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Dan Patrick is defined as a moderate Republican now?  What kind of bizarro world is this? 

Of course this MQS guy is an aggie

Patrick really must have seen some interesting poll numbers, or is getting feedback from donors, or something.  This is far too bold for him normally.  

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Patrick really must have seen some interesting poll numbers, or is getting feedback from donors, or something.  This is far too bold for him normally.  

Dan Patrick may be a former woman who hates himself but even he knows that the Texas suburban soccer moms have had enough of buying little junior Mason or Jayden a bulletproof backpack and he’s taking a few baby steps to try to control the damage no matter what a bunch of small dicked open carry AK idiots may think. Not gonna work though. Oh well. 

3 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Dan Patrick may be a former woman who hates himself but even he knows that the Texas suburban soccer moms have had enough of buying little junior Mason or Jayden a bulletproof backpack and he’s taking a few baby steps to try to control the damage no matter what a bunch of small dicked open carry AK idiots may think. Not gonna work though. Oh well. 

I actually think the Texas GOP saw what happened in the 2018 midterms and are moving towards the center - they recognize they needed to do this or lose the suburbs permanently.

In the 2019 Legislative session, there was no talk of a bathroom bill and the public schools got a shitload of new money - without the GOP getting bitchslapped (and losing a number of seats in the US House and Texas House) in 2018, that probably doesn't happen.

 

Lou Dobbs and crew, speaking the pure truth. It’s 100% correct.

She forgot to add republican 

On 9/17/2019 at 11:51 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

Dan Patrick is defined as a moderate Republican now?  What kind of bizarro world is this? 

badmofo is a moderate Republican now.

I’ve muted my Dad on Facebook but I bet if I go to his page I’ll find some version of that front and center.

Facebook and Fox News tots old people’s brains. They should be banned from both at a certain age.

I block most of these. You can smackdown the post without blocking the poster. I might start posting some. I've got a wide range of 'friends'. 

14 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

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It's like being Billy Liucci

That is pretty rad to me. 

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That is pretty rad to me. 

I enjoyed these responses.

 

Whose grandparent works for the GOP?

 

25 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Whose grandparent works for the GOP?

 

tm-notraising-my-hand-lmsmelling-myarmpi

22 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

“Yet you participate in society.  Curious!”

The strawman fallacy: "Democrats don't want you to eat meat! And they're trying to take away your Kingsford Charcoal!" Huh?

The two wrongs make a right / hypocrite fallacy: Democrats want to cut fossil fuels, but grill steaks. Ergo, fossil fuels don't hurt the environment!

31 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

 

 

......and shit herself.

On 9/19/2019 at 5:06 PM, Kyrie Eleison said:

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You mofo.  I had this on my phone and was waiting for it to load on a crowded metro.  Gazing out the window, I finally looked down to find this gem prancing around and thought furk, the woman next to me now thinks I'm into old fat dudes in bathing suits. 

You mofo.  I had this on my phone and was waiting for it to load on a crowded metro.  Gazing out the window, I finally looked down to find this gem prancing around and thought furk, the woman next to me now thinks I'm into old fat dudes in bathing suits. 

She isn’t wrong.
On 8/9/2019 at 2:21 PM, Biff Tannen said:

This is a really weird way to try and get into the movie biz.  Call me crazy, but I think she probably has the money and connections to make that move if she wants, without blowing anyone.  Kid Rock must be talking from personal experience.

 

 

I know this is an old post, but I would like to add that Taylor Swift's net worth dwarfs Kid Rock's.

19 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

You mofo.  I had this on my phone and was waiting for it to load on a crowded metro.  Gazing out the window, I finally looked down to find this gem prancing around and thought furk, the woman next to me now thinks I'm into old fat dudes in bathing suits. 

Was she hot?  Did it ruin your chances?

Because if it did, she's probably not that cool anyhow.

59 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

I know this is an old post, but I would like to add that Taylor Swift's net worth dwarfs Kid Rock's.

Probably PABOTUS's as well.

59 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Was she hot?  Did it ruin your chances?

Because if it did, she's probably not that cool anyhow.

It ruined my chances of presenting myself as a decent human being for anyone crammed around my seat.  Made me laugh though.  Fully what I deserve for reading Surly in public.

6 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

It ruined my chances of presenting myself as a decent human being for anyone crammed around my seat.  Made me laugh though.  Fully what I deserve for reading Surly in public.

If I had a nickel for every time I looked over my shoulder before opening Surly in public...

6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

If I had a nickel for every time I looked over my shoulder before opening Surly in public...

episode 1 lets settle this GIF by BBC

 

Those guys are just draining the swamp and making America great again. Duh.

The Washington Post reported that nearly 40% of the 241 Republican House members who served in the 115th Congress which started in January 2017 are no longer in Congress. With more retirements coming and some lost elections in 2020, that number will be over 50% by the time the 117th Congress starts in 2021.

In the four years that follow that percentage could hit 70-80% (just a rough estimate).

The Senate is more stable due to the longer terms but even they will likely see close to a 50% loss of Republican Senators who served in the 115th Congress by January 2023.

2018-2019: McCain, Flake, Corker, Kyle, Hatch, Heller; Announced retirements for end of term : Roberts, Enzi, Alexander, Isakson, Burr, Johnson, Expected Retirements: Inhofe, Grassley, Shelby

2020: Collins, Gardner, Tillis, Ernst, McSally (who was not in the 115), and others to be named later, hopefully

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

There's probably so much blackmale material on Graham, nothing he says or does surprises me.

46 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

There's probably so much blackmale material on Graham, nothing he says or does surprises me.

I see what you did there.....

 

Of course GOP retreat attendees, the average age of which is well into the 60s, need step by step instructions to connect to wi-fi.

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So at what point do the Republicans figure out that they have a better chance in 2020 with Mike Pence at the top of the ticket?

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