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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

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    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#33802
2 hours ago, RexWilson said:

At a middle school football game, woman is outside the entrance gate sitting in a golf cart with big Trump flag flying on the back. I can’t stand the attention seeking idiots but wtf are you doing that at a middle school football game for?!

She is spoiling for a fight. She will lose her mind when that fight comes be it the popo or a neighbor with differing but equally passionate beliefs. She will then feel repressed and triggered. Retreat to her fainting white claw couch. Maybe post to FB about her ordeal. Hopefully she wakes up in time to get Okayden and Riley to school on time.

#33803
2 hours ago, RexWilson said:

At a middle school football game, woman is outside the entrance gate sitting in a golf cart with big Trump flag flying on the back. I can’t stand the attention seeking idiots but wtf are you doing that at a middle school football game for?!

Why didn't you ask her about Arnold Palmer's cock?

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#33804
Naval Academy disinvites historian @ruthbenghiat from a history department lecture under pressure from the Heritage Foundation--founders of Project 2025.Intended lecture was what happens to militaries under authoritarian rule through history https://t.co/WynEfniA97

 

#33805
Latinos praying over Trump is the most sickening thing you will see today. Latinos for Shitler is literally like roaches for Raid.

 

#33806

batshit crazy ….

Micah Beckwith, the GOP's candidate for Lt. Gov. in Indiana, claims that "the Bible was the most quoted book of the Founders" and asserts that James Madison took the three branches of government "right from God's holy word" via Isaiah 33: 22. None of that is true.

 

#33807
Zach Radcliff graduated from Liberty U. He led worship at a Michigan church. He performed original music at CPAC. He loves Donald Trump. He and his dad think LGBTQ people are inherently "immoral."And he was just arrested for sexually abusing children.https://t.co/1jpgLjmERZ

 

#33809
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

batshit crazy ….

Micah Beckwith, the GOP's candidate for Lt. Gov. in Indiana, claims that "the Bible was the most quoted book of the Founders" and asserts that James Madison took the three branches of government "right from God's holy word" via Isaiah 33: 22. None of that is true.

 

If they would vehemently deny that our founding fathers did not practice nor have the same Christian beliefs that most Americans especially evangelicals have today. For the most part they didn’t believe in Jesus other than his moral teachings.  They also believed more in reason, logic and natural law rather than divine revelation.

most importantly they were against widespread or large religious institutions.

#33810
29 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Zach Radcliff graduated from Liberty U. He led worship at a Michigan church. He performed original music at CPAC. He loves Donald Trump. He and his dad think LGBTQ people are inherently "immoral."And he was just arrested for sexually abusing children.https://t.co/1jpgLjmERZ

 

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#33811
3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

If they would vehemently deny that our founding fathers did not practice nor have the same Christian beliefs that most Americans especially evangelicals have today. For the most part they didn’t believe in Jesus other than his moral teachings.  They also believed more in reason, logic and natural law rather than divine revelation.

most importantly they were against widespread or large religious institutions.

Counterpoint: history is fag talk!

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#33813
3 hours ago, Pancho said:
Zach Radcliff graduated from Liberty U. He led worship at a Michigan church. He performed original music at CPAC. He loves Donald Trump. He and his dad think LGBTQ people are inherently "immoral."And he was just arrested for sexually abusing children.https://t.co/1jpgLjmERZ

 

The only person who deliberately tried to scam me of eBay was a Christian musician. I know because I looked his ass up on social media. Fucker tried to blame the church secretary for not mailing the (nonexistent) package. He mighta had the Church on his side, but he didn't have a tracking number. Win one refund for the heathens.

#33814
On 10/22/2024 at 8:26 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Just a thought, Nancy:  carpool

Beyond the importance of looking at the price of gasoline in today's dollars, we also need to address the very real fact that on average cars are over 35% more fuel effficient than they were 20 years ago.

 

They are also: 

safer

handle better

more reliable

easier to drive (power steering, back up cameras, power windows, etc)

 

but 200% harder to fix. I have to take the goddamn air intake thingy off to put in a new battery on my truck. I had to take off that piece of shit plastic cover on the bottom of the car AND the pipe (or whatever its called) that connects the catalytic converter to the muffler to replace a starter on the beater econobox. What fucking engineer thought it was a good idea to put the starter on the bottom of the car?

 

 

#33815
8 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

but 200% harder to fix. 

