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#35301

Am I nuts or has the football board gone completely off the rails with the Sark stuff?  
 

Posting this here because it seems like there are a ton of magats on the football board and they are wont to take internet rumors as gospel. 

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#35303
21 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Am I nuts or has the football board gone completely off the rails

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#35305
53 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

The irony being they arent qualified for the jobs Indians are being offered.

And still want to hide their identity. 

#35306
21 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Am I nuts or has the football board gone completely off the rails with the Sark stuff?  
 

Posting this here because it seems like there are a ton of magats on the football board and they are wont to take internet rumors as gospel. 

I just looked at that thread and laughed at all the stupid miserable people posting in it. I'm sure many were angry that we got the comeback win last night. Not shocked at all with who are the most active on that thread. I'll also laugh when Sark is here next year to further torment them. 

#35307
35 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I just looked at that thread and laughed at all the stupid miserable people posting in it. I'm sure many were angry that we got the comeback win last night. Not shocked at all with who are the most active on that thread. I'll also laugh when Sark is here next year to further torment them. 

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#35309
On 10/25/2025 at 7:21 AM, speed817 said:

Not too far from my house in Irving yesterday....

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It'd be funny if someone dressed up like them and walked up and took their knees out with a bat.

#35310
17 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

It'd be funny if someone dressed up like them and walked up and took their knees out with a cricket bat.

fify

#35314

I don't always carry a quiver but when I do, there's 2 field hockey sticks, a persimmon Wilson 3 wood and a fraternity approved paddle.  

#35316

I noticed that AJ McCarron announced a run at the Alabama Lt Gov race next year. Of course as a Republican.

AJ's main resume item is that he won 2 national championships with Bama as the starting QB. He was redshirted on the team that beat us in 2009, so he technically has 3 titles. As a bonus, he has been on NFL teams for 9 years starting 4 games. I'm sure this has given him a decent bank account outside of any money he could earn from being a recent Bama legend.

Now with zero political or legal experience, he wants the backup governor role in Alabama. what a potential team: Tuberville (Governor) and McCarron (Gov Jr.)

#35317
2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I noticed that AJ McCarron announced a run at the Alabama Lt Gov race next year. Of course as a Republican.

AJ's main resume item is that he won 2 national championships with Bama as the starting QB. He was redshirted on the team that beat us in 2009, so he technically has 3 titles. As a bonus, he has been on NFL teams for 9 years starting 4 games. I'm sure this has given him a decent bank account outside of any money he could earn from being a recent Bama legend.

Now with zero political or legal experience, he wants the backup governor role in Alabama. what a potential team: Tuberville (Governor) and McCarron (Gov Jr.)

Don't forget Finebaum.

#35318
3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Don't forget Finebaum.

Toss in Katie Britt and you have less than one functioning brain between the four of them.

#35319
9 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Toss in Katie Britt and you have less than one functioning brain between the four of them.

But that is still above median for Alabaman per capita brain function.  

#35320
13 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Toss in Katie Britt and you have less than one functioning brain between the four of them.

Sounds like the start of a train

#35321
6 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I noticed that AJ McCarron announced a run at the Alabama Lt Gov race next year. Of course as a Republican.

AJ's main resume item is that he won 2 national championships with Bama as the starting QB. He was redshirted on the team that beat us in 2009, so he technically has 3 titles. As a bonus, he has been on NFL teams for 9 years starting 4 games. I'm sure this has given him a decent bank account outside of any money he could earn from being a recent Bama legend.

Now with zero political or legal experience, he wants the backup governor role in Alabama. what a potential team: Tuberville (Governor) and McCarron (Gov Jr.)

Was he the one with the smoking hot mom?

#35325
16 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Was he the one with the smoking hot mom?

UGA qb Fromm

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#35326

This series has popped up in my feed regularly. Amazing how people rationalize his lies, or just choose to ignore the blatant fallacies

33K likes, 6,793 comments - thenecessaryconversationpod on October 12, 2025: "New episode out today on Youtube and wherever you listen to podcasts #trump #maga #biden #fbi #january6th".

#35327
This series has popped up in my feed regularly. Amazing how people rationalize his lies, or just choose to ignore the blatant fallacies

33K likes, 6,793 comments - thenecessaryconversationpod on October 12, 2025: "New episode out today on Youtube and wherever you listen to podcasts #trump #maga #biden #fbi #january6th".


The mental gymnastics is beyond comprehension. Biden wasn’t President. How do they just ignore that?? Fuck.
#35328
4 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:


The mental gymnastics is beyond comprehension. Biden wasn’t President. How do they just ignore that?? Fuck.

It's incredible.  They just live in an alternate reality.

