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Ryan Adams is absolutely a Grade A jackass.  I have the personal experience to back up that assertion.

He's now trolling Keith Urban by trying to get Nicole Kidman's attention.  This screams "off the wagon, again x infinity".

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9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ryan Adams prints like a 2nd grader?

Not the first time I've seen that scrawl.  He posted it to his own social media.

10 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

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“Name three songs by Slayer.”

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9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ryan Adams prints like a 2nd grader?

Summer of 69 was a good song though.

3 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Summer of 69 was a good song though.

My friend saw him in Nashville eons ago and someone jokingly yelled that out as a request. Ryan got pissed and told him he'd pay him 20 dollars to leave. Guy came up, took Ryan's money then watched the rest of the show from the back of the auditorium. 

He may be an asshole but Lucky Now is a great song. 

My friend saw him in Nashville eons ago and someone jokingly yelled that out as a request. Ryan got pissed and told him he'd pay him 20 dollars to leave. Guy came up, took Ryan's money then watched the rest of the show from the back of the auditorium. 

Have heard that story a time or two as it is the stuff of legend. Saw him a few years ago in Dallas and somebody yelled that out. Ryan chuckled and mentioned that if this was the past he would’ve lost his shit on the guy. The implication is that he was in a much better place. Sexual misconduct allegations and a lagging career later, mixed with booze/pills and he’s back to being the same old asshole. He posted a few weeks ago something that basically he was done performing in America. At least that’s how it read. Used to really dig him but now have very little desire to see him.

I've mentioned it before, but he was at Hole In The Wall one night when my shitty band was playing.  He kept yelling for us to play "Freebird".  I finally took off my guitar and said "you come play it, motherfucker".  He passed.

He's a talent but he's an asshole.  The idea of him getting pissed about people requesting Bryan Adams songs is laughable in light of my experience.

This thread is making me want to put on Gold or Cold Roses. I’ll just pretend I didn’t read that shit above.

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

But it feels so good..

Too soon, bro! 
 

Sincerely, 

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15 hours ago, Red Five said:

This thread is making me want to put on Gold or Cold Roses. I’ll just pretend I didn’t read that shit above.

I'm not boycotting him.  I'll spin some Whiskeytown or "Gold" now and again.  The songs are great, and I already bought the product. 

On 10/6/2025 at 8:27 AM, jimmyjazz said:

I'm not boycotting him.  I'll spin some Whiskeytown or "Gold" now and again.  The songs are great, and I already bought the product. 

Last show I saw at Liberty Lunch (RIP)

14 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Last show I saw at Liberty Lunch (RIP)

I never even got to go to Liberty Lunch.  Dammit.

On 10/5/2025 at 4:52 PM, MissingInAction said:

Wait.. Bryan Adams isnt Ryan Adams?

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Found out last night one of my friends that I see socially once every couple of months is a magat. I brought up the stupidity of the Abbott rainbow crosswalk thing and he immediately went into defense mode. Used the “I just don’t like that they have to shove it in our faces” line. 
 

I was pretty shocked and luckily his other friend was there and much better than me at articulating why his ideas were heinous. I am still shocked at how many of them are hiding among us. 

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Found out last night one of my friends that I see socially once every couple of months is a magat. I brought up the stupidity of the Abbott rainbow crosswalk thing and he immediately went into defense mode. Used the “I just don’t like that they have to shove it in our faces” line. 

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Seems a rather disproportionate fraction of these young GOP racist/radicals are guinea wop dago greaseballs.

I use the slur for teh lulz but also to point out that it wasn't so long ago we had a bunch of different ethnic out groups and I believe that sort of thing cometh again, and that right soon.

Ftr, that citizen failure, racist, deplorable Nazi gimp works for Dave Taylor (R) OH. They both should eat shit until they choke.

Just die already, you fucking ghoul.

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On 10/15/2025 at 4:49 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Seems a rather disproportionate fraction of these young GOP racist/radicals are guinea wop dago greaseballs.

I use the slur for teh lulz but also to point out that it wasn't so long ago we had a bunch of different ethnic out groups and I believe that sort of thing cometh again, and that right soon.

I work with a guy that thinks he's going to unseat Gabe Evans in the republican primary for a House seat. He's a dago WOP bastard. A couple weeks ago I was agast as he was talking to a couple of new hires, a white female and a black male, about the white replacement theory and why we have to get all these illegals out.

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Because. They. AGREE WITH THEM.

Republicans are racist pieces of shit. All of them. Anyone who remains in that party is. AND THEY’RE PROUD OF IT.

"They were just joking!"

This is something someone who doesn't understand the difference between "jokes" and "things fascists find funny" would say. Jokes have punchlines which are funny in part because they're clever endings that the listener did not expect. Things fascists find funny is the exact moronic malevolent shit that a listener would expect from fascists. 

5 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

"They were just joking!"

This is something someone who doesn't understand the difference between "jokes" and "things fascists find funny" would say. Jokes have punchlines which are funny in part because they're clever endings that the listener did not expect. Things fascists find funny is the exact moronic malevolent shit that a listener would expect from fascists. 

