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38 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Schlapp,, schlapp, schlapping sounds

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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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He didn't get schlapped down for groping Herschel Walker's campaign guy. Let's see if he does this time.

lol. Ok. That’s a tame nonsense story in this timeline. I’m sure the outrage will be palpable. Anyway, moving on. 

On 2/13/2025 at 11:20 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Pretty sure I wore that same shirt, tie, and jacket to a job interview in 1993. Didn't have to sexually assault anybody either. Just showed a little leg.

yeah, if actual rape doesn't move the needle some heavy petting certainly won't. these people are demons, pure and simple

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Watching random stream of NCAA tourney and just saw a Vivek for governor of Ohio ad. Featuring images of tweets from Trump.

I was thinking is this some kind special ejection? Nope, this ad in March 2025 is for the November 2026 election. Wild

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Now do teacher’s salaries
On 3/21/2025 at 11:40 AM, speed817 said:

I bet that pregnant chick is his sister....

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Do people really still use baby oil instead of sunblock? RFK's going to block your mRNA therapy when the melanoma appears, although the 'beetus may strike first.

9 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


Now do teacher’s salaries

And, about 90% of that spending comes from the states themselves, including local government, who also make about 90% of the decisions as to how it's spent.

And, about 90% of that spending comes from the states themselves, including local government, who also make about 90% of the decisions as to how it's spent.

9 of the top 10 most expensive high school football stadiums are in Texas. Cy-Fair’s field cost 125 million. Katy was right at 100. That money probably inflates the per student cost a bit.
15 hours ago, speed817 said:

From my white brother-in-law 🤦‍♂️

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Your BIL is an idiot.  What the fuck does “relative standing compared to other nations with respect to education” mean exactly?  Also what standardized test applied to all 50 states that has remained unchanged from 1979 to 2017 is he referencing for the claimed  “flat score”.  Is he aware that “education” has changed a bit over the course of that time period?  High school education, offerings, and standards for my HS kids is nothing like what I received in the 80’s.

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2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Your BIL is an idiot.

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How he became a director at TI is beyond me....

You should also ask him how much he thinks all the bulletproof glass, metal detectors, security locks/cameras, army of grief counselors and armed guards costs to protect the 18yr olds “shall not be infringed” rights to limitless semiautomatic weapons.

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How he became a director at TI is beyond me....

Failing up is a thing.
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Looks like they took the cover for that floor vent.... (although it makes it easier to clean the floor by sweeping it into the hole)

Aside from being smoking hot, this woman posts some great content about the cult. She’s got degrees in Sociology, Clinical Psychology, and public health, I think and does a good job explaining things from those perspectives. 

Aside from being smoking hot, this woman posts some great content about the cult. She’s got degrees in Sociology, Clinical Psychology, and public health, I think and does a good job explaining things from those perspectives. 

She is super smart, and makes excellent points.

Also, I’d like to spend some nekkid hot tub time with her. Discussing philosophy and shit.
22 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Aside from being smoking hot, this woman posts some great content about the cult. She’s got degrees in Sociology, Clinical Psychology, and public health, I think and does a good job explaining things from those perspectives. 

She is smoking hot (although I defer to the male eye's judgement) and that is excellent work on her nose I must say, although I think she overdoes the lip treatment a bit, but for someone just over 40 she does look good.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Also...

Until you can book her for the 'water therapy counseling' session you desire, why don't you check her out in Playboy (8 times) or one of her movies, such as Vixens From Venus? She had quite a career before returning to school and getting a master's in Clinical Psychology. She has an interesting bio and here's a little more should anyone care read about it (or order a custom video!) https://www.ocweekly.com/b-movie-actress-custom-video-director-and-sex-therapist-erika-jordan-loves-love/

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6 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

She is smoking hot (although I defer to the male eye's judgement) and that is excellent work on her nose I must say, although I think she overdoes the lip treatment a bit, but for someone just over 40 she does look good.