#35329
37 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

This series has popped up in my feed regularly. Amazing how people rationalize his lies, or just choose to ignore the blatant fallacies

33K likes, 6,793 comments - thenecessaryconversationpod on October 12, 2025: "New episode out today on Youtube and wherever you listen to podcasts #trump #maga #biden #fbi #january6th".

 

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#35330
49 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

This series has popped up in my feed regularly. Amazing how people rationalize his lies, or just choose to ignore the blatant fallacies

33K likes, 6,793 comments - thenecessaryconversationpod on October 12, 2025: "New episode out today on Youtube and wherever you listen to podcasts #trump #maga #biden #fbi #january6th".

Her brain was about to malfunction like this robot

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#35331
2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

This series has popped up in my feed regularly. Amazing how people rationalize his lies, or just choose to ignore the blatant fallacies

33K likes, 6,793 comments - thenecessaryconversationpod on October 12, 2025: "New episode out today on Youtube and wherever you listen to podcasts #trump #maga #biden #fbi #january6th".

 

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#35332
On 10/4/2025 at 9:47 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Ryan Adams is absolutely a Grade A jackass.  I have the personal experience to back up that assertion.

He's now trolling Keith Urban by trying to get Nicole Kidman's attention.  This screams "off the wagon, again x infinity".

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Who the fuck is RYAN Adams?

#35333
60K likes, 7,347 comments - unitingnow on November 1, 2025: "🚨 This isn’t a joke. It’s unacceptable. And it has no place in 2025. #America #Trump #America #EBT #SocialJustice #RacialEquality #CallItOut #StopTheHate #WeWillNotBeSilent".

 

 

#35334
 
 

Just remember: this is who they are. All of them. Some may tell you “that’s wrong, and I don’t support it”….yet they will continue to support it and vote for it without fail. Right, @Enchubben ?
#35335
3 hours ago, speed817 said:
60K likes, 7,347 comments - unitingnow on November 1, 2025: "🚨 This isn’t a joke. It’s unacceptable. And it has no place in 2025. #America #Trump #America #EBT #SocialJustice #RacialEquality #CallItOut #StopTheHate #WeWillNotBeSilent".

 

 

MAGA is just hedonism for assholes. Trump gave the Facebook uncles, childhood friends who grew up to be incels, Aggie neighbors, and other miserable, resentful shitheads in your lives permission to be their worst selves, openly and proudly. 

 

#35336
11 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

MAGA is just hedonism for assholes. Trump gave the Facebook uncles, childhood friends who grew up to be incels, Aggie neighbors, and other miserable, resentful shitheads in your lives permission to be their worst selves, openly and proudly. 

 

And there are a fuck ton of assholes in this country. 

#35337
And there are a fuck ton of assholes in this country. 

It’s our dominant identity.
American exceptionalism? Yeah…we’re exceptionally assholish.
#35338
On 10/28/2025 at 8:36 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I noticed that AJ McCarron announced a run at the Alabama Lt Gov race next year. Of course as a Republican.

AJ's main resume item is that he won 2 national championships with Bama as the starting QB. He was redshirted on the team that beat us in 2009, so he technically has 3 titles. As a bonus, he has been on NFL teams for 9 years starting 4 games. I'm sure this has given him a decent bank account outside of any money he could earn from being a recent Bama legend.

Now with zero political or legal experience, he wants the backup governor role in Alabama. what a potential team: Tuberville (Governor) and McCarron (Gov Jr.)

 

On 10/28/2025 at 8:38 AM, TwiceHorn said:

Don't forget Finebaum.

 

On 10/28/2025 at 12:18 PM, Macanudo said:

Toss in Katie Britt and you have less than one functioning brain between the four of them.

Like Texas can talk shit about any other state's politician lineup?

#35340
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you? MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.

 

#35341
On 11/2/2025 at 4:52 AM, speed817 said:
60K likes, 7,347 comments - unitingnow on November 1, 2025: "🚨 This isn’t a joke. It’s unacceptable. And it has no place in 2025. #America #Trump #America #EBT #SocialJustice #RacialEquality #CallItOut #StopTheHate #WeWillNotBeSilent".

 

 

Racism isn't part of their identity.  It is the essence of their identity.

And it just makes me want to slap a bitch when they make these blanket assumptions that minorities are the ones suckling at the SNAP teet.  Uh, no.  It's whites as the largest beneficiaries of SNAP.

#35342
On 11/2/2025 at 9:57 AM, BrickHorn said:

MAGA is just hedonism for assholes. Trump gave the Facebook uncles, childhood friends who grew up to be incels, Aggie neighbors, and other miserable, resentful shitheads in your lives permission to be their worst selves, openly and proudly. 

 

QFMFT.  This x1000.  This will be my new catch phrase from here on out.  Thank you Brick. 

