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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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On 9/25/2024 at 10:25 PM, bolverk said:

I have a really hard time watching these freak-out and knocked-the-fucked-out types of videos because watching people act like completely deranged assholes messes with my anxiety nowadays, but since you asked nicely.

 

I had a bit of a confrontation a few months ago on an onramp with some guy in a pick up truck who I would think might be a Trump supporter. He got pissed off enough that he passed me on the right shoulder and then brake checked me hard enough that I had to work to avoid hitting him. It occurred to me later that I probably shouldn’t tempt crazy, gun toting Texans in such a way. seriously, it can be hazardous to the health. 

13 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I had a bit of a confrontation a few months ago on an onramp with some guy in a pick up truck who I would think might be a Trump supporter. He got pissed off enough that he passed me on the right shoulder and then brake checked me hard enough that I had to work to avoid hitting him. It occurred to me later that I probably shouldn’t tempt crazy, gun toting Texans in such a way. seriously, it can be hazardous to the health. 

I took half a day in Mexico to explain to my teenage students why, if they visited the US, they should not blow their horn at people. They were bewildered, like I'd asked them to stop breathing. 

Then we had a conversation about how even if the Wayans brothers used a certain word over and over, it doesn't mean you should.

Then there was the losing battle to get them to stop saying they ate ham-boogers.

On 9/25/2024 at 11:09 AM, Underdog said:

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Funny... I was in my rental car in Tulsa and found some sports station.  Turned out that Finebaum was on.  Anyway, one of the other hosts started listing what Trump had ordered to eat for his upcoming visit to Alabama - Georgia.  Two filet of fish with cheese, stadium hot dogs and Domino's.  They then said he had ordered a Diet Coke and just started piling on.  LOL.

On 9/25/2024 at 1:34 PM, UTCzech III said:

Sorry for any Surly-ites in FL, but muthafucka pleez

 

Bruh... how many MAGA in FL, GA, NC, SC, TN are going to be begging for the Federal government to act all socialist and come help them out?  And rightly they should as our Federal government has a duty to its citizens but they better shut their pie holes the next time there is a fire in California.

14 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Bruh... how many MAGA in FL, GA, NC, SC, TN are going to be begging for the Federal government to act all socialist and come help them out?  And rightly they should as our Federal government has a duty to its citizens but they better shut their pie holes the next time there is a fire in California.

r/PoliticalHumor - 'It's raining really hard and everything is so wet!'

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23 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Bruh... how many MAGA in FL, GA, NC, SC, TN are going to be begging for the Federal government to act all socialist and come help them out?  And rightly they should as our Federal government has a duty to its citizens but they better shut their pie holes the next time there is a fire in California.

yep

President Biden just approved $1B in Emergency relief funds to Florida on THE DAY the Hurricane hit. Trump stated he would WITHHOLD relief funds for CA wild fires because he doesn't like Gov. Newsom. And THAT is this difference between Democrats and Republicans. Between a REAL President and a whiny little bitch baby!!

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26 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

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President Biden just approved $1B in Emergency relief funds to Florida on THE DAY the Hurricane hit. Trump stated he would WITHHOLD relief funds for CA wild fires because he doesn't like Gov. Newsom. And THAT is this difference between Democrats and Republicans. Between a REAL President and a whiny little bitch baby!!

 

Maga response: Sleepy Joe is just trying to buy votes in Florida. He doesn't really care about the people of Florida. Almighty Trump doesn't do things for votes, he has the courage to do what he thinks is right. 

 

36 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

yep

President Biden just approved $1B in Emergency relief funds to Florida on THE DAY the Hurricane hit. Trump stated he would WITHHOLD relief funds for CA wild fires because he doesn't like Gov. Newsom. And THAT is this difference between Democrats and Republicans. Between a REAL President and a whiny little bitch baby!!

 

8 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Maga response: Sleepy Joe is just trying to buy votes in Florida. He doesn't really care about the people of Florida. Almighty Trump doesn't do things for votes, he has the courage to do what he thinks is right. 

 

Naah, not even that clever or creative.  The MAGA response is "because Florida is full of real Americans who paid for that help, California is full of freeloaders who don't."

yeah... it's called 'climate change is here NOW' you stupid motherfuckers and it's only going to get worse and POP UP more and more often. 

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Dumbest.  Political movement.  EVER.

Landfall was yesterday, Sept 27th.

From our own Hurricane Season thread of DOOM, this post from Sept 19th (8 FUCKING DAYS BEFORE LANDFALL):

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GFS has a big boy in the gulf in 10 days. Something to keep an eye on.

And by this past Sunday the 22nd, 5 FUCKING DAYS BEFORE LANDFALL, models were in general agreement that it would go....pretty much exactly where it went:

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take your time with those generators. It looks like the big bend area needs another fucking.

What amazes me is not that there are people this stupid.  What amazes me is that they fucking dominate and control an entire side of the political spectrum.  Weaponized stupidity, "at levels never seen before."

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Holy shit, the changing weather, the chem trails, it all makes sense!

“Children of a longtime friend,” Is this some sort of euphemism?

 

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19 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

“Children of a longtime friend,” Is this some sort of euphemism?

 

That's not weird and creepy.  Not at all.  s\off

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37 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Holy shit, the changing weather, the chem trails, it all makes sense!

