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58 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Thats great in the late 18th century and probably all of the 19th

Lincoln put the lie to this idea

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18 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Lincoln put the lie to this idea

It was a real fight though

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I refer to mine as my descendants, but only one will have the title “heir” - whosever shall scrub my internet search history before their mother sees it.

My issue.  As in, Twicehorn died without issue.  As far as he knows, or anyone else.

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It was a real fight though

Not once the north started taking it seriously 

4 hours ago, ElChupacabra said:

It's been good, ladies and gents (and whatever the mentally ill prefer to be called) but I gotta go. Got cows to check and children to indoctrinate. Peace!

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Aww, did I miss the insanity?  Always fun to see this thread jump 10 pages and see it’s all due to one unhinged lunatic. 

56 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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Yeah that totally happened

35 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Aww, did I miss the insanity?  Always fun to see this thread jump 10 pages and see it’s all due to one unhinged lunatic. 

Meanwhile, the babyfur stuff hits the Elon Musk thread and it jumps...10 posts.

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Solid, concise, explanation of the contemporary mechanics of the GQP

 

 

 

Solid, concise, explanation of the contemporary mechanics of the GQP
 
 
 

This. The right wing MAGAsphere, of which Shapiro is a key member, has made sanity an impossible benchmark for winning a GQP nomination.
8 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah that totally happened

0.01% this happened. If it did occur then this guy is worst story teller in the history of the world. He had the option to add the complete narrative of how they approached him, what they said, and more of their reactions to his heroic action. He can't tell a story after >11K posts on tigerdroppings? 

If there was any incident, it's more like the following.

  • 1-2 guys walked up to him at a construction site. Not 4 guys.
  • The hero of the story is wearing a spotless dress shirt driving a pickup that has never been used as a pickup.
  • The guy(s) asks if there is any work available. Looking for an honest wage for a hard day of work.
  • The hero draws his guns tell the guy(s) to go back to Haitia because he doesn't want no Spanish speaking illegals on his work site.
  • They walk away happy that they didn't have to endure working for him.

(Note, I'm 100% aware that Haitians don't normally speak Spanish and def don't have a Spanish accent.)

 

 

 

12 hours ago, bolverk said:

He also infamously created a thread about his Whataburger getting stolen from his vehicle in front of some other establishment he'd gone to on his way home.

I thought that was someone else.  

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

0.01% this happened. If it did occur then this guy is worst story teller in the history of the world. He had the option to add the complete narrative of how they approached him, what they said, and more of their reactions to his heroic action. He can't tell a story after >11K posts on tigerdroppings? 

If there was any incident, it's more like the following.

  • 1-2 guys walked up to him at a construction site. Not 4 guys.
  • The hero of the story is wearing a spotless dress shirt driving a pickup that has never been used as a pickup.
  • The guy(s) asks if there is any work available. Looking for an honest wage for a hard day of work.
  • The hero draws his guns tell the guy(s) to go back to Haitia because he doesn't want no Spanish speaking illegals on his work site.
  • They walk away happy that they didn't have to endure working for him.

(Note, I'm 100% aware that Haitians don't normally speak Spanish and def don't have a Spanish accent.)

 

 

 

This 100% did not happen, in of all places Athens, Alabama.  100% bullshit, the mere idea that 4 Haitians would just show an attempt to intimidate a guy in of all places Athens is beyond absurd.  Also, right now, if you are contractor and someone just shows up on your jobsite of their own fruition you should hire them on the spot.  

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

He speaks well for someone with a quarter pound of grits in his mouth and another quarter pound acting as his brain.

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

He speaks well for someone with a quarter pound of grits in his mouth and another quarter pound acting as his brain.

Mmmmmm... Grits Brainsssss....

5 hours ago, pacman said:

Pretty sure that the main sign a business in Mexico is tied to "the" Mexican Cartel is that it is functioning, because it paid its bribes.

I do like Banco Azteca though. You get in line at the window and when it's your turn you can buy silver Libertad bullion coins. Use pesos and get em about a dollar cheaper. If you're nice, they'll let you root through them and pick the ones you want. You can get some deals. I mean, if you're already in Mexico anyway.

On 9/17/2024 at 10:52 PM, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

White identitarians? Just the dumbest people alive 

Can we change the site name to Surly Identitarians?

On 9/19/2024 at 4:17 PM, ElChupacabra said:

I don't think anyone even had a passing thought of Kamala's heritage until she started pandering to the African American crowds with her fake southern black woman accent. Then it was like WTF? So folks started digging and found out that she is in fact black. I had no idea. She never proclaimed to be. She seemed so proud of her Indian heritage and now she only wants to identify with the black heritage? It seems disingenuous. 

