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12 hours ago, Pancho said:

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If Kamala wins, he should never be introduced as First Gentleman… it should always be Madam President Kamala Harris and… Doug. 

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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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Dumbest people alive

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Dumbest people alive
 

They think that California has a Lemon Law for kids?  Dumbasses.

6 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Congrats to Sen Scott…I don’t want to think about the Prima Nocta permutations here.

 

Trey Gowdy looks like he's going to have both of them.  Maybe at the same time.

Noce/Scott v. Gowdy Doody in a handicap match.

McCarthy self-cucks, watches & bitches on FOX the next day.

On 7/25/2024 at 10:24 AM, Red Five said:

I have to go to a family thing out of town next weekend. I'm about 90% sure the house I will be staying at has a Trump flag out front. Trying to figure out the best way to handle that.... so far my best idea is to fake that I've got covid, although with this crowd that probably wouldn't work as intended.

I know, I know, get new family....

I'm sure everyone is waiting with bated breath for an update here. No flag flying. It was hanging up in the garage. 

I was however treated to a theory that George Soros worked with the secret service to get Trump assassinated. 

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5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Going back to the whole consecutive eagles thing, why are we supposed to be impressed or even care about a presidential candidate’s ability to play golf?  It’s not something that is required to do the job and in fact has been used in the past to call out presidents as being lazy on the job. It’s just so weird. 

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Going back to the whole consecutive eagles thing, why are we supposed to be impressed or even care about a presidential candidate’s ability to play golf?  It’s not something that is required to do the job and in fact has been used in the past to call out presidents as being lazy on the job. It’s just so weird. 

Pitching in for eagle on back to back holes from 140 yards out is like "Trump played basketball the other day and kept dunking from half court." 

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19 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Going back to the whole consecutive eagles thing, why are we supposed to be impressed or even care about a presidential candidate’s ability to play golf?  It’s not something that is required to do the job and in fact has been used in the past to call out presidents as being lazy on the job. It’s just so weird. 

It’s like Kim Jung Un hitting a hole in one on every hole and never getting sick.  It’s dictator worship shit. 

Plus, does anyone think he could keep quiet about it, and only the guys in his group, who conveniently talk to Laura loomer, would be mentioning it?

 

eta: if I did that, I’d tell everyone I saw for weeks. And I’d know nobody would believe me. 

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On 8/3/2024 at 12:54 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

Yeah, I went back and looked all that up right after the debate where Trump and Biden argued about golf skills. Pretty sure I posted in this thread or maybe one of the Trump threads. Trump was 62nd one year and around the same the next year. They were using the Stableford scoring system so I didn't know what his stroke average was -- 89.3 is much worse than I expected.

On 8/3/2024 at 11:36 AM, Red Five said:

I’m sorry, he pitched in for eagle, from 140 + yards, on consecutive holes? Is that what we’re told to believe?

That's Kim Jong Il-level propaganda there. I remember those times when Dear Leader played a round of golf and made 18 hole-in-ones.

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Yeah, I went back and looked all that up right after the debate where Trump and Biden argued about golf skills. Pretty sure I posted in this thread or maybe one of the Trump threads. Trump was 62nd one year and around the same the next year. They were using the Stableford scoring system so I didn't know what his stroke average was -- 89.3 is much worse than I expected.

As a golfer, Trump ranks somewhere in the range “between Cheech Marin and Dan Quayle.”

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Let me be the first to say that Jenna Ellis did not kill herself

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In Vancouver over the weekend... Canadian senior citizen wanted to ask me about the GOP. 

He said he'd lived in Germany in the 60s, and thought that it was unfair to call the MAGA folks 'Nazis'. 

"Germans are organized and efficient. Your so-called Nazis can't find their ass with both hands and a flashlight".

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous
But it sure beats Riker's

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous
But it sure beats Riker's

Needs a verse with Herman Cain.  

57 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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Sidney Powell has that "I'll be in the shadows watching over my young flock to make sure they make right kind of choices" kind of maternal vibe.  If your mother is Andrea Yates. 

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

some of y'all might recognize Kyle Clark, just the local NBC anchor here in Denver who is kind of awesome at calling bullshit on politicians (he's been fun to watch confronting Boebert 😄).

anyways... thought y'all would like this lol

 

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4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 


very fitting back to back posts about smelling farts and Jenna Ellis. 
 

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Listening to that pathetic bunch of incels going on about Taylor Swift..that’s amazing. They don’t sound like 13 yr olds, that’s an insult to 8th graders.
The entire movement is weird, stupid losers. That’s it. That’s the whole thing.

55 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

 

 

This brand of mic’d up stupidity and ignorance is a big problem. I don’t know who the Ross guy is or how big his audience is but he’s just spreading brain worms.

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

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Both people in the background of that photo seem like they have bad plans for her. 

44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Listening to that pathetic bunch of incels going on about Taylor Swift..that’s amazing. They don’t sound like 13 yr olds, that’s an insult to 8th graders.
The entire movement is weird, stupid losers. That’s it. That’s the whole thing.

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

No shots fired at Beyonce during that rant?  I'm disappointed.  I guess they're keeping that one in their back pocket for September/October in the event that women stop hating them enough.

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3 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Needs a verse with Herman Cain.  

Herman was a dipshit who listened to some quacks
Chugged a tube of horse paste cause he wouldn't get the vax
Uncle tom'd his way to a rally in Oklahoma
Now he pushing daisies on account of the corona

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The nation’s collective yawn to this stunning piece of reporting proves that the boiling pot of water has finally killed us frogs:

 

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12 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

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19 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

It's been years since I visited the comic book shop. I should go see how those guys are doing.

What a terrible day for the right. Kamala picks the people's choice for VP, Trump shits his pants on Truth, Elon sues companies who don't want to advertise with Nazis, and Imane Khelif wins her boxing match and now goes for the gold. Eat a dick you fucking shitbags. 

Forgot to add, the stock market rebounded from the "Kamala Crash" where they would hoping it would keep falling. 

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Season 1 Lol GIF by NBC
 

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5 hours ago, mdmost said:

What a terrible day for the right. Kamala picks the people's choice for VP, Trump shits his pants on Truth, Elon sues companies who don't want to advertise with Nazis, and Imane Khelif wins her boxing match and now goes for the gold. Eat a dick you fucking shitbags. 

Forgot to add, the stock market rebounded from the "Kamala Crash" where they would hoping it would keep falling. 

What we need to cap it off is another video from Randy Quaid, reminiscent of this 2020 hit

 

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