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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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34 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I'm sitting in 9 and it's gonna get freaky.

This is the only call. Once we hit 10K, let the wheelbarrow races start. 

21 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Um yeah 9 and it's not even close.

Tell them you’ll donate to both campaigns if they get down with each other. 

Do we want to sit next to Satan, Trump, Ted Cruz, etc., or this. Who is known for getting slutty on the first date. Hmmm. Tough call.

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4 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Tell them you’ll donate to both campaigns if they get down with each other. 

You know that phrase "I just threw up a bit in my mouth"?

Yeah, that.

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

We should be running ads in the battleground states telling MAGA that if they truly care about their children, they will move to a God-fearing state like Texas Oklahoma or Mississippi or Tennessee.

FIFY, goddamn man don't manifest that shit we got enough problems.

NTTAWWT, but seat 10 might also come with a handjob.

4 minutes ago, miguelito said:

NTTAWWT, but seat 10 might also come with a handjob.

Probably.  But so could 1 and 6.

Seat 3. That way I won’t have anyone sitting next to me. 

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Seat 3. That way I won’t have anyone sitting next to me. 

So the devil can’t exist even in a made-up scenario?

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So the devil can’t exist even in a made-up scenario?

He’s never “existed” anywhere else. He’s a symbol. An idea. Not an entity in corporeal form. But if you prefer, I’d choose to sit next to the stranger in a devil costume. He might be a man of wealth and taste if we want to concern ourselves with the details. 

34 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He’s never “existed” anywhere else. He’s a symbol. An idea. Not an entity in corporeal form. But if you prefer, I’d choose to sit next to the stranger in a devil costume. He might be a man of wealth and taste if we want to concern ourselves with the details. 

Neither has iron man but we can pretend for 95 minutes while the movie is running, no?

34 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He’s never “existed” anywhere else. He’s a symbol. An idea. Not an entity in corporeal form. But if you prefer, I’d choose to sit next to the stranger in a devil costume. He might be a man of wealth and taste if we want to concern ourselves with the details. 

He also might have killed the czar and his ministers

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

pick your airline seat…
 

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definitely 9. boobert can distract me while mtg cackles in my ear. I can make it work,

18 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

Crispi ----> Crispy?

 

I think we may have cracked the case: @NorthLoop, do you have anything to share with the classroom?

Lupes is a shit restaurant in the giant strip mall shit part of NB. Not surpising that douche would be there. However this place has a ton of crazy MAGA. 

On that table I’m doing number 3.  The devil is bound to have some stories😜.

Leg room all the way. 

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9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Crenshaw looks like he wants to crawl into a hole.  Back into a hole.  Under a rock. Whatever.

Maher finally says something worth listening to.

Seats 9 or 10.  The only seats I'm not worried about getting sexually assaulted if I fall asleep.

4 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

On that table I’m doing number 3.  The devil is bound to have some stories😜.

Agreed. And he can play the hell out of a fiddle (even if he ain't the best there's ever been) 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

A rare Maher W

8 minutes ago, safe sex said:

A rare Maher W

 

extremely rare 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I want to plaster this on the wall of every account on Twitter that has MAGA in its description. Holy shit. 
 

 

 

Whoops, but, but that would be like the dog catching the car, like you did with abortion.  Go ahead, fuck around, find out.  

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I'm shocked that the Michigan GOP is throwing out Trump Republicans in favor of Bush-era Republicans.

Guess some state GOPs are getting tired of losing within the state.

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I'm shocked that the Michigan GOP is throwing out Trump Republicans in favor of Bush-era Republicans.
Guess some state GOPs are getting tired of losing within the state.

Fuck em. They were happy to ride with the outlaw as long as they thought it would win them elections.

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Fuck them all to hell. Republicans deserve a generation of pain, suffering, and complete irrelevance. They were willing to kill our republic for a win or two. No forgiveness. Ever.

Fuck you, michigan republicans. Own it. You chose your cancer.

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On 8/23/2024 at 7:53 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

Belongs in the stupid athletes thread

10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Crenshaw looks like he wants to crawl into a hole.  Back into a hole.  Under a rock. Whatever.

Maher finally says something worth listening to.

He looks like number 2.

9 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Agreed. And he can play the hell out of a fiddle (even if he ain't the best there's ever been) 

His solo was the better of the two.

14 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

His solo was the better of the two.

Had the better backing band. 

So shes in favor of someone who would deport her husband?

That’s one way to get 100% of his money instead of 50%.

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17 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

She would vote for someone who would make marriages like hers illegal?

It's infuriating how many people don't realize it's been less than 60 years since Loving v. Virginia.   And even more infuriating that they don't realize that a significanct part of the party they support would be Ok with bringing back those laws.

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1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:


That’s one way to get 100% of his money instead of 50%.

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I think 100% of his money gets deported with him- and his future earnings take a decent haircut. 

Took the granddaughter to NY State Fair yesterday and was pretty surprised not to be inundated with Trumpanzee paraphernalia, saw one vendor with trump flags, another person with a trump hat & I love global warning shirt, a J6 was an inside shirt and 1 Kennedy 2024 shirt. 

On 8/24/2024 at 10:04 AM, miguelito said:

NTTAWWT, but seat 10 might also come with a handjob.

seat 9 comes with 2 hand jobs from the side and a reach around from behind you or someone is playing with your butt

 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Took the granddaughter to NY State Fair yesterday and was pretty surprised not to be inundated with Trumpanzee paraphernalia, saw one vendor with trump flags, another person with a trump hat & I love global warning shirt, a J6 was an inside shirt and 1 Kennedy 2024 shirt. 

Sounds fairly inundated to me. 

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