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4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

What kind of bullshit is this?

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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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just interacted with one of them in the wild. its been a long time, mind you I live overseas. was a super cool dude honestly and does good stuff, then the maga all comes out. the elitists, trump is the only one that can save us, they want to kill him, and on and on. I just sat there. I don't talk politics at work obviously.

80s and 90s were so much better! no one brought up politics, no one snitched, no one was angry and complaining, can do what you want.

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dude had a full circle convo with himself. not sure if any realization occurred. anyway, back to work. that fun. I feel like I've been to the zoo 

2 minutes ago, staboner said:

just interacted with one of them in the wild. its been a long time, mind you I live overseas. was a super cool dude honestly and does good stuff, then the maga all comes out. the elitists, trump is the only one that can save us, they want to kill him, and on and on. I just sat there. I don't talk politics at work obviously.

80s and 90s were so much better! no one brought up politics, no one snitched, no one was angry and complaining, can do what you want.

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dude had a full circle convo with himself. not sure if any realization occurred. anyway, back to work. that fun. I feel like I've been to the zoo 

Re-evaluating your position on nuclear arms deployment yet?

6 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

No, not weird at all. 

You should see how they order their fast food

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Big Dumb Hat

 

 

 

TIL that as a private person dOTarD buys a lot of John Deere products. 

 

 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

You should see how they order their fast food

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Just looks like a couple of avid sportsmen.  

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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You should see how they order their fats food

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Fixed that typo for you 

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8 hours ago, Derka said:

 

Looks like he's sitting next to Rev. Eric Folkerth, a guy I grew up with in church, a flaming liberal Methodist minister, Longhorn, and all-around good guy.  https://ericfolkerth.com/bio

That seems like some kind of gathering of real Christians.

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You should see how they order their fast food

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This is literally the pinnacle image of a gravy seal. It should be on urban dictionary as an appendix to the gravy seal definition.

I hope those gentlemen were able to find low carb/keto options for their meals. 

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You should see how they order their fast food

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That's fucking pathetic.  The sheer effort at pulling the trigger would probably make both of them drop dead.  I would have harassed the fuck out those morons.

 

Y'all think they supersized their double big mac meals?

 

 

Seriously, if we're going to allow dumbshits to carry assault rifles in public, then at least make it illegal to carry them in the ready position. Slung over shoulders with the barrel pointing straight up or down, unloaded. 

 

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9 hours ago, Haphap said:

 

anyone charting her blinks? is there an SOS or T-O-R-T-U-R-E in there? just that glance is a cry for help

 
Y'all think they supersized their double big mac meals?
 
 
Seriously, if we're going to allow dumbshits to carry assault rifles in public, then at least make it illegal to carry them in the ready position. Slung over shoulders with the barrel pointing straight up or down, unloaded. 
 

I’ve long stated this. Carrying in a low ready makes you an imminent threat of opening fire. I should be able to shoot you in self-defense and have a 100% defense if I establish you were carrying in a low ready.
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I’ve long stated this. Carrying in a low ready makes you an imminent threat of opening fire. I should be able to shoot you in self-defense and have a 100% defense if I establish you were carrying in a low ready.

Sorry, missed the edit window. Imagine you carrying a handgun in a similar “low ready” - everyone would rightly say “you had a loaded pistol drawn and in your hand, ready to fire.” A rifle is no different.
Fuck these assholes.
27 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

anyone charting her blinks? is there an SOS or T-O-R-T-U-R-E in there? just that glance is a cry for help

I'm trying to find a fuck to give and failing miserably.

11 hours ago, Derka said:

 

Well he was brown, so they'd also claim that he was a murdering rapist who is simultaneously lazy and going for your jobs.

well, fatty's username checks out anyway.

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14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You should see how they order their fast food

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6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I’ll take things that never happened Alex…for $1000

 

Alex: IT’S THE DAILY DOUBLE!

 

Took a stroll through Sage's twitter. So she's a full blown MAGA. Didn't have that on my bingo card. 

 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Took a stroll through Sage's twitter. So she's a full blown MAGA. Didn't have that on my bingo card. 

 

She’s been like that for years.

Anti-vax, anti-Obama, and besides she’s making money in that world now since those ESPN checks aren’t rolling in anymore

 

20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I’ll take things that never happened Alex…for $1000

 

Alex: IT’S THE DAILY DOUBLE!

