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God, it would be so wonderful to watch all the fucking deplorables suddenly realize that it was all a lie. "But hurr durr wait.... he said it was stolen!"

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

God, it would be so wonderful to watch all the fucking deplorables suddenly realize that it was all a lie. "But hurr durr wait.... he said it was stolen!"

Trump will say the election was stolen by the end of week, and all will be forgiven.

he says they used covid to cheat 5 seconds after saying he lost by a whisker.

20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

he says they used covid to cheat 5 seconds after saying he lost by a whisker.

Saying diametrically opposed things in the same sentence is a feature of the GOP, not a bug.

23 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Wait. I just want to be clear I understand this, Nick. You're accusing a guy whose been indicted, convicted, and paid out millions multiple times in fraud cases of orchestrating a "Big Ripoff"? 

Out of the blue. Just like that. You're going accuse a convicted felon, with lots of evidence whatsoever of trying to pull a fast with zero concern for his supporters.

I...just... It just doesn't make any sense.

There must be another explanation.

6 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Not the dumbest person I have ever seen on the internet, however this is definitely an example of the common Qcumber stupidity.
 
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19C9dWLJzt/?mibextid=D5vuiz
 

I think the dumbest person on the internet is me, because I clicked that link and likely fucked up my arguments to the FB algorithm for what the fuck I want to see on Facebook.

To the surprise of nobody here...

 

Pool already running scared..

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I read baseball crank was getting paid $50 per article which is fucking hilarious. 

6 minutes ago, pacman said:

To the surprise of nobody here...

 

Pool already running scared..

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Dumb shit doesn't realize that it's somehow worse if he really was an innocent "victim" in this. His content was already so pro-Klemlin that it didn't require oversight or influence, just distribution.

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Dumb shit doesn't realize that it's somehow worse if he really was an innocent "victim" in this. His content was already so pro-Klemlin that it didn't require oversight or influence, just distribution.

Fucking.  Seriously.

"Russia didn't encourage me to create insanely pro-Russian propaganda.  Instead, I created propaganda that was ALREADY so insanely pro-Russian that they paid me to KEEP DOING WHAT I WAS DOING."

Super strong vindication there, Tim.  You fucking anti-American stooge.

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Funniest part is Tim invested much of that Russian money in overpriced DJT stock…truly a cautionary tale for the ages

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Brigitte Gabriel, or whatever that twat's name is, has to be a part of this too.

Guys, Russia paying right wing influencers to influence right wingers is just free market capitalism at work.

2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

So when do we get to the "Death" part of the Death Cult? Covid did its best, but fell short. 

 

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Hopefully we get a huge spike in FlavorAide sales in early November.  

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lulz 

 

22 hours ago, pacman said:

To the surprise of nobody here...

 

Pool already running scared..

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CIVIL WAR! 

5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

So when do we get to the "Death" part of the Death Cult? Covid did its best, but fell short. 

 

 

At a minimum, thousands of Qcumber voters were removed from the voting rolls due to their own insistence that "It's just the flu or a cold".

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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I heard an interview yesterday on NPR with supposed US citizens / Hispanics who can vote but didn't speak English.  The guy said "I like his economy & don't know anything about Kamala.  I will vote Trump."

 

I hope he remembers that when he is stopped on a street corner while walking because he "looks illegal" & when he is yeeted into Mexico because he didn't have his papers readily available.

1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

I heard an interview yesterday on NPR with supposed US citizens / Hispanics who can vote but didn't speak English.  The guy said "I like his economy & don't know anything about Kamala.  I will vote Trump."

 

I hope he remembers that when he is stopped on a street corner while walking because he "looks illegal" & when he is yeeted into Mexico because he didn't have his papers readily available.

 

taken straight to the border 

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the dumbest fucking people alive ….

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest fucking people alive ….

 

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The candidacy of Mark Robinson in North Carolina continues to be epically bad.  It turns out he stiffed the girl scouts for three thousand dollars worth of girl scout cookies.  I mean, how craven do you have to be to screw the girl scouts ---- THE GIRL SCOUTS ---- out of money? That's the lowest of the low right there. And who buys three thousand dollars worth of cookies anyway?

Also, this article contains two of the best quotes I've read in a long time:

And I don’t trust anybody that doesn’t like good old American porn,” Money said. “He should be judged on everything else, but he should not be judged for this.”