No doubt. That trend has been going for a good 60 years now. I remember "helping" my Dad work on our Impala back in the early 70s and it looked like there was space enough to crawl in next to the engine and take a nap. Then 80s Toyotas were simple to work on, but you had to subcontract a 5-year-old to reach some of the bolts. 90s saw widespread reliability with a last gasp of simplicity.

#33816
So, this is kind of amazing.NBC's @alivitali was interviewing NY 18 Republican Challenger Alison Esposito, who was claiming that abortion never comes up as an issue.Then they go knock on a door.YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

 

#33817
23 hours ago, Born to Run said:

My buddy FAFO on a supercharged land cruiser running regular to the tune of an engine replacement. Boom.

I'd tend to expect Germans are even more demanding you follow recommendations on fuel choice and engine oils.

Yeah, it'll run ok for a while, but if you like your car, don't do it.  Google LSPI, low-speed pre-ignition. It's not just plain old detonation/knocking due to temperature and compression, it's something unique to forced induction, direct-injection engines.

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#33818
3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Well, declining population means smaller census, which in turn means a state may lose seats in Congress, whether those seats were or are won by D or R.

However, they are stretching for standing there by trying to allege an injury.  And I think that's going to be a tad attenuated for most of the courts.

#33819
18 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, it'll run ok for a while, but if you like your car, don't do it.  Google LSPI, low-speed pre-ignition. It's not just plain old detonation/knocking due to temperature and compression, it's something unique to forced induction, direct-injection engines.

Oh for sure, with increased efficiency comes tight tolerances. My wife is a BMW nut, and hammered this home. Great driving experience; absolute shit interior trim, especially in our heat. Anything plastic just is not durable on those things. FIL has an old ass X5 with a standard transmission and that thing was fun AF to rip around Joshua Tree.

#33824
6 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Or we could just send some immigrants their way, to pump up those numbers.

#33828
16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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It's pretty telling when people use the personal possessive "my" when talking about "our" country.  As if it's this guy's personal domain and fiefdom.  Ugly fucking Americans, and language, even on a simple level like this is telling.  

#33829
No doubt. That trend has been going for a good 60 years now. I remember "helping" my Dad work on our Impala back in the early 70s and it looked like there was space enough to crawl in next to the engine and take a nap. Then 80s Toyotas were simple to work on, but you had to subcontract a 5-year-old to reach some of the bolts. 90s saw widespread reliability with a last gasp of simplicity.

Amen amen.

My first car was a 65 Mustang. With a shop manual and a set of rusty hand me down tools, I could fix anything on it myself. Flash forward and my first real grown up car was an 01 Jetta. I loved that car, but the only thing I could work on with confidence that I wasn’t going to interrupt a sensor that would make the dashboard light up warning lights like a Christmas Tree was the lightbulbs.
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What in the ever loving fuck is this?

First I’ve heard of Hitler having an opinion at all on porn. And so weird to put it in this “aw shucks Hitler wasn’t so bad” context.
#33831
3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

First I’ve heard of Hitler having an opinion at all on porn.

Accusation = confession.   He needs to ask Mike Johnson’s son to be his porn trust buddy.

#33832

Jesse Kelly is quite the patriot.  He advocates the hypothetical deportation of 17 people, 16 of which are legal citizens of "his" country.

#33833
58 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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37 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It's pretty telling when people use the personal possessive "my" when talking about "our" country.  As if it's this guy's personal domain and fiefdom.  Ugly fucking Americans, and language, even on a simple level like this is telling.  


100% guarantee he calls himself a Christian.

#33834
21 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Accusation = confession.   He needs to ask Mike Johnson’s son to be his porn trust buddy.

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#33835
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:


100% guarantee he calls himself a Christian.

Lol. Calls himself a Christian? 100% guarantee that fucking loser screams he's a christian at every opportunity, and projects it outward in every other possible manner as well. Bible Verses on cars and FB posts, jewelry, everything. Probably right down to fucking underage girls/boys. 

#33838
7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesse Kelly is quite the patriot.  He advocates the hypothetical deportation of 17 people, 16 of which are legal citizens of "his" country.

He'd go after that granny just like the Black and Tans he would.

#33839
When your religion talks about the sin of idolatry, they mean this. @Riley_Gaines_ https://t.co/JBr5kKnXmV
Girl I did pray for you, that’s why you got fifth place 🏅 https://t.co/eHtWfOxdGn

 

#33841
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

He'd go after that granny just like the Black and Tans he would.