Yep.  And there's a difference between some "that's just wrong" shit and this shit they are saying.  Context matters as well.

If someone on Surly says "man, Hitler jokes are a gas," that's FIRMLY in the "that's just wrong" arena, but NOBODY could reasonably take it as an endorsement/approval in any way, shape, or form, of the evils of naziism.  These fuckers....as they actively support the exact sort of tactics, information manipulation, lies, etc. used by the nazis and other fascist regimes, as WELL as the context of the posts themselves....well, they aren't fucking jokes.  

Holy shit. Russ Vought is only 49 years old. What is with these psychos looking 20 years older than they actually are?

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Holy shit. Russ Vought is only 49 years old. What is with these psychos looking 20 years older than they actually are?

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Evil takes a toll.

I saw something on Daily Beast that I didn't look into, but apparently, recently, Trump went on some kind of rampage to get a newly divorced Vought fucked by one of the plastic fantastic Mar A Lago critters.

I wouldn't fuck Vought with Trump's mushroom.

9 hours ago, C-Man said:

Nowhere else to put this: Family of Texas congressional aide who lit herself on fire speaks out after claims of an affair with Republican Tony Gonzales

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This needs to be a way bigger story

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The family of a Texas congressional aide who lit herself on fire has spoken out after claims of an affair with her Republican boss.

Regina Santos-Aviles, a 35-year-old mother of one from Uvalde, Texas, died last month after suffering severe burns.

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This needs to be a way bigger story

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Why?  No rules, norms, morality, or ethics apply to or bind Republicans.  So, it's a non-story.

On 10/22/2025 at 11:10 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Holy shit. Russ Vought is only 49 years old. What is with these psychos looking 20 years older than they actually are?

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I am 47 (will be 48 in January), and I look 10-15 years younger than I am (some 20 somethings last night thought I was there age, or at max 30 lol).  I might be assertive, but I try to genuinely be a good person.  I try to be nice to people, and if I see a Trumpy person in the wild (rare in Manhattan thank goodness), I just ignore them. 

I agree with @TwiceHorn, evil takes a toll, and we are seeing it real time with the entire Trump regime and a shitload of the Republicunts in Congress.

22 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I am 47 (will be 48 in January), and I look 10-15 years younger than I am (some 20 somethings last night thought I was there age, or at max 30 lol).  I might be assertive, but I try to genuinely be a good person.  I try to be nice to people, and if I see a Trumpy person in the wild (rare in Manhattan thank goodness), I just ignore them. 

I agree with @TwiceHorn, evil takes a toll, and we are seeing it real time with the entire Trump regime and a shitload of the Republicunts in Congress.

Hi, I'm Kevin from Surly...

Had a breakthrough with my MAGA Sooner golfing buddy today. We've been avoiding political talk lately, as he gets so riled up that he starts wrapping his clubs around the golf cart after an errant shot, but we dabbled in Trump conversation today on the phone. The shitty economy, younger generations getting screwed over, the ballroom being built next to the White House, the handful of billionaires controlling everything. "Fuck'em all, I'm tired of this shit." 

Pleasantly surprised. He literally has 2 MAGA hats displayed in the back of his car. 

26 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Had a breakthrough with my MAGA Sooner golfing buddy today. We've been avoiding political talk lately, as he gets so riled up that he starts wrapping his clubs around the golf cart after an errant shot, but we dabbled in Trump conversation today on the phone. The shitty economy, younger generations getting screwed over, the ballroom being built next to the White House, the handful of billionaires controlling everything. "Fuck'em all, I'm tired of this shit." 

Pleasantly surprised. He literally has 2 MAGA hats displayed in the back of his car. 

That’s neat and all, but unless he’s not going to vote at all, I imagine between now and the midterms (or 2028 if he’s just a presidential voter), he will spend enough time back in the maga echo chamber that he will be convinced the Dems are somehow worse. 

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I am 47 (will be 48 in January), and I look 10-15 years younger than I am (some 20 somethings last night thought I was there age, or at max 30 lol). 

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6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That’s neat and all, but unless he’s not going to vote at all, I imagine between now and the midterms (or 2028 if he’s just a presidential voter), he will spend enough time back in the maga echo chamber that he will be convinced the Dems are somehow worse. 

Bingo.  There's facts and logic and experience.....and then there's dirty mexicans and queers and that one trans kid who played badminton in Michigan.  GOTTA VOTE AGAINST WOKE!!!!

These people are scum.  All of them.  They may have a moment of clarity, but don't worry -- it will pass.  You can't overcome the lizard-brained hatred for others, the conclusion that the only valid policies for anything are those that hurt people, that dominates their thinking.  It's too much, it cannot be overcome.

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That’s neat and all, but unless he’s not going to vote at all, I imagine between now and the midterms (or 2028 if he’s just a presidential voter), he will spend enough time back in the maga echo chamber that he will be convinced the Dems are somehow worse. 

Yeah, let's see what weirdo moral panic they'll drum up for the midterms.

'Senegalese are eating counterfeit French bulldogs in New York City.'

Not too far from my house in Irving yesterday....

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