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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#33903
6 hours ago, Pancho said:
This cost me $175.I don’t care if you think Trump is “mean”

 

Who the fuck buys that shit? This is the food inflation equivalent of that guy who shoved a dildo up his ass as proof he’s not gay

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#33904
Obama: I've taken special interest in following the school superintendent race down here in North Carolina, in part because apparently the Republican candidate thinks I should face a firing squad. So I guess I am self-interested.

 

#33905
Here's the video that got WLOX-TV anchor Dave Elliot fired from his job today.pic.twitter.com/dAanV0QRPj

 

#33906
Ben Shapiro got flustered when I matched his energy and pushed back on everything.This clip made its way to the front page of reddit and now a lot of people are seeing that you can take down these guys

 

 

#33907
11 hours ago, Pancho said:
This cost me $175.I don’t care if you think Trump is “mean”

 

That name sounds Messican. Mean Trump gonna deport her if he wins. And good riddance. 

#33908
2 hours ago, Derka said:
Here's the video that got WLOX-TV anchor Dave Elliot fired from his job today.pic.twitter.com/dAanV0QRPj

 

Sad when the old guy stays just a little too long at his job. Sometimes they’re quietly encouraged to quit. Other times HR gets involved.

His timing was really stupid. Do this a year ago and he could have jumped into the right wing speaking tours to make a quick buck. Instead he’s a <1 news cycle story that will be forgotten by even locals next week.

#33909
34 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Sad when the old guy stays just a little too long at his job. Sometimes they’re quietly encouraged to quit. Other times HR gets involved.

His timing was really stupid. Do this a year ago and he could have jumped into the right wing speaking tours to make a quick buck. Instead he’s a <1 news cycle story that will be forgotten by even locals next week.

That has nothing to do with his age. Plenty of younger stupid white men think the same way. 

#33910
13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
This Trump supporter says the 19th amendment (which protects women’s right to vote) should be repealed. “That is the Christian position. Women should get their voice from their fathers, husbands, brothers or uncles.” https://t.co/B2KtqUCUsa

 

And when you show this to right wing dimwits, they say one of two things:

  • Oh, this is just a fringe thing.  It's a very small percentage of people who feel that way.
  • But Democrats want to let immigrants vote.

They always have an excuse for ignoring the fuckery.  

#33911

Just to state the obvious:  advocating for the repeal of the 19th Amendment is NOT "the" Christian position.

#33912
17 hours ago, Pancho said:
This cost me $175.I don’t care if you think Trump is “mean”

 

Damn you Kamala!  This is what leftist policies have done to Costco.  COSTCO!  

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I don't care if Trump will end democracy.

 

#33913
4 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Damn you Kamala!  This is what leftist policies have done to Costco.  COSTCO!  

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I don't care if Trump will end democracy.

 

Side note: if you buy A5 wagyu to use as ground beef, you are a monster. Trump probably asks for an A5 steak well done.

#33914

As if the inflation in 2021 had to do with Biden's policies. The Republicans were already blaming him for it in January 2021.

But I knew it was a good strategy and would probably work. Frankly I was shocked we did as well as we did in 2022. But inflation has been low for a bit so I am curious if it will still have much traction. The fact that most of the ads seem to be about trans and immigrants suggests to me we might be out of woods on this issue, at least politically. Still practical work needs to be done of course.

But we will see.

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#33915
19 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Side note: if you buy A5 wagyu to use as ground beef, you are a monster. Trump probably asks for an A5 steak well done.

And frozen too.  You're also an idiot if pay a premium for grass-fed 93% lean ground beef.  Might as well use a cut up (organic) leather belt at that point.

Anyway, I also completed the exercise of pricing out her items, using comparable store brands where possible.  Even with the 6 lbs of grass-fed 93% tasteless beef it only came out to $66.

 

 

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#33916
27 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Side note: if you buy A5 wagyu to use as ground beef, you are a monster. Trump probably asks for an A5 steak well done.

I will never understand anyone paying a premium for ground beef.

"Hmm, this hamburger that I've covered with mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, tomato, lettuce, and onion is 10% tastier than the grocery store brand."

#33917
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Just to state the obvious:  advocating for the repeal of the 19th Amendment is NOT "the" Christian position.

But even if it were, let the Christians self police that among each other. Keep the 19th so non-Christian women still have the opportunity. 
 

Thats the broader point- this isn’t a Christian nation and the laws shouldn’t be reflective of certain Christian positions.  Codifying into law their beliefs so that they can force it upon others is, or at least has been, very unamerican. 
 

 

#33918

That said, anyone that doesn't at least season their hamburger meat is also a monster. Every other type of meat you season, marinate, inject, lather. But hamburgers? You grab that stupid tall bag from Costco and throw them frozen right onto the grill. Animals.

#33920

Doris Metropolitan in New Orleans used to have a killer Wagyu burger. It was made with all their aged beef trimmings, so they only made a limited number and they sold out of them by the end of lunch every day. 

#33921
9 hours ago, Derka said:
Here's the video that got WLOX-TV anchor Dave Elliot fired from his job today.pic.twitter.com/dAanV0QRPj

 

I felt the need to wipe my screen after the spittle from the "vote, vote, vote" part of his diatribe. 

