back eagles on par 4’s using the same pitching wedge from 140 and 142 yards respectively at Bedminster this morning.He’s a fantastic golfer!

 

So I asked Chat GPT to calculate the odds

 

So I asked Chat GPT to calculate the odds — this is 1 in a million weird. To calculate the odds of making back-to-back eagles on two par fours, we need to consider the probability of making an eagle on a single par four and then use this probability to find the odds of achieving this twice in a row. ### Probability of an Eagle on a Par Four 1. **Average Golfer**: The probability of making an eagle on a par four is extremely low for the average golfer. Eagles are rare events, typically more likely for professional golfers. 2. **Professional Golfer**: Even for professional golfers, the probability of making an eagle on a par four is quite low, possibly around 1% (or 0.01) or less, depending on the golfer and the specific hole conditions. ### Calculating Back-to-Back Eagles Assuming a probability \( p \) of making an eagle on a single par four, the probability of making back-to-back eagles on two par fours is: \[ p^2 \] ### Example Calculations - **Average Golfer (0.001 probability per hole)**: \[ p = 0.001 \implies p^2 = (0.001)^2 = 0.000001 \] Thus, the odds are 1 in 1,000,000. - **Professional Golfer (0.01 probability per hole)**: \[ p = 0.01 \implies p^2 = (0.01)^2 = 0.0001 \] Thus, the odds are 1 in 10,000. These calculations highlight how rare back-to-back eagles are, even for professional golfers, due to the low probability of achieving an eagle on any given par four.

#31318
Porn star Stormy Daniels wasn't impressed w/ Trump in bed that night at the 2006 Lake Tahoe celebrity golf tourney. He wasn't much better on the course, finishing 62nd out of 80 players. Average score: 89.3. When there's cameras + rules, Trump is soft.https://t.co/YMs4Tn3LtM

 

#31319

Can someone who knows math better than an AI that was trained on interpreting language do the odds instead?

#31322
50 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Can someone who knows math better than an AI that was trained on interpreting language do the odds instead?

Slim and none

#31323

Clay Travis should also be bitch slapped 

Kamala Harris’s husband, Doug Emhoff, cheated on his first wife and got their nanny pregnant?! First wife divorced him when she found out per @DailyMail. Wowza. https://t.co/mb9kmxaOQf

 

#31325

I was told that there would be no maths

 

 

 

Meanwhile:

Republican operative who hugged Trump at a Chick-fil-A claims Kamala Harris is only Black when she runs for election: She identifies as an Asian woman..

 

 

#31326

What a compliment

Collins: Kamala Harris is like the Stacey Abrams of California

 

 

 

 

Collins: Kamala Harris is like the Stacey Abrams of California

 

 

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#31327
22 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

What a compliment

Collins: Kamala Harris is like the Stacey Abrams of California

 

 

 

 

Collins: Kamala Harris is like the Stacey Abrams of California

 

 

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#31329
You can’t make this up: Sam Brown and JD Vance are claiming to be champions for hardworking Nevadans – from a private jet.They’re not only hypocrites… they’re just plain weird.

So, this was at the height of the "weird" push from Dems.  Sam Brown, whose face and body were severely burned in combat, decided to spin the logical fallacy wheel.

Yes, you can call my face weird. It won't be the first or last time I've heard it. But my message is not to you. My message is to anyone else who has been put down or called "weird" because of their experiences or who they are...I say to you: do not allow others to define… https://t.co/kskp5J2tfC

Right Sam, that's what they meant.  

#31330
2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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Any society or civilization, without any prodding, that willingly decides to amputate itself from, at minimum, half of its wealth of human resources, will and and deserves to be culled from the world.  

#31332

I’m surprised by how triggered they are by being called weird. Dems should not be bullied into letting up. Call their weird asses weird every chance you get.

#31333
18 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

The whole thread is pretty crazy. 

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1819541122546577472.html

For those without twitter. Apparently dude grew up poor and disadvantaged. Just kidding, his parents seem like they are pretty well off  as they own an airport  and a couple of businesses.  But they did send him to Tech, so lets call it partially disadvantaged.

 

#31334
Talked to these people who said abortions are happening four weeks after babies are born. They are not.

 

#31335
13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1819541122546577472.html

For those without twitter. Apparently dude grew up poor and disadvantaged. Just kidding, his parents seem like they are pretty well off  as they own an airport  and a couple of businesses.  But they did send him to Tech, so lets call it partially disadvantaged.

 

Thanks for that. Dude came into our section which is 90% Hispanic and was trying to start shit. He succeeded then tried to press charges 

#31336
1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Thanks for that. Dude came into our section which is 90% Hispanic and was trying to start shit. He succeeded then tried to press charges 

Well his employer/job info was posted, as well as enough information to easily figure out his family in Celina as well as his parent's businesses and home address. So I'm sure Gritty will be swinging by soon enough to take care of the "finding out" part. I not gonna post his family information here because for all I know they abhor him, but they will likely be given the opportunity soon to make that clear. 

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#31337
Happy Saturday @elonmusk - You'd better lawyer up in NC, buddy. You, @theamericapac & all the donors & operatives committed a felony and two class I misdemeanors with your "voter registration" scheme. Seriously, you've committed crimes. See you in Raleigh!

 

#31338

Yeah, that Musk scheme harvesting voter info through a pseudo-PAC seemed shady as hell.  I would not be surprised that it's actually criminal.

I would laugh my ass off if Elon ever had to spend a night behind bars.  Won't happen, because reasons.

#31339
5 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Slim and none

Only time that word will ever be associated with Dotard. 

I'd bet that this guy would pull off two eagles before Donald... 

 

 

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#31340
Once again, the estate and family of @isaachayes DID NOT approve the use of “Hold on I’m coming’” written by Isaac Hayes and David Porter by Donald Trump tonight in Atlanta. We and our partners at @primarywave are taking legal action to stop the unauthorized use of this song.…

 

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#31343

Ben Shapiro is a special kind of bitch but they might want to cool it with the conspicuous consumption, tho.  It's giving me Louise Linton vibes.

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#31345
9 hours ago, Pancho said:

Clay Travis should also be bitch slapped 

Kamala Harris’s husband, Doug Emhoff, cheated on his first wife and got their nanny pregnant?! First wife divorced him when she found out per @DailyMail. Wowza. https://t.co/mb9kmxaOQf

 

Sorry, GOP. Too late for him to switch parties.

#31347

Congrats to Sen Scott…I don’t want to think about the Prima Nocta permutations here.

Memo to Tim Scott: if you want your fake marriage to fool anyone, don't make Trey Gowdy your Maid of Honor and Kevin McCarthy your flower girl. And maybe put your "Christian bride" in the middle

 

#31348

Still keeping himself in the running if Trump dumps Jance Dance Vance 

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