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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

further proof that penn st should be shut down and leveled ….

 

That moron took the "Guys, is it gay to date the most famous woman on the planet?" question right to the fucking source. Well, the source's NFL offensive lineman brother, at least. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

That moron took the "Guys, is it gay to date the most famous woman on the planet?" question right to the fucking source. Well, the source's NFL offensive lineman brother, at least. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Nothing gayer than putting your penis in a vagina. 

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

further proof that penn st should be shut down and leveled ….

 

The other half of that video

 

I didn't have "pussy mouthing off to a sure-fire first-ballot HOF offensive lineman" on my bingo card today.

The even more baller move would have been to pull out a wad of cash throw some hundreds on the ground and tell him to go buy a new phone.  

Then stand there and watch the guy sheepishly collect the money.

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39 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Nothing gayer than putting your penis in a vagina. 

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Trump’s Log Cabin Republican strategy unveiled:
 

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Tate calling the shots for Trump

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19 hours ago, Goofyboy said:


Fuck these people that have twisted care for a dying baby into this late term abortion murder bullshit. Palliative care for a dying newborn is a coordinated care strategy that focuses on improving the newborn's quality of life and comfort. It can be offered at the same time as other treatments, and can include end-of-life care to support a dignified death for the infant and the family.

Yeah but that doesn’t help Ted Cruz and Donald Trump get elected

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

further proof that penn st should be shut down and leveled ….

 

Kid got off easy. Social media made these kids way too comfortable disrespecting people for their own real life safety. 

I'm glad that will never make sense to me. "Your brother is dating the most popular woman in the world, who is gorgeous, and worth billions. Ha ha ha ha! That means he's gay." 

I’m seriously about to fucking lose it if I see another MAGA idiot on my Facebook feed.

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7 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I’m seriously about to fucking lose it if I see another MAGA idiot on my Facebook feed.

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I have been relishing unfriending people.

They couldn't get the ai image generator to make him stand up straight instead of that centaur pose?

38 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I’m seriously about to fucking lose it if I see another MAGA idiot on my Facebook feed.

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I just don't understand Christianity.

Where does one get that this serial philanderer and proven liar and so forth is some kind of holy man?

There isn’t one breath in his obese body that wants to protect our country. He wants to fill his pockets, his wallet and his mouth…

I just don't understand Christianity.
Where does one get that this serial philanderer and proven liar and so forth is some kind of holy man?

I don’t understand them either. They love the 10 commandments, yet break them and do so worshipping a POS that has also broken them.
2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I just don't understand Christianity.

Where does one get that this serial philanderer and proven liar and so forth is some kind of holy man?

 

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I don’t understand them either. They love the 10 commandments, yet break them and do so worshipping a POS that has also broken them.

It's simple.  Do all the criming and adultering you want and then just ask for forgiveness.  And God will write it off.

4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I just don't understand Christianity.

Where does one get that this serial philanderer and proven liar and so forth is some kind of holy man?

They aren't real Christians. They just use the name.

It's simple.  Do all the criming and adultering you want and then just ask for forgiveness.  And God will write it off.

Old Testament God doesn’t believe in that forgiveness crap. Its banishment of your soul for eternity.

I know, I know… they all make their own rules now to justify how they live.
18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

It's simple.  Do all the criming and adultering you want and then just ask for forgiveness.  And God will write it off.

Trump doesn’t ask forgiveness. 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump doesn’t ask forgiveness. 

I was about to say. I have never even heard the dude admit to a mistake much less say he was wrong about something. And he is currently doing all those things in addition to having done them his whole life.

42 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:


Old Testament God doesn’t believe in that forgiveness crap. Its banishment of your soul for eternity.

Well shit. 

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17 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

How would you deal with a 75 year old Mexican MIL that says, "Trump is what our country needs", "those girls knew what they were getting into, they deserve what happened to them", "We need someone more like Putin", "that black lady is a pendeja", "black people are about to take over", "Mexicans need to be stopped from getting free cell phones and health care", "if they don't like it they should stay in Mexico". Etc. Etc. She use to be a cotton picker, no high school education, and still believes in religion.

You push her down the stairs. 

51 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I just don't understand Christianity.

Where does one get that this serial philanderer and proven liar and so forth is some kind of holy man?

The antichrist takes a form they don’t understand or expect.

18 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

How would you deal with a 75 year old Mexican MIL that says, "Trump is what our country needs", "those girls knew what they were getting into, they deserve what happened to them", "We need someone more like Putin", "that black lady is a pendeja", "black people are about to take over", "Mexicans need to be stopped from getting free cell phones and health care", "if they don't like it they should stay in Mexico". Etc. Etc. She use to be a cotton picker, no high school education, and still believes in religion.

Before I answer, what does your wife say?

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

You push her down the stairs. 

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Let’s bury these fuckers.

 

ETA: Shit, dunno how this ended up in this thread, but fuck it. Let's hope a bunch of them freak out and actually kill themselves.

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30 minutes ago, immamac said:

You push her down the stairs. 

A note was just added to your FBI file

9 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:


Let’s bury these fuckers.

 

ETA: Shit, dunno how this ended up in this thread, but fuck it. Let's hope a bunch of them freak out and actually kill themselves.

Ho. Lee. Fuck. 

2 hours ago, Mileslong said:

I’m seriously about to fucking lose it if I see another MAGA idiot on my Facebook feed.

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You need to post the gif of Trump blowing the microphone 

Just start spamming the shit out of their feeds

I have been relishing unfriending people.

I gently troll them until they unfriend me, then act surprised.
3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

I just don't understand Christianity.

Where does one get that this serial philanderer and proven liar and so forth is some kind of holy man?

That is not a universal Christian perspective.  Not even close.

Fake Christians just like they are fake Patriots. It's all complete bullshit.

4 hours ago, Mileslong said:

I’m seriously about to fucking lose it if I see another MAGA idiot on my Facebook feed.

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false prophet 

53 minutes ago, TexPx said:


I gently troll them until they unfriend me, then act surprised.

There is only one I tried with. I have her still as a friend, but I’ve unfollowed her. The rest…nope.

I just don't understand Christianity.
Where does one get that this serial philanderer and proven liar and so forth is some kind of holy man?

Saw this for sale at the Austin airport a few years ago.
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4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Saw this for sale at the Austin airport a few years ago.
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The thought of those dumb fucking rubes spending their own money on that horseshit gruntles me greatly.

MAGA seems to be losing their minds today,  Trump melting down at a rally, Charlie K melting down, Nick Fuentes admitting it’s a cult.

3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


Saw this for sale at the Austin airport a few years ago.
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Nice, they put his chin pussy on a book.

 

I don't know which group adopting Trump is stranger, the Christians or the rednecks adopting a silver spooned new yorker, caked in bronzer, as their "man's man".

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