 

From Chat GPT:

 

Data on voting patterns by race and gender, particularly for Black women, are not available from the era of emancipation through much of the early 20th century. The 15th Amendment in 1870 gave Black men the right to vote, but systemic disenfranchisement (like Jim Crow laws, literacy tests, and poll taxes) severely limited Black voter participation until the Voting Rights Act of 1965. Additionally, women, including Black women, did not secure the right to vote until the 19th Amendment was passed in 1920. However, due to voter suppression in the South, Black women were largely prevented from voting until after the Voting Rights Act.

Here’s a general summary of the modern era, post-1965, for Black women’s voting trends in U.S. presidential elections (based on available data):

1. **1968 (Nixon vs. Humphrey)**: No precise gender breakdown available, but a majority of Black voters supported the Democratic candidate, Hubert Humphrey.
2. **1972 (Nixon vs. McGovern)**: Around 87% of Black voters supported George McGovern (Democrat), but specific data for Black women are not available.
3. **1976 (Carter vs. Ford)**: Roughly 83% of Black voters supported Jimmy Carter (Democrat). Again, no specific breakdown by gender.
4. **1980 (Reagan vs. Carter)**: Around 83% of Black voters supported Jimmy Carter (Democrat), with estimates showing similar trends among Black women.
5. **1984 (Reagan vs. Mondale)**: Roughly 91% of Black voters supported Walter Mondale (Democrat), and a significant majority of Black women were part of this group.
6. **1988 (Bush vs. Dukakis)**: 89% of Black voters supported Michael Dukakis (Democrat). Black women were highly likely to follow this trend.
7. **1992 (Clinton vs. Bush)**: Approximately 83% of Black voters supported Bill Clinton (Democrat), with Black women voting at similarly high levels.
8. **1996 (Clinton vs. Dole)**: About 84% of Black voters supported Bill Clinton (Democrat), with a majority of Black women again showing strong support.
9. **2000 (Bush vs. Gore)**: 90% of Black voters supported Al Gore (Democrat), and Black women strongly backed Gore as well.
10. **2004 (Bush vs. Kerry)**: 88% of Black voters supported John Kerry (Democrat), with similar support among Black women.
11. **2008 (Obama vs. McCain)**: 96% of Black women supported Barack Obama (Democrat).
12. **2012 (Obama vs. Romney)**: 96% of Black women again supported Barack Obama.
13. **2016 (Clinton vs. Trump)**: 94% of Black women supported Hillary Clinton (Democrat).
14. **2020 (Biden vs. Trump)**: 93% of Black women supported Joe Biden (Democrat).

In the modern era, Black women have consistently voted overwhelmingly for the Democratic candidate, often at higher rates than any other demographic group. Data on specific percentages are largely available from around 1980 onward, but gender-specific voting statistics before that are limited. 

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So if he wins, Donnie is going to impose a 200% tariff on John Deere should Deere take manufacturing to Mexico.  This is to "protect" American farmers.

Let's walk our way through this . . . US demand for Deere products will rightfully plummet.  Overall demand for similar products will not.  So, effective supply will drop and demand for alternatives will rise.  What exactly is going to happen to prices on the alternatives, and how does this protect the American farmer?

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I had forgotten about this meme I found the first time Dotard ran.  I'm considering making it into a yard sign and covertly placing it in the neighborhood christian nationalist/trumper's yard overnight.

 

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3 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I had forgotten about this meme I found the first time Dotard ran.  I'm considering making it into a yard sign and covertly placing it in the neighborhood christian nationalist/trumper's yard overnight.

 

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You know what will aggravate them more is making Jesus brown/black

Sorry for any Surly-ites in FL, but muthafucka pleez

 

25 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So if he wins, Donnie is going to impose a 200% tariff on John Deere should Deere takes manufacturing to Mexico.  This is to "protect" American farmers.

Let's walk our way through this . . . US demand for Deere products will rightfully plummet.  Overall demand for similar products will not.  So, supply will drop and demand for alternatives will rise.  What exactly is going to happen to prices on the alternatives, and how does this protect the American farmer?

That’s a lot of thinkin and talkin which is not replicated in Trump or his cult members. They do not value intellectual honesty, only Trump.

