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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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US government- smart enough to be able to control the weather. Not smart enough to do it in a way that appears normal, nor use it on our enemies globally. 

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Since 1841, 15 hurricanes have formed in the Gulf and moved East:

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I only lived on the gulf side of Florida for 8 years. I remember many storms heading that direction from Mexico across the gulf. Not all hurricanes obviously, but same theory.

BTW, my old stomping grounds are in the middle of the current projection. They are already  dealing with enough from the storm surge from the last one. This one could get really bad in those areas.

In 2020, Pinellas County went 49/49 Trump/Biden, and Hillsborough County went 46/52.  That covers most of the Tampa vote.  Sure, Biden's administration is steering hurricanes into a majority-Biden metro area.  Gotcha.

20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Since 1841, 15 hurricanes have formed in the Gulf and moved East:

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Sorry, but it's much more likely that we are now capable of creating and controlling fucking hurricanes. 

37 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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What’s funny/not funny/terrifying is what we see has an explanation.  An explanation rooted in science and supported by empirical evidence.  Global warming/climate change has been warned about and laughed off for decades now.

But some people have gone so far up the river Colonel Kurtz style, they can’t see what’s happening in our changing climate and pause for a moment of reflection: what if the scientists are right?  No, it’s easier for them to invent a reality where the US government has weaponized the weather against its citizens.

24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Since 1841, 15 hurricanes have formed in the Gulf and moved East:

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Were you even there man???? Brat never mentioned this. 

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Literally a death cult.  Cross him off.

 

 

We’ll now we know what happens when an immovable object is struck by an unstoppable farce.

19 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Executive can only redirect funds that have already been allocated (which it is doing); it cannot spend funds that Congress has not voted on. You need a supplemental, this is the same movie we saw with Ukraine funding last year.  
 

The GOP will eventually vote one through but they want to ride out the current (Elon-driven) wave of “the gub’mint ain’t there for y’all” and then have headlines on money coming closer to Election Day. 

Maybe it's just me, but  lately I've been seeing an awful lot of "keep the gubment out of ar lives!!!" types bitching about gubment aid taking too long. 

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26 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Literally a death cult.  Cross him off.

 

 

 

Finally! getting to the death part of the death cult. 

 

 
Finally! getting to the death part of the death cult. 
 

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Really stuck the landing.

What happened to the people/persons in the car?  That's a violent collision.  I couldn't care less about the motorcyclist, he's a menace that is hopefully now out of the gene pool.

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

I've seen so many knuckle heads on street bikes do this over the years. Doing stupid shit for the sake of doing stupid shit.

Regarding government-planted and steered hurricanes, I give you Earl (1998):

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On 10/5/2024 at 4:34 PM, Dbeasy said:

I perused the Conservative and Republican forums on Reddit. Holy cow. Talk about an echo chamber of delusion. They’ve structured these forums so that dissenting viewpoints that point out disinformation aren’t allowed. As a result, none of the ridiculous posts of disinformation are ever challenged. This reinforces their delusion even further. It’s really concerning. These people are living in a fantasy world. 

 

Yup, they are in their own circle and believe everything is rigged and purposely done to cause harm to them. I saw a tweet this morning where someone (probably a Russian bot) said you know the election is rigged because turnip is the most popular R candidate ever and he’s “losing” and the replies to that were insane. One of the replies said they know it’s rigged because turnip should be winning “90/10 or 80/20 at best” so because it’s this close means they know it’s rigged. 

These people are mentally ill and should be told that to their face everyday regardless of your relationship to them.

35 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Regarding government-planted and steered hurricanes, I give you Earl (1998):

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yeah, just shows the government has been doing this since Clinton.

Checkmate.

16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Yup, they are in their own circle and believe everything is rigged and purposely done to cause harm to them. I saw a tweet this morning where someone (probably a Russian bot) said you know the election is rigged because turnip is the most popular R candidate ever and he’s “losing” and the replies to that were insane. One of the replies said they know it’s rigged because turnip should be winning “90/10 or 80/20 at best” so because it’s this close means they know it’s rigged. 

These people are mentally ill and should be told that to their face everyday regardless of your relationship to them.

Pretty fair chance that these people could be our overlords. 

19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Yup, they are in their own circle and believe everything is rigged and purposely done to cause harm to them. I saw a tweet this morning where someone (probably a Russian bot) said you know the election is rigged because turnip is the most popular R candidate ever and he’s “losing” and the replies to that were insane. One of the replies said they know it’s rigged because turnip should be winning “90/10 or 80/20 at best” so because it’s this close means they know it’s rigged. 

These people are mentally ill and should be told that to their face everyday regardless of your relationship to them.

