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1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

Also, who the fuck wears a class ring?  

Look, motherfucker, graduating 8th grade is a goddamned serious achievement.  So back off.

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Those of you with MAGA relatives, now that Trump is hawking cryptocurrency, if they are like some of my MAGA relatives, they are going to automatically reject anything you say.

So make sure and tell them that Trump thinks his base are morons that fall for easy pyramid/ponzi schemes like cryptocurrency, and that Trump knows he'll be the only one making money off of it, and that he's going to fleece his followers who won't make money from it.

Who knows, maybe somebody will be like "well fuck that libtard, I'll show him, HEY HONEY, I NEED TO TAKE SOME MONEY OUT OF OUR LIFE SAVINGS SO I CAN MAKE US A LOT MORE MONEY!"

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Look, motherfucker, graduating 8th grade is a goddamned serious achievement.  So back off.

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

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Gotta hand it to Lauren, wearing her anal beads as jewelry is expedient.  

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6 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

When the price of gas, food, whatever goes up, then some blame the President. Hint: The President actually has extremely little to do with prices across the board. After all we're a capitalistic economy not an authoritarian dictatorship.

But when someone gets a promotion, raise at work, or new high paying job, it's all due to their hard work and not because that employer is selling their product/services at higher levels due to inflation.

I just paid $2.49/gallon today. Prices can't go much lower before all the o&g bro's are out of a job. The fact people don't realize sub $2 gas would basically wipe the board for domestic production is comical. But keep crying about gas prices maga.

It is also a fact that food prices are artificially inflated by the few companies that control our food supply, most foreign. Maga idiots aren't even useful at this point. Just screaming into the void for their own demise.

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Look, motherfucker, graduating 8th grade is a goddamned serious achievement.  So back off.

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11 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Also, who the fuck wears a class ring?  

That's what my uncle said to me, when salesmen came to my high school trying to sell us 10K gold head-thumpers for 5 times markup.

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11 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Also, who the fuck wears a class ring?  

5 of my family members work for jostens please buy that shit so they won’t ask me for money 

the dumbest mother fuckers alive ….

 

12 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I just paid $2.49/gallon today. Prices can't go much lower before all the o&g bro's are out of a job. The fact people don't realize sub $2 gas would basically wipe the board for domestic production is comical. But keep crying about gas prices maga.

It is also a fact that food prices are artificially inflated by the few companies that control our food supply, most foreign. Maga idiots aren't even useful at this point. Just screaming into the void for their own demise.

Yep. I paid $2.50 the other day. I have to wonder if Trump has asked some oil execs what it would take to temporarily raise prices to $4.

when I’m around some of my more trumpier friends, I like to talk about how great it is economically. I don’t assign any credit to Biden or the govt, but just throw out facts or perception. “Can’t believe it only cost $2.50 for gas.” “Crazy how well the stock market has taken off and hit all time highs. Anyone who owns stocks has never been better.”

for one or two, I might get a “no thanks to Biden” for this good news. I play dumb and say that I don’t know who to credit but keep giving me more of the same regardless of who is in power.

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On 9/16/2024 at 12:39 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

When the price of gas, food, whatever goes up, then some blame the President. Hint: The President actually has extremely little to do with prices across the board. After all we're a capitalistic economy not an authoritarian dictatorship.

This is such a fundamental, obvious concept that I was able to grasp it easily when I was like 8-10 years old. For almost my whole life, I've been consistently shocked at the sheer numbers of grown adults on both sides who can't get their heads around it.  I weep for humanity, or at least American humans.

On 9/17/2024 at 12:03 AM, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest mother fuckers alive ….

 

I used to be Pro-life. Christian values and all that. Then when I turned 12 I came to the conclusion............

5 hours ago, Burt said:

They're all the same people, just separated by aunts and uncles.  geopolitical boundaries. 

 

5 hours ago, Thatguy said:

I used to be Pro-life. Christian values and all that. Then when I turned 12 I came to the conclusion............

....that it takes 4 12 year-olds to take down and kill an adult male hitchhiker?

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

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He makes Lara Trump look Grammy worthy.

15 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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17 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 


This shit is the stuff we need to be protecting our children from. Not drag shows.

Lord.

2 hours ago, YChang said:

I don't kow if I feel sorry for these wives or do they enjoy being a punching bag/outlet valve for their spouses.

After Racist Comment, Judge’s Office Blames ‘Jokester’ Wife

 

This should surprise no one.  He does have a Latina wife, however, so maybe he's allowed to say it???

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25 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

it did not include the "best" part
 

 

Good lord, I can't believe I hung on for 20 seconds.

20 minutes ago, Burt said:

This should surprise no one.  He does have a Latina wife, however, so maybe he's allowed to say it???

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I know racists with minority wives.  Hot is hot.

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2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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Good god. I’m assuming Florida?

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Good god. I’m assuming Florida?

You mean other than the fact the second fucking word from the top is Texan?

Or is That.The.Joke.Gif that's flying over my head?

I assumed they were texans on vacation in florida at pensacola beach.

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Good god. I’m assuming Florida?

Lulz.  You wish. While Texans do travel well I think he’s a Texan tried and true 

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You mean other than the fact the second fucking word from the top is Texan?

Or is That.The.Joke.Gif that's flying over my head?

 

5 minutes ago, GenXer said:

I assumed they were texans on vacation in florida at pensacola beach.

This

Looked Florida white-trashy too.  Geez, tough crowd.

21 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

This guy would have hated Jesus.

Jesus would have hate him.

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I know racists with minority wives.  Hot is hot.

Yep.  One of my wife's oldest friend is an adorable latina....married to a racist POS.  We just don't get it.

55 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

This guy would have hated Jesus.

You trying to say Jesus Christ was vaccinated and couldn’t hit a curve ball?!?!?

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