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3 hours ago, C-Man said:

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I believe that my deceased ancestors watch over me, guide me, and protect me from harm. This is why I am fearless and have not yet been killed. They also steer me away from conspiracy theorists and their ilk. Let me hear your feedback in the comments.

29 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

That's not weird and creepy.  Not at all.  s\off

The redheaded child sitting hunched-over at the table has seen some shit.

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I believe that my deceased ancestors watch over me, guide me, and protect me from harm. This is why I am fearless and have not yet been killed. They also steer me away from conspiracy theorists and their ilk. Let me hear your feedback in the comments.

My ancestors must not give a fuck, I have yet to be encouraged to start hijacking trucks, bootlegging liquor and in general be a hoodlum.  (Operative word, yet...)

6 hours ago, mchookem said:

yeah... it's called 'climate change is here NOW' you stupid motherfuckers and it's only going to get worse and POP UP more and more often. 

Or was it the Chinese with their hurricane gun?

19 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

My ancestors must not give a fuck, I have yet to be encouraged to start hijacking trucks, bootlegging liquor and in general be a hoodlum.  (Operative word, yet...)

You can't prove the hoodlum part, Rusty.

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

You can't prove the hoodlum part, Rusty.

I am more partial to being labeled a goon, thank you very much.  

2 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

That's not weird and creepy.  Not at all.  s\off

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Via Jay Rosen, a worthwhile nyt column on why trumptards are so committed to the denial of truth. https://archive.ph/DePFi

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God hates republicans too

FAFO

He suffered burns. At a campaign event. WTF, were they burning a witch?
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He suffered burns. At a campaign event. WTF, were they burning a witch?

I'd be afraid of the fumes.

FAFO

Rex Chapman going hard in the paint

58 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


He suffered burns. At a campaign event. WTF, were they burning a witch?

Maybe he fell off the wagon and dipped back into some of his old favorite porn sites and just started jacking

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


He suffered burns. At a campaign event. WTF, were they burning a witch?

You know, it's like every meeting you've ever been to, generally everything is tabled, and nothing is accomplished.  Only difference, at the end of any Republican meeting, I envision them burning a cross.  I suspect this was a cross burning incident, nothing to see.  

Would be great if the incident involves his wife doing something to him.  He has humiliated the shit out of her.

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4 hours ago, Chopper said:

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Via Jay Rosen, a worthwhile nyt column on why trumptards are so committed to the denial of truth. https://archive.ph/DePFi

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That’s a lot of words to say they are horrible people that want to keep being horrible. 

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Hell, those may be his kids.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Hell, those may be his kids.

lol I mean possibly but he sets of all the gaydar detectors (nttawwt) and is trying to cloak it for the gqp.

Trumpkin at the local pub yesterday proudly wearing his Felon & Hillbilly 2024 t-shirt. This is the same guy who went through rolls of the Biden "I Did That" stickers posting them on has pumps & whatnot.

3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Trumpkin at the local pub yesterday proudly wearing his Felon & Hillbilly 2024 t-shirt. This is the same guy who went through rolls of the Biden "I Did That" stickers posting them on has pumps & whatnot.

 

$2.39 yesterday !

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:


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She doesn’t care. What’s her Surly handle?

5 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Trumpkin at the local pub yesterday proudly wearing his Felon & Hillbilly 2024 t-shirt. This is the same guy who went through rolls of the Biden "I Did That" stickers posting them on has pumps & whatnot.

All the Biden stickers disappeared off gas pumps once it dropped back to under $3. Weird.

All the Biden stickers disappeared off gas pumps once it dropped back to under $3. Weird.

Not shitting you, I had one of them tell me that they had to stop doing that because gas prices dropped.
On 9/27/2024 at 9:22 PM, BamaATL said:

I am more partial to being labeled a goon, thank you very much.  

My mother’s grandfather worked for the Pinkerton Detective Agency  during the Union busting troubles.  (you might recall that the symbol for the Pinkertons was an eye with the slogan:  “We Never Sleep”. That’s why private investigators were called “private eyes.”)

Translation: my great grandfather was a hired goon who fought to stop unions from being unions before the turn of the 20th century.  And by “fought”, I mean fought union workers with clubs and knives. 

8 hours ago, Okie State said:

All the Biden stickers disappeared off gas pumps once it dropped back to under $3. Weird.

Yup,  they did not want an “ I did this“ pointing to the lower price

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8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Yup,  they did not want an “ I did this“ pointing to the lower price

100% this. The Trumpkin --who drives a Ford Raptor-- was openly bragging about how many pumps he tagged over the course of a week one day to his closest pals at the bar. Most of these guys are contractors or small side business hustler types.  I waited about 15 minutes before going up to order another round and casually dropped in a "man, have y'all been hearing about all the vandalism that's going on lately? Store & shop owners are spending extra time & money cleaning up after punks are trashing their establishments." This brought about a hardy round of "what do you expect these days? That's Joe Biden's America," blah blah blah." They swallowed the bait whole before one of them asked me for more details. I told them how in just the past few days I'd talked to the owner of the local Big Bucket while I was gassing up & he was out scraping decals off his pumps for the 3rd time that day (true story) and how the employees at the nearby Whataburger were having to do the same thing at the drive thru boards. Watching the wave of awareness hit them as I carried the pints back to my boys was pretty fucking nice. 

You should of thrown in “Yea that gas station owner is so pissed at all these liberals doing this to his property just cause Biden has gas prices so low!”

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