Some mentally ill, some just really dumb and gullible. 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Since 1841, 15 hurricanes have formed in the Gulf and moved East:

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You don't think John Tyler was part of the deep state?? You're so naive. Let me just remind you that Tyler became the President after William Henry Harrison died of "pneumonia." #plandemic

On 10/3/2024 at 4:25 PM, royiv said:

What a fucking moron. She says her life is on the line while arguing with and insulting the person who is going to sentence her.

It's shocking how often I see the same thing in court. Albeit, I only deal in financial matters, not jail time, but it's like: "dude, the judge will soon be deciding how much you owe my client...please, continue."

1 hour ago, F250 said:

I've seen so many knuckle heads on street bikes do this over the years. Doing stupid shit for the sake of doing stupid shit.

Look twice save a life?  

10 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

You lose the Cubans...

Would be nice if the Cubans and Haitians flipped Florida. A boy can dream…

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Thiel (fittingly spellcheck prefers ‘thief,’) seeks a Christian monarchy and is spending a fortune in its pursuit.

These people are terrorists. 

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1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Some mentally ill, some just really dumb and gullible. 

 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

yeah, just shows the government has been doing this since Clinton.

Checkmate.

Earl was wrecking shop in the 70s, sir.

2 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Literally a death cult.  Cross him off.

 

 

Definitely Huntington Beach. Good chance he may have had an RV parked in a lot not even a quarter mile away. I would ride my bike from Newport Beach to Long Beach (very impressive) and this stretch was always fun. Lots of American flags from seemingly normal brain washed Rs, but then you'd get the white supremacists, biker gangs, and upset minorities and it ruined what is a great stretch of beach to cycle through.

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Stupid MFers believe in govt control over weather but not climate change 

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Stupid MFers believe in govt control over weather but not climate change 

That's probably TahoeHorn's twitter.  Someone trolled him saying he believed in everything he saw on Facebook EXCEPT for climate change.  

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Yup, they are in their own circle and believe everything is rigged and purposely done to cause harm to them. I saw a tweet this morning where someone (probably a Russian bot) said you know the election is rigged because turnip is the most popular R candidate ever and he’s “losing” and the replies to that were insane. One of the replies said they know it’s rigged because turnip should be winning “90/10 or 80/20 at best” so because it’s this close means they know it’s rigged. 

These people are mentally ill and should be told that to their face everyday regardless of your relationship to them.

Sounds like Texags and TigerDroppings to me.

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4 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Literally a death cult.  Cross him off.

 

 

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On a related note, Drowning Pool is gigging at Whiskey a Go Go tomorrow night in West Hollywood.

Because Trump has gone full eugenicist, I predict he’ll close out his campaign with a volley of slurs covering every race and shit hole nation he can identify:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-goes-on-eugenics-rant-and-claims-some

Donald Trump revealed an unhinged eugenics theory Monday, claiming during a morning rant that some migrants have “bad genes” that make them predisposed to committing murder. 

Trump spent a good chunk of an interview on the The Hugh Hewitt radio show slamming the policies of his political opponent, Vice President Kamala Harris, and baselessly accused her of wanting to install a communist government

14 minutes ago, GenXer said:

On a related note, Drowning Pool is gigging at Whiskey a Go Go tomorrow night in West Hollywood.

is that a Q band?

David Urban just spent several minutes pearl-clutching over Aisha Mills' characterization of Trump's "poisoning the blood of America" rhetoric as Hitler-aligned.  She's right, he's a giant pussy who needs to be punched in his fat face, and repeatedly.

5 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

is that a Q band?


Q band? Doubtful.

Lyrically appropriate. Confirmed.

 

The only friends that poor kid has are MAGA adults. Tragic

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What if the illegal immigrant was named Little Debbie?

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

US government- smart enough to be able to control the weather. Not smart enough to do it in a way that appears normal, nor use it on our enemies globally. 

Well hell yeah, as has been proven that the gubmint can't do anything without fucking it up, ya stupid libtard.

21 minutes ago, tx ind said:

What if the illegal immigrant was named Little Debbie?

She'd be undefeated?

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1 hour ago, Mittens said:

 

At some point in Grandaddy McCanecutter's childhood, his town saw a lot of Jewish migration from what would have been the Austro-Hungarian Empire. One day a teacher was picking on a little foreign girl, who knows why.

My grandad offered to kick the teacher's ass if they didn't stop it.

The girl grew up fine. My grandad had a checkered school career, but he did fine too. We're still friends with that family.

Hope fat Magaboy's balls drop and he breaks out of his cult. It happens.

5 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Stupid MFers believe in govt control over weather but not climate change 

The sheer amount of energy the government would have to be able to easily (and somehow secretly) generate to create and control a storm the size and strength of Milton would boggle their fucking pea brains (never mind how you actually apply that energy to control the weather isn't exactly some well-honed science)

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