Until you can book her for the 'water therapy counseling' session you desire, why don't you check her out in Playboy (8 times) or one of her movies, such as Vixens From Venus? She had quite a career before returning to school and getting a master's in Clinical Psychology. She has an interesting bio and here's a little more should anyone care read about it (or order a custom video!) https://www.ocweekly.com/b-movie-actress-custom-video-director-and-sex-therapist-erika-jordan-loves-love/

I might be in the minority but the lip thing is just dumb. looks like swelling from food allergy or bee sting or some shit. it's not attractive and I'm convinced women do it for each other, not for us. anywho...

10 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

She is smoking hot (although I defer to the male eye's judgement) and that is excellent work on her nose I must say, although I think she overdoes the lip treatment a bit, but for someone just over 40 she does look good.

Until you can book her for the 'water therapy counseling' session you desire, why don't you check her out in Playboy (8 times) or one of her movies, such as Vixens From Venus? She had quite a career before returning to school and getting a master's in Clinical Psychology. She has an interesting bio and here's a little more should anyone care read about it (or order a custom video!) https://www.ocweekly.com/b-movie-actress-custom-video-director-and-sex-therapist-erika-jordan-loves-love/

well, guess I'm not getting any more work done today. 

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I might be in the minority but the lip thing is just dumb. looks like swelling from food allergy or bee sting or some shit. it's not attractive and I'm convinced women do it for each other, not for us. anywho...

Not a fan either. I guess I understand why some women do it, and if it was important to a friend of mine I figure it's not my business to say... but it's not my cup of tea.

She figured out a good way to shift gears on her career path choices and it seems to be working for her.

14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I might be in the minority but the lip thing is just dumb. looks like swelling from food allergy or bee sting or some shit. it's not attractive and I'm convinced women do it for each other, not for us. anywho...

And that ruins her for me, tbh.  Starts making me wonder what else is fake and pumped up, including that pic.

Therefore, respectfully disagree on smoking hot.  Maybe underneath all that shizz, but I can't get past the shizz.

14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I might be in the minority but the lip thing is just dumb. looks like swelling from food allergy or bee sting or some shit. it's not attractive and I'm convinced women do it for each other, not for us. anywho...

My wife showed me a picture on her phone the other day and asked me to guess who it was. I looked at it for several minutes and gave up. Turns out it was one of her best friends who we vacation with once or twice a year. She doesn’t live in the same state as us, so we don’t see her all the time, but this is someone that I’ve known for a long time. She had so much damn filler and Botox and whatever other shit in her face that she was unrecognizable to me. She naturally has a very pretty face, but with all that shit she looked like a fucking alien. I don’t understand why women do that.
 

/derail

and btw this is totally on topic bc magat women seem the most prone to pump their lips up like a inner tube. I think it's part of their costume

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

and btw this is totally on topic bc magat women seem the most prone to pump their lips up like a inner tube. I think it's part of their costume

Good point. Funny thing is that while not a Trumper, my wife’s friend lives in a super Trumpy part of Denver so it’s what she sees all the time.

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911 was an inside job by airline management. They raped and pillaged labor on wages and benefits for almost 12 years. Honestly, the best thing that ever happened to them.









Only semi serious.

Eyes were opened during that July 4th trip to Moscow several years ago. 

Apparently this is hard to find on the internet.....

 

41 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Apparently this is hard to find on the internet.....

 

"Hoe bag,  huh. She should represent Amerikkka."

18 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

I hate aggy Nazis.

why did you say aggy twice?

5 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

He like raping sheep?

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So I ran an experiment on the Reddit Conservatives community. I posted some strong factual information with legitimate data sources that paints Trump in a bad light by his own supporters. 

Sure enough, an hour later the entire thread is gone, with no sign it ever existed. Those rubes that visit that community have no idea they are being spoon fed propaganda by Russian bots and GQP political operatives. It’s just so depressing. 

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