7 minutes ago, Haphap said:

You know what will aggravate them more is making Jesus brown/black

But Maga Jesus is white as an Easter lily. 

5 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Sorry for any Surly-ites in FL, but muthafucka pleez

 

You know who's not worried about the hurricane?  His own dog that he ran over , that's who. 

16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You should see how they order their fast food

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Outside of the Family Guy chart, how should we distinguish between 2 good guys with guns vs 2 guys who are about to shoot up the place? Do we wait until they get 100 rounds off at the  customers? 

Also it's not an unreasonable thought to be afraid for your life when these two guys walk in with enough guns/ammo to take out a platoon. If I'm also armed, would/should a Texas jury convict me to firing on these 2? Better safe than sorry.

59 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So if he wins, Donnie is going to impose a 200% tariff on John Deere should Deere takes manufacturing to Mexico.  This is to "protect" American farmers.

Let's walk our way through this . . . US demand for Deere products will rightfully plummet.  Overall demand for similar products will not.  So, supply will drop and demand for alternatives will rise.  What exactly is going to happen to prices on the alternatives, and how does this protect the American farmer?

People will buy a lot of Kubotas.

20 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Outside of the Family Guy chart, how should we distinguish between 2 good guys with guns vs 2 guys who are about to shoot up the place? Do we wait until they get 100 rounds off at the  customers? 

Also it's not an unreasonable thought to be afraid for your life when these two guys walk in with enough guns/ammo to take out a platoon. If I'm also armed, would/should a Texas jury convict me to firing on these 2? Better safe than sorry.

I will tell you that if you dropped both of them, I would not convict.

They have magazines in - the weapon is plainly loaded.

They are carrying the weapon with their finger right next to the trigger.

They are carrying the weapon at a low ready.

As someone who has carried more than a few firearms in my day, I can tell you that functionally 100% of the time, if I am carrying a long gun that is 1) loaded, 2) is at a low ready, with 3) my finger adjacent to the trigger, I am prepared and/or planning to fire that weapon in an instant.  It's the difference between having a pistol in a holster vs. having it out and in your hand at a low ready.  You are prepared to fire should you wish to do so.  That makes you an imminent threat to shoot, in my opinion.  I think it is reasonable to assess such person as a threat, and neutralize the threat.  After all, that's the obligation of every "good guy with a gun," right?  To protect us all from such threats?

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

So if he wins, Donnie is going to impose a 200% tariff on John Deere should Deere takes manufacturing to Mexico.  This is to "protect" American farmers.

Let's walk our way through this . . . US demand for Deere products will rightfully plummet.  Overall demand for similar products will not.  So, supply will drop and demand for alternatives will rise.  What exactly is going to happen to prices on the alternatives, and how does this protect the American farmer?

It's not about protecting the American farmer, it's about punishing any company who is taking a job out of the US. Of course John Deere would just be using a treaty negotiated and signed by the Trump admin to move their manufacturing to Mexico. 

Regardless a tariff or keeping the jobs in America will increase the cost to the American farmer. 

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

It's not about protecting the American farmer, it's about punishing any company who is taking a job out of the US. Of course John Deere would just be using a treaty negotiated and signed by the Trump admin to move their manufacturing to Mexico. 

Regardless a tariff or keeping the jobs in America will increase the cost to the American farmer. 

Well, he DID imply it was to protect the American farmer.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

I’ll take things that never happened Alex…for $1000

 

Alex: IT’S THE DAILY DOUBLE!

 

stupid cunt

What am I looking at?  Does he have his thumb in the trigger well?

Magazine discipline?

3 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

What am I looking at?  Does he have his thumb in the trigger well?

the grip is behind, so I wondering what is he holding onto

58 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Outside of the Family Guy chart, how should we distinguish between 2 good guys with guns vs 2 guys who are about to shoot up the place? Do we wait until they get 100 rounds off at the  customers? 

Also it's not an unreasonable thought to be afraid for your life when these two guys walk in with enough guns/ammo to take out a platoon. If I'm also armed, would/should a Texas jury convict me to firing on these 2? Better safe than sorry.

Family guy chart actually does work, it's nearly always white people shooting up places anytime there's a mass shooting.

For you olds, that gravy seal photo is AI generated.  

 

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