While Robinson has demanded that books containing LGBTQ references be banned, Money said Robinson had a different take years ago: “I know he might have problems with gay people, but I don’t think he has problems with lesbians,” Money said.


https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/09/porn-addicted-trump-candidate-also-stiffed-girl-scouts-for-3000-worth-of-cookies.html






 

9 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

And who buys three thousand dollars worth of cookies anyway?

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as a fellow lard ass,  I kid. 

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1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

The candidacy of Mark Robinson in North Carolina continues to be epically bad.  It turns out he stiffed the girl scouts for three thousand dollars worth of girl scout cookies.  I mean, how craven do you have to be to screw the girl scouts ---- THE GIRL SCOUTS ---- out of money? That's the lowest of the low right there. And who buys three thousand dollars worth of cookies anyway?

Also, this article contains two of the best quotes I've read in a long time:

And I don’t trust anybody that doesn’t like good old American porn,” Money said. “He should be judged on everything else, but he should not be judged for this.”

While Robinson has demanded that books containing LGBTQ references be banned, Money said Robinson had a different take years ago: “I know he might have problems with gay people, but I don’t think he has problems with lesbians,” Money said.


https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/09/porn-addicted-trump-candidate-also-stiffed-girl-scouts-for-3000-worth-of-cookies.html






 

That's the same guy that bagged on Simone Biles.

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

The candidacy of Mark Robinson in North Carolina continues to be epically bad.  It turns out he stiffed the girl scouts for three thousand dollars worth of girl scout cookies.  I mean, how craven do you have to be to screw the girl scouts ---- THE GIRL SCOUTS ---- out of money? That's the lowest of the low right there. And who buys three thousand dollars worth of cookies anyway?

Also, this article contains two of the best quotes I've read in a long time:

And I don’t trust anybody that doesn’t like good old American porn,” Money said. “He should be judged on everything else, but he should not be judged for this.”

While Robinson has demanded that books containing LGBTQ references be banned, Money said Robinson had a different take years ago: “I know he might have problems with gay people, but I don’t think he has problems with lesbians,” Money said.


https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/09/porn-addicted-trump-candidate-also-stiffed-girl-scouts-for-3000-worth-of-cookies.html






 

Between Roe, expected increase in black voter turnout due to Kamala, and this idiot, I have a feeling NC may go blue. It was close last time to the tune of 74,483 votes.

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

The candidacy of Mark Robinson in North Carolina continues to be epically bad.  It turns out he stiffed the girl scouts for three thousand dollars worth of girl scout cookies.  I mean, how craven do you have to be to screw the girl scouts ---- THE GIRL SCOUTS ---- out of money? That's the lowest of the low right there. And who buys three thousand dollars worth of cookies anyway?








 

 

Tell me you've never had a daughter in girl scouts without having a daughter in girl scouts. 

As a seller, you pick up your cookies, sell them, and then turn in the money. Given that a box is now 5 bucks, three large is only 600 boxes, which is not an unusually large number of boxes. 

This guy either ate all the boxes himself, or they were sold and he kept the money. Or some of both. Then was a dick about it. 

Years ago, I told my daughter she had to keep track of all the money, thinking it would be a good learning experience. Instead it was a shitshow (my fault on that one), so like an adult I paid the missing shortage out of my own pocket. 

 

edit to add: DoTARd says "This guy stole three thousand from the girl scouts? Sad. I stole millions from kids with cancer, a lot of people are saying that is the lowest of the low, none lower, believe me." 

 

 

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12 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Tell me you've never had a daughter in girl scouts without having a daughter in girl scouts. 

As a seller, you pick up your cookies, sell them, and then turn in the money. Given that a box is now 5 bucks, three large is only 600 boxes, which is not an unusually large number of boxes. 

This guy either ate all the boxes himself, or they were sold and he kept the money. Or some of both. Then was a dick about it. 

Years ago, I told my daughter she had to keep track of all the money, thinking it would be a good learning experience. Instead it was a shitshow (my fault on that one), so like an adult I paid the missing shortage out of my own pocket. 

 

edit to add: DoTARd says "This guy stole three thousand from the girl scouts? Sad. I stole millions from kids with cancer, a lot of people are saying that is the lowest of the low, none lower, believe me." 

