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#31601
6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Kris Kristofferson will set his ass straight. 

Captain Kristofferson

 

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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#31602
6 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

JHC- has John Rich ever heard a Johnny Cash song?

“Wokeness Killed Country Music” – John Rich Says Johnny Cash & Waylon Jennings Wouldn’t Be Allowed To Exist Todayhttps://t.co/jbfo0u68Gshttps://t.co/jbfo0u68Gs

 

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#31603
19 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

A+ MAGA trolling. Respect. 
 

"MAGA Life Crisis!!" The complete uncut version! The only way to get Trumpers to see the light is to get weirder than them! 🤣🤣💀#Trump #TrumpIsDone #MAGAisaCULT
"My Sweet Trump!" Singing George Harrison to the MAGA Cult 45 Folks down in Warwick Rhode Island ⚡️

 

ok, now I have a new favorite.  This guy is AWESOME.

#31604
7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lol. I just assumed it was some State Senate seat. 

Says a lot about MN Rs.  Giving Georgia a run for their money with Herschel.

#31605
7 hours ago, mdmost said:

Sweet Christ, wokeness didn't kill country music. Corporations killed country music by making everyone cookie cutter and having them do nothing but namedrop products and things that showcase the American way of life like trucks, guns, beer, etc. It's selling nostalgia. No wonder it's popular with a certain set of people who vote for MAGA candidates. 

I'm offended

 

You left out Applebees.  

#31606
On 8/13/2024 at 2:49 PM, tx 3 putt said:
Mike Lindell associate and former CO elections official Tina Peters, who was convicted yesterday, says her trial was rigged by the Deep State because she wasn’t allowed to present evidence that people in Serbia rigged our 2020 election.

enjoy prison you dumb cunt !

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#31609
12 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Not sure how many of y'all remember Royce White as a basketball player. But as a Rockets fan, I remember when we drafted him. He had serious mental health issues, played about 10 minutes in the NBA before fizzling out. 

And now all these years later, he is a Trumper candidate for Minnesota Senator. Sounds about right.

JUST IN: Royce White, a former NBA star and current devotee of ex-President Donald Trump, won the Minnesota Republican Party’s Senate primary on Tuesday. https://t.co/y9682g9Agh

 

In unrelated news, Amy Klobuchar just re-upped her DC condo lease for 6 more years.

#31611
Here is Glenn Beck just days before the 2012 election, warning that the country would be destroyed if Barack Obama was reelected: "Last call, America!" https://t.co/JOXUCTETJp

 

#31612

 

10 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

JHC- has John Rich ever heard a Johnny Cash song?

“Wokeness Killed Country Music” – John Rich Says Johnny Cash & Waylon Jennings Wouldn’t Be Allowed To Exist Todayhttps://t.co/jbfo0u68Gshttps://t.co/jbfo0u68Gs

 

 

 

#31613
11 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

 

 

Saw Johnny Rodriguez and Lucinda Williams cover this at the Cactus’ Woody Guthrie Hoot Night.
 

Searing. Pos rep.

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#31614
On 8/14/2024 at 12:13 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

JHC- has John Rich ever heard a Johnny Cash song?

“Wokeness Killed Country Music” – John Rich Says Johnny Cash & Waylon Jennings Wouldn’t Be Allowed To Exist Todayhttps://t.co/jbfo0u68Gshttps://t.co/jbfo0u68Gs

 

God I wish I was stoned.

"wishing Lord that I was stoned"

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Listened to the song; edited for accuracy

#31616
14 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

JHC- has John Rich ever heard a Johnny Cash song?

“Wokeness Killed Country Music” – John Rich Says Johnny Cash & Waylon Jennings Wouldn’t Be Allowed To Exist Todayhttps://t.co/jbfo0u68Gshttps://t.co/jbfo0u68Gs

 

 

this fucking dumb fuck has no idea what the hell he's talking about. fuck him and fuck him again 

#31617
9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

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I can’t read / I had some beers…..

I read it as Siberia. 
 

Even my drunk ass brain couldn’t fathom another random Country being blamed. 
 

I thought that surly they’re saying Siberia that’s in Russia. 
 

