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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Heh, Ana's tattling on y'all on the football board.

 

Say it loud, say it proud. No one is shocked by depravity of the CR brain trust. 

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Heh, Ana's tattling on y'all on the football board.

 

What a fucking bitch. 

Tattling is an interesting way to frame it. You lunatics need to own your shit. Be proud and loud. 

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

What a fucking bitch. 

He can't even bring himself to say CR in front of the jocks.

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Tattling is an interesting way to frame it. You lunatics need to own your shit. Be proud and loud. 

You need to man up and argue in good faith.

LMAO.

Tuesday night happy hour got extended into Tuesday night angry and drunk posting I see. 

12 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Tattling is an interesting way to frame it. You lunatics need to own your shit. Be proud and loud. 

 

7 hours ago, Anastasis said:

You think that describes QE? Based on what exactly? That photo. You are a lunatic. 

 

Take your meds. 

Fuck right off. 

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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

What a clown show. 

Drink!

11 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Soooooo…what did Quinn do?

Please don’t hit me.

announced he was making the Dolphins in a pink Trump shirt

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

announced he was making the Dolphins in a pink Trump shirt

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Just a typical libertarian up in arms about some message board fodder and unconcerned about deployment of the U.S. Military in American cities. lol

16 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Just a typical libertarian up in arms about some message board fodder and unconcerned about deployment of the U.S. Military in American cities. lol

How long do you think it will take for concern to lead to real action beyond polite protest and snarky signage?

21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

How long do you think it will take for concern to lead to real action beyond polite protest and snarky signage?

Considering that the majority of Americans support it or are indifferent (which at this point is support), what would that look like? What would you propose? If a million people marched on Washington demanding change and the military mowed them all down, well over 100M other Americans would laugh gleefully and thank their dear leader. The election was the turning point, the majority chose this, there is no going back.

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33 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Considering that the majority of Americans support it or are indifferent (which at this point is support), what would that look like? What would you propose? If a million people marched on Washington demanding change and the military mowed them all down, well over 100M other Americans would laugh gleefully and thank their dear leader. The election was the turning point, the majority chose this, there is no going back.

Oh well. Hook 'em Horns!

37 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Considering that the majority of Americans support it or are indifferent (which at this point is support), what would that look like? What would you propose? If a million people marched on Washington demanding change and the military mowed them all down, well over 100M other Americans would laugh gleefully and thank their dear leader. The election was the turning point, the majority chose this, there is no going back.

yeah, whenever i feel a glimmer of hope i remind myself...

the cruelty, the stupidity, the destruction, the grift, the tackiness, the sheer disgusting grossness of it all, everything...

this is what the majority of my fellow citizens want. they voted for this with a clear, written plan right in front of them.

so...fuck it. this is America. we are exactly who history and the world always thought we were. 

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Trump tapped into their most basic commonality: utter stupidity.

I refuse to believe it’s an actual majority that wants this absolute horse shit. 

17 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

I refuse to believe it’s an actual majority that wants this absolute horse shit. 

same. it may be cognitive dissonance, but otherwise I wouldn't sleep at all

23 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

I refuse to believe it’s an actual majority that wants this absolute horse shit. 

Wants it.  Is just fine with it.  Will go along with it because hey, finally those dirty mexicans are getting what's coming to them.  It's a stewpot of motivations.  But they're all shitty.

Accept that the majority of Americans are pieces of shit.  It's an unpleasant fact, but it's a fact nonetheless.

 

19 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Even thinking about UT football fight now kind of makes me feel like Nero

18 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


Yet I still want to see Ohio State pounded into the dirt?

So - Carthage? 

 

(I know, Scipio Africanus was 200 years before Nero) 

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1 hour ago, jw4381 said:

I refuse to believe it’s an actual majority that wants this absolute horse shit. 