#35343

the nazis are roosting in the gop nest and even the wsj is squirming (below)

I unpacked the implications of Nick Fuentes' collaboration with Tucker Carlson and the former Fox News host's willingness to portray the white nationalist livestreamer as a victim. Someone wants him in the mainstream. Why? And what does it mean? https://postsfromunderground.ghost.io/on-tucker-carlson-nick-fuentes-the-heritage-foundation-and-all-that/
Noticing the sty door open long after the pigs got loose—WSJ sounds alarm at GOP-MAGA Jew-baiting "If conservatives—and Republicans—don’t call out this poison in their own ranks before it corrupts more young minds, the right and America are entering dangerous territory." https://www.wsj.com/opinion/the-new-rights-new-antisemites-d702dcbd?mod=hp_opin_pos_1

 

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#35344
8 minutes ago, Chopper said:

the nazis are roosting in the gop nest and even the wsj is squirming (below)

I unpacked the implications of Nick Fuentes' collaboration with Tucker Carlson and the former Fox News host's willingness to portray the white nationalist livestreamer as a victim. Someone wants him in the mainstream. Why? And what does it mean? https://postsfromunderground.ghost.io/on-tucker-carlson-nick-fuentes-the-heritage-foundation-and-all-that/
Noticing the sty door open long after the pigs got loose—WSJ sounds alarm at GOP-MAGA Jew-baiting "If conservatives—and Republicans—don’t call out this poison in their own ranks before it corrupts more young minds, the right and America are entering dangerous territory." https://www.wsj.com/opinion/the-new-rights-new-antisemites-d702dcbd?mod=hp_opin_pos_1

 

"are entering dangerous territory"

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Fucking hell, WSJ.

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#35345
10 hours ago, Chopper said:

the nazis are roosting in the gop nest and even the wsj is squirming (below)

I unpacked the implications of Nick Fuentes' collaboration with Tucker Carlson and the former Fox News host's willingness to portray the white nationalist livestreamer as a victim. Someone wants him in the mainstream. Why? And what does it mean? https://postsfromunderground.ghost.io/on-tucker-carlson-nick-fuentes-the-heritage-foundation-and-all-that/
Noticing the sty door open long after the pigs got loose—WSJ sounds alarm at GOP-MAGA Jew-baiting "If conservatives—and Republicans—don’t call out this poison in their own ranks before it corrupts more young minds, the right and America are entering dangerous territory." https://www.wsj.com/opinion/the-new-rights-new-antisemites-d702dcbd?mod=hp_opin_pos_1

 

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#35346
14 hours ago, Chopper said:

the nazis are roosting in the gop nest and even the wsj is squirming (below)

I unpacked the implications of Nick Fuentes' collaboration with Tucker Carlson and the former Fox News host's willingness to portray the white nationalist livestreamer as a victim. Someone wants him in the mainstream. Why? And what does it mean? https://postsfromunderground.ghost.io/on-tucker-carlson-nick-fuentes-the-heritage-foundation-and-all-that/
Noticing the sty door open long after the pigs got loose—WSJ sounds alarm at GOP-MAGA Jew-baiting "If conservatives—and Republicans—don’t call out this poison in their own ranks before it corrupts more young minds, the right and America are entering dangerous territory." https://www.wsj.com/opinion/the-new-rights-new-antisemites-d702dcbd?mod=hp_opin_pos_1

 

More pls.

14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

"are entering dangerous territory"

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Fucking hell, WSJ.

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Well, brisket, most Jews are white.

#35347

Here's common-gooder Adrian Vermeule weighing in on the Fuentes debacle.

Very telling which people think Nick Fuentes is the person attacking their city, or their ally in defending the city [contains quote post or other embedded content]

Usually, these common-gooders at least pretend to stay above it all.  

#35348
On 11/2/2025 at 6:52 AM, speed817 said:
60K likes, 7,347 comments - unitingnow on November 1, 2025: "🚨 This isn’t a joke. It’s unacceptable. And it has no place in 2025. #America #Trump #America #EBT #SocialJustice #RacialEquality #CallItOut #StopTheHate #WeWillNotBeSilent".

 

 

Hmmmm... Looks like they want to audition for the adult version of EBT. Gives me a terrible idea.

#35349
1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Here's common-gooder Adrian Vermeule weighing in on the Fuentes debacle.

Very telling which people think Nick Fuentes is the person attacking their city, or their ally in defending the city [contains quote post or other embedded content]

Usually, these common-gooders at least pretend to stay above it all.  

The meat of what he wrote is apparently a translation of a 1927 Carl Schmitt book. 

What this shows is the increasingly hysterical, nonsensical politics of Trump and its exploitation of Carl Schmitt style friend-foe characterizations. For the Nazis, every political opponent was a communist or a Jew.

 

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