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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Republicans hate people with Down’ syndrome?

 

Moose out front should have told ya:

 

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3 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

I didn’t read the whole thing, but the article should have been titled “Some Steve King supporter, despite it all, named Mark Leonard, is a dumbass.”

Of course there were plenty of “good men” who fought for the confederacy. So what? They fought for an evil cause. Sometimes “good men” unwittingly do evil things. 

I often wonder what would have happened if Lincoln hadn’t been killed. Would reconstruction have gone differently? Because basically what happened after the civil war was a complete disaster,  for both sides. 

Not really.
It's very obvious the RNC is just shutting down anything that looks like "opposition" to Trump because that is not allowed.  Sorry, but Weld and Walsh are not serious opponents. 
I'd say it has more to do with not having to spend money campaigning in those primaries?

That’s certainly how one would try to justify it. Sometimes you need to go through the process for the sake of the institution.

How did Sanford vote on the tax scam?

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The stupid... it BURNS

 

Dear Mr. Kirk,

I sense in you a compassionate being, a person who aches to correct the wrongs in this world. Go East young man, go to Tibet. There you may help persecuted Tibetans; Buddhists who have lost over a million of their brethren. Otherwise, you are simply a stupid bloviator whose outrage is best saved for grainy cell phone videos taken by your staff. Are Christians persecuted? Certainly in some countries, they are. but that isn't what you are talking about now is it Mr. Whatabout Kirk? Go East young man.

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Bob Martinez voice, "Texodus...movement of the gente."  

On 9/6/2019 at 2:19 PM, Message Board User said:

 

No, we call you stupid, deplorable and racist because you are,; you stupid, deplorable and racist cunt.

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

did anyone seriously think she was ever hot?

I don't want to go find the evidence that I'm certain is available. The basket of deplorables had a hard on. I'm not going down into that pit. 

12 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

did anyone seriously think she was ever hot?

You don't have a thing for librarians, do you?

10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You don't have a thing for librarians, do you?

sure, but I have also heard her speak and have heard her thoughts, so that's a pretty big turn off. 

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

sure, but I have also heard her speak and have heard her thoughts, so that's a pretty big turn off. 

Yeah, agree.  I'd much rather fuck her pron doppelganger, Lisa Ann.  And I wouldn't touch her without being encased in rubber. 

28 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

did anyone seriously think she was ever hot?

Hate fuck comes to mind

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

sure, but I have also heard her speak and have heard her thoughts, so that's a pretty big turn off. 

Well...I didn't say she had ever been in a library!

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

It doesn't deserve its own thread. 

The crazy exceeded the hot in the index.

Somewhere, Glen Rice is probably sliding into her DM's.

 

Or vice versa.

 

 

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Education leads to liberals.  

GOP going full planet of the Apes 

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

did anyone seriously think she was ever hot?

I don't get it. Nothing hot about that bimbo. Some people just can't see past the hair and makeup, I guess. 

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You don't have a thing for librarians, do you?

Librarians have a passing familiarity with books. 

8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

If the national Republican Party had emulated the Texas Republican Party in the mid to late 90s under W, they would have ruled the country like the dems did for 50 years from the 30s into the 80s.

Instead they went absolutely apeshit and eventually elected a complete scumbag to be the president. And have in the process ensured that the dems will rule the country for another 50 years.

Oh well.

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

did anyone seriously think she was ever hot?

My brain in my head says, "No."

My other brain ... 

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Here's a fun article ranking the right wing financial scams.

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Modern conservative politics is the Silicon Valley of grifting, with a culture of predation so powerful it has replaced most, if not all of the Republican Party’s interest in governing. As conservative insiders see the threat of a terminal electoral debacle dimming their horizon, they have little reason not to strip this edifice of its pipes and fittings ahead of the bulldozers. There’s always been an odor of scammyness around movement conservatism but here at its end, the sheer breadth of corrupt innovation spreading across the rotting hulk of the GOP is so spectacular as to inspire wonder. What could once be dismissed as the amusing hijinks of a few hucksters has grown into a dangerous culture of corruption that threatens democracy itself.

https://www.politicalorphans.com/one-nation-under-the-hustle-right-wing-financial-scams-ranked/

Why were republicans, who love America and hate terrorists, not at this ceremony? 

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Why were republicans, who love America and hate terrorists, at this ceremony? 

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38 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Why were republicans, who love America and hate terrorists, not at this ceremony? 

They are really wanting to drive up voter turnout next year.  It’s 9/11, how fucking despicable do you have to be to skip the ceremony so you can rush a vote?

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

They are really wanting to drive up voter turnout next year.  It’s 9/11, how fucking despicable do you have to be to skip the ceremony so you can rush a vote?

All those that died were coastal elites (see buzzword: socialists) anyways. /TrumpkinProbably

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They are really wanting to drive up voter turnout next year.  It’s 9/11, how fucking despicable do you have to be to skip the ceremony so you can rush a vote?

Republicans are as despicable as it gets.   But how stupid do Dems have to be to trust anything a Republican says at this point? 

“They had promised”

Haw haw. 

On 9/9/2019 at 8:34 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Education leads to liberals.  

GOP going full planet of the Apes 

We must end the tyranny of fancy book learnin' and mine'n ain't not never gonna go no way near no gottang book readin' and queer schoolin' college nonsense. My daddy taught me to split wood and I learnt all I need'n learn'n from that there. 

27 minutes ago, Chooky said:

We must end the tyranny of fancy book learnin' and mine'n ain't not never gonna go no way near no gottang book readin' and queer schoolin' college nonsense. My daddy taught me to split wood and I learnt all I need'n learn'n from that there. 

And we can build bridges with logs, we don't need none of those fancy civil engineer (sounds like civil engiqueer doesn't it?) folks.  My great-grandpappy did just fine using bridges made out of wood.

The GOP surprise-assaulted American democracy on 9/11.

Once again, reality is dumber than fiction. This has got to be example 1,000 at least of "if this were pitched by a writer for a fictional story he'd be laughed out of the office for being a talentless hack."

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On 9/9/2019 at 9:34 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Looks like they started with Vols football

The GOP has made a bet that Republican voters are too stupid and too loyal to betray their party.  So far so good. 

 

 

23 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The GOP has made a bet that Republican voters are too stupid and too loyal to betray their party.  So far so good. 

 

 

If Bill Marriot weren't 87, he'd probably be running for President based on this. 

I can't imagine what would qualify as a scandal these days for the GOP. 

11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I can't imagine what would qualify as a scandal these days for the GOP. 

Leaving the GOP. That's it.  

3 hours ago, Mojo Hand said:

Republicans are as despicable as it gets.   But how stupid do Dems have to be to trust anything a Republican says at this point? 

Exactly. It's like in PE class when Coach says no 'head shots' in dodgeball and the Republican kid hits a Democrat in the head and the Democrat complains to the coach who looks over at the Republican who smirks out a, 'sorrrreeeee.' Democrats better brush up on their playground warfare because the nastiness hasn't even got all that bad yet.

19 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I can't imagine what would qualify as a scandal these days for the GOP. 

A Dem in the White House

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