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53 minutes ago, royiv said:

$3.3 million from Oklahomans to Trump.

You are assuming that they use $60 online price.  There’s shipping and handling and legal and whatnot.  Actual unit cost bid will probably be $75 a unit.

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18 hours ago, royiv said:

What a fucking moron. She says her life is on the line while arguing with and insulting the person who is going to sentence her.

She's got the caint-heppits.

18 hours ago, C-Man said:

Let me ask a question I probably already have an answer to — doesn’t Project 2025 basically gut any agency that would be kicking in to help Hurricane Helene victims?

 

i believe the plan is to privatize most of those services 

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Story emphasizing your point and what a POS Ryan Walter is.

  • Oklahoma legislature authorizes funds for the OK Education Dept to buy albuterol inhalers for every school. $250K.
  • Only one company has the ability to fulfill the order and train teachers.
  • Walters has been dragging his feet on the purchase. He has a history of not distributing the funds for the legislature purpose.
  • But he somehow found millions to buy Bibles. The source of that money has been a mystery

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the source is a mystery ???

its oklahoma, the money source is fucking meth !!!!

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The Surly Bible Company has a nice ring to it.

We’re too late to get in on the Bible gig. But Surly Qurans, Surly Satanic Bibles, and Surly Bhagavad Gitas might be a good racket. Because this ding-dong is walking into a real Establishment Clause problem that’s going to cost the people of Oklahoma a shitload of cash. And I’m more than willing to take what little money those toothless morons have stashed under their soiled mattresses.

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12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

the source is a mystery ???

its oklahoma, the money source is fucking meth !!!!

Because the shine don’t sell

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

oh neat 

 

I believe that's called "shaping the battlefield."

He wants his followers to get comfortable with the notion that a Supreme Leader can summarily execute local government officials with the subtext that Biden and all the other Dems are a bunch of pussies for not kicking ass in the aftermath of Helene. 

It should go without saying, but he's an authoritarian fascist. 

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The Surly Bible Company has a nice ring to it.

 

forward by @Rex Kramer and @Brisketexan

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6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Because the shine don’t sell

He likes that money, he don't mind the smell

9 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

oh neat 

 

 

the dumbest fucking people alive 

Great, now I’m compelled to brainstorm for whom Percy Pringle voted.

 

 

On 10/3/2024 at 2:10 PM, Pancho said:

Imagine going to prison for 9 years because of turnip. Couldn’t be me

 

 

21 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

In Birmingham and I never heard of it. I coulda taught night classes in Phrenology.

UPDATE: I googled the address of the Clayton Wind-Chime College. !n 1988 I lived two blocks from it. I coulda sat next to Tina Peters in a coffee shop, farted, and she breathed it in.

7 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

In on Page 666.

Seems like the most appropriate page for these slack-jawed fucksticks. 

 

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

oh neat 

 

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6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The Surly Bible Company has a nice ring to it.

 

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MAGA YOLO displays are weird.

3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Great, now I’m compelled to brainstorm for whom Percy Pringle voted.

 

 

Fucking Kane is in politics?? KANE?!? I've been saying the GOP is just professional wrestling these days, but come on. You tell 'em big fella.

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Fucking Kane is in politics?? KANE?!? I've been saying the GOP is just professional wrestling these days, but come on. You tell 'em big fella.

life truly is stranger than fiction.

31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

At the end of nine years, she will look back at that photo and think:  “that was the best I looked in nine years!!”

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4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

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Trump getting elected is God's plan. 

Trump losing is not God's plan, but God isn't that powerful.

Is that correct?

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

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That's right, motherfucker. You better bow down to that bad bitch—she owns your eternal soul now.

19 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

At the end of nine years, she will look back at that photo and think:  “that was the best I looked in nine years!!”

She’ll die in prison 

 

maybe get compassionate release and then die 

12 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

She’ll die in prison 

 

maybe get compassionate release and then die 

 

deep state will get her before then !!!

Just now, at the intersection of Quinlan Park and 620, facing the traffic coming out of Steiner Ranch. 

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If she doesn't keep acting like a shithead in prison (seems unlikely), she'll be eligible for parole in 4.5 years plus up to 10 days/month good time.

On 10/4/2024 at 4:42 AM, TexEx15 said:

 

 

Hopefully, she can take advantage of the free sex change operations being offered in prison now days so she can come out of prison a changed man.

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“ the Jewish clones did this!”

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

UPDATE: I googled the address of the Clayton Wind-Chime College. !n 1988 I lived two blocks from it. I coulda sat next to Tina Peters in a coffee shop, farted, and she breathed it in.

You paint the most vivid word pictures.  Just stunning.

10 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

Hopefully, she can take advantage of the free sex change operations being offered in prison now days so she can come out of prison a changed man.

Truth is, Federal BOP gives gender-affirming care to include gender reassignment surgery to inmates.

It has done so since 2016.  To the extent Harris supports that, by not somehow not undoing it, Trump did exactly the same.

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Fucking Kane is in politics?? KANE?!? I've been saying the GOP is just professional wrestling these days, but come on. You tell 'em big fella.

He's a real piece of shit, too. 

11 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

You paint the most vivid word pictures.  Just stunning.

Sewage Plant job makes a man step outside of society's expectations.

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Fucking Kane is in politics?? KANE?!? I've been saying the GOP is just professional wrestling these days, but come on. You tell 'em big fella.

Oh yeah, well the Dog Faced Germlin is on my school board.  

40 minutes ago, safe sex said:

He's a real piece of shit, too. 

Well, he's a GOP mayor in Tennessee, so...

 

But he also just publicly called Dolly Parton a hero for her donation, so maybe he's not all gone.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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The most kareny Karen to ever Karen an election.  I bet the first thing she did upon being processed in was to ask to see the warden. 

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21 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Oh yeah, well the Dog Faced Germlin is on my school board.  

He and his brother were kicked out of a wrestling convention for bring transphobic shitbags to a trans wrestler. 

Of course, it being wrestling-related, they were welcomed back shortly thereafter

5 minutes ago, safe sex said:

He and his brother were kicked out of a wrestling convention for bring transphobic shitbags to a trans wrestler. 

Of course, it being wrestling-related, they were welcomed back shortly thereafter

Yes he was, and voted back in.  He's a complete jackass.  

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

In on Page 666.

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