I drank a shit ton of Black and Tans in my day, until I realized that Bass Pale Ale kinda sucks.

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#33842

This is a “neighbor” on our nightly walk route. Veteran, who we used to get a chuckle out of him walking this dumb little dog while he’s on his riding mower. Shouldn’t be surprised but the Trump sign went up on his fence and now he’s adorned the back of his mower with a sign.

Before we left tonight, my wife said I hope that guy is riding his mower and walking the dog and wearing fatigues so I can take his picture. Just add “with a Trump campaign sign” and I think this is what AI would shoot back at you — and that’s exactly what we got tonight in real life.

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#33843
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

I once read a statute that you can't stick anything in a mailbox without a stamp. Something like $7,500 fine for an individual and $15,000 for an organization. Judging from the amount of crap I get I doubt it's enforced.

But still, unless the first guy's flyer was stamped, they're both a couple of law-breaking dorks. Seems like thievery in or near a mail box would be a little worse.

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#33845
We asked North Carolina Superintendent of Public Instruction candidate Michele Morrow to autograph her tweets calling for Obama to be killed.

 

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#33846
59 minutes ago, C-Man said:

This is a “neighbor” on our nightly walk route. Veteran, who we used to get a chuckle out of him walking this dumb little dog while he’s on his riding mower. Shouldn’t be surprised but the Trump sign went up on his fence and now he’s adorned the back of his mower with a sign.

Before we left tonight, my wife said I hope that guy is riding his mower and walking the dog and wearing fatigues so I can take his picture. Just add “with a Trump campaign sign” and I think this is what AI would shoot back at you — and that’s exactly what we got tonight in real life.

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#33847

Not really taking glee in this but there's one less MAGAt in the world today.  My brother-in-law died this morning (probably a heart attack.)  My sister is obviously very distraught but something she said to me today...  "He was looking forward to voting next week."

Well, not now.  

#33848
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

This is a “neighbor” on our nightly walk route. Veteran, who we used to get a chuckle out of him walking this dumb little dog while he’s on his riding mower. Shouldn’t be surprised but the Trump sign went up on his fence and now he’s adorned the back of his mower with a sign.

Before we left tonight, my wife said I hope that guy is riding his mower and walking the dog and wearing fatigues so I can take his picture. Just add “with a Trump campaign sign” and I think this is what AI would shoot back at you — and that’s exactly what we got tonight in real life.

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I respect all veterans even if I disagree with them on politics. But there a a few of them who immediately want you to know their veteran status so you have to thank them for their service. 

reminds me when you are talking to a random woman. You have absolute zero interest in her but the second sentence out of her mouth includes a reference to her boyfriend.  Cool but I wasn’t going to ask for your number in a million years.

#33849
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

This is a “neighbor” on our nightly walk route. Veteran, who we used to get a chuckle out of him walking this dumb little dog while he’s on his riding mower. Shouldn’t be surprised but the Trump sign went up on his fence and now he’s adorned the back of his mower with a sign.

Before we left tonight, my wife said I hope that guy is riding his mower and walking the dog and wearing fatigues so I can take his picture. Just add “with a Trump campaign sign” and I think this is what AI would shoot back at you — and that’s exactly what we got tonight in real life.

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This dude shits on veterans, active duty, POWs, Purple Heart and Medal of Honor recipients.  He takes photo ops at those who have given their live for their country graves sites, with a big smile, a thumbs up, while pushing away the DA civilians tasked to protect those graves.  Okay, whatever.  Several times every year I have to sit though hours of SHARP (sexual harassment/assault response and prevention training), becuase of fucks like him.  Leaders go on and on about how sexual assault/harrassment is destroying the military and needs to be stamped out.  No lewd jokes, no inappropriate touching, no this, no that.  Okay, that's really probably for the best, and I can go along with that.  Then these same people tell me they are voting for Trump.  This cunt has like 27 accusations of sexual assault and harassment against him, and this is just the women that have come forward. You watch the videos of these women and it breaks your heart.  I just don't get it.

#33850
33 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Not really taking glee in this but there's one less MAGAt in the world today.  My brother-in-law died this morning (probably a heart attack.)  My sister is obviously very distraught but something she said to me today...  "He was looking forward to voting next week."

Well, not now.  

Is this a confession?  Did you election interference your brother-in-law into an early grave?

Eh, I think that's forgivable. It's not like you had a private email server or anything that bad. 

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