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#33051
12 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

My mother’s grandfather worked for the Pinkerton Detective Agency  during the Union busting troubles.  (you might recall that the symbol for the Pinkertons was an eye with the slogan:  “We Never Sleep”. That’s why private investigators were called “private eyes.”)

Translation: my great grandfather was a hired goon who fought to stop unions from being unions before the turn of the 20th century.  And by “fought”, I mean fought union workers with clubs and knives. 

Read this in DaFino’s voice. Was your grandfather an Irish monk?

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#33055
27 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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Or maybe god is sending all those MAGA areas a strong sign 

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#33057

Their team talking points are just lame nowadays 

Unfortunately the North Carolina flood victims are citizens of the USA, not Ukraine, so the Biden Administration sees no reason to help them

 

#33058
Their team talking points are just lame nowadays 
 

Wtf I just read in this thread about Biden helping FL? As if he’s going to leave others in the lurch. Fuck these assholes right in the goat ass.
#33059
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


Wtf I just read in this thread about Biden helping FL? As if he’s going to leave others in the lurch. Fuck these assholes right in the goat ass.

Every accusation part eleventy billion. Trump would 100% slow roll aid to a blue state. 

#33060
1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Every accusation part eleventy billion. Trump would 100% slow roll aid to a blue state. 

A couple of weeks ago he literally threatened to cut wildfire support to California unless the state diverts more water from the Sierras to farmlands.

#33061
On 9/28/2024 at 9:44 PM, Gatorubet said:

Yup,  they did not want an “ I did this“ pointing to the lower price

I have been wanting to start putting them all over the pumps again.

#33062
On 9/28/2024 at 10:58 AM, Pancho said:
This person doesn’t care whether or not she has the right to vote.


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If I live to be 1000 years old, I will never understand Republican women. 

 

#33063
13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

i’ll guess that trump is at least 90% with frat bros and former frat bros ….

 

I'm thinking its probably time for some Pol Pot style re-education camps for the MAGA Mongoloids. They want a dictator, we can give them a Dictator.

#33065
15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

i’ll guess that trump is at least 90% with frat bros and former frat bros ….

 

You heard it here first. Alabama will be on the DO NOT RECOMMEND list.

#33066
1 hour ago, Classic Rock said:

I'm thinking its probably time for some Pol Pot style re-education camps for the MAGA Mongoloids. They want a dictator, we can give them a Dictator.

 

2+2 therapy is the only lasting solution 

#33068
3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Since every accusation is a confession, I would not be surprised if Nancy Mace has a VCHP (or a "vertical clitoral hood piercing" for you heathens).

#33069
4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Since every accusation is a confession, I would not be surprised if Nancy Mace has a VCHP (or a "vertical clitoral hood piercing" for you heathens).

Sir, you don't get to put that visual out there without some verification to back it up.  You have work to do.

#33071
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Since every accusation is a confession, I would not be surprised if Nancy Mace’s daughter suffered a clitorectomy has a VCHP (or a “vertical clitoral hood piercing” for you jheathens.) 

Fixed it to align with Republican rhetoric being the converse of their reality.

#33072

Don't look now, but the GQP has completed invoking the election year holy trinity - illegal immigrants, LGBTQ and SoROs!11!1!

Soros buys 200 radio stations weeks before the election.FCC bypasses review process to approve the purchase. What could go wrong? https://t.co/bPddN22gX7

Don't ever change, GQP, don't ever change.

By the way, I agree that media concentration is a shitty idea, especially when outlets are intent on spreading disinformation.  How about we deal with Fox News (and its ecosystem), Sinclair Broadcast, and X / Twitter while we're at it?  Yeah, pretty sure I know the answer to that one ...

 

#33073

Not a cult. 

So they just had a ‘MAGA Fashion Show’ on Long Island. I had to break it down into a few parts because it was too good to put out all at once.
MAGA Fashion Show Long Island, Part 4. The Grand Finale.

 

#33074
5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Not a cult. 

So they just had a ‘MAGA Fashion Show’ on Long Island. I had to break it down into a few parts because it was too good to put out all at once.
MAGA Fashion Show Long Island, Part 4. The Grand Finale.

 


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#33075
15 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Not a cult. 

So they just had a ‘MAGA Fashion Show’ on Long Island. I had to break it down into a few parts because it was too good to put out all at once.
MAGA Fashion Show Long Island, Part 4. The Grand Finale.