I don’t think it’s a majority that want it, but combine the ones that do want it with those that shrug their shoulders or don’t pay attention and walla 

I don’t think it’s a majority that want it, but combine the ones that do want it with those that shrug their shoulders or don’t pay attention and walla 

This. I have a co-worker that voted for lower prices. We don’t have lower prices. Shoulder shrug and “he’s better than Harris” is his response. He’s upper middle white guy in Cypress in a $1M home. None of this affects him at all, so why would he give a shit outside of being a decent human? The market stays rolling - all is good in his backyard.
8 hours ago, jw4381 said:

I refuse to believe it’s an actual majority that wants this absolute horse shit. 

I accept it as reality and just root for climate change.

1 hour ago, Goofyboy said:


This. I have a co-worker that voted for lower prices. We don’t have lower prices. Shoulder shrug and “he’s better than Harris” is his response.

Sounds more like he voted against a black woman. 

2 hours ago, Goofyboy said:


This. I have a co-worker that voted for lower prices. We don’t have lower prices. Shoulder shrug and “he’s better than Harris” is his response. He’s upper middle white guy in Cypress in a $1M home. None of this affects him at all, so why would he give a shit outside of being a decent human? The market stays rolling - all is good in his backyard.

He needs a swift kick to the nuts. I'm in Cypress and have a well worn in pair of Copa Mundials (irony is not lost here) to get the job done.

He needs a swift kick to the nuts. I'm in Cypress and have a well worn in pair of Copa Mundials (irony is not lost here) to get the job done.

If your in the Towne Lake / Bridgeland areas, you’re terribly outnumbered. MAGAs all over that area. He’s one of many. It’s not as bad as my neighborhood where Gov wheels did his door knocking bullshit, but it’s close.
13 hours ago, Goofyboy said:


This. I have a co-worker that voted for lower prices. We don’t have lower prices. Shoulder shrug and “he’s better than Harris” is his response. He’s upper middle white guy in Cypress in a $1M home. None of this affects him at all, so why would he give a shit outside of being a decent human? The market stays rolling - all is good in his backyard.

And nary a thought about J6 or the subsequent congressional hearings?

It appears most people just drift through life assuming that our system of government is a given and nothing will upend it. 

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Nope.

My BIL works in construction out at different plants around the country. Most of the people he interacts with have no clue what’s going on beyond a headline here and there. They get up, go to work, bullshit about conspiracies and whatever else catches their attention and go home. The avg American doesn’t have time or care enough or have the intelligence to actually understand jack shit on a national / global scale.

There were guys that hated Biden working on the TSMC project FUNDED BY the CHIPS act. [emoji2373]

2 hours ago, Goofyboy said:


If your in the Towne Lake / Bridgeland areas, you’re terribly outnumbered. MAGAs all over that area. He’s one of many. It’s not as bad as my neighborhood where Gov wheels did his door knocking bullshit, but it’s close.

I really, really wish he had come to Houston and knocked on my door

On 8/27/2025 at 3:07 PM, SubliminalHorn said:

I don’t think it’s a majority that want it, but combine the ones that do want it with those that shrug their shoulders or don’t pay attention and walla 

voila….just saying.

10 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

voila….just saying.

Oh hunty, I know 😘 

19 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

 

Maga might drive me to hit my first woman.  These cunts are as, if not more, fucked up as the men.

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Had no idea Quinn Ewers was MAGA. At least I can shit on him guilt-free now for costing us a natty last year. 

On 8/27/2025 at 10:39 AM, David Dennison said:

How long do you think it will take for concern to lead to real action beyond polite protest and snarky signage?

Goddamn, man. What do you suggest we do about this menace that you previously dismissed and minimized?

There is no way to fight that. It's like when my father responding to me with "Joe Biden is a rapist" when I pointed out what Trump is. 

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12 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Had no idea Quinn Ewers was MAGA. At least I can shit on him guilt-free now for costing us a natty last year. 

for those of us on the outside looking in, he always looked and sounded a good bit retarded. 😉

On 8/29/2025 at 9:19 AM, Hookah Horns said:

Had no idea Quinn Ewers was MAGA. At least I can shit on him guilt-free now for costing us a natty last year. 

Who’s gonna tell him?

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