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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#31952
34 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I'm sitting in 9 and it's gonna get freaky.

This is the only call. Once we hit 10K, let the wheelbarrow races start. 

#31953
21 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Um yeah 9 and it's not even close.

Tell them you’ll donate to both campaigns if they get down with each other. 

#31955
4 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Tell them you’ll donate to both campaigns if they get down with each other. 

You know that phrase "I just threw up a bit in my mouth"?

Yeah, that.

#31956
9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

We should be running ads in the battleground states telling MAGA that if they truly care about their children, they will move to a God-fearing state like Texas Oklahoma or Mississippi or Tennessee.

FIFY, goddamn man don't manifest that shit we got enough problems.

#31958
4 minutes ago, miguelito said:

NTTAWWT, but seat 10 might also come with a handjob.

Probably.  But so could 1 and 6.

#31961
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So the devil can’t exist even in a made-up scenario?

He’s never “existed” anywhere else. He’s a symbol. An idea. Not an entity in corporeal form. But if you prefer, I’d choose to sit next to the stranger in a devil costume. He might be a man of wealth and taste if we want to concern ourselves with the details. 

#31963
34 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He’s never “existed” anywhere else. He’s a symbol. An idea. Not an entity in corporeal form. But if you prefer, I’d choose to sit next to the stranger in a devil costume. He might be a man of wealth and taste if we want to concern ourselves with the details. 

Neither has iron man but we can pretend for 95 minutes while the movie is running, no?

#31964
34 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He’s never “existed” anywhere else. He’s a symbol. An idea. Not an entity in corporeal form. But if you prefer, I’d choose to sit next to the stranger in a devil costume. He might be a man of wealth and taste if we want to concern ourselves with the details. 

He also might have killed the czar and his ministers

#31966
18 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

Crispi ----> Crispy?

 

I think we may have cracked the case: @NorthLoop, do you have anything to share with the classroom?

Lupes is a shit restaurant in the giant strip mall shit part of NB. Not surpising that douche would be there. However this place has a ton of crazy MAGA. 

#31971

Leg room all the way. 

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#31974
Rep. Dan Crenshaw: "The Trump administration is more moderate and more in line with what more people want."James Carville: "Vladimir Putin. Ok, he's moderate. He wants to pull out of NATO, that's really moderate. Project 2025."Bill Maher: "It's a little odd... that the…

 

#31975
9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Rep. Dan Crenshaw: "The Trump administration is more moderate and more in line with what more people want."James Carville: "Vladimir Putin. Ok, he's moderate. He wants to pull out of NATO, that's really moderate. Project 2025."Bill Maher: "It's a little odd... that the…

 

Crenshaw looks like he wants to crawl into a hole.  Back into a hole.  Under a rock. Whatever.

Maher finally says something worth listening to.

#31977

I want to plaster this on the wall of every account on Twitter that has MAGA in its description. Holy shit. 
 

I didn't leave the Republican Party.The Republican Party left me.pic.twitter.com/mNorbRZ0Pl

 

 

#31978
4 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

On that table I’m doing number 3.  The devil is bound to have some stories😜.

Agreed. And he can play the hell out of a fiddle (even if he ain't the best there's ever been) 

#31979
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Rep. Dan Crenshaw: "The Trump administration is more moderate and more in line with what more people want."James Carville: "Vladimir Putin. Ok, he's moderate. He wants to pull out of NATO, that's really moderate. Project 2025."Bill Maher: "It's a little odd... that the…

 

A rare Maher W

#31982
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I want to plaster this on the wall of every account on Twitter that has MAGA in its description. Holy shit. 
 

I didn't leave the Republican Party.The Republican Party left me.pic.twitter.com/mNorbRZ0Pl

 

 

Whoops, but, but that would be like the dog catching the car, like you did with abortion.  Go ahead, fuck around, find out.  

#31983

 

The Michigan GOP is going through some things https://t.co/a2PQQFPocW

 

The most recent former MI Republican State Party Chair removed from the floor by police at the state party convention today. Republican unity. https://t.co/32KzEus1A2

 

 

Another person at the Michigan Republican Party convention was just forcibly thrown out by police.

 

 

 

They've now voted to remove Colorado GOP Vice Chairwoman Hope Scheppelman. 176.33-9 #copolitics

 

 

“I have given blood, sweat and tears to the Republican party and to watch what is happening today just breaks my heart,” said Phil Townsend, former Yuma County Republican Party precinct committeeman. https://t.co/AkTEuwAOn4

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#31984

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I'm shocked that the Michigan GOP is throwing out Trump Republicans in favor of Bush-era Republicans.

Guess some state GOPs are getting tired of losing within the state.

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#31985
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I'm shocked that the Michigan GOP is throwing out Trump Republicans in favor of Bush-era Republicans.
Guess some state GOPs are getting tired of losing within the state.

Fuck em. They were happy to ride with the outlaw as long as they thought it would win them elections.

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Fuck them all to hell. Republicans deserve a generation of pain, suffering, and complete irrelevance. They were willing to kill our republic for a win or two. No forgiveness. Ever.
#31989
On 8/23/2024 at 7:53 PM, tx 3 putt said:
🚨BREAKING: Patrick Mahomes wife Brittany has issued a statement after many Taylor Swift fans went after her for supporting former President Donald Trump.“To be a hater as an adult, you have to have some deep-rooted issues you refuse to heal from your childhood”

 

She's pure lubbokian trash.

#31990
On 8/23/2024 at 7:53 PM, tx 3 putt said:
🚨BREAKING: Patrick Mahomes wife Brittany has issued a statement after many Taylor Swift fans went after her for supporting former President Donald Trump.“To be a hater as an adult, you have to have some deep-rooted issues you refuse to heal from your childhood”

 

Belongs in the stupid athletes thread

#31992
10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Crenshaw looks like he wants to crawl into a hole.  Back into a hole.  Under a rock. Whatever.

Maher finally says something worth listening to.

He looks like number 2.

9 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Agreed. And he can play the hell out of a fiddle (even if he ain't the best there's ever been) 

His solo was the better of the two.

#31996
17 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

She would vote for someone who would make marriages like hers illegal?

It's infuriating how many people don't realize it's been less than 60 years since Loving v. Virginia.   And even more infuriating that they don't realize that a significanct part of the party they support would be Ok with bringing back those laws.

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#31997
1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:


That’s one way to get 100% of his money instead of 50%.

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I think 100% of his money gets deported with him- and his future earnings take a decent haircut. 

#31998

Took the granddaughter to NY State Fair yesterday and was pretty surprised not to be inundated with Trumpanzee paraphernalia, saw one vendor with trump flags, another person with a trump hat & I love global warning shirt, a J6 was an inside shirt and 1 Kennedy 2024 shirt. 

#31999
On 8/24/2024 at 10:04 AM, miguelito said:

NTTAWWT, but seat 10 might also come with a handjob.

seat 9 comes with 2 hand jobs from the side and a reach around from behind you or someone is playing with your butt

 

#32000
1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Took the granddaughter to NY State Fair yesterday and was pretty surprised not to be inundated with Trumpanzee paraphernalia, saw one vendor with trump flags, another person with a trump hat & I love global warning shirt, a J6 was an inside shirt and 1 Kennedy 2024 shirt. 

Sounds fairly inundated to me. 

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