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No way they miss. Right?  
 

Thank god for the sack.  

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lol only gaping pussy wider than Sarks is stoops kicking it on 3rd down there lmao

I remember when Buddy Ryan punched Kevin Gilbride.

I got your back PK.

Just now, BERT said:

Yes we’ve all seen CeeDee miss plenty 

Oh that’s different he’s a dirty sooner who drops wayyyy too many. 

football version of Dumb and Dumber

This is a great coaching job by Texas to be ahead at the half against a much more talented team!!!

Just now, DaysOff said:

I remember when Buddy Ryan punched Kevin Gilbride.

I got your back PK.

Too soon

They are soooo fucking bad. I’ll take a win, but we gotta fucking score more next half!!!

They gotta change it.  I know dark sucks but he’s calling the game lien he’s scared to hurt Wisner, can’t trust arch, or the kicker. 
 

not good. 

Just now, DaysOff said:

I remember when Buddy Ryan punched Kevin Gilbride.

I got your back PK.

No fucking way is PK gonna be here in 4 months

Just now, texastroubadour said:

Under 100 yards. An offensive genius 

Highly offensive.

It was 57 yards. He missed 2 shorter ones last weekend. Do you? 
56yd - short
55yd - off the upright about halfway up

57 seems to be reachable for him, depending on the wind. But I don't blame them for not trying it. I blame them for the stupid play on 3rd down when they could have pushed it down to 52 or 53.

The analyst was wrong. You don’t have to go for the sidelines. Throw it past the sticks and clock stops. It is pussy football that finally benefits us. 

Niblett 7 Kentucky 0

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Ive never emailed Del Conte before but imma fire one off tonight

Saying what? 

Stormy looks like she does things.

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Maybe dont fucking recruit a QB who played against the equivalent of 5th graders in Louisiana football

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We're getting a little bit of a rhythm and then I call a flea flicker against Kentucky. 

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Maybe dont fucking recruit a QB who played against the equivalent of 5th graders in Louisiana football

That isn't it.  There are tons of good D1 QBs that played mediocre HS football.

Arch just aint got it at this level.

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

93 total yards of offense is a fireable offense 

I think we've done worse this year, right?

5 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

Why the fuck does the commentary sound like the fucking transformers every once in a while??

I have no idea what you're talking about about but, thanks for the lulz.

5 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

Why the fuck does the commentary sound like the fucking transformers every once in a while??

I have no idea what you're talking about about but, thanks for the lulz.

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Let’s dominate the 3rd quarter 

I'll take dominating one or two plays in a row.

That isn't it.  There are tons of good D1 QBs that played mediocre HS football.
Arch just aint got it at this level.

Nah, he is correct. Mack should have never recruited that scrub from Tuscola.

The agroids got a couple of dynamic WRs and their offense shifted overnight.   Fuck you Sark.  

1 minute ago, NaTeWHO said:

We're getting a little bit of a rhythm and then I call a flea flicker against Kentucky. 

100% this.   Just play "we are going to dominate you" football on the first drive.   Get cute later.   This game is making my head hurt. 

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