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#31618
13 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
Republican Senate candidate Royce White, who just won his primary: “Donald Trump could get up on stage, pull his pants down, take a shit up at the podium, and I still would never vote for you fucking Democrats again.”

 

So weird

#31619
Woman at Trump rally today in NC came from FL. She is originally from Chile, and says she is against Democrats because they want to take guns away from police officers, which makes them communists.

 

#31621
1 minute ago, Bookman said:

Did the "storm" ever happen? Or is this still the calm before the storm? 

Two weeks.

#31622
8 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Woman at Trump rally today in NC came from FL. She is originally from Chile, and says she is against Democrats because they want to take guns away from police officers, which makes them communists.

 

I wasn’t aware of this. This is a real bad idea. No way I’m voting Kamala now. 

#31623
On 8/13/2024 at 11:05 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

A+ MAGA trolling. Respect. 
 

"MAGA Life Crisis!!" The complete uncut version! The only way to get Trumpers to see the light is to get weirder than them! 🤣🤣💀#Trump #TrumpIsDone #MAGAisaCULT
"My Sweet Trump!" Singing George Harrison to the MAGA Cult 45 Folks down in Warwick Rhode Island ⚡️

 

 

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

ok, now I have a new favorite.  This guy is AWESOME.

He’s hilarious, but has seen some shit (he was dating WWE’s Chyna before she died).

https://bostonhassle.com/the-tale-of-robby-roadsteamer-part-2-the-man-behind-the-myth/

I think one of his arm tattoos is a Church of the Subgenius nod, if I’m not mistaken.

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#31624
12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Here is Glenn Beck just days before the 2012 election, warning that the country would be destroyed if Barack Obama was reelected: "Last call, America!" https://t.co/JOXUCTETJp

 

most of these hacks say the same thing every election cycle because their followers are simply sycophants successfully integrated to their cults of personality.  I remember my brother telling me how this guy was the most liberal ever and then saying it again and again for different people.  Words have no meaning, facts are whatever they want it to be.  He used to go on and on about flip-flopping on issues, yet, like most everything else, he has come to change his views on everything and always aligns with the cult leader of R.   Promotes family values one day, and supports a philandering thrice married rapist who cheats on his wife with porn actresses, creeps on young women getting dressed and grabs women by the pussy.    He has 3 daughters.  The cult had their hooks in him long before they were born.  His identity is tied to the cult. 

#31627
These are the sorts of things you say when you are completely amoral person who stands for nothing more than getting attention on TV https://t.co/jfP06IBKc9

 

#31628
11 hours ago, Nivek said:

most of these hacks say the same thing every election cycle because their followers are simply sycophants successfully integrated to their cults of personality.  I remember my brother telling me how this guy was the most liberal ever and then saying it again and again for different people.  Words have no meaning, facts are whatever they want it to be.  He used to go on and on about flip-flopping on issues, yet, like most everything else, he has come to change his views on everything and always aligns with the cult leader of R.   Promotes family values one day, and supports a philandering thrice married rapist who cheats on his wife with porn actresses, creeps on young women getting dressed and grabs women by the pussy.    He has 3 daughters.  The cult had their hooks in him long before they were born.  His identity is tied to the cult. 

It's almost like these are the dumbest people among us.

#31629
2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
These are the sorts of things you say when you are completely amoral person who stands for nothing more than getting attention on TV https://t.co/jfP06IBKc9

 

I hadn't watched cable news post 4pm in months until tonight and just tuned in to see what was happening.  I stumbled into the middle of this same "conversation" and it was fucking unbearable.  They literally just shouted over each other for the 2 minutes I watched.  It is a clown show.  

#31631
10 hours ago, TexEx15 said:
These are the sorts of things you say when you are completely amoral person who stands for nothing more than getting attention on TV https://t.co/jfP06IBKc9

 

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#31632
19 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Also a testimonial to the paucity of actual brown people at any Trump event.

"Hey, who's that dark guy"?

"Oh shit, I dunno, what's he doing here"?

"Is that that Dy Nesh character? Ohhh look, it's that Vivek guy."

#31633

This dude UNLEASHED on Barron Trump yesterday.  Too many tweets to post.

