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4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does this mean it does not meet the Oklahoma rfp requirements?

Probably means it exceeds their requirements.  "What, we can still have slaves?  Woohoo!"

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hopefully justice finds this douche ….

 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

hopefully justice finds this douche ….

 

He picked Dubai?

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

He picked Dubai?

Yes, where spies can literally kill each other in the street and the local government response will be to shrug and not ask questions.  Completely safe there.  

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

He picked Dubai?

As far as non-extradition locations, only place better would be Andorra but being stuck there would be tough. 

4 minutes ago, sidis said:

As far as non-extradition locations, only place better would be Andorra but being stuck there would be tough. 

I don't know about Dubai, but at least in Andorra, you can shop for all the duty-free shit you'd like.

8 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

I hate those tweets and the ones that say _______ just destroyed Trump. Retweet this so everyone can see. 

It’s like asking everyone to clap. If it’s actually good, it will be retweeted (ugh) by its own merit. 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

hopefully justice finds this douche ….

 

Link?  I don’t know how to Twitter. 

25 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I don't know about Dubai, but at least in Andorra, you can shop for all the duty-free shit you'd like.

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5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Link?  I don’t know how to Twitter. 

This is all I could find, but it's from Newsweek, so it may not be the best source.

Trump Ally Says Venezuela Has $25M Bounty on His Head, Flees US for Dubai
Patrick Byrne, ex-CEO of Overstock and an ally to former President Donald Trump, has reportedly moved to Dubai after alleging that he learned the government of Venezuela has a $25 million bounty on him, according to court documents.

Byrne has been a vocal supporter of the Republican presidential nominee, including backing his unproven claims of widespread voter fraud in the 2020 presidential election. His support for Trump has cost him legal troubles, including a $1.7 billion lawsuit leveled by the Dominion voting machine company and a defamation suit filed by Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden.

Court documents filed on September 18 in the Hunter Biden defamation suit showed that Byrne's lawyers said their client has left the country.

"Defendant currently resides and conducts business in Dubai and moved there because of threats made on his life and a bounty put on him in the sum of $25,000,000 by the Venezuelan government in July of 2024," the filing reads.

It says that Byrne allegedly "offered to pay all travel expenses for one plaintiff's attorney, the court reporter and videographer to travel to Dubai to personally depose him."

Hunter Biden's lawyers, however, pointed to previous discussions held September 2 to conduct the deposition in Florida. They wrote that Byrne's lawyers told them on September 11, just over a week later, that Byrne allegedly left and "would not be returning to the United States for the foreseeable future." Biden's council described the claim as "unverified and unsupported."

More details about Byrne's allegations have not been made public. Newsweek reached out to Michael Murphy, an attorney representing Byrne, for comment via email on Wednesday.

The filings were first reported in September by journalist Seth Hettena, who wrote on X, formerly Twitter, "Former Overstock.com CEO Patrick Byrne has relocated to Dubai and won't be returning to the US for the foreseeable future because Byrne says a DEA agent told him that the government of Venezuela has put a $25m bounty on his head."

The documents center on disputes over efforts to lock down Byrne's deposition in the case. The filing from Biden's lawyers says that they were informed last month that Byrne has fled the U.S. after he was allegedly informed of the bounty by a Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) agent.

These f'in morons believe this shit.

 

Stated to be from Wednesday AM, when Milton was probably. 300 miles offshore & Diz was closed anyhow (nevermond with water that high,  the tunnels would be flooded).

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14 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, it does make somewhat more sense that they left the Bill of Rights and ditched the rest.

Not really.  Just because the first group of 10 is bundled as "The BIll of Rights" doesn't mean 11-27 are somehow less important.

16 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Probably means it exceeds their requirements.  "What, we can still have slaves?  Woohoo!"

As the amendment doesn't make reference to race, we could enslave the whole Caucasion population of Oklahoma. They don't know how to do anything, but it would be fun ordering them around. I guess we could put them through intensive training on washing toilets and showers. A good number would likely catch on.