 

I'm familiar with the term. It seems like a fancy word for being a fucking poser to me. I've never once "code switched" to try to fit in with any group. Eventually, people find out what you really are and they either like you or they don't. Why try to pretend? 

Is this performance art?  I knew little about her but that she was black and kicked people's asses in the senate.  You just glaringly ignorant.  Also, who cares???

 

By the way, white city-living Texans know all about code switching. We speak one way in Houston or Austin and, damn, where did I suddenly get an accent in Coleman or Snyder?

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On 9/19/2024 at 5:53 PM, ElChupacabra said:

Never heard of him but what leads you to believe I am lying about my background? Is it that your ilk have conditioned you to believe that anyone on the other side could never possess compassion or acceptance or love for their brethren? 

@immamac

Is there a reason why he isn't in Purgatory?

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Go Mets Go! 

"So folks started digging around and found out that she is in fact black."

I heard some real top men were put on it. They did some serious research, before releasing their findings to the world. I can still remember where I was when she was revealed as black. Granted, she has mounted quite the comeback, but it was earth-shattering at the time.

56 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Go Mets Go! 

So, bizarre thing.  Starts out as some kind of MAGA discrimination case, then turns into a racial discrimination case.  By a black MAGAt.

I have been told repeatedly, on this very thread, that racism and discrimination are no longer a thing.

Anyway, she's representing herself.  This is DOA.

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

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That mouth is adapted to sift krill from seawater.

You know it’s getting bad when a conservative black nazi can’t even go on a porn site and profess his love for trannies. This is not the America I remember…

2 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

You know it’s getting bad when a conservative black nazi can’t even go on a porn site and profess his love for trannies. This is not the America I remember…

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the dumbest people alive, sooo ‘touched’ …

 

On 9/22/2024 at 6:38 PM, Pancho said:

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Churches should be taxed on any excess money that doesn't cover salaries, maintainence, or isn't pushed right back out the door to charitable endeavors. 

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They will hand him back his assault weapons as he walks out of prison.

19 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest people alive, sooo ‘touched’ …

 

They don’t even fully understand the problems facing America. Instead they just listen to what Trump tells them. 

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19 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest people alive, sooo ‘touched’ …

 

 

They "take" jobs that Americans don't want or do. They work fucking hard at those jobs. They pay income taxes on those wages. They pay SS taxes on those wages even though they will never see a dime of SS income. They pay sales tax, they pay property taxes through renting. 

They sometimes might get "free" healthcare at the emergency room, but so do many Americans. 

They prevent our country from spiraling into a demographic hole due to low birthrates. 

They bring delicious food recipes. (An African woman sells African food at my local farmer's market. Probably twice a month or so I feast on delicious rice and fish stew, or on beef and goat kebab. And its cheap.)

They often have higher vaccination rates than Americans. They commit violent crimes at lower rates than Americans. 

I say Bring em on!

 

Jury clears all but one defendant in Texas “Trump Train” trial

Eliazar Cisneros
(Eliazar Cisneros testified that he was the same man who drove his truck into a crowd of Black Lives Matter protestors in downtown San Antonio in 2020.)

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Cisneros was ordered to pay $30,000 in punitive damages to the plaintiffs and $10,000 in compensatory damages to the bus driver, Timothy Holloway. Cisneros’ lawyer asked the judge to throw out the decision after it was announced. If the judge rules against Cisneros, he can appeal the jury's decision to the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals.

 

Cleared:

Steve & Randi Ceh, Pastor
Solomon's Porch Ministries, Canyon Lake
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Robert & Joeylynn Mesaros (look to be poorly spoken "free speech" grifter clowns based on quick googling).
"Considering how the odds were intentionally stacked against us, and the trial was rigged, I was refreshed that the jury was still able to see through" that, Mesaros said.

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1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Jury clears all but one defendant in Texas “Trump Train” trial

Eliazar Cisneros
(Eliazar Cisneros testified that he was the same man who drove his truck into a crowd of Black Lives Matter protestors in downtown San Antonio in 2020.)

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Cisneros was ordered to pay $30,000 in punitive damages to the plaintiffs and $10,000 in compensatory damages to the bus driver, Timothy Holloway. Cisneros’ lawyer asked the judge to throw out the decision after it was announced. If the judge rules against Cisneros, he can appeal the jury's decision to the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals.

 

Cleared:

Steve & Randi Ceh, Pastor
Solomon's Porch Ministries, Canyon Lake
https://www.spmcltx.org/about-us/ 

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Robert & Joeylynn Mesaros (look to be poorly spoken "free speech" grifter clowns based on quick googling).
"Considering how the odds were intentionally stacked against us, and the trial was rigged, I was refreshed that the jury was still able to see through" that, Mesaros said.

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What kind of bullshit is this?

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What kind of bullshit is this?

The exact kind of bullshit we all expect in Texas?

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