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WTF. What is the reasoning here

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

had to google who the fuck this is and noticed he has 6 kids. seems he should have better things to do.

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

had to google who the fuck this is and noticed he has 6 kids. seems he should have better things to do.

Post birth abortion?

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14 minutes ago, bluto said:

Goes in education thread too

 

 

Every time my kid's English teacher emails the form regarding upcoming content I approve it, tell the teacher I trust them to do their job as a respected professional, and apologize that they have to waste their time dealing with that form because of our stupid State. 

I can't imagine having to check that I don't have an issue with my child learning integers. Holy shit. 

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4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Moms 4 Liberty had a bad night too. 

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Klanned Karenhood is the best one. 

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3 hours ago, G650 said:

WTF. What is the reasoning here

Integers lead to talk about sex. I don't want my kid coming home and asking me what number comes between 68 and 70. And what happens when he learns what 58008 spells upside down on a calculator? It's a slippery slope from numbers to sexual perversions. Math is the devil's work.

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Klanned Karenhood is the best one. 

Minivan Taliban is right behind it though.

3 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Math is the devil's work.

I do agree here.

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

By the same logic, if you wreck the truck, would it be considered a post birth abortion?  

5 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Integers lead to talk about sex. I don't want my kid coming home and asking me what number comes between 68 and 70. And what happens when he learns what 58008 spells upside down on a calculator? It's a slippery slope from numbers to sexual perversions. Math is the devil's work.

meh, they can keep integers

me digits'll do the hard work

20 hours ago, bluto said:

 

 

This isn't that hard to figure out. Is it dumb? Yes, it's dumb. It was probably easier to ask parents to approve all subject material rather than wrangle in the legislature over what specific subjects need parental approval.

Or possibly this is some asshole administrator's clever way of protesting or of screwing with everyone with the implementation, in which case, props to that guy.

20 hours ago, bluto said:

 

Rational numbers?  Cool.  Irrational numbers????  Fuck that - 

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(I'll show myself out now ...)

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Looooooks Matter!

Says this guy

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If his lips were vertical, I'd need to put a NSFW spoiler on this.

Are there so few indigenous trolls on this board that you felt the need to import them? 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Are there so few indigenous trolls on this board that you felt the need to import them? 

This is a thread about trolls.

They really think their base is beyond stupid. They are right; otherwise, they wouldn't utter complete bullshit.

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8 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

There just is no bottom when it comes to these soulless ghouls.
 

 

 

Holy shit. What a piece of fucking shit she is

Talk about a cunt...

This is nothing new for the right. They've been doing this since Rush Limbaugh was making dog jokes about Chelsea Clinton. It's part of why I'm happy that son of a bitch assumed room temperature. 

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I turned to my wife last night and told her they were going to attack him....never any doubt in my mind

On 8/21/2024 at 11:28 AM, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

I am grateful. Both of his candidates lost in my county on Tuesday and we are ground zero for the M4L bunch.

Time for him to move along.

 

 

There just is no bottom when it comes to these soulless ghouls.
 
 
 

Whatever this is appears to be gone.
7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Surely someone here knows graham. He lives in FW

 

These people understand that no one is forcing a single person to vote for her in November, right? Democracy is still intact. If you're so aggrieved by the her "skipping steps" in the nomination process, don't vote for her. 

These folks don’t understand the Dem primary process. Also - everyone that was mentioned stepped aside, so she basically ran unopposed for the spot.

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So 10-15ish more years?

Pretty crazy how they created a graphic that looks like a weird mashup of Africa and India.  

7 hours ago, Pancho said:

Hope they sue the fuck out of him

 

The guy who resigned from Breitbart after condoning pedophilia knows something no one else does? 

Didn't know about her involvement but this is a bit interesting...

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It really does seem like Tim Walz calling them weird caused the fever to break for some of them.

23 hours ago, crash_davis said:

They really think their base is beyond stupid. They are right; otherwise, they wouldn't utter complete bullshit.

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Duh. If the Dems would just stop requiring the wealthy and corporations to pay taxes, the vast majority of those savings will find themselves in the pocket of the workers. Reagan called for this in 1980 but Dems just keep standing in the way of the working class from getting ahead. When are Dem voters going to learn to just trust CEOs and billionaires.

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14 minutes ago, speed817 said:

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You just know that his first tattoo was the full arm sleeve. He also drives a F250 and backs into compact spaces at Kroger.

3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

You just know that his first tattoo was the full arm sleeve. He also drives a F250 and backs into compact spaces at Kroger.

That dude can't afford an F250 unless it's from 2010

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That dude can't afford an F250 unless it's from 2010

It's financed for 84 months at 11.9% APR. He uses it to haul his laptop back and forth from his house in Katy to his office in the woodlands. 

2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

It's financed for 84 months at 11.9% APR. He uses it to haul his laptop back and forth from his house in Katy to his office in the woodlands. 

Only 11.9%? You're really giving him the benefit of the doubt that his credit score is at least in the low  600s.

I'm also fairly confident that he's at a Hooters, but looks to have a female date with him. While I'm not surprised that he's a regular at Hooters, I would have guessed he would be dining alone while thinking his favorite 19-year old waitress loves him.

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27 minutes ago, speed817 said:

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This dipshit peaked in high school.

29 minutes ago, speed817 said:

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On weekends, he does stunts for Hulk Hogan in gay movies.

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

This dipshit never graduated high school.

fixed

30 minutes ago, speed817 said:

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He looks like a fat maga version of comic accurate wovlerine from the new Deadpool movie. or Dorf. Something is way wrong with those proportions to me for some reason. 

 

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