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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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I don't know what he's talking about, but that guy has been a giant douchebag since day one.

She could go electric but I'm sure she'd bitch about electric prices next. 

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I knew Trump was going to get the GOP nomination when he first went off on Mexicans. He opened wide the vile pipe of hate. As if the air went out of the room like one of those nasty firebombs they have now, the rest of the candidates were vaporized. 

Because he went there. Open the pipe and let the racism and hate spew. It wasn't planned. No one told him to say it. The ones that had been forced to hide this hate could now revel in it. 

It's still not shut off. They want to round up enemies. He wants to hurt people and doesn't care if they die in the process.

The hate has repulsed many people who in previous elections were dependable GOP voters. I don't know if there's much besides voting against Donald Trump that I will ever find common ground with Dick Cheney. I can't prove a negative, but that's got to be a tiny circle.

I don't know where we go after this. This is not the end. I hope 

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't know what he's talking about, but that guy has been a giant douchebag since day one.

 

Lunchly is a new thing that’s like lunchables owned by Paul and MrBeast

18 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Get together with the other helicopter moms, and all agree to just shove your kids out into the yard and tell them to play. Like, make up a game or some shit.

I'm looking forward to unfriending the cult on a Facebook. A woman I went to high school with just shared that she voted for Trump. Clicking that button was so satisfying. The sad part is, she has daughters. I guess she doesn't care. Gross.

I've said it before, but how cheap do people think gas should be? It's insane the entitlement Americans have for cheap energy prices while wasting money on all kinds of other worthless garbage.

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Adjusting for inflation, current gas prices are lower than average.  If she wants gas to go back to where it was when she was born in 1977 ($.65 per gallon), would she also be okay with getting the same salary of a congresswoman in 1977 ($44,600/year)?  

39 minutes ago, Okie State said:

I've said it before, but how cheap do people think gas should be? It's insane the entitlement Americans have for cheap energy prices while wasting money on all kinds of other worthless garbage.

And what about oil companies?  Won't anyone consider their profits?

Just a thought, Nancy:  carpool

Beyond the importance of looking at the price of gasoline in today's dollars, we also need to address the very real fact that on average cars are over 35% more fuel effficient than they were 20 years ago.

14 hours ago, Pancho said:

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And I am tired of crazy bitches like you, MTG, and Lauren Boebert being in Congress.  

The percentage of family budget spent on gasoline today is functionally the same/less than the average percentage over the past 50 years.  Yes, fuel prices sunk like hell when Covid hit (and demand went down), and went up as we came out of Covid (and demand went up).  But after those two spikes in two different directions, we're pretty much back to normal trends.

Republicans and their voters are fucking dumb.  Shocking news there, I know.

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

I filled up for $2.58 the other day. I’m not seeing the problem.

1-gallon scooter?

I saw it for $2.38 on Burnet Rd yesterday.

Maybe the bitch is filling up with premium. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Maybe the bitch is filling up with premium. 

Ah so she drives a German Car?  "Buy American, except for my BMW, and all my MAGA gear.  


Let me guess she wants Biden to seize the means of gasoline production.  She would be totally cool with that too, right?

6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

And what about oil companies?  Won't anyone consider their profits?

True story, had a gal on FB hammer out a woe is my family post in 2015-2016 regarding oil prices and that they need to be higher bc her husband was a roughneck. And how she feared a dem win

6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

And what about oil companies?  Won't anyone consider their profits?

True story, had a gal on FB hammer out a woe is my family post in 2015-2016 regarding oil prices and that they need to be higher bc her husband was a roughneck. And how she feared a dem win

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his name is twicehorn, but that doesn't mean you have to reply twice

4 minutes ago, bluto said:

True story, had a gal on FB hammer out a woe is my family post in 2015-2016 regarding oil prices and that they need to be higher bc her husband was a roughneck. And how she feared a dem win

True story, had a gal on FB hammer out a woe is my family post in 2015-2016 regarding oil prices and that they need to be higher bc her husband was a roughneck. And how she feared a dem win

So hubs wasn't getting it done and she was looking for a sugar daddy? Did you take her to Applebee's and let her pick any dessert? Pics? Did she leave crazy voice mails?

