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1 hour ago, Satchel said:

 

Same thing happened in 1939 at MSG. This is not a coincidence.

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On 10/24/2024 at 8:06 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I respect all veterans even if I disagree with them on politics. But there a a few of them who immediately want you to know their veteran status so you have to thank them for their service. 

reminds me when you are talking to a random woman. You have absolute zero interest in her but the second sentence out of her mouth includes a reference to her boyfriend.  Cool but I wasn’t going to ask for your number in a million years.

I am a vet and I have given other vets shit for this need for attention 

5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The combover is becoming more pronounced. Don’t think it’s a rug. Yet.

He's trying to channel Richard Shelby.

To all those of the stupid, butter biscuits, Muslims Asians and Cubans who believe Trump and company only talk about Latinos in the manner: You’re stupid.

This has a nice beat. The lyrics aren’t bad either:

 

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2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Comedians who whine about cancel culture always will say something like “don’t come to the place where we tell jokes if you cannot handle jokes” (which I absolutely agree with!)

The implication, of course, is that they recognize that the things they say are not acceptable in all situations. A political rally, for example, would be at the top of that list. He won’t be, but this dude needs to be ruined.

There's someone on it.  BTW, "boricua" is the name of one of the native American tribes from PR so I think this guy is invested:

 

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3 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Hinchcliffe’s shtick belongs in the shock comedian subgenre where he seems to be quite successful.  A presidential rally is going to get him some backlash by those (a majority) that don’t hang at The Mothership on the reg.  His tweet back at Walz is about as snowflake as it gets.  

"There’s a lot going on. I don’t know if you know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

As far as I'm concerned, when it comes to comedy, there is no line - as long as it's funny. Weird apropos of nothing punching down like this is lazy as fuck. He might as well have just put up a slide deck of some of Pronghorn's memes.

3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Ronald Reagan is probably the only one we can all say "well, he made it."  

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

There's someone on it.  BTW, "boricua" is the name of one of the native American tribes from PR so I think this guy is invested:

 

I saved the best for last:

 

 

 

 

For future reference, "boricua" is a pretty generic term among Puerto Ricans for themselves.  Along with Borinqueno/a.

1 hour ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

"There’s a lot going on. I don’t know if you know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

As far as I'm concerned, when it comes to comedy, there is no line - as long as it's funny. Weird apropos of nothing punching down like this is lazy as fuck. He might as well have just put up a slide deck of some of Pronghorn's memes.

Well and here's the thing about it. Why are you making that joke at the rally unless you know it will play well for the audience? So yes, you're telling a racist joke to a bunch of racists in New York City. Is he making that joke at a comedy club in an area with a huge Puerto Rican populations or to an audience of mostly Hispanic people? Of course not. I do love the pussy ass tweet he had where he doubled down with a tampon joke. God, he is going to be so hated by everyone if Trump loses in areas he probably shouldn't. It won't happen but think if this flipped Florida. That guy would be looking over his shoulder for a while. And good. Fuck you for taking a stupid gig at a Nazi rally. It's what you deserve. 

44 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well and here's the thing about it. Why are you making that joke at the rally unless you know it will play well for the audience? So yes, you're telling a racist joke to a bunch of racists in New York City. Is he making that joke at a comedy club in an area with a huge Puerto Rican populations or to an audience of mostly Hispanic people? Of course not. I do love the pussy ass tweet he had where he doubled down with a tampon joke. God, he is going to be so hated by everyone if Trump loses in areas he probably shouldn't. It won't happen but think if this flipped Florida. That guy would be looking over his shoulder for a while. And good. Fuck you for taking a stupid gig at a Nazi rally. It's what you deserve. 

To be fair, I don't think "the guy spouting facts about sheep" is defending the appropriateness of that statement within that particular political context. Instead, I think he was making a broader and more general statement about supporting the notion that comedic speech shouldn't be limited.  Of course, that's my assumption, but maybe he does believe it's totally cool to blast out your hatred of accents, spices, and color to your beige world.

8 minutes ago, bolverk said:

To be fair, I don't think "the guy spouting facts about sheep" is defending the appropriateness of that statement within that particular political context. Instead, I think he was making a broader and more general statement about supporting the notion that comedic speech shouldn't be limited.  Of course, that's my assumption, but maybe he does believe it's totally cool to blast out your hatred of accents, spices, and color to your beige world.

Look, I'm just here to educate the masses about sheep. You need wool? They've got it.

Also, @bolverk got it - apologies if that was unclear. Comedic speech shouldn't be limited.  It doesn't always need to be tasteful. It should definitely be funny. Hinchcliffe's comment wasn't clever insult comedy, nor was it thoughtful subversive humor. Read the "joke." It's lazy and terrible and not funny. It was the sort of joke my 10 year old nephew would make if my nephew was a right-wing hatemonger at a Nazi rally.

17 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

All you really need to know about Izzy.

 

 

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15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

anchor baby

birthright citizen 

not for long ?

10 hours ago, freyguy said:

May be a genius move on Tony's part.  Take MAGAs money, go over the top with racist jokes, disgust the rest of America in the process, Trump loses in a landslide.

 

lulz 

 

17 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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If you run across any maga who says that Sundays comments were from a comedian and people need a sense of humor. Remind them it wasn’t a comedy show. It was a rally for a man who wants to run the most powerful country.

its also a good refresher as well in terms of those defending Trump on talk about grabbing women. Defenders called it locker room talk except it wasn’t a locker room. He was at work promoting his tv show.

