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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

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    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#31902
Fmr Fox & Newsmax host Eric Bolling w/an epic rant today: “We’re losing the race! We’re losing the presidency..The enthusiasm level on the Left is overwhelming..They’re trying to say Democrats are the patriots! They’re wearing camo hats with Harris’ name on it! Camo-that’s ours!”

 

#31903
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:
Fmr Fox & Newsmax host Eric Bolling w/an epic rant today: “We’re losing the race! We’re losing the presidency..The enthusiasm level on the Left is overwhelming..They’re trying to say Democrats are the patriots! They’re wearing camo hats with Harris’ name on it! Camo-that’s ours!”

 

This was the basis of their whole platform. Wave the flag and wear camo. They got over 60M people to vote just on that alone.

What a country.

#31904
44 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

This was the basis of their whole platform. Wave the flag and wear camo. They got over 60M people to vote just on that alone.

What a country.

Republicans that are honest with themselves would agree that they would rather spend time with Kamala and Tim. Who would want to spend time with Trump and Vance outside of the fact that you might take home some incredible stories.

#31905
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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Of all the weird and crazy bullshit being said lately the attacks on his son are fucking nuts. This really pisses me off

#31906
5 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Of all the weird and crazy bullshit being said lately the attacks on his son are fucking nuts. This really pisses me off

This piece of shit set the precedence for attacking people.

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#31907

 

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Why would you help the democrats keep control and boost us further down this aggressive path toward socialism and wokeism. How can you possibly call yourself a conservative~@JayWeber3 https://t.co/kwnSqyA8Zb

They have a nice little ratio going.

Apology 1

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Apology 2

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How about you sit the next few plays out?

 

#31910
5 hours ago, Chopper said:

Didn't know about her involvement but this is a bit interesting...

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She did an AMA on Reddit. 400 questions were asked of her, all about Sandy Hook,  and she didn't reply a single time.  She also went on a wrestling board looking for kickstarter money, and was dragged in a similar fashion.  

 

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Let’s see, he was wearing a star-spangled cowboy hat, a red t-shirt, jorts, and gold hightop sneakers.

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No, he’s not retarded. He’s just an asshole.
#31914
4 hours ago, speed817 said:

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If I was invited to a group lunch somewhere and one of the guys was dressed like this, I'm sitting somewhere else if not leaving. At a minimum the hat and shoes gotta go. The shirt is horrific but I could ignore that. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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still dead

#31915
4 hours ago, speed817 said:

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3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I'm also fairly confident that he's at a Hooters, but looks to have a female date with him. While I'm not surprised that he's a regular at Hooters, I would have guessed he would be dining alone while thinking his favorite 19-year old waitress loves him.

Only one drink on the table. Along with the rest of the getup, I'm going to say that's his purse.

#31916
4 hours ago, speed817 said:

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I was looking at that picture and shaking my head. Then I scrolled down and saw the shoes. 

 

 

4 hours ago, Goredho said:

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Funniest thing about that gag is the shirt he's wearing. 

 

 

#31917
On 8/22/2024 at 11:15 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

There just is no bottom when it comes to these soulless ghouls.
 

 

 

I think Milo may be a bottom.

#31920
5 hours ago, speed817 said:

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5 hours ago, speed817 said:

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Saw this picture on one of my Facebook groups, they said this was at Lupe’s restaurant in New Braunfels which would fit in with the rest of maga shitheads living there

 

5 hours ago, speed817 said:

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#31922
1 hour ago, TexPx said:

We need more Alphas!
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While we’re at it, might as well step into the wayback machine and have some fun.

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Frank Zappa roasted Jim on ‘88 tour with a reworking of some Beatles tunes with new lyrics. Warning: Extremely NSFW. It’s pretty lowbrow but considering the subject matter I think it’s fitting. Happy Friday.

 

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I didn't leave the Republican Party.The Republican Party left me.pic.twitter.com/mNorbRZ0Pl

 

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#31924
9 hours ago, speed817 said:

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#31925
🚨BREAKING: Patrick Mahomes wife Brittany has issued a statement after many Taylor Swift fans went after her for supporting former President Donald Trump.“To be a hater as an adult, you have to have some deep-rooted issues you refuse to heal from your childhood”

 

#31927
11 hours ago, Pancho said:

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8 hours ago, Red Five said:

If you had told me to make up a fake maga name, I might have chosen Mike Crispi.

Crispi ----> Crispy?

 

7 hours ago, talley49 said:

Saw this picture on one of my Facebook groups, they said this was at Lupe’s restaurant in New Braunfels which would fit in with the rest of maga shitheads living there

I think we may have cracked the case: @NorthLoop, do you have anything to share with the classroom?

#31928
3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
🚨BREAKING: Patrick Mahomes wife Brittany has issued a statement after many Taylor Swift fans went after her for supporting former President Donald Trump.“To be a hater as an adult, you have to have some deep-rooted issues you refuse to heal from your childhood”

 

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#31930
4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

We should be running ads in the battleground states telling MAGA that if they truly care about their children, they will move to a God-fearing state like Texas or Mississippi or Tennessee.

#31931
4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

They’re moving to a red state so this is great for keeping Wisconsin blue. 

#31932
On 8/22/2024 at 1:45 PM, aggie08 said:

These people understand that no one is forcing a single person to vote for her in November, right? Democracy is still intact. If you're so aggrieved by the her "skipping steps" in the nomination process, don't vote for her. 

donald trump is the only person to never serve in the military or hold office to be elected potus, so wtf are they even whining about?

#31934
 

What if your “deep-rooted issue” is “I’ve always hated total fucking cunts?” I’m guessing that sort of belief wouldn’t be compatible with putting up with her hateful idiocy either.
 

What if your “deep-rooted issue” is “I’ve always hated total fucking cunts?” I’m guessing that sort of belief wouldn’t be compatible with putting up with her hateful idiocy either.
#31936
15 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

 

Only one drink on the table. Along with the rest of the getup, I'm going to say that's his purse.

This is the kind of discriminatory bullshit the man satchel industry has faced for decades. It's 2024 people! Let the man drink his carafe of lemon drops in peace. 

#31938
16 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

 

Only one drink on the table. Along with the rest of the getup, I'm going to say that's his purse.

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#31940

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Fuck, would have the diaper smell behind Dotard; I’ll just walk

#31942
53 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Welp. No clue how that happened. Apologies. 

Did you notice her profession? 😀

#31943
31 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

pick your airline seat…
 

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Duh, #3 obviously. 

I had to think about row 9, though.  Headlines would either read, "Bullneck arrested on a flight after groping a female passenger" or "Boebert doing her handjob thing again!"  Depends on the BAC, I guess.

#31944
3 had the best stories, but 9 likely comes with a handy. 

100%. Go for the airplane handy under a blanket seat every time.
#31947
19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


100%. Go for the airplane handy under a blanket seat every time.

Nobody gets blankets in coach anymore.

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