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6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Kris Kristofferson will set his ass straight. 

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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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6 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

JHC- has John Rich ever heard a Johnny Cash song?

 

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19 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

A+ MAGA trolling. Respect. 
 

 

ok, now I have a new favorite.  This guy is AWESOME.

7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lol. I just assumed it was some State Senate seat. 

Says a lot about MN Rs.  Giving Georgia a run for their money with Herschel.

7 hours ago, mdmost said:

Sweet Christ, wokeness didn't kill country music. Corporations killed country music by making everyone cookie cutter and having them do nothing but namedrop products and things that showcase the American way of life like trucks, guns, beer, etc. It's selling nostalgia. No wonder it's popular with a certain set of people who vote for MAGA candidates. 

I'm offended

 

You left out Applebees.  

On 8/13/2024 at 2:49 PM, tx 3 putt said:

enjoy prison you dumb cunt !

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Nm.

Found the true hard evidence….

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12 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Not sure how many of y'all remember Royce White as a basketball player. But as a Rockets fan, I remember when we drafted him. He had serious mental health issues, played about 10 minutes in the NBA before fizzling out. 

And now all these years later, he is a Trumper candidate for Minnesota Senator. Sounds about right.

 

In unrelated news, Amy Klobuchar just re-upped her DC condo lease for 6 more years.

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18 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Nm.

Found the true hard evidence….

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10 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

JHC- has John Rich ever heard a Johnny Cash song?

 

 

 

11 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

 

 

Saw Johnny Rodriguez and Lucinda Williams cover this at the Cactus’ Woody Guthrie Hoot Night.
 

Searing. Pos rep.

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On 8/14/2024 at 12:13 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

JHC- has John Rich ever heard a Johnny Cash song?

 

God I wish I was stoned.

"wishing Lord that I was stoned"

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Listened to the song; edited for accuracy

14 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

JHC- has John Rich ever heard a Johnny Cash song?

 

 

this fucking dumb fuck has no idea what the hell he's talking about. fuck him and fuck him again 

9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

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I can’t read / I had some beers…..

I read it as Siberia. 
 

Even my drunk ass brain couldn’t fathom another random Country being blamed. 
 

I thought that surly they’re saying Siberia that’s in Russia. 
 

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Did the "storm" ever happen? Or is this still the calm before the storm? 

1 minute ago, Bookman said:

Did the "storm" ever happen? Or is this still the calm before the storm? 

Two weeks.

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I wasn’t aware of this. This is a real bad idea. No way I’m voting Kamala now. 

On 8/13/2024 at 11:05 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

A+ MAGA trolling. Respect. 
 

 

 

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

ok, now I have a new favorite.  This guy is AWESOME.

He’s hilarious, but has seen some shit (he was dating WWE’s Chyna before she died).

https://bostonhassle.com/the-tale-of-robby-roadsteamer-part-2-the-man-behind-the-myth/

I think one of his arm tattoos is a Church of the Subgenius nod, if I’m not mistaken.

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12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

most of these hacks say the same thing every election cycle because their followers are simply sycophants successfully integrated to their cults of personality.  I remember my brother telling me how this guy was the most liberal ever and then saying it again and again for different people.  Words have no meaning, facts are whatever they want it to be.  He used to go on and on about flip-flopping on issues, yet, like most everything else, he has come to change his views on everything and always aligns with the cult leader of R.   Promotes family values one day, and supports a philandering thrice married rapist who cheats on his wife with porn actresses, creeps on young women getting dressed and grabs women by the pussy.    He has 3 daughters.  The cult had their hooks in him long before they were born.  His identity is tied to the cult. 

11 hours ago, Nivek said:

most of these hacks say the same thing every election cycle because their followers are simply sycophants successfully integrated to their cults of personality.  I remember my brother telling me how this guy was the most liberal ever and then saying it again and again for different people.  Words have no meaning, facts are whatever they want it to be.  He used to go on and on about flip-flopping on issues, yet, like most everything else, he has come to change his views on everything and always aligns with the cult leader of R.   Promotes family values one day, and supports a philandering thrice married rapist who cheats on his wife with porn actresses, creeps on young women getting dressed and grabs women by the pussy.    He has 3 daughters.  The cult had their hooks in him long before they were born.  His identity is tied to the cult. 

It's almost like these are the dumbest people among us.

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I hadn't watched cable news post 4pm in months until tonight and just tuned in to see what was happening.  I stumbled into the middle of this same "conversation" and it was fucking unbearable.  They literally just shouted over each other for the 2 minutes I watched.  It is a clown show.  

She’s still tongue tied after seeing Hunter’s cock. 

19 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Also a testimonial to the paucity of actual brown people at any Trump event.

"Hey, who's that dark guy"?

"Oh shit, I dunno, what's he doing here"?

"Is that that Dy Nesh character? Ohhh look, it's that Vivek guy."

This dude UNLEASHED on Barron Trump yesterday.  Too many tweets to post.

 

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6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I had forgotten about that.  Game over, man, game over!

Nominee for Congress in Florida.  Kinda racist:

 

 

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I'm pretty sure Eve wasn't wholly responsible for tempting Adam.  She did get tricked by the snake (Satan) after all.

23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

The thing that always gets me about these "Meet MAGA" segments from Klepper and the like is how many willingly sign the forms to allow their faces to be shown with their words. They either think they're crushing it, or it's a dumb American "I get to be on TV!" reflexive impulse. Also imagining what the people who don't want to be on camera must have said...

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Haha, that's a motherfucker I could party with. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Same guys that think it’s cute to refer to women as ribs. 

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1 minute ago, Thrawn said:

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I think it’s wives specifically, after finding and reading the text that is certainly literal and infallible:

21] And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
[22] And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
[23] And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
[24] Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think it’s wives specifically, after finding and reading the text that is certainly literal and infallible:

21] And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
[22] And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
[23] And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
[24] Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

Just reading that gives me a headache. Skip it. 

9 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

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Becuase God mad Eve from one of Adam's Ribs. Hence some comedian for ages ago going "I want my rib back."

If god just snapped his fingers and made Adam, why didn’t he just do that again for Eve, instead of using spare parts from the last thing he created?

Furthermore, why didn’t he just snap his fingers and create a shitload of new humans. That way we wouldn’t have evolved from a bunch of serious incest.

Things I wondered in church at like age six.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

What is the actual fucking purpose of this story?  I would expect this shit on Fox News.  Let's interview a bunch of Republican (Trump) supporters and have them tell us why the Democrat (Kamala) is bad for the country. What is the purpose of that?  It is like a propaganda piece which shouldn't be on the news channels.  How is it they don't do these "stories" with people saying Trump is a fucking idiot, traitor, rapist and you would have to be a moron to vote for him?  It's not like there aren't, oh I don't know, 100 million people that feel that way in this country.  

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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Nominee for Congress in Florida.  Kinda racist:

Maybe Lindsey Graham, but not Trump

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