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Maybe the bitch is filling up with premium. 

Well yea, her 80k BMW only takes premium. And it is expensive filling that up for a drive to her 3.9mil beach home.  But that is beside the point.  She  is tired of being beat down as a struggling middle class citizen!

 

https://www.postandcourier.com/politics/sc-congresswoman-nancy-mace-bought-3-9m-house-on-isle-of-palms-during-gop-primary/article_0618ad8e-27b7-11ed-8a49-eb002efac408.html

https://luckydognews.com/the-island-eye-news/entertainment/at-home-with-congresswoman-nancy-mace/

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Unfortunately the shift to smaller turbo charged engines means many more vehicles run on premium now. Most will run just fine on regular though and adjust timing as needed. I'd bet the majority of people use regular regardless.

3 hours ago, bluto said:

True story, had a gal on FB hammer out a woe is my family post in 2015-2016 regarding oil prices and that they need to be higher bc her husband was a roughneck. And how she feared a dem win

True story, had a gal on FB hammer out a woe is my family post in 2015-2016 regarding oil prices and that they need to be higher bc her husband was a roughneck. And how she feared a dem win

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And another list successfully unsubscribed from….

 

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57 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Unfortunately the shift to smaller turbo charged engines means many more vehicles run on premium now. Most will run just fine on regular though and adjust timing as needed. I'd bet the majority of people use regular regardless.

My buddy FAFO on a supercharged land cruiser running regular to the tune of an engine replacement. Boom.

I'd tend to expect Germans are even more demanding you follow recommendations on fuel choice and engine oils.

15 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

My buddy FAFO on a supercharged land cruiser running regular to the tune of an engine replacement. Boom.

I'd tend to expect Germans are even more demanding you follow recommendations on fuel choice and engine oils.

Yeah the standard four banger Toyota won't give a shit what you put in it.

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4 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Yeah the standard four banger Toyota won't give a shit what you put in it.

Sure, but supercharged an engine and run on regular whilst it knocks like crazy and boom.

I had a CJ 7 jeep that had to eat premium or it ran like shit  Every mechanic I took it to just said run premium bro. Ran great for years.

35 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Tell me again why we don't tax churches? 

12 hours ago, Okie State said:

I've said it before, but how cheap do people think gas should be? It's insane the entitlement Americans have for cheap energy prices while wasting money on all kinds of other worthless garbage.

I want it to be dirt cheap because there’s no demand for it since we’re all driving electric cars and we get all our energy from clean, renewable sources. 

10 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Tell me again why we don't tax churches? 

Because they have lobbyists. 

35 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

My buddy FAFO on a supercharged land cruiser running regular to the tune of an engine replacement. Boom.

I'd tend to expect Germans are even more demanding you follow recommendations on fuel choice and engine oils.

I am befuddled why people would want to save money on the gas instead of the car.

But yeah, German engineering, love it or don't, do NOT play games with it.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because they have lobbyists. 

Considering Season 3 GIF by Portlandia

57 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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So now aggy is writing Trump fan fiction too?

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I want it to be dirt cheap because there’s no demand for it since we’re all driving electric cars and we get all our energy from clean, renewable sources. 

Sure. That's a nice dream I guess. I doubt any of us live to see it.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

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no 18 yo is ordering a diet coke, sprite all the way 

55 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

So now aggy is writing Trump fan fiction too?

She should have ended it with a line about how the 18 year-old Black male made her feel especially welcome and left her happy with his service.

At a middle school football game, woman is outside the entrance gate sitting in a golf cart with big Trump flag flying on the back. I can’t stand the attention seeking idiots but wtf are you doing that at a middle school football game for?!

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