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In case you were in a coma during the Charlie Strong era, that is what it was like.

 

 

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  • A-Tex Devil
    A-Tex Devil

    I’m missed the game to watch a junior high production of Cats and my kid isn’t even in the play (ran the lights). Clearly one of the smartest decisions of my life. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    poor OL in the NIL era for a blue blood program is inexcusable 

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    In case you were in a coma during the Charlie Strong era, that is what it was like.    

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1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I had no idea what he was thinking.  No one thought there was any way in hell we were going to drive 25 yards for a TD.  Kick the FG then wait for the offense to do something really stupid and knock ourselves out of FG range.

Well, they tried really hard. Sadly for Stoops we havr a good kicker. 

2 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

Stoops bros are def gona get in a drunken trailer fight tonight and someone’s getting arrested! 

How about those poor Kentucky fans. They had hope for an upset and then the rug jerked out from under them.

On the other hand, they'll probably console themselves with how they took Texas down to the wire.

4 minutes ago, JBJ said:

This.
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We are so back!

The good news is that both we and Arch can hit the portal in the off season. 

Still trying to figure out how we looked so generally competent last week against a much better team and so incompetent tonight.  Such a fucking clusterfuck but win and move on.  

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

I don’t think it really matters. Vandy, UGA, and aggy blowout losses will be more than enough. Also, Arky might be no slouch if they get up for us

Arkansas can score points. We’re in big trouble

The defense and PK are the whole team right now. And people are gonna tag on Arch - who did not have a good game - but the OL and playcalling were fucking atrocious. Just an absolute disaster from Flood and Sark. Not sure what Manning’s can do with that.

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Thank you Niblet too. He’s cool with me.

 

The defense is cool with me, too. It wasn't perfect, but come on.

4 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Maybe he will blow his non throwing shoulder out so we can see if Campbell also sucks

Kentucky making you think of XL qbs?

Sark needs to face the reality that he needs to give backup QBs PT but he won’t do it.

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Thank you Niblet too. He’s cool with me.

 

Special teams and defense. Both played well. 

Just now, sith_horn said:

How about those poor Kentucky fans. They had hope for an upset and then the rug jerked out from under them.

On the other hand, they'll probably console themselves with how they took Texas down to the wire.

Lol, nope.

They'll get drunk and talk about basketball season.

Just now, Wayne Arnold said:

on one hand, im pissed because this should have been an easier win

on the other hand, it's an ess-eee-see road win. we were told that there's no easy games here. so any non-texas fan who wants to clown texas for this being a close win can kindly shut that crap up.

Kentucky is pure trash. This should have been an easy win. 

I don't give a shit how popular he is in the locker room, there needs to be an true open competition at the QB position. If Lacey is the best guy in the room, then he needs to be the starter moving forward.

3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Yeah, like a meat tenderizer to the nuts for 4 hours and didn’t die.

for the win

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Crazy. No receivers with more than tree catches.

And Wisner with just 37 yard?!?

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DEFENSE #1 as usual

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1 minute ago, BigTEAMLittleme said:

I think the win was awful enough that maybe, just maybe it will serve as a wake up call.  But that is extremely optimistic.  Perhaps the most mentally unprepared game in recent memory.

If UF wasn’t the wake up call, then what will be?

Dog pooed on the porch. Let’s go! 

Just now, Horn80 said:

Sark needs to face the reality that he needs to give backup QBs PT but he won’t do it.

Absolutely this.

The good news is that both we and Arch can hit the portal in the off season. 

If Arch isn’t gone, all our backups are gone.
1 minute ago, Bevoette said:

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Stop CR’ing the football board!

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That was probably the worst win I have ever watched.

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I turned to my wife after the kick and said exactly that. 

Such a horribly coached (offense is offensive) & played game. 

3 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

One of the worst pleasing wins ever. Hats off to the defense.

In 1988 on our way to 4-7, we had to come from behind to beat North Texas State at home with 45 seconds remaining in the game.  But, yeah, tonight was not fun.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Sark needs to face the reality that he needs to give backup QBs PT but he won’t do it.

Yeah that was never going to be an option after tying himself to the Manning family. Arch Smith would have already been benched.

For those of you so certain Missouri is going to beat aggy, they are tied with fucking Auburn in a rock fight.

Just now, NAVY said:

Dog pooed on the porch. Let’s go! 

I’d rather watch that than what I just witnessed tonight 

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

If UF wasn’t the wake up call, then what will be?

This was worse.  Florida has a lot more talent than Kentucky.  

This defense is excellent. It feels like 1991 to me. Top 3 defense with a bottom 5 offense.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Still trying to figure out how we looked so generally competent last week against a much better team and so incompetent tonight.  Such a fucking clusterfuck but win and move on.  

Gotta wonder, is it a hangover? Do we just suck on the road? Is it that we suck at night games?

1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

The defense and PK are the whole team right now. And people are gonna tag on Arch - who did not have a good game - but the OL and playcalling were fucking atrocious. Just an absolute disaster from Flood and Sark. Not sure what Manning’s can do with that.

I love that PK and Sark seemingly have a good relationship.

1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

The defense and PK are the whole team right now. And people are gonna tag on Arch - who did not have a good game - but the OL and playcalling were fucking atrocious. Just an absolute disaster from Flood and Sark. Not sure what Manning’s can do with that.

Portal to a team with a competent OC, which they should. Seriously, I look forward to becoming aggie and watching other teams actually develop the QBs we recruit and fuck up.

Just now, ATXbronco said:

I love that PK and Sark seemingly have a good relationship.

Surprised that PK isn't complaining about the Offense, though.

I’m not letting the defense off the hook either. Gave up 400 yards and recovered zero of 5 wildcat fumbles (2 on special teams so 0 of 3 if you prefer), and gave up the end of regulation drive.  Made the Kentucky qb look like sweet Diego. 

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Stoops is an idiot for not kicking a field goal. We have no chance of scoring a touchdown. Kentucky would have eventually scored a touchdown.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

For those of you so certain Missouri is going to beat aggy, they are tied with fucking Auburn in a rock fight.

So was aggy.

1 minute ago, 89Horn said:

In 1988 on our way to 4-7, we had to come from behind to beat North Texas State at home with 45 seconds remaining in the game.  But, yeah, tonight was not fun.

The defense will probably keep us in every game.  But that doesn't mean we will win them.

Just now, BigTEAMLittleme said:

This was worse.  Florida has a lot more talent than Kentucky.  

True. Coached by a dead man walking though. We’ll see, but Sark might just be that stubborn.

That was the worst Texas football game I’ve seen on offense.  Worse than Route 66.  Worse than those BlowU pants events with Chris Simms.  Just unbelievable.  Without Niblett and Shipley that game is 13-0.  What a dogshit offense.  And what an amazing defense on short yardage.

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Kentucky is pure trash. This should have been an easy win. 

It should have been, but Arch Manning is our QB and Steve Sarkisian calls the plays, so . . . 

Niblett has gone from one of my most hated players because he would never catch the ball to maybe the MVP of the offense, even though he’s really usually playing on Special Teams 

1 minute ago, hookem2010 said:

Kentucky making you think of XL qbs?

Lmao ya Campbell Caldwell tomato tomauto 

 

this fucking unit could probably complete more passes than arch today


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