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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, a follow up from my friend's page, a comment to a subsequent post of his.  Dude.  People.  This is the fucking mentality we're dealing with:

There you have it.  We can dispense with ALL need for logic, reason, or rational analysis.  Sure, you disproved that airplanes and trillion watt lasers can create and steer hurricanes, but none of that matters if it's all being done by supernatural creatures of the underworld!  CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS!

 

8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You can't counter that level of ignorance and stupidity.  

No, but you can mock the fuck out of it and make them feel stupid as fucking shit in the process. Fucking weirdos. 

"That's a great worldview. It allows you to think critically about nothing, never question any of your own beliefs, and never even bother to grow as a human being and a child of God. I for one believe this a magnificent and complex world God created for us, and he'd want us to understand it and continue to grow. You apparently want to squander all the gifts he's given you by living in ignorance. Also, I don't believe God would let demons and the supernatural kill millions of his faithful followers."

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

No, but you can mock the fuck out of it and make them feel stupid as fucking shit in the process. Fucking weirdos. 

"That's a great worldview. It allows you to think critically about nothing, never question any of your own beliefs, and never even bother to grow as a human being and a child of God. I for one believe this a magnificent and complex world God created for us, and he'd want us to understand it and continue to grow. You apparently want to squander all the gifts he's given you by living in ignorance. Also, I don't believe God would let demons and the supernatural kill millions of his faithful followers."

I would've gone with "are the Satanic entities in the room with us right now?" but I think yours works too

27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, a follow up from my friend's page, a comment to a subsequent post of his.  Dude.  People.  This is the fucking mentality we're dealing with:

There you have it.  We can dispense with ALL need for logic, reason, or rational analysis.  Sure, you disproved that airplanes and trillion watt lasers can create and steer hurricanes, but none of that matters if it's all being done by supernatural creatures of the underworld!  CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS!

It's like a recruitment poster for atheism.  

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Also, I don't believe God would let demons and the supernatural kill millions of his faithful followers."

If there's one thing I know about God, it's that he fucking LOVES doing that.

Just now, aggie08 said:

If there's one thing I know about God, it's that he fucking LOVES doing that.

Nono, it's fine when HE does it to his followers. Just not other demons and shit. 

20 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

If there's one thing I know about God, it's that he fucking LOVES doing that.

 

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Nono, it's fine when HE does it to his followers. Just not other demons and shit. 

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20 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

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Seems like trips to disney have killed more people than Satan.  

If the technology to create and direct hurricanes has existed for decades, why did Trump allow Florence and Micheal to wallop the south in 2018? Was he aiming them, or just negligent?

2 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

If the technology to create and direct hurricanes has existed for decades, why did Trump allow Florence and Micheal to wallop the south in 2018? Was he aiming them, or just negligent?

he wanted to create some more bootstraps for people to pick themselves up by.

4 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

If the technology to create and direct hurricanes has existed for decades, why did Trump allow Florence and Micheal to wallop the south in 2018? Was he aiming them, or just negligent?

He used them to eliminate a potential political rival. 4-D chess.

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7 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

HB is the Florida of California

It's the Texas of California. Florida is a little harsh.

49 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This should be jail time.

 

 

and then one of the babies looked at me

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

fucking do it !!!!!!

 

Man that guy ended up being a huge gaping pussy.  

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

This should be jail time.

 

 

Actually impressed that Martha asked that as well as fact checked Trump yesterday; she’s this close to being fake news and on the shit list.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, a follow up from my friend's page, a comment to a subsequent post of his.  Dude.  People.  This is the fucking mentality we're dealing with:

There you have it.  We can dispense with ALL need for logic, reason, or rational analysis.  Sure, you disproved that airplanes and trillion watt lasers can create and steer hurricanes, but none of that matters if it's all being done by supernatural creatures of the underworld!  CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS!

In this example, wouldn’t the supernatural demonic beings that can manipulate the weather be under the control of the evil humans that want the weather manipulated for their purposes?

if it’s the other way around, what purpose do the evil people serve?  

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In this example, wouldn’t the supernatural demonic beings that can manipulate the weather be under the control of the evil humans that want the weather manipulated for their purposes?

if it’s the other way around, what purpose do the evil people serve?  

 

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5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Yeah, but he actually has to have the point made to inch towards the light. He just nodded to your post, Principal Skinner style. You talk a big game, sir, but I think you didn't even want to upset someone on FB.

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Ok, this is now the 2nd time today that I've seen a Sparkle Motion reference.  I haven't seen that movie in several years and now I get two mentions in one day?  Am I about to go down a wormhole?

28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

project2025 is ready to go !

 

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ha wrong thread and link  …

 

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, a follow up from my friend's page, a comment to a subsequent post of his.  Dude.  People.  This is the fucking mentality we're dealing with:

There you have it.  We can dispense with ALL need for logic, reason, or rational analysis.  Sure, you disproved that airplanes and trillion watt lasers can create and steer hurricanes, but none of that matters if it's all being done by supernatural creatures of the underworld!  CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS!

