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That big guy is way too used to intimidating people with his size.  Fucker didn't even consider that little guy wouldn't walk away.  That step back and load means he's not buying it bro.  

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12 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

That big guy is way too used to intimidating people with his size.  Fucker didn't even consider that little guy wouldn't walk away.  That step back and load means he's not buying it bro.  

 

yeah, he telegraphed that punch from a mile away. Fat dumbass was too fat and dumb to see what was coming. 

 

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does it surprise anyone that the folks in saline county are salty?

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I thought Grossberger had died? 

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I thought Grossberger had died? 

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Nothing good happens when a bunch of old white people get together.

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Remember folks, these are the people talking that civil war shit. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does it surprise anyone that the folks in saline county are salty?

They hate libtards, but they really fucking hate other Republicans who aren't Trumpy enough.

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Fat boy got knocked the fuck out.  

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

That big guy is way too used to intimidating people with his size.  Fucker didn't even consider that little guy wouldn't walk away.  That step back and load means he's not buying it bro.  

Shorty knew he had one chance to get a punch in, and he did it well.  Props to him.

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

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The mark of the Beast. 

5 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Between Roe, expected increase in black voter turnout due to Kamala, and this idiot, I have a feeling NC may go blue. It was close last time to the tune of 74,483 votes.

And there is a lot of us over there. A lot!

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

yeah, he telegraphed that punch from a mile away. Fat dumbass was too fat and dumb to see what was coming. 

 

Who cooks in a dress???

Also.....

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I really wish I had not uncovered that spoiler. Also I see Grifting with Goya is still a thing

Looks like a 40 dollar coffee maker. Big spender that junior.

if you’re an evangelical still supporting this PoS, please go fuck your self (i’m sure your kids would appreciate a break). then go eat a bullet so god can punish for your sins …..
 
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6 minutes ago, tchookem said:

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they want the US to be the christian version of iran / afghanistan 

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

That’s beautiful.

 

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32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That dude is way more Taco Bell than Mexican.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

they want the US to be the christian version of iran / afghanistan 

Yepppp.  A fundamentalist theocracy.

burkas for da bitches. 

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Remember when Taco Bell included black olives in their burrito supreme? I remember.

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6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Yes Tucker, most philosophers, actual Christians, and intellectuals believe humans should follow their animal instincts to determine right and wrong.

Also, animals, by and large, don't indulge in racism and misogyny.

10 hours ago, tchookem said:

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Yeah, the world they want to live in oppresses the shit out of everyone not white and christian and male.  No thanks.

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forgot the misogyny

19 hours ago, C-Man said:

Dumbasses' wife's check for the cookies apparently bounced.

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15 hours ago, speed817 said:

Who cooks in a dress???

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Who cooks in a dress? Giada de Laurentiis, that's who. And it's glorious. Granita, anyone?

 

 

 

 
they want the US to be the christian version of iran / afghanistan 

This right here. Or Saudi. Because they’ll be rich too!
35 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



Who cooks in a dress? Giada de Laurentiis, that's who. And it's glorious. Granita, anyone?

 

 

 

Tits & Teeth... And I'm here for it. 

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1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


This right here. Or Saudi. Because they’ll be rich too!

And evangelical women are marching right along.  

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Wait.You don’t understand Wh the FOP would endorse the guy with 34 criminal counts, with more to come? What’s wrong with you?

13 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Remember when Taco Bell included black olives in their enchirito? I remember.

Also, this happened:

 

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

The true injustice for Kirk is that he also got snubbed by ROTC and Officer Candidate School. Hell, they even rejected his offer to serve as an enlisted man. Shocking. Why would our country do this to him.

2 hours ago, Satchel said:

Wait.You don’t understand Wh the FOP would endorse the guy with 34 criminal counts, with more to come? What’s wrong with you?

 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

"Look at all those paid actors umm I mean FBI agents ummm I mean Antifa ummm eh screw it, let's just say it was awesome. It's not like we'll lose any votes."

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A giant pumpkinhead ain't diverse?

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3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Charlie Kirk opining on who is “easy to hate” is the equivalent of Charlie Kirk opining on who has a freakishly tiny face on a spherical head like some kind of living Peanuts character monstrosity.

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I want to lunch this dude in the face so bad

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Ronny was hitting the sauce at 10:57 AM. Welp, it's 5 o'clock somehwere.

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