3Putt has got to be on the same algo as me.  Beats me to the punch about 2/3 of the time.

49 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

As the amendment doesn't make reference to race, we could enslave the whole Caucasion population of Oklahoma. They don't know how to do anything, but it would be fun ordering them around. I guess we could put them through intensive training on washing toilets and showers. A good number would likely catch on.

just lock your medicine cabinet before you leave them in your bathroom unsupervised. 

6 minutes ago, Mittens said:

3Putt has got to be on the same algo as me.  Beats me to the punch about 2/3 of the time.

You should be thankful he saves you from 2/3's of the embarassment for posting shit in threads that other people posted 5 hours ago. 

He is indeed a cautionary tale!

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

As the amendment doesn't make reference to race, we could enslave the whole Caucasion population of Oklahoma. They don't know how to do anything, but it would be fun ordering them around. I guess we could put them through intensive training on washing toilets and showers. A good number would likely catch on.


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9 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

These f'in morons believe this shit.

 

Stated to be from Wednesday AM, when Milton was probably. 300 miles offshore & Diz was closed anyhow (nevermond with water that high,  the tunnels would be flooded).

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17 hours ago, sidis said:

As far as non-extradition locations, only place better would be Andorra but being stuck there would be tough. 

I thought General Tarkin blew that place up 

First she tells the world this morning that she talked to Biden and they had a great conversation, now she’s demanding congress reconvene. Someone knows they are losing lol

 

 

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33 minutes ago, Pancho said:

First she tells the world this morning that she talked to Biden and they had a great conversation, now she’s demanding congress reconvene. Someone knows they are losing lol

NOW, do you realize why you shouldn't vote against FEMA funding, you blithering bitch?

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Heard this story on Morning Joe.  

A man who lost everything, has no food but won’t accept any help from government because Trump tells them if they do, Biden will take their property.  Amazing…and criminal.

https://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/shows/top-stories/blog/rcna174889
 

 

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A man identifying himself only as Anthony called into Sirius XM’s “Dan Abrams Show” this week to share the story of his father-in-law, whose property near Ashville, North Carolina, was badly damaged by Helene. Despite the destruction, Anthony said his father-in-law is unwilling to accept assistance from the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

“He has refused all FEMA help because he’s a hardcore Trumper,” Anthony told Abrams. “He literally believes that if he accepts anything from FEMA, they’re going to take his house.”

Disinformation about the Biden administration’s response to the storms across the Southeast has been running rampant on social media. One rumor making the rounds falsely claims that if a person applies for disaster assistance, FEMA could confiscate their property.

In recent days, Trump has doubled down on other baseless conspiracy theories about the government’s response, pushing the false claim that money is being diverted from disaster aid to help migrants. 

Anthony told Abrams that his father-in-law lost “almost everything” in the storm and, days later, still doesn’t have access to necessary resources like food. Anthony said that despite showing his father-in-law the facts, he refuses to listen to anyone who isn’t Trump.

“We’ve sent him all the FEMA bulletins,” Anthony said. “We’ve sent him all the stuff from the fact-checkers. He doesn’t believe it. He thinks it’s all — he just believes Trump. ... It’s a cult. He’s a cult member. I’m sorry to say it. He’s a cult member and he’s my father-in-law and it sucks.”

 

 

 

3 hours ago, bolverk said:

NOW, do you realize why you shouldn't vote against FEMA funding, you blithering bitch?

And do her voters realize why they shouldn't vote for her?  No, they don't.

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I mean, this shit should result in voluntary manslaughter or something.

16 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Heard this story on Morning Joe.  

A man who lost everything, has no food but won’t accept any help from government because Trump tells them if they do, Biden will take their property.  Amazing…and criminal.

https://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/shows/top-stories/blog/rcna174889
 

 

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A man identifying himself only as Anthony called into Sirius XM’s “Dan Abrams Show” this week to share the story of his father-in-law, whose property near Ashville, North Carolina, was badly damaged by Helene. Despite the destruction, Anthony said his father-in-law is unwilling to accept assistance from the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

“He has refused all FEMA help because he’s a hardcore Trumper,” Anthony told Abrams. “He literally believes that if he accepts anything from FEMA, they’re going to take his house.”

