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13 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I get making the mistake of posting a pic of a non-American car. At first glance, I didn't know what type of car it was. But what I don't understand is why you would post a pic of such an ugly-ass car behind the president unless you're actively trying to undermine him.

Trolling the public to “own the libs” is all I've got.

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15 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I get making the mistake of posting a pic of a non-American car. At first glance, I didn't know what type of car it was. But what I don't understand is why you would post a pic of such an ugly-ass car behind the president unless you're actively trying to undermine him.

not to mention: Production 1970–1988

it's gotta be a troll, right?

20 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I get making the mistake of posting a pic of a non-American car. At first glance, I didn't know what type of car it was. But what I don't understand is why you would post a pic of such an ugly-ass car behind the president unless you're actively trying to undermine him.

Because the Daily Signal probably got it from a Russian troll farm with orders on when and how to post it. 

On 7/27/2025 at 2:40 PM, TexasHooch said:

Counterpoint-also from today:

 

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On 7/31/2025 at 6:21 AM, Hookah Horns said:

Hatred. Power. Control. Aggrandizement. 

That's absolutely all they are about. 

I watched a video of the Oklahoma version of Talarico (he exists, saw it with my own eyes) and he said no major corporation would move to Oklahoma because of I.C.P. (I know what you're thinkin' . . .)

Intrusion

Control

Punishment

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Not sure what thread this dogshit news goes in.  But fucking hell. 
 

 

Christing fuck.

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I watched a video of the Oklahoma version of Talarico (he exists, saw it with my own eyes) and he said no major corporation would move to Oklahoma because of I.C.P. (I know what you're thinkin' . . .)

Intrusion

Control

Punishment

Insane Clown Posse? 

5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

This is fine.
 

I’ll never understand why they conceal their identities. Perhaps deep down they know what they are doing is not ok?

This is fine.



I like homey pulling rear guard with his mini-shield, turning around and checking their six. You know, to make sure nobody gets by him and gets at the boys.
2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’ll never understand why they conceal their identities. Perhaps deep down they know what they are doing is not ok?

The face coverings for ICE and people like the video above are just the modern version of a klan hood.  

3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

This is fine.
 

Nothing to see here...just the Louisville PD on parade.

35 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Say what you will about Hitler's Brown Shirts but at least they owned being fascist, racist thugs.

This is what I am saying. Fucking cowards. 

50 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 Christ what a circus. The person screaming OFFOFFOFF the entire time probably thought they were helping , and then miss stew with the hand on hip attitude couldn’t get the overhead closed that she had to open just then.  We just aren’t doing well as a population. 

Flying has become taking Grayhound. Insane.

Another page to the “not a drag queen” file.

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12 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Another page to the “not a drag queen” file.

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Of the many awful, sad things about that story, "the dude was turned on by the talent at a Tulsa Hobby Lobby" may be among the saddest.

What’s the average age of Hobby lobby shoppers in the colored poster board section?  if it is church leader, I’m assuming he’s taking pedo pics

Just now, Gatorubet said:

What’s the average age of Hobby lobby shoppers in the colored poster board section?  if it is church leader, I’m assuming he’s taking pedo pics

There are three demos at Hobby Lobby:

- children getting art supplies and such (this is probably what he was after, because church leader)

- middle-aged women/moms who got into "scrapbooking" or some other craft-y thing that has them buying supplies there

- old ladies buying throw pillows and candles and shit

Demo 1 is illegal (so again, that's surely what he was there for), and demos 2 and 3....especially in Tulsa....are gonna be sad.

On 8/3/2025 at 1:19 PM, Sbbruin said:

This is fine.
 

Watching them march, it looks like a 50/50 split of career Buck Privates and home schoolers.

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Changed my mind. 20/80 split.

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Imagine trying to answer that and not making it “political”.

“Hey guys, can someone explain Project 2025 to me and what it means and who is behind it? But no fucking politics in your answer! I hate that shit.”

16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Imagine trying to answer that and not making it “political”.

“Hey guys, can someone explain Project 2025 to me and what it means and who is behind it? But no fucking politics in your answer! I hate that shit.”