OH SNAP!A former nanny, @WonderKing82, who claims he worked for a family with a kid at Barron Trump’s school is serving the tea on Barron, Melania, and Donald Dump.He’s said that 9 year-old Barron slapped the sh*t out of a nanny and was violent and abusive to other people:…
Maybe, so here's a little tidbit. At Barron Trumps 2015 Christmas show, he didn't want his father there, so he attacked him. Everyone had to exit the auditorium to calm him down. Trump literally never showed up to school functions until 2015.... what happened in 2015??? https://t.co/rdPmW2zHaz
Lmaooooo, see I was trying, now, I got drop more tea.Ask Trump why an investigation was made into his household because Barron Trump, had an empty coke bag in his book bag while in school, and he said he got it from his uncle house....Y'all wanna keep it going, let's dance. https://t.co/bIbvNp0wYo
Well, that's how Barron got caught killing a rabbit. He recorded it and decided to show kids at school. https://t.co/dc5dOilE6T

 

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#31634
Holy shit! After being threatened by low IQ MAGA fascists, this gentleman goes off on the cowardly motherfuckers. 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

 

#31637
A Trump supporter tells CNN that God would never allow a woman president “because of what happened in the Garden of Eden”

 

#31638
6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
A Trump supporter tells CNN that God would never allow a woman president “because of what happened in the Garden of Eden”

 

I had forgotten about that.  Game over, man, game over!

#31639

Nominee for Congress in Florida.  Kinda racist:

DONALD J. TRUMP HAS MORE BLACK IN HIM THAN OBAMA AND KAMALA COMBINED!That’s why the hood loves Trump!

 

 

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#31640

I'm pretty sure Eve wasn't wholly responsible for tempting Adam.  She did get tricked by the snake (Satan) after all.

#31641
23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
A Trump supporter tells CNN that God would never allow a woman president “because of what happened in the Garden of Eden”

 

The thing that always gets me about these "Meet MAGA" segments from Klepper and the like is how many willingly sign the forms to allow their faces to be shown with their words. They either think they're crushing it, or it's a dumb American "I get to be on TV!" reflexive impulse. Also imagining what the people who don't want to be on camera must have said...

#31642
2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:
Holy shit! After being threatened by low IQ MAGA fascists, this gentleman goes off on the cowardly motherfuckers. 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

 

Haha, that's a motherfucker I could party with. 

#31644
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Same guys that think it’s cute to refer to women as ribs. 

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#31645
1 minute ago, Thrawn said:

Tom Cruise What GIF

I think it’s wives specifically, after finding and reading the text that is certainly literal and infallible:

21] And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
[22] And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
[23] And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
[24] Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

#31646
7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think it’s wives specifically, after finding and reading the text that is certainly literal and infallible:

21] And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
[22] And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
[23] And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
[24] Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

Just reading that gives me a headache. Skip it. 

9 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

Tom Cruise What GIF

Becuase God mad Eve from one of Adam's Ribs. Hence some comedian for ages ago going "I want my rib back."

#31647

If god just snapped his fingers and made Adam, why didn’t he just do that again for Eve, instead of using spare parts from the last thing he created?

Furthermore, why didn’t he just snap his fingers and create a shitload of new humans. That way we wouldn’t have evolved from a bunch of serious incest.

Things I wondered in church at like age six.

#31648
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:
A Trump supporter tells CNN that God would never allow a woman president “because of what happened in the Garden of Eden”

 

What is the actual fucking purpose of this story?  I would expect this shit on Fox News.  Let's interview a bunch of Republican (Trump) supporters and have them tell us why the Democrat (Kamala) is bad for the country. What is the purpose of that?  It is like a propaganda piece which shouldn't be on the news channels.  How is it they don't do these "stories" with people saying Trump is a fucking idiot, traitor, rapist and you would have to be a moron to vote for him?  It's not like there aren't, oh I don't know, 100 million people that feel that way in this country.  

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#31649
*instintively covers drink* https://t.co/eqtoXYKVVQ

 

#31650
1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Nominee for Congress in Florida.  Kinda racist:

DONALD J. TRUMP HAS MORE BLACK IN HIM THAN OBAMA AND KAMALA COMBINED!That’s why the hood loves Trump!

Maybe Lindsey Graham, but not Trump

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