Disinformation about the Biden administration’s response to the storms across the Southeast has been running rampant on social media. One rumor making the rounds falsely claims that if a person applies for disaster assistance, FEMA could confiscate their property.

In recent days, Trump has doubled down on other baseless conspiracy theories about the government’s response, pushing the false claim that money is being diverted from disaster aid to help migrants. 

Anthony told Abrams that his father-in-law lost “almost everything” in the storm and, days later, still doesn’t have access to necessary resources like food. Anthony said that despite showing his father-in-law the facts, he refuses to listen to anyone who isn’t Trump.

“We’ve sent him all the FEMA bulletins,” Anthony said. “We’ve sent him all the stuff from the fact-checkers. He doesn’t believe it. He thinks it’s all — he just believes Trump. ... It’s a cult. He’s a cult member. I’m sorry to say it. He’s a cult member and he’s my father-in-law and it sucks.”

 

 

 

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The father in law refusing to accept assistance may very well be true but until someone in that family appears on camera telling the story, I’m skeptical. The media and social media are reporting on an anonymous guy who called into another tv news show.

one story being magnified 1000x doesn’t mean the story has been verified even once.

but regardless of trump it’s very common for people in a disaster zone to be led astray by rumors. They hear bits and pieces of real info and they’re scared.

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The father in law refusing to accept assistance may very well be true but until someone in that family appears on camera telling the story, I’m skeptical. The media and social media are reporting on an anonymous guy who called into another tv news show.

one story being magnified 1000x doesn’t mean the story has been verified even once.

but regardless of trump it’s very common for people in a disaster zone to be led astray by rumors. They hear bits and pieces of real info and they’re scared.

The guy, particularly his wife, might not want the names out there at all for obvious reasons. His father might be further ridiculed and ostracized. They might be castigated by people saying they didn't do enough. They might be ashamed there was more they couldn't do but didn't think of it. And in general, who wants attention? That guy might have just needed to vent.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

The guy, particularly his wife, might not want the names out there at all for obvious reasons. His father might be further ridiculed and ostracized. They might be castigated by people saying they didn't do enough. They might be ashamed there was more they couldn't do but didn't think of it. And in general, who wants attention? That guy might have just needed to vent.

100%. I agree the caller owes us nothing. I’m just saying that an anonymous call shouldn’t be taken as gospel. Maybe it’s true. Maybe it’s not. Maybe it’s exaggerated.

im seeing people running with this story as an example of how Trump is truly hurting at least one person but we don’t know it’s true. If this issue is spreading then it shouldn’t be hard for the media or the daily show to find people who are falling victim time trumps fema lies.

On 10/10/2024 at 7:33 AM, RomaVicta said:

we could enslave the whole Caucasion population of Oklahoma. They don't know how to do anything, but it would be fun ordering them around. I guess we could put them through intensive training on washing toilets and showers. A good number would likely catch on.

And this, folks, is how my plan for a whole new chain of Dollar Generals staffed solely by slave labor TAKES FLIGHT!  To the moon, folks!  We're gonna be rich....ish.

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

100%. I agree the caller owes us nothing. I’m just saying that an anonymous call shouldn’t be taken as gospel. Maybe it’s true. Maybe it’s not. Maybe it’s exaggerated.

im seeing people running with this story as an example of how Trump is truly hurting at least one person but we don’t know it’s true. If this issue is spreading then it shouldn’t be hard for the media or the daily show to find people who are falling victim time trumps fema lies.

1) Not sure I trust the media to be  competent in anything
2) It's a sad state we're hoping/relying on the Daily Show or Last Week Tonight to actually, you know, do journalist stuff. 
 