Aka, don’t say anything mean about dear leader in the explanation because then I won’t believe it. 

19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Of the many awful, sad things about that story, "the dude was turned on by the talent at a Tulsa Hobby Lobby" may be among the saddest.

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16 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

This guy has one personal scandal after another. Even if one or two is exaggerated, you don't have this much chaos without some fundamental issues. He's thought to be lying about ownership of companies that sell to the US govt, along domestic assaults and now this revenge porn story.

Besides can you trust a guy who looks to put so much gel in his beard that he looks like a 1970s GI Joe action figure.

EDIT: Without searching, I bet he's a guy who regularly uses the phrases alpha and beta male, has membership at a UFC gym, and most likely only dates women under 21. However he will be clear with you that she's at least 18 and legal.

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35 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

This guy has one personal scandal after another. Even if one or two is exaggerated, you don't have this much chaos without some fundamental issues. He's thought to be lying about ownership of companies that sell to the US govt, along domestic assaults and now this revenge porn story.

Besides can you trust a guy who looks to put so much gel in his beard that he looks like a 1970s GI Joe action figure.

EDIT: Without searching, I bet he's a guy who regularly uses the phrases alpha and beta male, has membership at a UFC gym, and most likely only dates women under 21. However he will be clear with you that she's at least 18 and legal.

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"Life like hair and beard."  Shit, half of the Surly posters would KILL for that.

 

Also, reminds me of the sex toy etc. catalog we got at our house in college.  Someone had ordered a blow up sex doll as a party prop (yes, we were degenerates).  Once you place such an order, you get on the mailing list, catalogs show up.  We get one, and paging through it, get to the section on artificial vaginas/pocket pussy devices.  And one of them has a graphic on the ad that looks like this....

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Except instead of "new and improved," it says "NOW FEATURING REAL HAIR!"  First....dear lord, the 80s were a dark time in so many ways.  Second...I couldn't stop laughing at the idea of some board meeting of the Acme Sex Toy company, where they were gathered around the board table, and a guy was griping "sales of our pocket vaginas are flat.  We just aren't moving product, there's no enthusiasm or buzz for it."  Then Jenkins, the new marketing guy, pops up in his chair -- "I'VE GOT IT.  Hear me out, fellas....two words....'REAL.  HAIR.'"  Long pause, then the chairman smiles -- "Jenkins, you're a GENIUS!"

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

"Life like hair and beard."  Shit, half of the Surly posters would KILL for that.

 

Also, reminds me of the sex toy etc. catalog we got at our house in college.  Someone had ordered a blow up sex doll as a party prop (yes, we were degenerates).  Once you place such an order, you get on the mailing list, catalogs show up.  We get one, and paging through it, get to the section on artificial vaginas/pocket pussy devices.  And one of them has a graphic on the ad that looks like this....

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Except instead of "new and improved," it says "NOW FEATURING REAL HAIR!"  First....dear lord, the 80s were a dark time in so many ways.  Second...I couldn't stop laughing at the idea of some board meeting of the Acme Sex Toy company, where they were gathered around the board table, and a guy was griping "sales of our pocket vaginas are flat.  We just aren't moving product, there's no enthusiasm or buzz for it."  Then Jenkins, the new marketing guy, pops up in his chair -- "I'VE GOT IT.  Hear me out, fellas....two words....'REAL.  HAIR.'"  Long pause, then the chairman smiles -- "Jenkins, you're a GENIUS!"

You laugh but Jenkins is sitting on a beach somewhere earning 20% on his bearer bonds.

13 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You laugh but Jenkins is sitting on a beach somewhere earning 20% on his bearer bonds.

"Grandpa, how'd you make all your money?"

"Consumer products."

On 8/6/2025 at 3:47 PM, 'stache said:

Another page to the “not a drag queen” file.

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Hasn’t the guy been punished enough?

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

"Grandpa, how'd you make all your money?"

"Consumer products."

Confederated Products?

On 8/3/2025 at 5:11 PM, tx ind said:

The face coverings for ICE and people like the video above are just the modern version of a klan hood.  

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Ok. So they don't like big-titted women in denim this week?? God, it's so confusing.

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