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#33922
he missed his next field goal and they lost by 1 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/esDiWMudRU

 

 

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#33923
BREAKING: Australia CANCELS visa of notorious antisemite Candace Owens, banning her from entering the country for her planned speaking tour in November.“Australia’s national interest is best served when Candace Owens is somewhere else.” - Immigration Minister Tony Burke

 

 

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#33924
7 hours ago, speed817 said:
he missed his next field goal and they lost by 1 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/esDiWMudRU

 

 

He's still claiming they won, though.

#33925
7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
BREAKING: Australia CANCELS visa of notorious antisemite Candace Owens, banning her from entering the country for her planned speaking tour in November.“Australia’s national interest is best served when Candace Owens is somewhere else.” - Immigration Minister Tony Burke

 

 

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I'll sure she'll take it in stride, being such a fan of stringent immigration policies as she is.

#33927
7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
BREAKING: Australia CANCELS visa of notorious antisemite Candace Owens, banning her from entering the country for her planned speaking tour in November.“Australia’s national interest is best served when Candace Owens is somewhere else.” - Immigration Minister Tony Burke

 

 

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#33928

"Coleton Furlow" sounds like an 80's film character, likely played by Andrew McCarthy or James Spader.

#33929
 
 
 

I gotta tell ya, that’s something that has at least amused me about this horrific timeline….there’s ALWAYS a tweet, and MAGAs are the DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKERS TO HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH.
And this yahoo is so dumb he surely doesn’t even grasp his self-own idiocy.
#33931
On 10/25/2024 at 5:03 PM, Pancho said:
This cost me $175.I don’t care if you think Trump is “mean”

 

Apparently she has some pending J6 charges

She’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer…

 

 

#33932

That grocery haul is solely to spend as much as possible on “basics.” Why not throw in a Porsche SUV to drive you to the store as well as proof as to the costs of the complete shopping trip.

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#33933
2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

That grocery haul is solely to spend as much as possible on “basics.” Why not throw in a Porsche SUV to drive you to the store as well as proof as to the costs of the complete shopping trip.

She didn't go to any grocery store. She had some delivery service haul that food to whatever book-free beige apartment full of sticky skank underwear on the floor that she lurks in.

#33934
Just now, RDCanecutter said:

She didn't go to any grocery store. She had some delivery service haul that food to whatever book-free beige apartment full of sticky skank underwear on the floor that she lurks in.

Go on…

#33935
14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Apparently she has some pending J6 charges

She’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer…

 

 

All you really need to know about Izzy.

 

I love being White.

 

#33936
1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

All you really need to know about Izzy.

 

I love being White.

 

The best part about that thought is if she's got any Iberian heritage, there's a reasonble chance that she has some Moor is in her.    Hell, she's probably had some Moor in her recently.  

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#33938
35 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The best part about that thought is if she's got any Iberian heritage, there's a reasonble chance that she has some Moor is in her.    Hell, she's probably had some Moor in her recently.  

 

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#33939
3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

All you really need to know about Izzy.

 

I love being White.

 

Actually, based on that photo, I surmise that her ethnicity is "uses spackle as makeup."

#33940
1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

The best part about that thought is if she's got any Iberian heritage, there's a reasonble chance that she has some Moor is in her.    Hell, she's probably had some Moor in her recently.  

"Your great, great, great grandmother..."

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#33941
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

No f*cking way that’s his real hair.

 

 

The combover is becoming more pronounced. Don’t think it’s a rug. Yet.

#33942
1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The combover is becoming more pronounced. Don’t think it’s a rug. Yet.

So he's not just an asshole but also a Hair Club for Men client?

#33944

If anything, this stunning clip confirms my suspicion that they know it’s not close. 

#33946
1 hour ago, Satchel said:

Happening now at Trump’s NYC rally:

 

May be a genius move on Tony's part.  Take MAGAs money, go over the top with racist jokes, disgust the rest of America in the process, Trump loses in a landslide.

#33947
There is a literal Nazi rally happening at Madison Square Garden and the star of the show wants to be the leader of the most powerful country in the world…again.

 

#33948

Hinchcliffe’s shtick belongs in the shock comedian subgenre where he seems to be quite successful.  A presidential rally is going to get him some backlash by those (a majority) that don’t hang at The Mothership on the reg.  His tweet back at Walz is about as snowflake as it gets.  

#33949
Hinchcliffe’s shtick belongs in the shock comedian subgenre where he seems to be quite successful.  A presidential rally is going to get him some backlash by those (a majority) that don’t hang at The Mothership on the reg.  His tweet back at Walz is about as snowflake as it gets.  

Comedians who whine about cancel culture always will say something like “don’t come to the place where we tell jokes if you cannot handle jokes” (which I absolutely agree with!)

The implication, of course, is that they recognize that the things they say are not acceptable in all situations. A political rally, for example, would be at the top of that list. He won’t be, but this dude needs to be ruined.
#33950
5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Comedians who whine about cancel culture always will say something like “don’t come to the place where we tell jokes if you cannot handle jokes” (which I absolutely agree with!)

The implication, of course, is that they recognize that the things they say are not acceptable in all situations. A political rally, for example, would be at the top of that list. He won’t be, but this dude needs to be ruined.

Meh, the pantheon of right wing entertainers doesn't have many winners in it.  Rob Schneider? Randy Quaid?  

Ronald Reagan is probably the only one we can all say "well, he made it."  But the rest pretty much go into crash mode once they start speaking right wing gibberish.

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