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#34701
3 hours ago, Pancho said:

It’s a mental illness. These people need help

MAGA mom detained by ICE

 

The call was definitely coming from inside the house

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#34703
4 hours ago, Pancho said:

It’s a mental illness. These people need help

MAGA mom detained by ICE

 

I take it you’re not married

#34704
On 6/19/2025 at 7:36 PM, Pancho said:
Imagine being so racist you won't give yourself a day off of work https://t.co/3gwPZYPKeK

 

Working?  Doing what, exactly?

#34705

Cool

 

As Shawn McCreesh and Tyler Pager report, House Republican holdouts were apparently swayed to support President Trump’s tax and spending bill by signed merch and photographs with the president. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/02/us/politics/trump-bill-holdout-republicans.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

 

#34706
57 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Cool

 

As Shawn McCreesh and Tyler Pager report, House Republican holdouts were apparently swayed to support President Trump’s tax and spending bill by signed merch and photographs with the president. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/02/us/politics/trump-bill-holdout-republicans.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

 

Its over

#34707
2 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Cool

 

As Shawn McCreesh and Tyler Pager report, House Republican holdouts were apparently swayed to support President Trump’s tax and spending bill by signed merch and photographs with the president. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/02/us/politics/trump-bill-holdout-republicans.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

 

what.

#34710
2 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Cool

 

As Shawn McCreesh and Tyler Pager report, House Republican holdouts were apparently swayed to support President Trump’s tax and spending bill by signed merch and photographs with the president. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/02/us/politics/trump-bill-holdout-republicans.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

 

I imagine it went a little like this:

 

#34711
52 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

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Why is Trump’s head photoshopped on John Daly’s body? Trump’s swing has never looked that good.

#34713
1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:
Excruciatingly embarrassing


 

I mean....actual cash bribes would be a shitload more dignified than purchasing their votes with what amounts to tchotchkes on par with shit you get for 500 tickets at Chuck E Cheese.

"You've got my vote for the shitty Paw Patrol backpack!"

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#34715
A real tweet from Wisconsin Republican Rep. @derrickvanorden Today’s GOP in a nutshell 🥜

 

 

#34717
6 hours ago, royiv said:

Why is Trump’s head photoshopped on John Daly’s body? Trump’s swing has never looked that good.

This is the biggest backswing I've found in a brief search.  They are shameless.

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#34718
7 hours ago, royiv said:

Why is Trump’s head photoshopped on John Daly’s body? Trump’s swing has never looked that good.

Because even the rubes wouldn't have believed Trump's head shopped onto Scottie Scheffler's body

#34721
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Anyone else get an email from the SSA propagandizing the bill passing?

This bullshit?

 

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#34722
6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....actual cash bribes would be a shitload more dignified than purchasing their votes with what amounts to tchotchkes on par with shit you get for 500 tickets at Chuck E Cheese.

"You've got my vote for the shitty Paw Patrol backpack!"

200916102055-chuck-e-cheese-prize-wall-f

Maybe not cash bribes, but bribes in crypto, which very well may have happened. We’d have no way of knowing. 

#34723
11 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....actual cash bribes would be a shitload more dignified than purchasing their votes with what amounts to tchotchkes on par with shit you get for 500 tickets at Chuck E Cheese.

"You've got my vote for the shitty Paw Patrol backpack!"

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(second consecutive clip posted from this American classic. I regret nothing.)

#34724
13 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Maybe not cash bribes, but bribes in crypto, which very well may have happened. We’d have no way of knowing. 

Maybe he just “promised” to not make them disappear. 

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#34727
At the HEB in North Dallas.....
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If we deported all Dodgers Ram owners, we’d be on to something.
#34729
3 hours ago, speed817 said:

At the HEB in North Dallas.....

What do those white placards on the tailgate and rear fender say?  I'm sure it's witty and thoughtful.

#34730
32 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What do those white placards on the tailgate and rear fender say?  I'm sure it's witty and thoughtful.

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#34733
30 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Should have followed him home and then called Ice and reported him

It's like swatting, but it's icing.

#34734
37 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Should have followed him home and then called Ice and reported him

Or...

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#34736
7 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Should have followed him home and then called Ice and reported him

A part of me wants to sign up to be a ICE agent so I can go around and target people driving trump mobiles, tell them their ID looks fake when they claim they are citizens, and deport them to El Salvador without due process.

#34737
A part of me wants to sign up to be a ICE agent so I can go around and target people driving trump mobiles, tell them their ID looks fake when they claim they are citizens, and deport them to El Salvador without due process.

There’s actually something to having some fifth columnists join ICE to both sabotage their ops and document their unconstitutional activities from the inside. Espionage and infiltration against hostile military force is a thing, and we’re presently occupied by one.
#34739
19 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Dan Bongino either lied to us on his podcast for several years or he is lying to us now…


Christmas Lol GIF by The Great British Sewing Bee

But is he going to stop listening to him? No, no he is not.

#34740
On 8/26/2024 at 10:12 AM, C-Man said:

I'd forgotten that Tafoya has rebranded herself as a MAGA provocateur.

LMAO @Michele_Tafoya is so damn stupid….forgot to delete the same post from 2023 https://t.co/ywCyykFjtm

 

#34744
8 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
LMAO @Michele_Tafoya is so damn stupid….forgot to delete the same post from 2023 https://t.co/ywCyykFjtm

 

Note 1- “I want to to thank you”

note 2- “your voice of reason is brings me a little hope”

#34746
"The degree to which conspiracism is central to Trumpism, it's something it took me a little while to grasp." Good thing, then, if the conspiracists are upset at Trump. @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social joins @samsteindc.bsky.social to talk Trump world splintering over Epstein:

 

Narrator: “they’re actually upset at Bondi.”

#34748
2 hours ago, speed817 said:

Oofffff.......

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"Mexicans aren't going anywhere."

"Just the tip" with a bullet.

Skeleton hand flipping the bird and words I can't read.

If I didn’t know any better, I’d say @Brisketexan is pissed, unless I’m totally misreading the message here.

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#34749
Person in the crowd: Are you an ms-13 member?Homan: Get out of here you loser. If you’re such a badass, meet me off stage.

 

#34750
On 7/4/2025 at 1:14 PM, speed817 said:

At the HEB in North Dallas.....

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These people are infuriating. Take pictures of all of these vehicles that put the flags in them that readily identify them as racist morons. Save the pictures and then when we overcome this clown car level fascism it’ll be time to get some of these idiots thrown in jail for supporting a traitorous regime that is attempting to dismantle the entire country.

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