 

That just drives home my hypothesis that a big driver of the MAGA movement among certain demos is sexual frustration.  Because that's a room full of people with ZERO game.

#33076
21 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Not a cult. 

So they just had a ‘MAGA Fashion Show’ on Long Island. I had to break it down into a few parts because it was too good to put out all at once.
MAGA Fashion Show Long Island, Part 4. The Grand Finale.

 

Is that a yarMAGAlke in the first video?

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#33079

That's the guy who was posted in another thread, maybe Music Forum?  and several of us were wondering if it was unrelated to "music".

#33080
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Since every accusation is a confession, I would not be surprised if Nancy Mace has a VCHP (or a "vertical clitoral hood piercing" for you heathens).

Man I miss my ex sometimes

#33081
1 hour ago, Gap03 said:

Don't look now, but the GQP has completed invoking the election year holy trinity - illegal immigrants, LGBTQ and SoROs!11!1!

Soros buys 200 radio stations weeks before the election.FCC bypasses review process to approve the purchase. What could go wrong? https://t.co/bPddN22gX7

Don't ever change, GQP, don't ever change.

By the way, I agree that media concentration is a shitty idea, especially when outlets are intent on spreading disinformation.  How about we deal with Fox News (and its ecosystem), Sinclair Broadcast, and X / Twitter while we're at it?  Yeah, pretty sure I know the answer to that one ...

 

 

speaking of shitty radio, gave old sean hannity a quick listen today. him and old newt were braking down poll numbers. per old hannity, trump is leading many ‘legitimate’ polls. you have to dig deep to find a poll favoring harris. per old newt, he not only agree’d whole heartedly, but added on that trump is growing the gap in many of those polls !!!

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BOOM. Jessica Tarlov just wiped the floor on Fox after her colleagues promoted lies about President Biden’s hurricane response: “And there’s only one president who has denied relief to states…Trump denied 99% of what North Carolina wanted.” She is so good.pic.twitter.com/nUGkNyrjes

 

#33083

I keep forgetting there are radical republicans who think turnip is the real president and is running the country behind the scenes while Biden is a body double. 

I wonder what these same people would say now that turnip has admitted several times over the last few weeks that he lost.

#33084
21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

i’ll guess that trump is at least 90% with frat bros and former frat bros ….

 

I mean, yeah they’re MAGA Youth and you know are racist as fuuuck. But I’m offended at just how shitty and unfunny it was. Like, come on guys, put in a little effort 

#33086
6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

It’s like 20 little Tucker Carlson’s. 

 

they wish they were as rich as college aged tucker 

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#33088
 

At first, I thought “why in the fuck would anyone outlaw country music?”
Then I heard her sing, and thought “oh…I get it now.”
#33091
3 hours ago, Pancho said:

I wonder what these same people would say now that turnip has admitted several times over the last few weeks that he lost.

"Well now son, that's just how cagey President Trump is at slippin and slidin around the Demoncrat Sheeple hordes, got em believin he accepts their lies. Hell, all they's doin by thinkin he lost is settin him up for a free third term. [wink] [nod]"

#33092
7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Since every accusation is a confession, I would not be surprised if Nancy Mace has a VCHP (or a "vertical clitoral hood piercing" for you heathens).

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#33093
Rest in Peace…I’m sure this is just (another) coincidence.But I took a pass on the Jab and I’m gonna not let anyone I know (and who will Listen) get it either! https://t.co/iVMOu9lTfr

 

#33094
5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That just drives home my hypothesis that a big driver of the MAGA movement among certain demos is sexual frustration.  Because that's a room full of people with ZERO game.

And grift. This "fashion" show is all about the grift.

 

 

#33098
4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:
Rest in Peace…I’m sure this is just (another) coincidence.But I took a pass on the Jab and I’m gonna not let anyone I know (and who will Listen) get it either! https://t.co/iVMOu9lTfr

 

Rob’s just upset that his recent pet project Daddy Daughter Trip, aka Don’t Tell Mommy about This tanked. 

#33099
19 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Every accusation part eleventy billion. Trump would 100% slow roll aid to a blue state. 

Just as Jared Kushner suggested during the pandemic. 

#33100
7 hours ago, Pancho said:
Jesus Christ…

 

Dead or alive I’m gonna die isn’t quite how it works princess…

 

we thinking homeschooled?

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