 

these are the people we are voting against. surreal.

Based on personal observation, I'd say I've seen more garbage on Manhattan Island than the island of Puerto Rico.

 
these are the people we are voting against. surreal.

That is a perfect example of the lizard brain dominating reason. He was so angry that he couldn’t get a coherent sentence out. Fear and anger are so incredibly powerful and tfg has done a masterful job of manipulating those emotions to completely obliterate logic in the minds of his minions.
27 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Based on personal observation, I'd say I've seen more garbage on Manhattan Island than the island of Puerto Rico.

Yes but the vast majority of yesterdays attendees were from Staten Island, NJ and LI.

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1 hour ago, Derka said:

 

these are the people we are voting against. surreal.

He really didn't like being reminded that he's voting for a 34-time convicted felon and rapist.

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He really didn't like being reminded that he's voting for a 34-time convicted felon and rapist.

He doesn't even have his facts straight.  Judge Merchan was appointed in 2009, and not by Biden, but by Chief Administrative Judge Ann Pfau.  DA Alvin Bragg won an election to secure his post.  Clearly the jury is not appointed by the President.  These idiots hear random chaff spewed by right wing media (and Trump) and just lap it up.  Their lies are trivially easy to debunk yet there is no incentive to be correct, but rather just to foam at the mouth.

 

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13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He really didn't like being reminded that he's voting for a 34-time convicted felon and rapist.

 It's the same reaction we've all seen from kids who are maybe pushing the boundaries on good taste and group norms when their bros call them out on it.  An adult comes along to find out what's really going on and they immediately go into defense mode before any questions are even asked.  People with a conscience know when they've done wrong.  It's the Oatmeal cartoon. 

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24 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Shut up and play. Right, caepernick haters?

2 hours ago, Derka said:

 

these are the people we are voting against. surreal.

The wife knew what was gonna happen. Next critique of trump was that he incited the insurrection on Jan 6.

Walmart wolverine amygdala would’ve triggered with “I was there! It weren’t no insurrection”

Wife didn’t want him to self incriminate himself.

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2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Yes but the vast majority of yesterdays attendees were from Staten Island, NJ and LI.

Staten Island, you say?

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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

More like Lick Bofa these nuts!

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

lulz 

 

Or his bookings go through the roof.

12 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Or his bookings go through the roof.

 

hilton resort in puerto rico ?

here's one thing about 'maga', they're usually broke and on govt assistance. it's a very small group that has benefited from aligning themselves with trump (not including family) 

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

He doesn't even have his facts straight.  Judge Merchan was appointed in 2009, and not by Biden, but by Chief Administrative Judge Ann Pfau.  DA Alvin Bragg won an election to secure his post.  Clearly the jury is not appointed by the President.  These idiots hear random chaff spewed by right wing media (and Trump) and just lap it up.  Their lies are trivially easy to debunk yet there is no incentive to be correct, but rather just to foam at the mouth.

 

If they started fact checking, they might not like what they find.  So they never bother to do so.   About 10 years ago, I asked my republican relatives to define the terms they were using and they failed to do so.   It has always been about buzzwords and nothing more.  

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That's why we need to get rid of those intrusive FBI security clearances, Patriots!

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

trump loves the asians …

 

In a country with one of the largest/most pathetic populations of sexually frustrated socially incompetent young men, Trump has a fanbase.  I am shocked, I tell you.

3 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Andalusia?

Kids going to grow up to be a debaser.

Or get hit by Spanish bombs.

2 hours ago, Satchel said:

Or his bookings go through the roof.

Haha. Just called their Atlanta office and got the call center. I said I want to lodge a complaint against one of their “talents”. She said “let me guess, Hinchcliffe? I said yes. She said I am in the call center and had never heard of him before, but United does not stand behind him with his comments.  I asked have they dropped his contract yet? Sir I don’t know but I will definitely relay your concern to them. I said that will be good because if not I will help start a SM campaign against this company. (As if there isn’t already one going on).

41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

In a country with one of the largest/most pathetic populations of sexually frustrated socially incompetent young men, Trump has a fanbase.  I am shocked, I tell you.

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

trump loves the asians …

 

See?  This is nothing like 1939.  The Japanese didn’t align with America, they aligned with the fascist nazis.  
 

 

Wait a sec…

sounds like his act was prescreened ..

 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

sounds like his act was prescreened ..

 

"Cunt" was a bridge too far, eh?

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NSIAP (Jay Johnston, with photos)

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.257659/gov.uscourts.dcd.257659.191.0.pdf

Most interesting part is that apparently he doesn't have enough money to pay a fine. FAFO.

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VIII. FINE


The defendant’s convictions for violation of 18 U.S.C. § 231(a)(3) subject him to a
statutory maximum fine of $250,000. See 18 U.S.C. § 3571(b). In determining whether to impose
a fine, the sentencing court should consider the defendant’s income, earning capacity, and financial
resources. See 18 U.S.C. § 3572(a)(1); See U.S.S.G. § 5E1.2(d). The sentencing guidelines require
a fine in all cases, except where the defendant establishes that he is unable to pay and is not likely
to become able to pay any fine. U.S.S.G. § 5E1.2(a) (2023). Here, the defendant’s financial assets
set forth in the PSR suggest that the defendant is unable, and is unlikely to become able, to pay a
fine.

 

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