Oh, the old God/Satan work in mysterious ways explaination!  

Since these “evil spirits” can harness the power of 1000 nuclear bombs at will,  wouldn’t it be easier and more effective to just cause a gas leak at the Vatican or cause an earthquake in Mecca during the pilgrimage and kill thousand of true believers at once instead of a 100 or so randos?  Also, why is God being such a dickhead and allowing his enemies to freely steer huge destructive storms over this creation? Is he just too lazy to lift a finger or is he just a deadbeat?  In any decent society, God would have had protective services called on his ass centuries ago, and he would be locked up for being a dead beat crack whore.

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You can't counter that level of ignorance and stupidity.  

It's a rationale stance.  Or a rationale. Or a stance.  Or something.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Women: "PREDATOR.  We said 'sexual PREDATOR.'"

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1 minute ago, Gap03 said:

 

the dumbest people alive

how long will this simulation keep this shit up?

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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not weird at all

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We should live in a world where the vast majority of Americans can just laugh at this and collectively shake our heads that Trump is such a sleazeball and charlatan. 

 

guess this goes here. there's no date, but I assume this is from the current cycle. regardless the message is still valid

 

 

19 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

That....is perfection.  "Here's the Constitution!  With SOME of its amendments....but, ummm, not the 11th through 27th.  Those aren't real and don't count.  Really, the Constitution is just the 2nd Amendment and to summarize the rest, 'Trump can do whatever he wants.'"

21 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Does this mean it does not meet the Oklahoma rfp requirements?

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

guess this goes here. there's no date, but I assume this is from the current cycle. regardless the message is still valid

 

 

Yes.

It appears Daniel’s Newsroom character was crafted to reflect the actor. Respect.

i might have the buy one of those bibles just for the nostalgia aspect. gotta think in 50 years some of this trash will be worth something to a new generation. "Uncle 68, what was it like living in the Great Dumbening?" "Gather round kids and let me read to you from the great text."

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6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

guess this goes here. there's no date, but I assume this is from the current cycle. regardless the message is still valid

 

 

The video is fine, but such a Blue MAGA engagement grift to say "why did X delete" or "Elon has been removing this vid". I mean, it's a fucking TikTok video. But rack up those views and continue to make $$$. I hope these people ride off into the sunset with Trump. 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The video is fine, but such a Blue MAGA engagement grift to say "why did X delete" or "Elon has been removing this vid". I mean, it's a fucking TikTok video. But rack up those views and continue to make $$$. I hope these people ride off into the sunset with Trump. 

 

 

I hate those tweets and the ones that say _______ just destroyed Trump. Retweet this so everyone can see. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

 

I hate those tweets and the ones that say _______ just destroyed Trump. Retweet this so everyone can see. 

If Trump loses with an ensuing meltdown from Elon, we need SOMEONE (Mark Cuban?) to buy Twitter and bring it back what it used to be. Free to all people, no ability to pay monthly, no monetization for users, unpaid verified blue checks for real people of influence. Hire however many people necessary to remove bots, porn, foreign actors, misinformation, disinformation, etc.  

It's a national security issue at this point.  

8 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The video is fine, but such a Blue MAGA engagement grift to say "why did X delete" or "Elon has been removing this vid". I mean, it's a fucking TikTok video. But rack up those views and continue to make $$$. I hope these people ride off into the sunset with Trump. 

 

 

I agree and it and as I've stated elsewhere I hope elmo is compelled to sell after the election and it goes back to the way it was - with the all the useful improvement, of course

3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We should live in a world where the vast majority of Americans can just laugh at this and collectively shake our heads that Trump is such a sleazeball and charlatan. 

 

 

only satan or a dem would slap a tariff on bibles !!!!

3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

If Trump loses with an ensuing meltdown from Elon, we need SOMEONE (Mark Cuban?) to buy Twitter and bring it back what it used to be. Free to all people, no ability to pay monthly, no monetization for users, unpaid verified blue checks for real people of influence. Hire however many people necessary to remove bots, porn, foreign actors, misinformation, disinformation, etc.  

It's a national security issue at this point.  

Hold on there, Hank.  Leave the porn.

3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Hire however many people necessary to remove [...] porn[...]

 

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That....is perfection.  "Here's the Constitution!  With SOME of its amendments....but, ummm, not the 11th through 27th.  Those aren't real and don't count.  Really, the Constitution is just the 2nd Amendment and to summarize the rest, 'Trump can do whatever he wants.'"

Well, it does make somewhat more sense that they left the Bill of Rights and ditched the rest.

Although just leaving out 13 through 16, 19 and 22 would be very on brand.

3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

If Trump loses with an ensuing meltdown from Elon, we need SOMEONE (Mark Cuban?) to buy Twitter and bring it back what it used to be. Free to all people, no ability to pay monthly, no monetization for users, unpaid verified blue checks for real people of influence. Hire however many people necessary to remove bots, porn, foreign actors, misinformation, disinformation, etc.   drag it out behind the barn and kill it with an ax.

It's a national security issue at this point.  

Fify.  H/t to PJ O'Rourke.

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