16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

1) Not sure I trust the media to be  competent in anything
2) It's a sad state we're hoping/relying on the Daily Show or Last Week Tonight to actually, you know, do journalist stuff. 
 

Kimmel is the only one I see pointing out Trump’s insanity on a daily basis. The clips he shows should be on the nightly news but that wouldn’t be fair for reasons. 

35 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Kimmel is the only one I see pointing out Trump’s insanity on a daily basis. The clips he shows should be on the nightly news but that wouldn’t be fair for reasons. 

MSNBC earlier played Trump talking shit about Detroit, while speaking to a crowd in Detroit. "Is Trump's rhetoric working for him?"

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Only because she knows the grift can't keep going otherwise.  She got elected on her looks, and clearly loves preening for the cameras.  She's just afraid she'll miss her next close up.  

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

Only because she knows the grift can't keep going otherwise.  She got elected on her looks, and clearly loves preening for the cameras.  She's just afraid she'll miss her next close up.  

When did trashy bitches decide for the business model of "I'll make a few 100k by grifting as a Congresscritter, making lives miserable for my constituents and all Americans," vs. "I'll make millions sticking a sharpie up my butthole, and in the process, make thousands of chronic masturbators happy?"  WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?

44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

When did trashy bitches decide for the business model of "I'll make a few 100k by grifting as a Congresscritter, making lives miserable for my constituents and all Americans," vs. "I'll make millions sticking a sharpie up my butthole, and in the process, make thousands of chronic masturbators happy?"  WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?

She ain't dead yet (why not both)?*

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*Because you KNOW that's where we are as a country.

Heard this story on Morning Joe.  
A man who lost everything, has no food but won’t accept any help from government because Trump tells them if they do, Biden will take their property.  Amazing…and criminal.
https://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/shows/top-stories/blog/rcna174889
 
 
Spoiler

A man identifying himself only as Anthony called into Sirius XM’s “Dan Abrams Show” this week to share the story of his father-in-law, whose property near Ashville, North Carolina, was badly damaged by Helene. Despite the destruction, Anthony said his father-in-law is unwilling to accept assistance from the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
“He has refused all FEMA help because he’s a hardcore Trumper,” Anthony told Abrams. “He literally believes that if he accepts anything from FEMA, they’re going to take his house.”
Disinformation about the Biden administration’s response to the storms across the Southeast has been running rampant on social media. One rumor making the rounds falsely claims that if a person applies for disaster assistance, FEMA could confiscate their property.
In recent days, Trump has doubled down on other baseless conspiracy theories about the government’s response, pushing the false claim that money is being diverted from disaster aid to help migrants. 
Anthony told Abrams that his father-in-law lost “almost everything” in the storm and, days later, still doesn’t have access to necessary resources like food. Anthony said that despite showing his father-in-law the facts, he refuses to listen to anyone who isn’t Trump.
“We’ve sent him all the FEMA bulletins,” Anthony said. “We’ve sent him all the stuff from the fact-checkers. He doesn’t believe it. He thinks it’s all — he just believes Trump. ... It’s a cult. He’s a cult member. I’m sorry to say it. He’s a cult member and he’s my father-in-law and it sucks.”
 
 

 


Good. Fuck them.

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Is that her schoolgirl uniform?

 

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11 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Is that her schoolgirl uniform?

 

What you can’t see from that picture is that she’s wearing shorts a la Angus Young.

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Kimmel is the only one I see pointing out Trump’s insanity on a daily basis. The clips he shows should be on the nightly news but that wouldn’t be fair for reasons. 

Uh, Seth Meyers?

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Is that her schoolgirl uniform?

 

Keep going....

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uh, Seth Meyers?

Don’t you know how old we all are? None of us stay up that late.

18 minutes ago, royiv said:

Don’t you know how old we all are? None of us stay up that late.

I bet I'm older than most here (save @Armybrat and a few other fossils), and I never go to bed before 1 AM.  There's no point, I'll wake up in 4-5 hours to pee and that's it, I'm up.

That reminds me, I really need to see a urologist.

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