 

 


This was in 2002, when girl scout cookies cost 2.50, so this was roughly 1200 boxes.  I've never known anybody who bought 1200 boxes of girl scout cookies.

 

There is also the possibility that he (or his wife) was the "Cookie Mom or Dad" who accepts delivery of all the cookies for the entire troop, then distributes to all the individual sellers. Then has the job of collecting all the money and sending it all up to the next level. In that case, we are talking thousands and thousands of boxes. Tens of thousands of dollars. 

 

edit to add: I'm not trying to defend the guy. He is a dumbass who either deliberately stole or came up short 3K because he cant keep his shit together. Evil or Dumb or some of both. 

 

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18 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


This was in 2002, when girl scout cookies cost 2.50, so this was roughly 1200 boxes.  I've never known anybody who bought 1200 boxes of girl scout cookies.

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36 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

lol

 

World Star! World Star!

 

Remember folks, these are the people talking that civil war shit. 

 

edit to add: On a closer rewatch I see it was started by women talking shit. 

 

 

 

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34 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Butterbean has really let himself go.

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36 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Fat boy got knocked the fuck out.  

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest fucking people alive ….

 

and by dumbest fucking people I assume we're talking about the CNN anchor who, when met with a bald-faced lie, responded with "I appreciate that."

57 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

ANTIFA back at it again....

58 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Damn, white, old, and stupid…. 
What a room.

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Tell me you've never had a daughter in girl scouts without having a daughter in girl scouts. 

As a seller, you pick up your cookies, sell them, and then turn in the money. Given that a box is now 5 bucks, three large is only 600 boxes, which is not an unusually large number of boxes. 

This guy either ate all the boxes himself, or they were sold and he kept the money. Or some of both. Then was a dick about it. 

Years ago, I told my daughter she had to keep track of all the money, thinking it would be a good learning experience. Instead it was a shitshow (my fault on that one), so like an adult I paid the missing shortage out of my own pocket. 

 

edit to add: DoTARd says "This guy stole three thousand from the girl scouts? Sad. I stole millions from kids with cancer, a lot of people are saying that is the lowest of the low, none lower, believe me." 

 

 

Dumbasses' wife's check for the cookies apparently bounced.

Dumb bitch: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/woman-trump-forehead-tattoo-begging-33611511

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A bonkers Donald Trump supporter who shocked the world with a forehead tattoo of the ex-POTUS's surname is now begging for money to erase it.

Influencer Rain Monroe, 21, became internet famous when she debuted her inked devotion to The Donald, set to run in the next presidential race. But lo and behold, she's now fed up with the negative vibes thrown her way and is considering coughing up serious cash to reverse it.

Rain's Instagram has been ablaze with updates this week. One pic showed her in the UK capital – totting a "Need money for tattoo removal" sign and seeking charity from strangers while Donald's name blared on her brow for all to see.

"The hate from people has affected me," the influencer, a Brit herself, said. "I am raising money for the removal to be able to remove it. It can cost up to $5,000 (£3,814 approximately)."

Snapshots show Rain looking glum on the streets, cardboard confession in hand, and she was even videoed taking money from a small child. Her Instagram audience of 19,000 split into camps over the ink controversy.

A fervent fan exclaimed: "Don't remove it! Best tattoo ever." Another one chimed in: "Keep it! You're a legend now."

And someone else threw in their support, saying: "No removal needed." Yet, a doubter scoffed: "She just did this for clout and now she wants it removed. That's funny you can keep it girly."

Another added bluntly: "Let her live with her decision," as another quipped: "She's trying to troll everyone at this point."

Rain wasn't done causing a stir, taking her questions to the streets in her latest video as she asked random people: "Would you get a Trump tattoo on your forehead for a million pounds?"

One bystander held out for more cash before considering, saying: "Make it 10 million and then maybe." While another was unwavering, simply stating: "Never."

Tattooed by an artist from an East London shop, Rain hopped back on social media declaring: "Still proud of my Trump tattoo, but exploring my options."

Figuring out her next step, she revealed: "Been getting some second opinions from my therapist about whether to keep it or consider removal. No regrets, just turns out I'm a Bad B."

 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Does it surprise anyone that the folks in saline county are salty?

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